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[Lab]

ok, but only this time tonight, ILE

[rottenralf]

Fozzie - You are being a very very bad postwhore.
http://www.onentofl.com/images/babooveryverybadman_1_.gif
Congrats all the same.

[SarahR]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/cat_drinking_beer_watch_tv.jpg
This is Truff when he watches lost! (That is of course, if... he... is a...CAT!) >.> <.<

[foxxie]

Fozzie - You are being a very very bad postwhore.
http://www.onentofl.com/images/babooveryverybadman_1_.gif
Congrats all the same.

Rather be a bad postwhore than a good postwhore anyday! I continue to blame on Mohitos! I will probably wake up tomarrow morning passed out by my laptop thinking, how did I get here?:D

ETA: That finger is hypnotizing me!:rolleyes4

[Lab]

Congrats fozzie....100 posts!

please don't think it always this mindless around here, sometimes we actually talk about interesting stuff.....

[rottenralf]

fozzie - yeah, how did i get here, and whose floppy disc's are on the floor next to the bed?

[rottenralf]

http://www.onentofl.com/images/HARLEY_1_.jpg

[foxxie]

fozzie - yeah, how did i get here, and whose floppy disc's are on the floor next to the bed?

And how did that USB cable get here?

[rottenralf]

it Matters.
http://www.onentofl.com/images/Rock_20star_guitar_1_.gifhttp://www.onentofl.com/images/Rock_20star_singing_1_.gifhttp://www.onentofl.com/images/gortons_1_.gif

DAMN!! How'd Zeke get there?

[ILoveEko]

Congrats fozzie!
:celebrate:

Also, ILE I must say you have been my post whore role model!
Thanks, I guess! :D

[Lab]

Ahoy, ZEKE!

[ILoveEko]

lab, I just wanna say that I like it when you whore around with us:D

[Batman Laz0r]

Congrats on 100, fozzie!!

[bighead421]

:celebrate::celebrate:
Tiki!!
You hit 600!!!!!!!
:celebrate::celebrate:

I love you, man!
And to quote the Truffula:
"C is for Cookie... B is for Bighead"

biggie, can I just say again how much I love that you whored on Niel's blog?! Lmao. :p

Thanks ILE!!
With regards to Niel's blog, I just could not help myself!!!

Lab, I think you are right, 300posts in 3 days!!! LMAO!!

[foxxie]

Night everyone! I must get to bed before I really do pass out with the laptop! Have fun everyone!:wave2:

[bighead421]

This is post number 9923 in this thread!!!!!!!!!

[rottenralf]

Lost! One turtle. Ran away from home. $100.00 reward.
Call Hurley at 555-1212.
http://www.onentofl.com/images/cat_20turtle_1_.jpg

[Lab]

THATS GREAT ralf......saving that one too!

[ILoveEko]

Night, fozzie!

[rottenralf]

http://www.onentofl.com/images/steamupdate_1_.gif

[ILoveEko]

Lol, nice ralf :p

[Batman Laz0r]

'night Fozzie!


Ralf - LOL at the cat... the paint job is great... but the cat's face is frightening. If anything is evil, it's that cat.

[ILoveEko]

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/fart_icons.gif

[Lab]

my Bork keeps freezing so I will just sit and watch this marthon

[rottenralf]

Chuck the Cluck's, this is what Hurley is talkin' about.
http://www.onentofl.com/images/supersize_20fast_20food_1_.jpg

[SarahR]

http://www.216websolutions.com/manip_images/cabbit.jpg

Your cat turtle reminds me of the infamous CABBIT! which is much cuter than your cat turtle ;)

[Lab]

Hi Sarah!

Good night tiki!

[SarahR]

Hi Lab!!!

Since your the mod in all this whoring ;) does that make you our
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/postpimp.jpg

[Lab]

That would be ralf, sarah, if I remember correctly, and I'm just along for the ride on this one, we can't keep this up forever or we will all just stop reading this thread.....

[Penelope]

*sneaks into to BBR...

Hey everyone! Congrats Tiki and Stussy, 600 and 100 posts!

[ILoveEko]

Sarah... is that real?? :confused:
Lol.

I don't think I'll be 10,000 :weeping:... Unless lab locks the BBR once I go to sleep, lmao.

[SarahR]

Its real if you want it to be ILE ;)

HEY PENE! :D

[Lab]

Hey pene! The madness has continued.....


Please don't follow my example here on a regular basis people.....

[Penelope]

Hi Sarah! Love that Cabbit!

[Shelly]

Hello! How is everyone doing?

[rottenralf]

Do you think he nose?
http://www.onentofl.com/sitebuilder/images/P6210027_funny_1_-600x450.jpg

[Lab]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/lab5d/chapelle-5fingerslap-reized.gif

[ILoveEko]

Hey, Pen was/is here! Lol.

[Penelope]

Alright, off to dream land. ILE, I'm rooting for you on post 10,000!!!

ETA: ILE still here for a minute....Bork was not borking for me all night, couldn't get in, just white screen...but now me off to sleep!

[Lab]

Pen, this stops at 10,000 promise......sleep well. Love ya!

[rottenralf]

Hey - It's little Eko and his baby Jesus stick:
http://www.onentofl.com/images/aboreginy-new_1_.gif

[SarahR]

awwwwwwww! RALF! That is sooooooo cute! :D

[Shelly]

LOL! aww...

[ILoveEko]

Aw, ralf, what a cutie :D

[rottenralf]

A picture of Lab viewing all the PW'ing going on:
http://www.onentofl.com/images/mode_1_.jpg

[Lab]

...and almost disgusted by it ralf ..... lol

Thinking about a new thread for BBR at 10,000 but don't want to just open something that turns into a bunch of what we have had the last few days around here....and while I am sure everyone has enjoyed getting in lots of posts, I bet they would agree that it was a lot funner to read before the last couple of days of madness.....any thoughts, ideas, suggestions are encouraged.

[SarahR]

I agree with you Lab, i think a new BBR is a great idea! with perhaps a few, strickter guidelines on the post whoryness :p we arent a forum brothel people :p stop with all the whoring *cough* ILE *cough*

[Lab]

Well probably tomorrow night then.....if anyone wants to post suggestions or ideas fine, or PM me , that would be fine too......

Thanks, sarah!

[ILoveEko]

stop with all the whoring *cough* ILE *cough*
That was uncalled for :weeping:
Lol.
I've already decided that once I hit 4K, my post whoring will slow down somewhat.
I'll still be your Queen of Post Whores, dont get me wrong, lmao... I'll just be doing some more ETA's rather than multiples and stuff :D

:p

[mikashuman]

Good Gosh!!! I fell asleep early tonight in front of the stupid TV! lol Don't you guys ever sleep?? :)

[agrillo]

(Sung to I'm In Jail, Pump Up The Volume Soundtrack)

Dad, I'm in BBR. I like it here
It's fun
I like it
I like post-whoring
I'm in BBR
I like it here

[agrillo]

Congrats Tiki On 600!!!
:Headbang::celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:blinkie:

Ya post-whore with the best of em.

