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Rene
12-10-04, 07:06 PM
Well I was going to post this on the Theories board but thought I would just save the trouble of it getting moved here.

My theory, Morb and GS are the same person...I am pretty sure. anyone have proof? Or maybe gs is kinda like that Voldemort dude in Harry Potter where he is attached to the back of Morbs head.
jekelish
12-10-04, 07:17 PM
Rene, you have wasted everyone's valuable time. Everyone who read this post, will be 10% dumber for it. How dare you, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Say 12 Hail Mary's and do a couple of cartwheels.

And bark like a dog. Oh, and kiss another girl. Man, that's hot.

Then you'll be forgiven.

:hat
Rene
12-10-04, 07:22 PM
Oh, and kiss another girl.

You offering?
jekelish
12-10-04, 08:09 PM
wait a second, where did my testicles go? they were there a minute ago...

:hat
Chance Gardener
12-10-04, 08:43 PM
Shrinkage sucks.
morbius47
12-10-04, 09:22 PM
Funny stuff jek and chance - good way to end my day here - thanks.
Rene
12-10-04, 09:23 PM
So Morb are you gonna take us off your bookmarks??
morbius47
12-11-04, 08:35 PM
No Rene, sorry, you're stuck with me. And, if you're theory is correct, you're stuck with the midget too.
walkingcarpet23
12-11-04, 09:39 PM
Which is worse I wonder?
morbius47
12-12-04, 12:48 AM
I am carpet. Hands down.
gscaleta
12-13-04, 12:48 PM
So Morb wan't to have a contest to see who can be the worst?
JacksGirlfriend
12-13-04, 12:58 PM
Well I was going to post this on the Theories board but thought I would just save the trouble of it getting moved here.

Funny, Rene.

As to your theory, I highly doubt they are the same person because the banter is usually quite fast and even a skilled, high functioning adult would have trouble doing that. So my view is they are two separate people (although perhaps they share one mind).

JacksGirl
gscaleta
12-13-04, 12:59 PM
Funny, Rene.

As to your theory, I highly doubt they are the same person because the banter is usually quite fast and even a skilled, high functioning adult would have trouble doing that. So my view is they are two separate people (although perhaps they share one mind).

JacksGirl

Well we know morbius is not skilled or high functioning and we are even questioning him being an adult. We do know he is BI though.
morbius47
12-13-04, 01:00 PM
We share one mind JG?
Is that a nice way of calling us half wits?

Damn - wish the runt was here with the other half of the brain.
JacksGirlfriend
12-13-04, 01:02 PM
I would never be that obvious, Morb. But you are very good at reading between the lines...

JacksGirl
gscaleta
12-13-04, 01:05 PM
And him reading between the lines is good cause just last month he could not read at all. Too bad he learned how to type huh????
morbius47
12-13-04, 01:07 PM
Yes, JG, I can read between the lines, so can GS. It's when it comes to seeing over the counter that GS has trouble.
gscaleta
12-13-04, 01:12 PM
Yes that used to be a "little" problem for me. But now Morb I just ask your wife to get on her hands an knees so I can stand on her back.