Creative pursuits and conversations you'll never hear

[supermodel]

It's seems we webmazers aren't just a bunch of site-hacking, research-loving analytical types. We've got a lot of creative people out there - artists, songwriters and frustrated TV scriptwriters. So here's a thread where we can enjoy our creative pursuits without cluttering up the maze-dedicated threads.

I'll start. I love Lost, in large part due to the character driven format. But one of the biggest complaints I have is the characters never seem to talk to each other, not about real issues. They see all kinds of freaky stuff - polar bears, airplanes full of herion, giant mindscanning smoke monters - and somehow it doesn't seem important enought to mention to each other.

What's up with that?

So I'm starting with a conversation you'll never hear on Craphole Island. Not even a conversation, just a single line:

Claire: Charlie, why do you carry around a statue of the Blessed Mother?


Did she ever ask him that? No!! She kept it to herself until a huge Nigerian drug lord in tattered clothing came along, carrying a Jesus stick in one hand and a half-dead Sawyer in the other (and by the way he is also friends with a giant b***ch who murdered Shannon), and she asks him what he thinks.


WTF???

[Penelope]

Yung, can you link the thread I started on General Discussion with the exact same name to here? Its our collective brainchild! Thanks.

Supermodel, you and I were posting at the same time, whoops!

[supermodel]

Um, yung, can we also not perpetuate my spelling error in the title? "Coversations", sheesh. Thanks.

[tick tock]

"Michael...I've GOT to tell you. I saw WALT! Out in the jungle, dripping wet and whispering some crazy ass backwards stuff!"

"Hey everybody, you might want to know that I've been chatting online with Walt. Turns out this mysterious apple 2e computer doubles as a doomsday device AND a chat."

[oceanic_lisa]

From Season One:

Sun: "꿀, 나는 영어를 말한다."

(Korean for "Honey, I speak English") :D

[Penelope]

Kate to Sun: "who's hotter? Jack or Sawyer? I can't decide...I'll just string them both along for now..."

K

[supermodel]

lisa, I predict that sometime this season we will hear

Jin: 꿀은, 이렇게 나. 나는 정당한 농담 이었다. (Honey, so do I. I was just messin'.)

[agrillo]

Good idea guys. But theres so many I don't know where to start.

[truffula]

Well this isn't something you'll never hear on LOST, cause I could get crazy with that one. But it is a set of lyrics that kinda apply to us, and since they ARE my favorite band, I offer you this:

MAZE (words and music by Trey Anastasio and PHISH)

The overhead view is of me in a maze
And you see what I'm hunting a few steps away
But I take a wrong turn and I'm on the wrong path
And the people all watching enjoy a good laugh
Embarassed with failure I try to reverse
The course that my tread had already traversed

So doing the trauma, engulfing my dreams
Invaded through what was an unguarded seam
The torrent of helplessness swept me away
To the cavern of shame and the halls of dismay

Inside me a VOICE was repeating the phrase "You've LOST it, you'll never get out of this MAZE".

You'll NEVER get out of this MAZE
You'll NEVER get out of this MAZE
You'll NEVER get out of this MAZE
You'll NEVER get out of this MAZE
You'll NEVER get out of this MAZE


Peace,
Truff

[mikashuman]

Huh, Truff! After listening to your music, how did I know Phish was your favorite?? ;) These lyrics fit so well.

[Penelope]

We were talking about this on another thread a couple days ago:

Hurley to Eko: "You know man, we crashed with all the luggage. We have other clothes. You don't need to wear that tattered shirt and pants anymore..."

[aggiesean]

Reposted here at lab5's request:

Good ol' XNA
based on "Pain" by Jimmy Eat World

I don't like the way I'm feeling now.
I know.
They say I'll die, but not to worry.
But worry's what I do.

Now anyone can take Alvar's new drug...
It's better now!
A long life, plus both arms for you to hug.
It's good ol' XNA!

It ain't a lie, see life with both eyes
The dead get breathing back.
Anything is possible.
(with good ol' XNA)
Don't be fooled by Marvin Candle's lies.
no, no, no,
Everything is possible.

I never thought I'd see the entire world.
I did.
It only took two hundred fifty years,
But every one well spent.

With time, we all can overcome our fears,
It isn't hard.
Imagine being retired for 500 years,
With good ol' XNA!