[SarahR]

This is my job... I work for an ISP as technical support... while sitting in Bork I got called by a very computer illeterate person... I've never had anyone this bad in my life. Trying to create a new connection for her Win 98 computer, and a 10 minute walkthrough took over 45 minutes.

If you are bored and want a laugh, read the conversation below... and join me in the hell of hells... AHHHHHHHHH!

*needs a rant bad... goes to hit things*


03:06:32 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] yeah the tea woman http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile6.gif
03:06:43 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] haha
03:06:51 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] obviously had her tea
03:07:08 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] thankfully, lol.
03:09:09 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] she is still flustered http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile6.gif its kinda funny and sad at the same time
03:09:41 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lol. poor lady. whats wrong with her?
03:10:25 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] i dont know... doesnt know what she is doing and stressed ouit about it I think
03:10:35 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] she cant find "my computer" http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile6.gif
03:10:35 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] sucky
03:10:43 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao
03:11:17 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] i hate windows98 people
03:11:35 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lol, why?
03:12:02 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] harder to do anything troubleshotting
03:12:30 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] XP is a pain, but its straight forward
03:12:35 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] I see, lol. http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile6.gif I just switched over last month I think.. still getting used to XP
03:13:15 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] plus im so used to XP i cant find anything 98 related http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile6.gif
03:14:04 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] she cant even get just the desktop open
03:14:20 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] why not? it aint that hard lol
03:14:55 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] is to miss tea lady
03:15:02 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] she keeps going back to the start menu
03:15:25 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lol
03:15:32 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] she is asking to call me back in 10 minutes when she just has the desktop http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile6.gif lol
03:15:48 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] so im free of mrs fluster for the momento
03:15:56 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] haha http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile2.gif
03:16:18 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] i feel terrible, i kept saying "just close any programs you have open"
03:16:29 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "umm...ummm... i'll try going back to the start menue"
03:16:38 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] * sarahr sighs in frustration http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile6.gif
03:16:43 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmfao
03:17:39 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] then she started going on about how she kept opening an email from her daughter... JEBUZ!
03:17:57 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] haha. sucks to be you, lol
03:18:04 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] * sarahr still has 4 hours of this
03:18:35 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lol. that blows. what time is it for you?>
03:18:55 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] just after 9pm
03:19:38 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] flustered lady back!
03:19:43 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] wow. big difference, lol
03:19:55 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "onto the screen now... took me some difficulty"
03:20:07 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smilerofl.gif
03:20:10 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "oh... the mouse keeps getting tangled up in things"
03:20:29 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] like what?! lol.
03:20:47 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "left click or right click"
03:20:53 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] AHHHHHHHHHH!
03:21:01 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] this is too funny
03:21:01 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] oh goodness
03:21:12 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hey Emi, did you forget you were here gain?
03:21:15 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] instruct this person to walk out their door
03:21:16 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] *again
03:21:18 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "it turned blue..."
03:21:18 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] and don't come back
03:21:25 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] yes i did ILE haha
03:21:25 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "did you click it twice?"
03:21:37 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao Emi
03:22:25 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] ahhhhhhhhhhh
03:22:40 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smilerofl.gif
03:22:46 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "its starting to slide off the screen... its turned yellow now..."
03:22:55 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] WTF?!
03:23:15 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] what?!
03:23:22 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] I have NO idea
03:23:30 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] is this person sure they're AT a computer?
03:23:30 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] sarah, im cracking up here, lol
03:23:56 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] i cant even hear her now... i think she put the phone down
03:23:59 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao Emi. "slide off the screen.. turn yellow" sounds like this woman just took a piss on her tv
03:24:10 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hahahaha
03:24:51 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] LOL! I have no idea!
03:25:06 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao
03:25:09 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] she finally got to dialup netowrking
03:25:22 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] I have to say "double click with the left mouse button" or she will ask
03:25:34 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "mam, i'm going to have to ask you to put the mouse down and step away from the computer"
03:25:36 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] and I did and she just said "left click or right click"
03:25:39 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao. i feel bad for you sarah
03:25:48 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "just do as i say and nobody will get hurt"
03:25:50 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] * ILoveEko hugs sarah for dealing with stupid fcuktards lol

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[agrillo]

Congrats TO fozzie and Stussy On 100 posts!!!

:Cheers::clap::bunny::Cowdance:

[SarahR]

[ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lol Emi
[sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] * sarahr hugs ILE back
[ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile2.gif
[sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] *sighs* it turned yellow again
[sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] whatever turned yellow anyway
[sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] oh now it turned WHITE!
[Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hahahahaha
[sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] WTF!!!!!!
[ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmgdao
03:28:15 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "i have the floppy drive here is that it?"
03:28:25 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "no..."
03:28:39 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] ROFL!
03:28:54 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] AHHHHHHHH!!!!
03:29:07 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] im just trying to make a new connection damnit
03:29:28 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] thats easy to do, lol.
03:29:44 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "the arrow is trying to draw somthing"
03:29:47 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hahahaha
03:29:53 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] LOL!
03:30:02 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "let it finish and call me back"
03:30:07 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmgdao!! http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smilerofl.gif http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smilerofl.gif
03:30:08 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] im glad i have you people here or i would be screaming
03:30:32 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] EMI! LOL! I had to mute the phoe call i laughed outloud
03:30:46 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] its turned purple now
03:30:50 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] apparently
03:30:51 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao!
03:32:15 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "if i move the arrow onto it will it make it stay? or go away?"
03:32:24 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
03:32:30 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] sarah, this is too funny lol
03:32:46 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] GAHAHHAHA
03:32:48 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] omg this person does NOT belong anywhere near a computer
03:32:58 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] im going NUTS!
03:33:08 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] can't they invite a relative to at least show them what a mouse does??
03:33:25 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] Im going to ask soon if they have somone who can come help them in person
03:33:44 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lol Emi
03:33:47 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "can you left click it once and press enter?"
03:33:51 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "where do I find enter?"
03:33:55 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
03:33:56 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] you should sarah lol
03:33:57 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "i'm afraid i can't help you, you're just too stupid"
03:34:04 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao!
03:34:29 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] if this doesnt work im going to say get someone to help
03:34:49 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao
03:34:49 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] damnit she found enter http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smile6.gif
03:34:54 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hahahahaha
03:35:00 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] maybe she will invite YOU to come help. and give you tea!
03:35:14 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "can you click next?"
03:35:19 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "where is next?"
03:35:24 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "what's click?"
03:35:24 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "at the bottom of the box"
03:35:31 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmao
03:35:32 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "left click or right click"
03:35:44 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] AHHHHH!
03:35:49 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hahahahaha
03:35:53 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "just be patient"
03:35:57 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] that was HER
03:36:08 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hahaha
03:36:18 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "oh no i typed o instead of 0... where is delete
03:36:22 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] AHHH
03:36:22 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] lmfao
03:36:49 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] oh lord haha
03:36:53 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "oh god this has gone wrong..."
03:37:00 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] NO bork SHERLOCK
03:37:08 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hahahaha
03:37:11 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] SH!T
03:37:16 [ILoveEko (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/smilerofl.gif \
03:37:33 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] ive given her the dial up number 6 times now
03:37:59 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] how does this person expect to use the internet?!?!?!
03:38:07 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] they can't even control the mouse!
03:38:21 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] i DONT KNWO
03:38:26 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "click next"
03:38:29 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "left click?"
03:38:33 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] AHHHHH!H
03:38:50 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "just go watch TV lady..." "how do i turn on the TV?"
03:38:51 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "click finish"
03:38:55 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "left click?"
03:38:58 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] AHHH
03:39:16 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] YES LEFT CLICK DAMMIT ITS ALWAYS LEFT CLICK
03:39:19 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] hahahahaha
03:39:35 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] i would have http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/lost.gif it hahaha
03:39:43 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "now where is delete?"
03:39:57 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] damnit i cant hear her again... i think she put the phone down
03:40:30 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "im having difficulty deleting the username... its coming off slowly"
03:40:49 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] she puts the phone down to type
03:41:17 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "is that the squigly a?" (as in @)
03:41:32 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "how do you do the sqigly a again?"
03:41:38 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "shift 2
03:41:43 [sarahr (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] "its not doing it!"
03:42:14 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] oh good god
03:42:22 [Emissary (http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=sarahr&R=Bork&T=1&D=10&N=20&ST=1&NT=1&PWD_Hash=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&First=1#)] * Emissary shoots himself



