Reasons why I miss Morbius and GS....

[FloggingMyMolly]

1) They always make me laugh. Kinda like a Laurel and Hardy skit. Who will make me laugh today?
2) The conversations don't move quite so fast and are not so lively
3) They are just great guys

[jekelish]

i'd make a "GS had to go make toys for Santa in preparation for X-Mas" but without the little guy running around here this morning...it's just not the same.

GS and Morb do, however, go together like peas and carrots (in the words of that great Alabama idiot, Forrest Gump).

:hat

[cinderellabop]

*sniff* Jek, that's beautiful.

Really, the three of you are like the three stooges. I hope your fellow stooges will return after the holiday.

[jekelish]

i call Moe!

:hat

[MangaKhan]

I'd say your more like Shemp.

[edens demise]

Because I'm lonely without them!

Because they protect me!

[MangaKhan]

I miss the little guy and his bi friend also.

This is for them.

RUSH-Afterimage

Suddenly, you were gone
From all the lives you left your mark upon

I remember
How we talked and drank into the misty dawn
I hear the voices

We ran by the water on the wet summer lawn
I see the footprints
I remember

I feel the way you would
I feel the way you would

Tried to believe but you know it's no good
This is something that just can't be understood

I remember
The shouts of joy skiing fast through the woods
I hear the echoes

I learned your love for life,
I feel the way that you would
I feel your presence
I remember

I feel the way you would
This just can't be understood...

[MangaKhan]

Jek,

I went to appologize to you for saying your more like Shemp on the apology thread, but it is locked.:o

[Chance Gardener]

They owe me money.

I always scored with the chicks when they were with me, simply cause I was clearly the better (ie, most recently bathed) choice.

I could point at one of them when I farted when someone asked "who did that?"

[FloggingMyMolly]

What a great song! *TEAR*

[jekelish]

oh god, Khan, i am very much offended by your accusation that i'm like Shemp. that is an outrageous statement.

jerk.

:hat

[MangaKhan]

But I like Shemp!

When we lift the covers from our feelings
We expose our insecure spots
Trust is just as rare as devotion;
Forgive us our cynical thoughts
If we need too much attention
Not content with being cool
We must throw ourselves wide open
And start acting like a fool
If we need too much approval
Then the cuts can seem too cruel

Right to the heart of the matter
Right to the beautiful part
Illusions are painfully shattered
Right where discovery starts
In the secret wells of emotion
Buried deep in our hearts

It's true that love can change us
But never quite enough
Sometimes we are too tender
Sometimes we're too tough
If we get too much attention
It gets hard to overrule
So often fragile power turns
To scorn and ridicule
Sometimes our big splashes
Are just ripples in the pool

Right to the heart of the matter
Right to the beautiful part
Illusions are painfully shattered
Right where discovery starts
In the secret wells of emotion
Buried deep in our hearts

Feelings run high

[jekelish]

well, i spose it could be worse. you could have called me Curly Joe.

the stooge that no one remembers, because he was just that bad...

:hat

[MangaKhan]

Curly Joe? CURLY JOE!

Now that would be an insult. Wasn't he in like only one of their movies. He was like, not even funny.

Oh, and I miss morb and GS. Anyone seen them in chat today. I can't chat here at work.

[edens demise]

What is a triangle without two of it's sides? Hmmm???

[jekelish]

a line, edi?

:hat

[lostinasheville]

Khan- they've been in chat today. why can't you chat?

I'm in denial. gs and morb are NOT leaving!

[MangaKhan]

I don't know. I am at work and I am not about to ask the alpha geek to hook me up so I can chat. He is a little dude, but carries a big pink slip.

Tell 'em Khan asks them to stay.

[walkingcarpet23]

I'll miss the neverending midget and bisexual jokes, they truly brought a tear to my eye...

And I'll miss Morb's ability to find a nickname for everyone.

But then again, they'll both be back, so I really don't know why we'd miss anything.

[MangaKhan]

Did Lockeness Monster leave also?

I was perusing the basement and found a post where Lockeness posted about a dream He had about Sawyer. It turned out that his wife had a thing for Sawyer's dimples.

I had a dream that I stood beneath an orange sky (http://p073.ezboard.com/flosttheunofficalforumfortheabcseriesfrm22.showMes sage?topicID=136.topic)

Then Lockeness Monster posts for a while as Sawyer's Girl, comes clean, then told us she was really a girl of 19, just wasn't that dumb.