It ain't a lie, see life with both eyes
The dead get breathing back.
Anything is possible.
(with good ol' XNA)
Don't be fooled by Marvin Candle's lies.
no, no, no,
Everything is possible.

Everything is possible.

[Guitar Solo]

It's good ol' XNA.

It ain't a lie, see life with both eyes
The dead get breathing back.
Anything is possible.
(with good ol' XNA)
Don't be fooled by Marvin Candle's lies.
no, no, no,
Everything is possible.

Give me the
Give me the
Give me the
Good ol' XNA!

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Down in the Hatch
(sung to Under the Bridge by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)


Somes I feel
Like living forever.
Sometimes I feel
Like that is the way.
Then I think of the monkeys
And think of the children.
Alvar is evil --
We must make him pay.

I sit in the hatch
And enter the numbers.
I watch Desmond's film
When I have the spare time.
Candle's my hero
Cause he stood up to Hanso.
He is so brave
And he never lies.

I don't ever want to lose
My left arm that way.
Stay away from me Alvar,
Don't want no XNA.

It's hard to believe
That people believe him.
He is a recluse,
He won't show his face.
Did Dharma make others?
Did they give us Smokey?
Will they keep us lost?
Will we ever leave?

I don't ever want to lose
My left arm that way.
Stay away from me Alvar,
Don't want no XNA.

Down in the hatch today,
Doc Candle, keep me safe.
Down in the hatch today,
Make Hanso stay away.
Down in the hatch today,
Snowman, please help me, too.
Down in the hatch today,
Won't give my arm away.

[TheGuinea_Pig]

Conversations/quotes you'll never hear on Lost:

"Don't you hate when you get sand in your shoe and it's, like, still there weeks later?"

"Screw this beach crap, I'm moving my stuff and sleeping in the Hatch!!"

" 'Take a vacation' they said, 'I hear Australia's nice' they said, 'It'll be nice to get away for a while' they said..."

"OK, we've got the top off of this hatch and it goes quite a ways down..... Guys, we've got ourselves a CRAPPER!!!"

[ILoveEko]

"OK, we've got the top off of this hatch and it goes quite a ways down..... Guys, we've got ourselves a CRAPPER!!!"

LMAO!! I love that one :D

[oceanic_lisa]

"OK, we've got the top off of this hatch and it goes quite a ways down..... Guys, we've got ourselves a CRAPPER!!!"
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[VeeAyetheCPA]

These are conversations you'll never hear (and I don't really want to).

They've been on the island more than a month now. So every female survivor of a certain age should have had her period at least once. No one is likely to have brought a six month supply of tampons or pads. I'm sure Claire didn't bring any and she would have needed a supply of pads after giving birth. (Sorry if I grossed anyone.)

Also, if any of the survivors had medical conditions (heart problems, diabetes, high blood pressure, etc), they probably are out of their medicines by now. Bernard looks a bit flabby and Hurley could well have a condition or two that obesity brings on.

VA

[TheGuinea_Pig]

LMAO!! I love that one :D

Thanks..... LOL, my thought process actually went a little further than I typed, with Desmond trying to track down some funny smell, walking down the corridor and finding a bunch of crap and leaves at the end of it, then looking up and.........


... well you don't need me to conclude this missing chapter of Lost history. :D

[ILoveEko]

Well then TGP, lol.
That's really funny :)

[Penelope]

Following TGP's train of thought...

Jack is giving out assignments related to the Hatch:
Jack: "Okay, now someone will need to be on crapper duty. Darn, I wish Sawyer was here right now..."

[sayidsalot]

Hey you all everybody - thought I would include lyrics from a Coldplay song - their first two albums all the songs are very "Lost"-like to me.

SPIES

I wake to find no peace of mind
I said "How do you live as a fugitive?"
down here I cannot see so clear.
I said "What do you know, show me
the right way to go."

And the spies came out of the water.
But you're feelin' so bad 'cause you know
And the spies hide out in every corner.
But you can't touch them, no
'Cause thy're just spies.

I wake to see that noone is free
We're all fugitives, look at the way we live.
Down here I cannot sleep from fear.
I said where will I turn.
Do I forget everything I learn.