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Thank you all for letting me share my pain.... *cries*

[agrillo]

Sarah that is so funny. Some people are just totaly clueless. My mother still calls me when she has a problem with her computer, and its usually something dumb. But she is getting better though.

OK done whoring for the night. Will start again tomorrow.

[Batman Laz0r]

Sarah - LOL oh, that's horrible!! I feel so sorry for you!


Like Agrillo, I always get asked to help my parents with computer related stuff. Still trying to teach my mom that I don't learn how to use programs through osmosis, and that if something's new, I guess... and if it's wrong, I try again :p

[mikashuman]

Sarah, I feel the pain!! You logged out just as I walked in!

Grill?

ETA: Cuz I can't spell!

[Batman Laz0r]

Sarah's post has now put me in the mood to share other funnies... these ones are from http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ and from the Come Again? category ( http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_comeagain.shtml ):


Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)

Tech Support: "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"________________________



Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet."
Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Netscape."
Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?"
Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?"
Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu."
Customer: "Your computer? It's my computer!"
Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop."
Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen."
Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."
Customer: "Right click?"
Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." (mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."

[SarahR]

that... is... my.... life...

and i have ANOTHER 2 and a half hours of it RIGHT NOW!

*cries*

[Batman Laz0r]

Sarah - LOL... man oh man... I feel so sorry for you!! maybe console yourself in the fact that you'll never be one of those people?? :D

[mikashuman]

Hey Truffy!
We can wait for the "rah", don't worry, lol.


I really want it. Lol. :p

I can't wait for Truff's Raaahhhhhh!!! either. ILE, wake up and get it!! :Cheers:
Argh! I really need to read and catch up more.......:confused:

[agrillo]

Hello Jaimie, what can I do for ya...:drinky::Cheers:

[Batman Laz0r]

More stupidities!! this time from lawyers ;) ( http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml )


Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."

_______


Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

_______


Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

_______


Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

_______


Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

_______


Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

_______


Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."

[Shelly]

:popcorn: POPCORN! umm.. do you think I should stop with the popcorn? I mean, it's just so yummy..

[Batman Laz0r]

And my personal favourite:



Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

[mikashuman]

Oh, just about anything AJ!!! Why am I awake now??? Laughing at all these posts???

[Shelly]

gosh, 6:16 AM.. and I'm not asleep.. oh well, this is far more fun then sleeping. Who needs sleep anyways?

[mikashuman]

Hi Shelly! I have no clue as to why I am awake.

ETA: Hi Batman!!!

[agrillo]

Just about anything eeehhhhh Jaimie???:naughty:

Well I could think of a few things to do at this hour.

*Slides Jaimie another glass of wine*:drinky:

[Shelly]

Hello mikashuman! Yeah, I am such a imsomniac..that's why I'm not asleep right now.

[Batman Laz0r]

And in homage to the poor Nashville librarians who were unintentionally aiding the Flight 213ers, here are dumb things asked of libarians (apparently tech support isn't the only victim of such people ;) ):


"Do you have books here?"


"I need a color photograph of George Washington." -- Other individuals asked for, by other patrons, are Christopher Columbus, King Arthur, Moses, Socrates, and more.


"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?"



"Do you have anything good to read?" -- The response was, "No, ma'am. I'm afraid we have 75,000 books, and they're all duds."




Patron: "I am looking for a globe of the earth."
Librarian: "We have a table-top model over here."
Patron: "No, that's not good enough. Don't you have a life-size?"
Librarian: (pause) "Yes, but it's in use right now."

[mikashuman]

Just about anything eeehhhhh Jaimie???:naughty:

Well I could think of a few things to do at this hour.

*Slides Jaimie another glass of wine*:drinky:

:D Gonna get me drunk at this hour??
:( Grill? You still lurve me?? (as ILE says!)

ETA: LOL Bat!

[Batman Laz0r]

Hi back, Mika :)

[agrillo]

Of course I still LURVE you, Jaimie!!! Why wouldn't I? I will Lurve you long time.

LOL

And getting you drunk isn't exactly what I had in mind.:D

[mikashuman]

Hi back, Mika :)

Why am I awake and being a post whore??? :rotfl: I'm NEVER awake at this hour!

ETA: I lurve you baby!!! Thanks for making my night (morning??)

ETA2: Lurve you long time?? roflmao!

[Batman Laz0r]

Any Banff-lovers or Canadians in the crowd tonight? they've got a page of Questions asked of Park Rangers, and some of the most precious stuff is about Banff, LOL


Mika - you're awake and being a post-whore, because this is the BBR, and it's almost at 10,000 posts ;)

[agrillo]

Always here to do what I can to please any one of my Harem girls. (And any other girl that needs pleasing for that matter)

LOL

[mikashuman]

Mika - you're awake and being a post-whore, because this is the BBR, and it's almost at 10,000 posts ;)

Yeah...well.....I gotta try and beat my Baby Girl! (ILE for those who don't know!) Yes Lab.....go ahead and hit me...*ducks!)

ETA: OMG Agrillo!!! C'mon Babes!!

[Batman Laz0r]

Some unfortunate employee reviews (I hope this never happens to me, LOL):


"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity."


"This associate is really not so much a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."


"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."


"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change feet."


"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."


"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."


"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."