My Imagination (http://p073.ezboard.com/flosttheunofficalforumfortheabcseriesfrm22.showMes sageRange?topicID=140.topic&start=41&stop=51)

then she posted a photo of Katie Holmes claiming it was her.

Obligitory 'post a picture of yourself' thread (http://p073.ezboard.com/flosttheunofficalforumfortheabcseriesfrm22.showMes sageRange?topicID=59.topic&start=141&stop=160)

so was Lockeness Monster/Sawyer's Girl a married dude or a young Katie Holmes look-a-like or just confused and in need of therapy?

[walkingcarpet23]

A mystery indeed.

[edens demise]

Yes, very mysterious! The part about the wife is now edited out.....

[MangaKhan]

Fifth post down Lockeness Monster says

You maybe right.... I hate him. My wife all she talks about are his stupid dimples. Thats why he was showing off, doing flips and crap in my dreams. I kept falling down and he would start snickering making some smart ass comment about me.

[jekelish]

we need to get scooby and the gang on this, stat.

:hat

[Chance Gardener]

hey, as long as whoever it is keeps posting pics of that cute girl, who cares?

[jekelish]

that's the spirit, chance!

:hat

[MangaKhan]

That's why I demanded more photos from lm/gs.

[lostinasheville]

Khan- I wish you could chat.

[MangaKhan]

Me too lostinashville, me too.

[JacksGirlfriend]

Please tell me they're just out of town. They're coming back, right?

JacksGirl

[lostinasheville]

gs is out until monday, then he might be back. I think morb said he will be around tomorrow.

got your computer back, jg? (Obviously!)

[Clementine Kruczynski]

With Morbius and GS I have something to laugh at other than the asinine threads posted by newbies who think that they have something original to contribute. (purgatory threads anyone?)

I actually had some friends in the Jackass thread to keep me from beating matthewisafox with my golf clubs!!!

Damn it now I'm tearing up...

[SecondBreakfast417]

where did they go? geez...I didn't come on the boards yesterday & now Im totally confused...

[Lockeness Monster]

I am here. Confused?..I bet. yes ..Let me straighten that dream thread out you see.. I like girls .more than boys .. .I think I hinted at this before..more than once.. I am legally married but I am a 19 year old girl.... Its not so hard. I was joking about Sawyer even though he does annoy me. That's why my alter ego was Sawers Girl... Sawyer is a butt. I really could care less if my other half finds him so attractive.. it's annoying.

[Lockeness Monster]

So in other words I am A Mullet headed toothless lesbian nessie who likes migets and Bi fat guys. Is that so wrong?

[MangaKhan]

No, I am still confused.

Your a girl, legally married to another girl?
You were jealous of Sawyer because your wife likes him?

[jekelish]

legally married...to a girl? so...yeah. hm. at least that narrows down where you are in the good ol' us of a!

:hat

[MangaKhan]

No, not wrong, just confused. Never said you was wrong.

[Lockeness Monster]

Mabye it not offically legal but I do consider her my spouse.. and not really jealous just toying with her. We have been together 3 years and I know I know I am young, but she is the one.

[MangaKhan]

Sooo . . . Every see "Chasing Amy"?

That wasn't inappropriate was it?

[FloggingMyMolly]

Chinese Finger Trap, baby!

[Lockeness Monster]

I have never heard of chasing Amy?

And What is a chinese finger trap.. what does that mean?

[MangaKhan]

It's a movie. One of the main charecters is a lesbian. Her nickname is fingertrap.

Go rent and watch the following movies

Clerks
Mall Rats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back

Or you could just rent Chasing Amy.

[Lockeness Monster]

I will check it out thanks.

Listen I have to go I will talk with you folks later. Have a happy holiday.

[jekelish]

hahaha...

oh, gotta love the chinese fingertrap!

:hat

[edens demise]

Nessie is an enigma! Full of suprises that one.

[MangaKhan]

I'll say!

[Lady Zoltar]

just a few observations...

I am legally married but I am a 19 year old girl....
Listen I have to go I will talk with you folks later. Have a happy holiday.


What 19 year old uses the word "Folks"?

[gscaleta]

sorry nessie or sawyers girl or lockness or whatever the hec you want to be called. Me is not buying any of this. I'm thinking you are a shut in or someone that is not all screwed together that well. Stop the insanity -- come clean or take a hike.

[Chance Gardener]

Or post more pics.

[DriftWood]

Who are Morbius and GS?