And the spies came out of the water.
And you're feelin' so bad 'cause you know
That the spies hide out in every corner
But you can't touch them, no
'Cause they're all spies.................

[TheGuinea_Pig]

From Shinedown's "Save Me":

I'm Marvin Candle,
I've got one good arm.
I live in a small hatch
To keep me from causing harm.
Under the window sill
It says "quarantine"
I've got my Snowman to keep me company
We're quite a team.

Chorus:
Someone save us if you will
And take away all these pills
And please just save us, if you can
From Alvar Hanso, and his XNA

How did I get here
And what went wrong
Couldn't handle extended life
Now I'm far beyond gone
And I can hardly remember
the way out of this hatch
How could I love this
A job so dishonest
It made me compromise

Chorus:
Someone save us if you will
And take away all these pills
And please just save us, if you can
From Alvar Hanso, and his XNA

A shark in the water
A plane in a tree
Jump down in the hatch
Enter numbers with me

The hardest question
To answer is
What are the numbers for?

Chorus:
Someone save us if you will
And take away all these pills
And please just save us, if you can
From Alvar Hanso, and his XNA


Some one save me (x3)
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Please don't erase me

[snakey]

GP that is really good, but will I ever be able to watch Smallville the same again?

[supermodel]

Jack to Zeke: If you guys know all about these hatches, why don't you ever use the shower?

Really, I have been wondering about that. Why are the Others so dirty? Even before they found the hatch, Jack & Co. managed to stay pretty clean. I was totally grossed out when Jin and Eko watched all those dirty feet walk by.

[raiderfan43]

Zeke: "Now just turn around and go home Jack"
Jack: "Sure Gilligan, I'll just take some coconuts, melt em down and make glue, fix the freaking Minnow and sail away!!! Now how bout you put on that purty lil checkered half shirt and make me a coconut cream pie?"
"Oh yeah, you got a purty mouf!!"
ETA to add: OMG, a Deliverence shot, sorry, it was cheap and easy!!!

[Penelope]

Sawyer to Michael, while reading a magazine from the flight: "Look at this jerk off winning Hottest Hunk or something, he's on some Gilligan's Island type show. Who does he think he is anyway? And that hair is ridiculous.."

[raiderfan43]

Hurley to anybody "Hey, anyone want to finish off this Twinkie? Anyone? No, OK, Ill just throw it away!!"

[supermodel]

New episode, yay!

Charlie finally says something that needed to be said. "Kate saw a horse! Everyone on this island has seen Walt! But when I see something, I must be on drugs." Go Charlie.

Now, some things that were missing:

Libby to Eko: "I found this fab beaded top in the luggage, I'm sure you could find something better than those rags to wear."
Geez, can the man please get some new clothes?

Charlie: "Why are you marking those trees?"
Eko: "Because I like them."
Chalrlie: drops the subject??? WTF? C'mon, how about "what do you mean, you like them?" Are you going to build something?"

Libby: "This washing machine looks brand new."
Hurley: "Yeah, but the computer is like, 25 years, old. That is highly suspicious. Just like everything else around here. Hmmmm..."

Locke to self: "Hm, I'm stuck on an island with a junkie, a drug lord, at least 3 killers and a band of murderous weirdos. Seems like a good idea to keep this heroin around."

[Penelope]

Super, you and I were thinking alike with the Locke quote!

Hurley to one of the guys: So, uh, Dude, that Libby chick, she ah, sorta undressed in front of me. That's messed up right?

Hurley to Libby: No, when I asked if I knew you from somewhere, I obviously didn't mean anything related to our flight, duh!

Kate and Locke to the group: Actually, we have seen some weird things too, Charlie may have a point...

Locke: Hmmm, maybe there is a reason we are all having mysterious visions. Maybe we should think about that instead of persecuting Charlie (then he wouldn't have punched him if this logical conversation had gone down)

[raiderfan43]

Locke to Charlie "You have given up the right to be believed, I on the other hand being responsible for Boones death, hiding the hatch from everyone, teasing Charlie with the Heroin, am perfectly believable and worthy of your trust!!!"

[Penelope]

adds to Raiders' quote: "and I also have saved the heroin for some unknown and suspicious reason, hence more proof of why I should be trusted."

[supermodel]

CHarlie: Eko said the baby must be baptized!
Eko: This is not the right way Charlie.
Charlie: Well maybe if you'd stop talking in friggin' riddles I would know what you meant!