"This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better we'll be."


"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."


"This employee should not be allowed to breed."


"This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together."

[mikashuman]

"This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together."
lol

[Batman Laz0r]

Now time for tourism & related follies :D


"After moving here, how were you able to know what the speed limit was? Could you read our traffic signs?" -- Asked of a Canadian who moved to the United States.


"Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" -- Asked of a travel agent about travel arrangements to Hawaii.


"Is there anyone here who speaks Australian?" -- Asked of a tourist information center in Scotland.


"Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?" -- Posted to a tourism web site.
(HIPPO RACING??!! LOL)


"Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?" -- Posted to a tourism web site.


"How does Canadian sound? I don't think I've ever heard that language before." -- Asked after a friend told him about his vacation in Canada.


"Sorry, we don't sell tickets outside of the U.S. . . . I don't care how new Mexico is, we don't sell tickets outside the U.S." -- A ticket salesperson for the 1996 Olympics, on the phone with someone from New Mexico.

[Batman Laz0r]

I know I'm post-whoring something horrible, but these are too funny!... and I'd totally forgotten about these kids-related ones :p :


"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer


"Daddy doesn't like that man, does he?" -- Daughter of John Cleese and Connie Booth, during the filming of the Black Knight scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."




And the most precious one of all (was fully imagining my nephew do this one; nearly fell out of my chair laughing):


A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side), put his hands up like claws, and roar. Step, step, ROAR, step step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. The crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing and was almost crying by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

[agrillo]

Gee it got real quiet in here all of a sudden. Where'd everyone go?

[Shelly]

*looks around nervous* :popcorn: I dunno..

[agrillo]

Hey Shelly nice to see I'm not alone here.

[Shelly]

Hey agrillo.. nice to meet you.

[Batman Laz0r]

I'm surprised how quiet this post is, for almost being at 10K...

[agrillo]

That's what I was thinking Batman. I was the first post on the 1000 page though. YEAH ME!!!:celebrate

[Batman Laz0r]

LOL unless there's a bunch of people lying in wait to sneak that post...


Congrats on snagging the first post of 1000 :celebrate :yayconfet :Cheers:

[agrillo]

Almost there... I can feel the excitement building!!!

[Shelly]

Woot..1000!

[agrillo]

It is an honor to be the 10,000 post of the BOOM BOOM ROOM, (and my 700th post),where people can do pretty much whatever they want. With the fully stocked bar it has gotten quite crazy in here at times. It's just a shame our queen isn't here to share in this momentus occasion.

So here's to ILE :Cheers: We couldn't have done this without you.


I'd just like to say I've had a great time getting to know everyone here in the land of the LOST WEBMAZE. Master Jedi of the Webmaze Truff has been an inspiration to us all. There are some very dedicated researchers that make this expierence for us not only fun and entertaining, but we learn something along the way.

A special thanks to Lab our new MOD, who created the BBR in the first place.

I'd like to give a shout out to some of the gang. I appologize if I do not name you, but there are so many of us it would take another post to name everyone.

To all the Borkers, especially Jade and TI, who are becoming quick friends. I fee like I've know the two of you forever. My Harem girls, Jeannie, Jaimie, Penelope, Vee, Carmen, Lisa, and Coco. You girls make flying fun. And of course my advisary The Guiniea Pimp and his ladies. Rear who jumped ship(LOL). My hWo brothas Aggie, BigHead, Dragon and Gardenboy, hwo 4 LIFE! Alvar will reign supreme. ralf, Borky, goA, and Dix you guys are always there for a good laugh. There are just so many of you.

So let me close by saying everyone here rocks and may our friendships grow and prosper.

Here's to the BOOM BOOM ROOM!!!:Cheers::Cheers::Cheers::Cheers::Cheers::Ch eers:

[goAlvar]

lol Agrillo,

your 700th and this thread's 10000's post!
Congratulations!!!

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/ole.gif

I missed 10000 witth only 1 post.... :D

[Batman Laz0r]

DANG! LOL


Congrats again on getting post 10,000, Agrillo double congrats on also getting 700!!
:yayconfet:blinkie::celebrate :musik29: :celebrate :blinkie: :yayconfet

[agrillo]

Thanks goA. I had my speach typed out about an hour ago. It was careful planning that allowed me to be the 10,000 post. I was actually surprised when I came on that it hadn't already been passed.

ETA: Thanks Batman

[goAlvar]

well, it was a rather good planning :)

(OMG i am really PWing now) :D

[Batman Laz0r]

well, now that it's come and I've missed it, I really need to go and study, LOL

g'night all!

[agrillo]

Yeah time to get off this infernal contraption and go back to sleep. Night gang. Sleep well.

[Jeannie]

Congratulations, agrillo! Very nice post.

And congrats to the BBR and 10,000 posts. Even though you guys didn't let me have 9999 or 10,001 which were the two I said I wanted. :( LOL j/k

Oh well, that's what I get for deciding to set the alarm back half an hour and grab a few extra minutes sleep this morning.

[mikashuman]

:celebrate :celebrate :hammersel :hammersel :compwoes: :compwoes: :hammersel :hammersel :celebrate :celebrate

ETA: GO GOALVAR or is that ALGO???:p :p :p

ETA: Good Morning Jeannie!!

[Penelope]

Congratulations to the BBR on its 10,000th post! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_1_104v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS)
Agrillo, congratulations for making the post! What did you do, tie up ILE so she couldn't type? LOL

Good morning Jeannie, Algo and Jaimie!

Sarah: I was crying reading your posts about the lady who called. That was a classic!!





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[Penelope]

From all the kitties who frequent the BBR:
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats7/BeerBox.jpg

[aggiesean]

10,000th post went to the hWo!
:Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang: :Headbang:

We now return you to our regularly-scheduled morning cowdance:
:Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance:

[Coconut]

Yay Grill!!! :Headbang: It's so good so see that the Sultan got his due. :worshippy :celebrate

Congrats to all for a trillion billion (or whatever :D) posts!!! And thanks for letting me stay here, I made coffee for all! :coffeedunk:

[Penelope]

Good morning Boom Boom Roomers!! Coco and I have prepared a feast in celebration of th 10,000th BBR post: eat up and enjoy!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_11_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_36.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_22.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_38.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_13_9.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_13_4.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_12_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_57.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_52.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS)


And in case Vincent stops by:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/InstantCats.jpg


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[Jeannie]

LMAO at the smileys, Penelope. I'm eating a real donut while enjoying the virtual ones.

Coco, we're glad to have you here. You fit right in with the rest of us. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not, you'll have to decide that. ;)

:Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance:

[Jeannie]

:rotfl:

Vincent will love that picture!

[Penelope]

Jeannie, look I found a Steeler smiley!

