ATTN. TPTB BRIBE OFFER

[wickedsweet]

Dear TPTB,
I'm not sure what your finacial situations are but I know that no one has ever felt that they have to much money. In the spirit of that statement I would here by like to offer you a token of my appriecation for all the work you do. The only string attached to this offer is that in exchange for this bribe,err, I mean gift, yes, that's it,all you have to do to be awarded this gift is write Ana Lucia permentally off the show. Please be certain to do so in some terrificly clever and very bloody way and i might even throw in a little extra.

So as it stands right now I have $43.53, two Altoid mints in the nifty metal container and a slightly used Tutti Fruiti lip balm in my purse that is all yours upon the demiss of poor, misunderstood, trigger happy Ana Lucia. Once she's history just PM me for details on how to collect your, umm, gift.

Thank you,
wickedsweet

PS Anyone else that would like to contribute to the Knock Off Ana Lucia Gift Fund please feel free to make your offer known.;)

[MTHeaded]

Oh, boy, I'm in! I have $5.23 in my wallet right now, some pennies that I am too lazy to count, some fuzz at the bottom of my purse, my daughter's $5 lunch money (she won't mind, she hates AL too), a pack of Juicy Fruit, and I might even throw in my oldest first born son (he needs a place to live other than here). Death to Ana-Lucia!

[Hodgepodge]

Father, forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing! :o

But, that is funny! :D

[wickedsweet]

MTHEADED SAID
my daughter's $5 lunch money (she won't mind, she hates AL too),

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :clap:

HODGEPODGE SAID

Father, forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing!

But, that is funny!

Glad you saw the humor in it.:D

[Dezdemona]

Well, tomorrow's payday (yipee!), so put me down for $50. Yes, she fricking irritates me THAT much!

[BartHatesCharlie]

I will put down $1000 to have Ana-Lucia "accidentally" shoot and kill Charlie.

[Lost In His Eyes]

^LMAO

I'll put in $10 and all that damn change in my purse, my lip glosses, a little lotion block thing, an old free movie pass and my Listerin pocket packs. (They're too strong for me)

[Hodgepodge]

I will put down $1000 to have Ana-Lucia "accidentally" shoot and kill Charlie.BartHatesCharlie, can we talk?*Here's another possible S.T.U.D.F.E.E. recruit*

[the end of innocence]

Let her die die die, yes thats right, die THREE TIMES. But really, unless she goes on the hunting party in the next show to be killed horrifically, there is no reason for her to be on the show at all, she should just dissapear.

**waves 20 dollar bill**

[Khan]

Dear TPTB, if you write AnaL off the show,we(if I can get the others to agree),won't post anything pointing out when you have been arrogant,blind,lazy,stupid,inconsistant, or foolish for a solid month.
Two months if you promise not to cast with your.. uh..your,well you know again.

[the end of innocence]

I agree!

[Brian]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/gifs/an_yawn_sm.gif

[Khan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/gifs/an_yawn_sm.gif
AWW that's cute, got your blankie and some warm milk so you're ready for nite nite.
Just remember that snarling angry thing in your dreams can't hurt you, it's only a nightmare.:D

[stilllost]

yall are sad.

[wickedsweet]

yall are sad.

Let, me guess, you want to join the Anal hate club, ASAP.

[SareBear00]

Just wanted to say that wickedsweet .... you are now officially my hero. I think I might print that letter off and frame it on my wall! I HATE Ana-Lucia, and would take out a loan to get her off of the show.

[Florimel]

I will match all offers and double the pot. I will keep only the dollars I need to buy the 2nd year CD if, and only if, Ana-Lucia is gone.

[RidersOnTheStorm]

I will put down $1000 to have Ana-Lucia "accidentally" shoot and kill Charlie.
I don't care if its accidental or not, just as long as someone shoots him!

[azteclady]

(...)Just remember that snarling angry thing in your dreams can't hurt you, it's only a nightmare.:D
:rotfl: oh dear, indeed - can't hurt you *snicker*

yall are sad
And water seeks it's own level... all over the pond.

[Fish1941]

Dear TPTB,
I'm not sure what your finacial situations are but I know that no one has ever felt that they have to much money. In the spirit of that statement I would here by like to offer you a token of my appriecation for all the work you do. The only string attached to this offer is that in exchange for this bribe,err, I mean gift, yes, that's it,all you have to do to be awarded this gift is write Ana Lucia permentally off the show. Please be certain to do so in some terrificly clever and very bloody way and i might even throw in a little extra.

So as it stands right now I have $43.53, two Altoid mints in the nifty metal container and a slightly used Tutti Fruiti lip balm in my purse that is all yours upon the demiss of poor, misunderstood, trigger happy Ana Lucia. Once she's history just PM me for details on how to collect your, umm, gift.

Thank you,
wickedsweet

PS Anyone else that would like to contribute to the Knock Off Ana Lucia Gift Fund please feel free to make your offer known.;)


You have f**king got to be kidding me! What a load of crap!:eek:

I have never read anything so g*dd*mn ludicrous in my life!

[azteclady]

Fish1941, you may be interested in noting that it's generally considered poor netiquette to quote a long(ish) post in its entirety in order to reply with one line.

You may also derive more enjoyment from this particular forum, and the community in general, if you understand that poking fun at the characters and TPTB happens and is not meant as an attack to you or those you hold dear. You may notice that both Leuthen and Hodgepodge, two stalwart fans of Ana Lucía, find it in themselves to laugh at wickedsweet's mock bribe. Would that you could do the same.