[agrillo]

Charlie's down in the hatch and yells, "WOOHOO!!!" Runs outto the beach and gets all the Losties together. "You all everybody, I can't believe no one saw the refridgerator full of beer in the hatch. Come on Guys lets bring enough up for everybody."
Ten minutes later all the beer is on the beach. Enough for everybody.
"OK, I heard Kate and Sawyer played a game called 'I never'. Lets all play so we can get to know each other. I mean it's been over 50 days and we really don't know who we're stuck with. I'll start. I never killed somebody in cold blood," Charlie says.
Kate, Sawyer, Sayid, Eko, and AL drink.
Jack's turn, "Ok, I never clubbed somebody over the head while they were trying to get us rescued from this island."
Locke drinks.
Hurley's turn, "I never sawsomething on the island that shouldn't have been there."
Kate, Locke, Sayid, Sawyer, Jack, and Charlie drink.
Charlie says, "Ok that's good enough. Yeah you murdering, sabatoging, hallucinating people are right. Let's shun the recovering junkie, because the rest of you are innocent. Remind me again what I did that was so wrong. It was OK when Locke had a dream about a drug plane that he'd never seen before that got Boone killed. Oh by the way, we should start looking for the plane I saw in my dream."

[nimrod]

Someone to Hurley, "have you thought about trying to get into shape before you try and pull Libby"

Someone to Locke, "why don't you hit him again John just to make sure he doesn't get up this time. Pretend it's the island telling you to do it"

Someone to Locke, "Dad nicked your kidney, you nick Charlie's drugs. Like father like son eh John?"

Charlie to Locke, "K'off slaphead"

AnA L to Jack "We'll have the unknown survivors on the front line of your army, noone will care when they die and the ratings won't slip"

Charlie to Eko, "the smack's low quality grade anyhow, whatever you paid for it you were robbed"

Charlie's mom to anyone, "eee eef only eye'd beeeen somewheeere neeer mancheeester once eeen my life eye could doo thees accent justeeece"

I posted some limericks in the community thread but not many people seem to read them, can I bring them here instead?

[SarahR]

Charlie to the Piano: "Dammit piano! I know you must have a baby inside you! I mean... I can hear from crying and everything..."

Jack to Mr. Friendly: "Well if thats the way you feel then we'll just leave this god forsaken island!! .... can we borrow your boat?"

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BTW Supermodel, agrillo and nim... you all rock!! :jester: ;)

[Peter Brichs]

Charlie to Claire: "Come on, you, of all people, should believe me! After all, You had dreams about Aaron, and you got totally pissed when nobody believed you!"

[aggiesean]

Any plane passenger: "OH MY GOD I WAS ON A PLANE WITH THE BASS PLAYER FROM DRIVESHAFT SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Rose: "You hittin' that?"

[gardenboy]

Jack to Ana - "here is some blue tarp for your hut from our never ending
supply of blue tarp"

[TheGuinea_Pig]

AL to Charlie: "So... Claire... you hittin that?"

AL to Sawyer: "So... Kate... you hittin that?"

AL to Jin: "So... Sun... you hittin that?"

AL to Bernard; "So... Rose... you hittin that?"

AL to Smokey: "So... Locke and Eko... you hittin that?"

AL to Adam: "So... Eve... you hittin that?"

AL to Charlie: "So... that heroin... you hittin that?"

AL to the beach camp: "So... me... anyone wanna hit that?"

[nimrod]

Ana L to Jack - "if we don't find that horse, bang goes your cavalry"

[ILoveEko]

AL to Smokey: "So... Locke and Eko... you hittin that?" :rotfl:

[nimrod]

Charlie to Liam - "you know the two other guys in our world famous band...What are their names again?"

[supermodel]

AL to the beach camp: "So... me... anyone wanna hit that?"

Everyone to AL: "NOOOOOOO!!!"

nimrod, bring on the limericks!