[Coconut]

Mwah Jeannie you need to be asking yourself if you really want to have anything to do with a girl like me.....:D


And YUP me and Jeannie....(ETA--No, PENNY!! Arggg! :D)have been spending all morning slaving over a virtual stove. :D

[SmOkEy]

hi people
all on my own in bork chat.....:(

[Jeannie]

Ooh, I like that one, Penelope.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_1_216.gif

I hate our copier here at work right now. I finished this report I need to file with the DOL, went online and waited the ten minutes it takes to do the error check so I can print it out for the client to sign, got no errors which removes the big DO NOT FILE printing, printed it out and saved, closed the program, then went to run copies for the client and for our files.

The copier promptly ate my only printed copy, and when you reopen the saved file you have to go online and run error check again before you can print it out. So now I have to wait another ten minutes to print a copy so I can try to make copies again. [/rant]

[Jeannie]

Perhaps I should just spend the morning post whoring instead of working.

[Jeannie]

I am more than halfway to 800.

[Coconut]

Hehehe Smokey sorry I promise I'll be in soon. :D I'm currently discussing with some friends the Tornado of Suck I seem to be stuck in. :D


Yes, that's right. Tornado of Suck. :D

[aggiesean]

Hehehe Smokey sorry I promise I'll be in soon. :D I'm currently discussing with some friends the Tornado of Suck I seem to be stuck in. :D


Yes, that's right. Tornado of Suck. :D

Tornadoes are more than anything simple rotational vortices, with little mechanism of "sucking" or "blowing."

[/meteorological :soapbox:]

[foxxie]

Good morning everyone! I brought more donuts and coffee!:coffeedunk:

[Penelope]

"Tornado of Suck" ??? that is a very colorful description!

Poor Jeannie! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_4_28.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS)Just post-whore instead!

ETA: Good morning Fozzie, Aggie & Smokey!





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[Coconut]

Yeah but "Simple Rotational Vortices of Suck" just doesn't feel the same to me. :D

[SmOkEy]

tornado of suck eh?........*dirty mind going into overtime*

[Coconut]

See, and I knew it was only a matter of time before someone's mind slid like a kitty-pancake (see above) into the gutter. :D

[Jeannie]

Tornadoes are more than anything simple rotational vortices, with little mechanism of "sucking" or "blowing."

[/meteorological :soapbox:]

That may be true aggie, but having lived through the May 31, 1985 night of tornados here (including an F5) I tend to think that tornados both suck and blow!

Penelope, that is perfect!!!! Exactly what I felt like.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_4_28.gif

[Coconut]

Hey I was watching that show on the Weather Channel yesterday--"It Could Happen Tomorrow" (which struck me as such a downbeat show. :D) yesterday, and that was the topic actually (probably what brought on my tornado refrence), what if a F5 plowed it's way through Dallas, and they were talking about one that happened in....2000, was it? 2001? Oh I dont know, I was trying to have a serious conversation and now I lost it. Never mind.

Tornado of Suck. :nanabobo:

[agrillo]

Good Morning Gang!!! I see all my lovely ladies are up and out and about. Yeah ... uh Jeannie be careful what you say to COCO!!! She's NUTS!?!?!(LOL)

Congratulations to the BBR on its 10,000th post! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_1_104v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS)
Agrillo, congratulations for making the post! What did you do, tie up ILE so she couldn't type? LOL
No Pene I did not tie up ILE. Actually I was surprised that the milestone hadn't already been passed. I was happy to make the post in her stead. Took some carefull planning though. And I Love the smileys bar scene. The Steelers smiley too.

Thank you everyone for your congrats.

ETA: The smiley bar scene should be the official smiley of the new BBR when Lab starts it.

[Coconut]

NUTS!?!?!?! :D


Hey I know y'all were worried so I'd just like to fill you in--the stew? Ended up turning out rather well. :D I know y'all were concerned. :D

[goAlvar]

ETA: The smiley bar scene should be the official smiley of the new BBR when Lab starts it.

Absolutely! :D

[Penelope]

Are we starting a new BBR? Why?

[agrillo]

Lab is closing this thread. He wants to start a new one with more rules and less post-whoring.

[goAlvar]

So let's PW while we still have the chance :D

For the new BBR, i think these would be suitable:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8230/dorstig6wi.gif http://www.mundogasol.com/foro/124.gif http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/455/boi238oj.gif http://home.tele2.fr/kangoorouxbis/Tchin.gif

[agrillo]

Cool goA. Funny in here I refer to you as goA and in Bork you're algo. Anyway, like the animations.

Headed out for a bit. Be back in a few hours.

[Penelope]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_2_121v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_2_100.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) Well here are a few more good smileys Lab can use





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[goAlvar]

You're right. maybe i should change my Bork nick to goAlvar. That would cause less confusion

ETA : Penelope, your smileys are better :)

[Penelope]

what will ILE do if she can't post-whore in the BBR? ;)

[Jeannie]

Lab is closing this thread. He wants to start a new one with more rules and less post-whoring.

That's what happens when you give someone a little power. More rules. ;)

[aggiesean]

what will ILE do if she can't post-whore in the BBR? ;)

Probably respond to more posts in the other threads with "LOL! :rotfl:"

[Jeannie]

By the way, lab the ;) is in my last post for a reason.

[Penelope]

Here's an idea: we should have a spin-off section post-whore thread, for those who have that inner post-whore in them and need to get it out cough*tiki*cough....LOL! That way we can devote the BBR to fine foods and chatter.

[Jeannie]

Here's an idea: we should have a spin-off section post-whore thread, for those who have that inner post-whore in them and need to get it out cough*tiki*cough....LOL! That way we can devote the BBR to fine foods and chatter.

I'm actually quite curious about what rules you have in a thread devoted to fine foods and chatter. Who decides what is chatter? Does this mean we can't have posts celebrating :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: ? Because I believe that :Cowdance: should be a sacred thing in the BBR.

[goAlvar]

Ok people, as you know, i used to be algovar in Bork chat. But not anymore! LOL

From now on, I will be goAlvar in Bork chat, too. This will avoid confusion and hopefully cure my Multiple Personality Disorder.

[Penelope]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_39v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) this is what happens to the cows after they do their dance for us.....

I don't know. That's a good point Jeannie. Plus I don't like change very much...unsettling. I guess we'll have to wait for Labbie to wake up and bestow his infinite wisdom upon us.

ETA: LOL Algo!




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[Coconut]

So we cant call you Algo anymore? :D

[ILoveEko]

:weeping::weeping::weeping::weeping:
I wanted it so bad! Lmao.

grill-

So here's to ILE :Cheers: We couldn't have done this without you.

Thanks for the pity shout out, haha :p
And congrats on 700!
:celebrate:

Pen-
What did you do, tie up ILE so she couldn't type? LOL
Lmao. That's really funny:p

what will ILE do if she can't post-whore in the BBR? ;)
Is that all you people think I do?! :( :cry:

As for the possbility of a new BBR... lab and I were discussing it last night. It's not going to be "rules" like you guys think it is. It'll be more of an "etiquette" sorta thing... You know, try to not make multiple posts in a row responding to people (use ETA's), avoiding one word posts... No crazy rules.