[Hodgepodge]

AZ, I get the impression Fish1941 is not who he/she portrays. Anyway, I'm getting sick of his/her outburts!

[azteclady]

:wave2: Hodgepodge, sweetie! :heartpump so lovely to see you!

As far as Fish1941 is concerned... well, you know about that phrase "to damn with faint praise?" Well, I'm using "killing with civility."

[SareBear00]

You have f**king got to be kidding me! What a load of crap!
I have never read anything so g*dd*mn ludicrous in my life!

Hey! This isn't a load of crap, this is like almost better than the kiss on Confidence Man. Calm down fish1941, it's all good!:)

[wickedsweet]

sarebear00
Just wanted to say that wickedsweet .... you are now officially my hero.

Ahh, shucks:flowers:


fish1941
You have f**king got to be kidding me! What a load of crap!

I have never read anything so g*dd*mn ludicrous in my life!

:kiss: :wave2:

Az, Hodgepodge, and SareBear00

:goodvibes :rockon:

I'd just like to take a moment to say thanks to posters like hodge, leuthen, redshirt and dohboy who have always mananged to disagree with me on this issue with humor, class and respect.:thankyous

and toAz for always offering a clever voice of reason:)

[Zeek]

mock bribe?

Well put me down for a $20 real bribe. I'm only going for $20 cause I think TPTB will come to their senses soon enough on their own. My $20 comes with an 8 episode expiration date from now. The clock is ticking boys.

[Brian]

I'd just like to take a moment to say thanks to posters like hodge, leuthen, redshirt and dohboy who have always mananged to disagree with me on this issue with humor, class and respect.:thankyous

You are most welcome wickedsweet! I have no problem with someone not liking a character, we all know how much hell many of us give Charlie whenever the opportunity presents itself. :)

:awwhug: wickedsweet :awwhug:

[wickedsweet]

:awwhug: leuthen:awwhug: Right back at ya!:D

[Dezdemona]

AZ, I get the impression Fish1941 is not who he/she portrays. Anyway, I'm getting sick of his/her outburts!
Perhaps abrasiveness is a trait/he she admires in Ana-Lucia and tries to emulate? ;)

As to your first sentence above, I have no idea. OTOH, I confess that the most entertaining aspect of Ana-Lucia's addition to the show, for me, has come from one fan who posts under several names on various boards and has a great time agreeing vehemently with him/herself in passionate support of the character and actress, and in his/her general disgust with people who don't like either. I guess I'll take my cheap amusement where I can get it. :D

[Unnamed Redshirt Number 4]

I'd just like to take a moment to say thanks to posters like hodge, leuthen, redshirt and dohboy who have always mananged to disagree with me on this issue with humor, class and respect.:thankyous

and toAz for always offering a clever voice of reason:)

:awwhug: Disagreement can be healthy and fun when you've got people like wickedsweet on the other side! :)

[wickedsweet]

:awwhug: Disagreement can be healthy and fun when you've got people like wickedsweet on the other side! :)
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:awwhug: :awwhug: :wave2: Hi redshirt, your new signature pictures crack me up. Gotta love a man hug.

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[Unnamed Redshirt Number 4]

(sorry to continue the threadjack!)

Thanks wickedsweet!

:) :) + :awwhug: = :heartpump for everyone.

I love a guy who is not afraid to show affection. ;)

[wickedsweet]

In light of recent rumors I thought it might be a good idea to remind TPTB of the generous offers to be found in this thread in the event that thay would kindly kill Ana Lucia off.

I'd like to add to my orginal bribe a copy of Madagascar on DVD, a $5.00 Barnes and Nobels gift card and kiss on the cheek.:makeout:

[Khan]

I'll add a Visa gift card,numerous CDs,several rare books(I know you like to read),pans of my delicious Apple Crisp, and absolutely no calling you brain dead,dumbasses or idiots for the rest of the season( unless you do something monumentally stupid like kill off Sawyer,in which case you'll get ripped to sheds in every possible post).

[boonian androphile]

I dont know. To hear TPTB called all those names might be a pleasure unto itself. If they bump off Ana Lucia, and we still give 'em stuff (including this Ana Lucia rookie season playing card---which I swiped from the Lost Action Figure thread) will someone please still call TPTB names for bringing on Ana Lucia in the first place, or for shooting Shannon, or for Adrift, or for Jack's flashback in the Hunting Party, or for any reason. I am sure that TPTB have/will have reneged here and there to their so very loyal LOST fans, so I figure any yelling at them on our part serves as a general equalizer.

To TPTB: :pissed:

To me: That 5 dollar Barnes & Noble gift card for which I have more use. :coffeedunk:

[TheBigCat]

Maybe the Others could invite Vice President Cheney to try out the quail hunting on the island and see if A-L wants join him. They will just have to remember to switch the Veep's bird gun for a 12 guage.

[boonian androphile]

Yes, Ana Lucia and the Vice President have this in common: they shoot in error when hearing sounds they evidently dont comprehend...

[SareBear00]

..... God I love this thread....:D:D

[Khan]

Maybe the Others could invite Vice President Cheney to try out the quail hunting on the island and see if A-L wants join him. They will just have to remember to switch the Veep's bird gun for a 12 guage.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
SareBear00 I get the impression you'd miss my TPTB bashing. It's a dirty job,but somebodys got to do it.