[nimrod]

For you Supermodel

The Charlie/Locke/Claire triangle

"It's not fair I'm all skinny and hairy
even Ethan thought me a fairy"
but Charlie found elation
and private salvation
in his hundred statues of Mary

"I only keep them in case of an itch
but Eko told Claire - he's a snitch
I've been gentle and mild
Looking after her child
Now she's dumped me the ungrateful bitch"

The drugs made his songwriting wane
Before the crash they'd addled his brain
But now he's got a reason
To shoot up this season
Poor old Charlie's gonna end up insane

Claire has torn Charlie's dreams assunder
Cos of lies and his foolish blunder
So now hes got a stack
Of good quality smack
We may see him buried six foot under

For Claire's love Charlie does hanker
But he got it all wrong and caused rancour
facing knock after knock
and its no thanks to Locke
the annoying bald headed w*nker

Locke's creepiness is hard to swallow
He convinces so many to follow
Claire will go wild
When he kidnaps her child
Under orders he gets from Apollo

[nimrod]

My others for your enjoyment I hope..

The long haired Iraqi Sayid
Makes so many women weak-kneed
If Rousseau had her way
He'd be tied up all day
after so long imagine her need

Mike knocking out Locke was so mean
he's transfixed by the words that he's seen
but he's being misled
ideas put in his head
Its not Walt on the end of the screen

on the island when people get randy
luscious kate can come in rather handy
like when sawyer was ill
instead of a pill
she gave him a topless hand shandy

[agrillo]

Those were great Nimrod.

[mr eko]

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
:Headbang:

[ILoveEko]

The long haired Iraqi Sayid
Makes so many women weak-kneed
If Rousseau had her way
He'd be tied up all day
after so long imagine her need
:rotfl: Good one! :p

[Peter Brichs]

Hurley to AnaL: "You know...that Libby chick? She can't be one of us. She just broke the "don't-talk-about-strange-stuff" policy we all have going here, mentioning the all-new washers and all..."
AnaL: "Wait...you think you got a chance of hittin' that? She's not the only strange one around here..."

[nimrod]

Kate's liking of Jack was a fad
He'll never be her type of lad
Its no doctor or lawyer
That Kate wants - its Sawyer
He reminds her so much of her dad

[Peter Brichs]

Kate's liking of Jack was a fad
He'll never be her type of lad
Its no doctor or lawyer
That Kate wants - its Sawyer
He reminds her so much of her dad

:Headbang::Headbang:

[raiderfan43]

Boone: "Gee Locke, whaddya wanna do tonight?"
Locke: "Same thing we do every night Boone, try to take over the world!!

[snakey]

me loves some Pinky and the brain, great analogy between those 2.

[aggiesean]

Boone: "Gee Locke, whaddya wanna do tonight?"
Locke: "Same thing we do every night Boone, try to take over the world!!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

On the raft:
Walt: Whatcha doin?
Sawyer: Reading people's letters.
Walt: Whyyyyyy?
Sawyer: Because it's fun, and I didn't write my own.
Walt: Whyyyyyy?
Sawyer: Because I only wrote one letter.
Walt: Whyyyyyy?
Sawyer: Because he was the man I killed.
Walt: Whyyyyyy?
Sawyer: Because I thought he killed my parents!
Walt: Whyyyyyy?
Sawyer: Because I was blackmailed by the guy in Terminator!
Walt: Whyyyyyy?
Sawyer: BECAUSE OF THE TAMPA JOB!!!!!!
Walt: Okay, I love you, buh-bye!

[raiderfan43]

AL (holding up one of Walts t-shirts) to Hurley: "You fit in that?"

[raiderfan43]

Hurley: Jack, what the heck is that thing?
Jack: "This? Just some little idol I found in the cave, Im wearing it for good luck!!"

(for those that dont get it, see the Brady Bunch)

[ILoveEko]

AL (holding up one of Walts t-shirts) to Hurley: "You fit in that?"
Lmao. That's a good one! :D

[ekoistheman]

Charlie: so. hurley what was that slapping sound i heard from your area last night?
Hurley: dude, what?
Sayid: yes, it sounded like you were smacking your belly.
Hurley: uuummmmmm....
Charlie: don't worry we only watched for the first two bloody minutes.
Hurley: Dude, it's been like 55 days, a man has urges.
Libby: If you need a hand, just yell.
Hurley: DDDUUUUUDDDDDEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie: wanker..........