But he's still not sure what he's doing, so like he said, if you have any indeas/suggestions etc. bring them up in here, or PM him. :)

:Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance:

Edit: Sorry about the huge font... I have NO idea why it did that... I'll save changes and see if it's fixed.

[goAlvar]

So we cant call you Algo anymore? :D


Of course, coco you can call me algo. I'm still the same person (usually)

[ILoveEko]

Yeah, yeah... I said I'd stop double posting, but the the hell is it making the font so damn huge!? It won't let me keep it small!!!

ETA: Okay, that is really pissing me off. No matter what I do, it shws the font small for me, but once I submit it, it's gets effin huge again!!!!!!! Grrrr.

[Penelope]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_206.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) Ah, ILE, you know I was just teasing you about the post-whoring thing! Hugs!!


ETA: At least we know you weren't trying to yell at us! I was was running for cover!! :)





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[Coconut]

Mwah Algo call you anything but late to dinner eh? :D

Sorry I'm not in Bork right now, I am at this point contemplating whether I want to take a dip into the ARGish pool with http://www.strangeradventures.com/ ..... The lure of winning money is strong. :D

[SmOkEy]

im still in the bork chat all alone...feel like im being segregated

[aggiesean]

Yeah, yeah... I said I'd stop double posting, but the the hell is it making the font so damn huge!? It won't let me keep it small!!!

ETA: Okay, that is really pissing me off. No matter what I do, it shws the font small for me, but once I submit it, it's gets effin huge again!!!!!!! Grrrr.

My first post in OWA is giving me a similar problem, with a bunch of stuff being bolded when it shouldn't be. I'm not sure what causes it.

[ILoveEko]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_206.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS) Ah, ILE, you know I was just teasing you about the post-whoring thing! Hugs!!


ETA: At least we know you weren't trying to yell at us! I was was running for cover!! :) (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS)
I know Pen :) *hugs*

I fixed it... Had to make it size one, but it at least doesn't look like I'm insane anymore ;) Lol. :p

ETA: Yeah aggs, and it's really damn annoying, lol. It won't show it when I'm editing the post and whatever, but then once I submit it's like that. That bold thing happens to me all the time and it gets frustrating.

[Penelope]

Okay BBRoomers, I have to run my usual weekend errands. Hopefully I'll make the flight (still unsure when it is). See you all later this afternoon!!!http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_1_22.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DRUS)





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[Jeannie]

Have a good day, Penelope!

ILE, don't make excuses for lab.

I'm trying really hard to make him think that I believe he's gone power hungry. Don't mess that up!

Sorry you didn't get that 10,000th post. Oh well, I'm sure there will be new milestones to reach for. ;)

[ILoveEko]

Yeah, have fun Pen!!


ILE, don't make excuses for lab.

I'm trying really hard to make him think that I believe he's gone power hungry. Don't mess that up!

Sorry you didn't get that 10,000th post. Oh well, I'm sure there will be new milestones to reach for. ;)

Lmao Jeannie.
Yeah... but I'm currently working out my 4000th post, so I feel better :D
Lol. :p

[lostgal69]

Congrat's everyone on 10,000 in BBR and counting. It has been fun, I hope the new and improved BBR will be as fun and exciting. See you all on the flight hopefully.

[mikashuman]

Hey Baby Girl! I tried to get you to wake up and get it!! lol

[Jeannie]

I've had enough work for the day, so I am going to head for home now.

Hopefully I'll be around later to catch the flight, if the weather doesn't delay it. But I do have some things I have to accomplish today, so I don't know if I will be or not.

Talk to you all soon!

[mikashuman]

Awww, Jeannie! You know you love us and you know you will be here!! lol


ETA: Yay! It's snowing!! :)

[lostgal69]

Bye Jeannie, hope you make it back!!! I have some things to do also so I hope we get some info soon about when we are leaving, in the meantime I am having some more yummy bbr coffee.

[ILoveEko]

Hey Baby Girl! I tried to get you to wake up and get it!! lol

Haha, thanks Jaimie! :p
I stayed up until almost 4 last night hoping I'd be able to get it, but I was exhausted, lol. :p

[mikashuman]

Haha, thanks Jaimie! :p
I stayed up until almost 4 last night hoping I'd be able to get it, but I was exhausted, lol. :p

Sadly, I woke up at 3. So I got a few PW posts! :nanabobo:

ETA: I wasn't about to try and get it. lol

[agrillo]

Sorry ILE if you had been here I woulda let you have it. You deserved it more than anyone.

Sorry if I gave you guys the wrong impression about the rules thing. I was just reiterating what I read myself earlier in the BBR. PM'd Lab with an idea for the name of the new BBR.

The Boom Boom Room and Bork Together ... Bigger, Better, Louder!!!

What do you guys think?

ETA: Jaimie I sent you an email

[mikashuman]

:Headbang:

[mikashuman]

Ohhh!! 3 more! Yay!

ETA: Got it Agrillo and replied!

[SmOkEy]

bork is so dead...just me still...where is everyone?

[ILoveEko]

Sorry ILE if you had been here I woulda let you have it. You deserved it more than anyone.
Lol, it's all good :p
Everyone deserved an equal shot at it, not just me :p
Congrats again on getting it, and 700 posts grill :)

ETA: Smokey, I'd come in, but I'm not staying here long. Got a few things to do. Just came upstairs cuz I sat in puppy piss... Isn't that special?!?!?! Had to come change my pants, lol. :p

[lostgal69]

yea Jamie you go girl!!! LOL

[trailgoat]

:D Good afternoon People!

In case you missed it, Vincent says we are making a short stop in Memphis first, because of snow. There is a clue there, but I haven't heard anyone say they can get there.
See you on the plane-- :Cowdance:

ETA: These dancing cows are growing on me!

[foxxie]

:D Good afternoon People!

In case you missed it, Vincent says we are making a short stop in Memphis first, because of snow. There is a clue there, but I haven't heard anyone say they can get there.
See you on the plane-- :Cowdance:

ETA: These dancing cows are growing on me!

Unfortunately Mephis is whole different story. Much farther away, so I can't make it there. I do know people there I can give a call. Sould I do that?:)

[ILoveEko]

I do know people there I can give a call. Sould I do that?:)
Go for it, fozzie. As of right now, I don't think there is anyone that is able to get there... maybe wait a bit or something, but there wouldn't be any harm in doing so.

[leleana]

I would DEFINITELY say give someone a call eventually, because no one seems to be able to get there.

I'm sad, because now we can't go to Nashville at all. But oh well, we get a Fast Forward instead! :)

[aggiesean]

Unfortunately Mephis is whole different story. Much farther away, so I can't make it there. I do know people there I can give a call. Sould I do that?:)

(Aggie is imagining that conversation:
Fozzie: Hey, can you do me a HUGE favor?
Memphis: Sure.
Fozzie: I need you to drive over the Mississippi state line to this field, look for a "for sale" sign at these coordinates, and tell me what's there.
Memphis: ..........
Fozzie: Please? It'd make me and a bunch of people online really happy.
Memphis: .........
Fozzie: Hello?
Memphis: Am I being punk'd?)

[lostgal69]

LOL Sean

[ILoveEko]

Lol aggie. Don't forget that it's being done for a dog too :p

[sayidsalot]

PLEASE someone get to that real estate sign & get the envelope !!! - It's killing me that it's just sitting there! - UGHHH! - I have a friend in Nashville, but noone in Memphis, I suck!

Carmen (lost again!)

(needs coffee!)

[agrillo]

That was funny aggie. Yeah don't forget to mention it's for a dog. Nice one ILE

[sayidsalot]

Oh, And I wanna give a B I G W E L C O M E !!!

to any of you who have wandered here from another forum, we are sorry for your loss, but please feel free to join in here for as long as you like.

Carmen=dramatic=sayidsalot

[foxxie]

(Aggie is imagining that conversation:
Fozzie: Hey, can you do me a HUGE favor?
Memphis: Sure.
Fozzie: I need you to drive over the Mississippi state line to this field, look for a "for sale" sign at these coordinates, and tell me what's there.
Memphis: ..........
Fozzie: Please? It'd make me and a bunch of people online really happy.
Memphis: .........
Fozzie: Hello?
Memphis: Am I being punk'd?)

Yep, that's about how it went, and it didn't even work b/c they are out of town!:p

[Coconut]

Oh, And I wanna give a B I G W E L C O M E !!!

to any of you who have wandered here from another forum, we are sorry for your loss, but please feel free to join in here for as long as you like.

Carmen=dramatic=sayidsalot

That's why I lurve you Carmen, you're tootsweet!! :awwhug:

So Shelly you're from LF too? :)

Sorry I never went into Bork, got caught up with other stuff, now I'm going out to the store. I'll come back on when I get home.

[leleana]

Yes, anybody from Lost-Forum is VERY welcome here, just know that we love you and FEEL YOUR PAIN

-goes off to whine again-

[lostgal69]

Hi Coconut!!!!!!!!!

[Lab]

Hello all!

Congrats agrillo on 700 posts and the 10000 BBR Post.

I will be out until 7or 8ish tonight, I have to go to my nephews birthday party.

As far as the Boom Boom Boom Room goes, I just worry about how long the thread is, I don't want to cause any problems upstairs by us having such a large thread, I think its bigger than even the main ones in Lostaways. Was considering closing this one, and just starting a new one, pretty much exactly as is.....and as far as rules, I'm not neccesarily saying more rules or anything, I'm just saying that the last few days in this thread have been a little out of control with lots of small bs posts, at least we used to address 3 or 4 people in a post in this thread, and we didn't go out of our way to post just to post....or increase post counts....I really love reading the BBR but its not as enjoyable reading through 50 pages of lols and such every day lately.....does anybody get what I am saying or understand me or get it or whatever? Or am I just tripping for no reason? I asked earlier for ideas, thoughts, suggestions and haven't gotten a lot of feedback. So, I don't really know what to do.

Like I said, I will be out till 7 or 8ish, please, please, please, provide me wih some input on this. Please post here or PM me with your ideas/coments/suggestions....whatever.....thanks to the 2 of you who have provided a little feedback....

Hope everyone is having a great Saturday.....see you all a little bit later....

Love ya'll!

Love and Respect!


ETA: Oh, and still accepting suggestions for what I should change "Moderator" to as well...

[lostgal69]

come to bork ILE please.

[snakey]

Lab I understand, if we could start anew I dont think anyone would object but others post here far more than I do so we need more input if you dont mind that.

[agrillo]

Come Bork, VM is there with us.

[ILoveEko]

WOOHOO!
I'M POST 10,091!!!!!!

Lmao. Sorry, felt the need to give myself a little party, hehe..
Preparing for 4000...
It's so close, lol.
I can taste it :D

By the way, there are OWA clue discussions going on right now in Bork... agrillo is making some crazy phone calls, lol, and people are looking at coordinates, etc. etc.

[leleana]

Hehe, agrillo made a BUTTLOAD of calls to try to find someone to do it.

[ILoveEko]

Wow... the boards are dead today.
Hey, where's Truffy?

[leleana]

I think it's mostly dead due to our searching in borkchat.

And cause Vincent's in there.

[ILoveEko]

Yeah. It's just so weird. I'm so used to having like 5 threads to constantly catch up on.

After the end of BSS1, it's been so oddly quiet, lol.

But you're right lele, everyone is really caught up in Borking right now. Especially with VM being there and all.

[blondiejam]

yippee!!!!!! now I have a picture!!!


I just wanted to share!!!!!!!


woohoo!!!!!!!! :Headbang:

[ILoveEko]

Now if only your name wouldn't make me think of a porno!!!
:rotfl:
Hehe.

[aggiesean]

yippee!!!!!! now I have a picture!!!


I just wanted to share!!!!!!!


woohoo!!!!!!!! :Headbang:
Very nice avatar, blondiejam...I've always thought the board needed more cool cats...no matter what Vincent says...

[truffula]

Hey folks :)
Sorry I haven't checked in yet today, I've been real busy.
Watchin Olympic Hockey, signing new Apt lease, and this -

I have just made an UPDATE to the WEBMAZE MAP Thread

I have a recording session tonight so I won't really have a chance to chill with yal til after.

Peace,
Truff

[ILoveEko]

Jeez Truff... Fine, have a life! Lol.
We've missed you today :( Lol. :p
I use "lol" too much, don't I? Haha.
:D

[ILoveEko]

Thanks for that Truff :D

[mikashuman]

Oh My !!!!!!

[juju]

What's BorkChat?

[DANI - ID#: 1516001131]

http://bork.scifivision.com/

[VeeAyetheCPA]

I've been away from this place for about a day and a half (8 hours of that thanks to a power outage from the strong winds yesterday) and I've just gotta post! Sorry in advance if I missed any milestones:

Congratulations to Agrillo for the 10,000th post

:yayconfet:yayconfetCongratulations to Agrillo for 700

:yayconfet:yayconfetCongratulations to TikiTony on 600

:yayconfet:yayconfetCongratulations to Stussy on 100

and last, but not least,

:yayconfet:yayconfetCongratulations to Fozzie on 100

[agrillo]

Hey JUJU Bork is where us nuts go tao chat about Lost and other stuff. Come join us Vincent is there with us.

http://www.bork.scifivision.com/

Make sure you make a username

[Coconut]

Hey, like I said before, thanks you guys. I lurve you all for making me feel welcome and part of the crowd. :)


(Yes, that was my sincerity/seriousness quota for the year :D)

[ILoveEko]

Coco, how could we not welcome you?!
We lurve you too!
*hug*

[snakey]

congratulations to FRUITLOOP from everyone who is at the Olive Branch Sears, we all hated that manager and now that she is in police custody we only have you to thank! ps we aint gettin no stinkin clue for y'all yankees.