[Penelope]

Hurley to Locke: so, I know we are not supposed to use the computer and all, but by any chance does that computer access the internet? After all, we have a brand new washer/dryer set so, hey, maybe it does. Dude, see I heard about this website where a bunch of people are post-whores and post these silly posts all the time, and I thought I would join in...
:p

[ILoveEko]

BORK BORK!
:nanabobo::nanabobo::nanabobo:
oops. you weren't talking BORK, lmao!!
:DWoohoo! Big font!:D

[bcool1956]

Hurley: Jack, what the heck is that thing?
Jack: "This? Just some little idol I found in the cave, Im wearing it for good luck!!"

(for those that dont get it, see the Brady Bunch)
You mean he's got Tony around his neck?

[raiderfan43]

No way, Tikis head is waaayyyytoo big!!

[rottenralf]

http://www.onentofl.com/images/bumpasaurus_1_.jpg

[sayidsalot]

"With Gods on my Side " - (sung to the tune of "With God On My Side" by Bob Dylan)

Well, my name it is adam
my words they mean less
and the country I come from
is called the midwest
You were taught and informed
and made to take sides
but the bork chat was still new
with Gods on my side

I sent you to Val's site
on myspace.com
that sent you to Neil's site
on myspace.com
that sent you to neil's site
you had to decide
if adam the borker
had Gods on his side

He pushed them and prodded
and led them astray
he made JADE not bork and
he let Borky play
He let Truff believe him
He made us all play
until his own myspace
blog from today.

Now I ask you to ponder
which it will become
to let the boy rule us
to act like he's won
I'll bring it all back here
I'll let them decide
If adam at bork chat
had Gods on his side.

(that is my ode to adam at bork chat for fooling us all)
Carmen

[ILoveEko]

No comment...

[Peter Brichs]

AnaL to Locke: "So...Carlie. You hittin' that?"

:D

[rottenralf]

http://www.onentofl.com/images/bump_1_2.gif

[supermodel]

Great song, Carmen!

[nimrod]

Hmm..I'm contributing sweet FA to this forum these days, so better throw one of these in... He's prob not in the epi tonight that I won't see for a couple of days, but I bin thinking about what he's been up to, so here goes:

If determination's what you like
then the man you should root for is Mike
no bullets, broken rudders
or legions of "udders"
will stop his Walt finding hike

Not great or particularly funny, but hell its the best i can do for now

[raiderfan43]

Locke to lil green compy in hatch "I wish I knew how to quit you!!"

[supermodel]

*Jack cleaning Henry's bloody bandages*
Locke: um, didn't they teach you about bloodborne pathogens at that med school?

Seriously, when I saw that I was like um, Jack, you're a doctor, and you're cleaning up bloody rags with your bare hands. Ever hear of AIDS?

[raiderfan43]

Old guy standing over John: "Locke, I am your father!!"

[Penelope]

Locke to Jack: You do realize that most everybody on this island, including Zeke, finds you utterly annoying and bossy, right?
Jack: just shut up John! I am the one in charge here.

[goAlvar]

Locke sits down to put the numbers to the compy and sees this message :

http://pic.smasher.org/default7.png

After the problem is solved, he puts the numbers

>: 4 8 15 16 23 42 EXECUTE
>: Bad command or file name

[nimrod]

Now I've caught up a bit... can't seem to make them funny though

A new man turned up - Henry Gale
He claimed through the sky he did sail
in a hot air ballon
and he stuck to that tune
they weren't sure so they made him a jail

Sayid questionned him and got the sense
he was lying, Locke sat on the fence
then Jack made them stop
before they could chop
off a finger to prove the pretence

Now that Jack's trying to be alpha male
Sayid can't prove the lies in Gale's tale
Henry draws them a map
But it could be a trap
His smugness is way off the scale

Sayid and Ana go off on their trail
with the truth as their holy grail
yes it's answers they crave
so they dug up the grave
and deception is what they unveil

Being found out makes Henry go pale
He's told porkies as big as a whale
I saw Sayid's glare
so he better beware
or there's gonna be fingers for sale

[goAlvar]

Locke : "Now if only I had a map of the island..."

[Penelope]

Locke to himself: "why would i tell anyone else that I SAW a map of the island? that would make too much sense. And if I told someone, they may be able to help me get that blast door down to see it again. No, no i will keep this information to myself, just as I have never told anyone about the hieroglyphics seen on the countdown clock or my fear that 'not' Henry Gale did not push the button..."

[aggiesean]

Locke: See my head, Jack? Baldness is your destiny.
Jack: I don't believe in destiny, I believe in Rogaine!

[Penelope]

:rotfl: AggieVee!!

Mr. Clean, Mr Clean!!!

[aggiesean]

More are coming to mind as I watch the recap show.

Zeke: Give us the boy!
Michael: Okay. (Throws Walt)
Walt: Hey!

Libby: Let's do some therapeutic role-playing! Jack, pretend you're Ana Lucia.
Jack: Can Locke be Shannon?
Libby: Uh, sure...
BANG
Ana-Lucia: What did you do that for?!?!?
Jack: (smirks) It was an accident.

[ILoveEko]

So Pen and I were talking in Bork, she asked who would give some lovin' to Hurley should something ever happen to Libby... we decided Charlie would.

Can't you just see it...
One sunny morning on Craphole Island, Charlie comes out of his tent to see Hurley near by. Charlie head over towards him, gives him a little smack on the ass, a wink and says, "I'd tap that." ;) :p

[aggiesean]

Can't you just see it...
One sunny morning on Craphole Island, Charlie comes out of his tent to see Hurley near by. Charlie head over towards him, gives him a little smack on the ass, a wink and says, "I'd tap that." ;) :p
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bernard: Hey, what's that on the water?
(boat lands, three old men climb out)
Man: We come from the east to bring gifts of Gold, Frankencense and Myrrh to the King.
(everyone looks at Claire)
Claire: uh................................
Jack: I'm king of this island, I'll take those.

[ILoveEko]

LOL aggie! :p

[Penelope]

After Zeke's encounter with Sawyer, Locke, Jack and Kate he speaks to his fellow Others:

Zeke: Man, we screwed up. We should have never put that guy Jack on the plane. He annoys the crap out of me. Worst idea EVER.

[ILoveEko]

LOL. :p

[bcool1956]

Algo is great
Borky is good
and a Tiki's head
is made of wood

[Vincent_Madison]

Henry: I'm done with lying.
Sayid: So I dug up the grave and guess what I found?
NotHenry: Um - (oh cr*p) - ok, I'm done with lying tomorrow.

[Leslies_a_bitchin_name]

LOL VM.

"...starting tomorrow."

[friendsfreak]

Desmond: You've got to push this button every 108 minutes.
Locke: Well, seeing as how you live in hatch in the middle of nowhere, you press this button every 108 minutes without even knowing why, you just put a gun to my head, you locked Kate up, you've been here the whole time and we never knew it, and you never let me in to the one place that I wanted to get into so bad that I ended up being responsible for a man's death, I think that that seems like a resonable request.

[lost_without_lost]

MICHEAL (to self): "Hmm... Maybe it wasn't Walt on the other side of that conversation on the computer. I mean, a) How in the hell did he get himself to a computer and b) Since when do 10 year old kids use such correct grammar with fast typing? Hmm..."

HURLEY (in 'Numbers'): Yes! Yes, I'm free! I've thrown the food all over the ground, and now I can't eat it! Yay! Thank you Libby, I'm free!"

---Sun and Jin running past to get to beach---

SUN: "C'mon Hurley, they found something, hu- -wait a minute, what the hell is food doing all over the ground???"

RANDOM REDSHIRT: "Hey, Cheerios! I -- I love Cheerios. Why would you do that?"

CLAIRE: "You wasted TWO bottles of peanut butter! But now it's all gone!"

REDSHIRT: "You idiot! We are on an island!!!!! Couldn't you just have put it back??? Or gave it to us????"

[friendsfreak]

*Jack cleaning Henry's bloody bandages*
Locke: um, didn't they teach you about bloodborne pathogens at that med school?

Jack: Um... I think I was sick that day.

[friendsfreak]

(After Eko sees the smoke monster)
Locke: Eko, what did you see back there?
Eko: I am not going to tell you.
Locke: Come on, just tell me.
Eko: I will never tell you. I will just stand here in silence for dramatic effect.
Locke: You know, I saw it once. I was a beautiful white light.
Eko: That is not what I saw.
Locke: Then tell me what the heck you saw!
Eko: If I tell you, the universe will implode. Now shut your face, you skinhead.