[agrillo]

Thats hillarious Snakey.

[Vincent_Madison]

http://www.oceanicworldair.com/Flight213/sears_olivebranch.jpg

[yung23]

VM in the boom room !

I had to come down. hi vincent !

[aggiesean]

http://www.oceanicworldair.com/Flight213/sears_olivebranch.jpg

Well, so much for Sears employees getting frequent flier miles on Oceanic World Air!:rolleyez:

[Staypuff]

http://www.oceanicworldair.com/Flight213/sears_olivebranch.jpg

DUDE, that is SOOOO sweet!

[ILoveEko]

Lmao, nice one VM.
That woman is probably going out of her mind wondering why all these people were harassing her today, haha :p

[Vincent_Madison]

and she has to drive home in the cold icy memphis weather - ha!

[stussy96]

Well, the cold, black night matches her cold, black heart.

[RoseArienh]

Hi, all you awesome people!

[aggiesean]

Hi, all you awesome people!
I'm an awesome person?!? YAY!
http://www.mos95b.com/New/yay.jpg

[stussy96]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000096RJB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[RoseArienh]

Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the
Delta Blues In the middle of the pouring rain
W.C. Handy - won?t you look down over me
Yeah I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a girl can be

[ILoveEko]

and she has to drive home in the cold icy memphis weather - ha!
Oh yeah. :rotfl:
How could I forget about that horrible weather?! Lol. :p

[mikashuman]

Rose, But I'm walking in memphis!!

:Headbang: :nanabobo: I got 500 without even knowing it. ;)

[ILoveEko]

:celebrate::celebrate:
Congrats Jaimie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:celebrate::celebrate:

[agrillo]

CONGRATS JAIMIE ON 500!!!

:Cowdance::Cowdance::Cowdance::Cowdance::Cowdance: :Cowdance::Cowdance::Cowdance::Cowdance::Cowdance: :Cowdance::Cowdance:

[RoseArienh]

I just turned on the TV to see Terry O'Quinn on NCIS (repeat). CBS
I thought it was a clue!

[Penelope]

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Evening all! Drinks are on me!
ETA: Congrats on 500 posts Jaimie!!!




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[lostscape]

This is my first post in BBR, please be nice.

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/966/dominosc200x2009qd.jpg

Fondly,
frootloop

[stussy96]

http://www.jerks.cx/pics/yay.jpgcongrats!

[RoseArienh]

Congrats, Jaimie!

We're both walking in Memphis
Walking with our feet ten feet off of Beale
Walking in Memphis
But do we really feel the way we feel

I watched "The Post-Modern Prometheus" (X-Files) the other day. It's one of my favorites (ok, I'm cheesy, I admit it). I've been singing "Walking in Memphis" since. Can you imagine being my poor mother? She can't fire me, LOL.

[- JADE -]

This is my first post in BBR, please be nice.

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/966/dominosc200x2009qd.jpg

Fondly,
frootloop

:rotfl: TFF. :D

[RoseArienh]

Hi, lostscape! Nice to see you! I hope you always feel as welcome as I have here.
Rose

[Penelope]

Hi Rose!!! good to see you tonight!! Hugs!!

[mikashuman]

:D :D :D I lurve you guys!! :D :D :D

[Lab]

Evening, all!

Pene, I'll take one of those!

Hope those of you trying to find someone to go out for the clue is panning out.....you guys are hilarious, harrassing that poor Sears lady! haha

Nice to see to you here, lostscape....stop by anytime.

Loved the pic, VM.......

....love that song Rose!

Congrats Jaimie on 500 posts!

:celebrate::celebrate:

[snakey]

that was great, we deliver, we dont pick up! now we know, hear that agrillo?

[RoseArienh]

I sincerely hope you are all as mellow as I am right now!

Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union Avenue Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
Then I watched him walk right through
Now security they did not see him
They just hovered
Round his tomb
But there's a pretty little thing
Waiting for the King Down in the Jungle Room

[Vincent_Madison]

This is my first post in BBR, please be nice.

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/966/dominosc200x2009qd.jpg

Fondly,
frootloop

Great first BBR post!!!

[Vincent_Madison]

Rose, But I'm walking in memphis!!

:Headbang: :nanabobo: I got 500 without even knowing it. ;)

Congrats Mika on 500 posts!!!!

:celebrate :celebrate :musik29: :blinkie: :blinkie:

[keepthefaith]

hey, great to see you ing the BBR Vincent:)

[leleana]

YAY MIKA!

And omg that Dominos thing is great!

[mikashuman]

Congrats Mika on 500 posts!!!!

:celebrate :celebrate :musik29: :blinkie: :blinkie:

Thanks VM!! This one is one I will remember!!! :Hugglepounce:

[lostscape]

ok, i will try for 20 points

[lostscape]

made it! whoa, that was a rush...

[lorraineshere]

well done LS yayayayay!!!!!!
:D

[mikashuman]

made it! whoa, that was a rush...

:Headbang: Congrats Lostscape!!!

[RoseArienh]

They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But... boy yoou've got a prayer in Memphis

Now Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would - Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
She said - Tell me are you a Christian, child?
And I said, "Ma'm, I am tonight

Then I'm walking in Memphis
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel

I now banish this song from my mind (don't think of a polar bear)

[lostgal69]

congrat's mika on 500!!! congrat's ls on 20 good job!!!

[mikashuman]

Hey Lostgal! You just hit 150!!!

[aggiesean]

I now banish this song from my mind (don't think of a polar bear)

But If I tell everyone not to think of a cow dancing, what do people think of?






That's right.
:Cowdance:

[foxxie]

Good evening everyone! Sorry nobody had luck finding someone to look for the clue.

Penelope-I will definately take one of those drinks! I just got done spending "quality" time with my in-laws!:drinky:

[Penelope]

*pours Fozzie a drink...you should join us in Bork Fozzie. We are celebrating the layover in there until 213 takes off again.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

:yayconfet:yayconfet Congratulations, Jaimie, on 500!

[RoseArienh]

May I suggest to anyone who has not already rated this thread, why not give it an "Excellent" while you have a chance. I think it deserves its own category, but Excellent is the best we have. Look just above the first post on any page.

Rose

[truffula]

Hey Yal :)
Back from recording session. All went very well. :)
We are gonna start mixing 3 of the 4 songs now (one of em still needs some touching up) so we hope to have it available online "shortly" (to quote Niel Magnusson, the slacker ;)).
I'm really psyched for yal to hear some of it, I think we did good. :D

Anyways, off to Bork....

Peace,
Truff

[ILoveEko]

so we hope to have it available online "shortly" (to quote Niel Magnusson, the slacker ;)).
Lmao, Truff.
That damn Niel! :p
We've missed you today, Truff, you better stay up late borking with us!

[Coconut]

Damnit Bork wont load for me. :confused: