New Years Resolutions

[gscaleta]

To grow an inch or so

To be nicer to newbies (a little if I grow)

To stop calling Chance a freak

To limit my singing of "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" to once a day

To make sure everyone knows Morbius is BI

To make serious posts once a week

To get JG that new wench outfit for the dungeon

To help red spell correctly

Happy New Year to All !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trader Bill]

To learn how to correctly use the following:

too, to
know, now
where, were
there, their

less "visits"

Avoid AA

to have A serious post...not sure I have yet.

[morbius47]

to stay exactly the way I am now.

because I'm good enough
I'm smart enough
and, dogonit, people like me

(thank you stewart smalley)

[OneIrishRover]

I resolve to:

Master the art of F5'ing funny gay jokes about Morb, gs and bill

Bring up LOST at least once a day in chat regardless of others' interest in same

Share this link with all the world:
p073.ezboard.com/flostthe...D=41.topic (http://p073.ezboard.com/flosttheunofficalforumfortheabcseriesfrm12.showMes sage?topicID=41.topic)

Help Eastside eat a balanced diet and *dance like Schroeder*

Post my pic one day..'til then, think T. Cruise holding a beer

and last but by no means least:

Meet FurureIdol and trade "I can do this with tongue" tricks until be both collapse in a warm puddle of sweat.

Don't tell me what I can't do! :evil

[lachme]

hmmm...new years resolutions....

-give up heroin; this time, for good!
-stop beating my kids...as much
-come clean with my roomie about the "bunny/tomatoes" incident
-no more stalking
-put those cadavers back where they belong

[morbius47]

lachme scares me now

[gscaleta]

just now?

[TT Coco Pop]

You can learn a lot about people from reading this thread....I do love a sense of humor!

I want to try yoga, or pilates for my NY resolution. I'm a bit high strung, I need to learn how to relax. :eek

~Terry~

[azteclady]

Increase my list of preferred punishments for rules transgressions (I accept suggestions).

Stop sicking the dogs at unsuspecting repair people.

Feed the children... ocassionally.

To catch up (people, slow down the posting a bit, will you? I'm only like a hundred pages behind! :( )

To be a good little mod.



Beto

[gscaleta]

i did not know you were little AZ. Phew bout time I found someone my own size!!

[eMz]

I resolve that I will...
-Attempt to escape the "newbie" stigma
-Finish my degree
-Find a new job
-Be kinder to my liver
-Quell my obsession to this damnable TV show

[jprez98]

My new years resolutions. Gee, I never thought of it. Um...

Have at least one alcoholic drink this New Years Eve.

Pay attention to my friends in the chat room instead of only "the guy I'm dating."

Not lose connection with my friends in the chat room over either this guy or the new movie project I'm helping begin with my cousin.

Try to visit the chat room at least once a day. (Dam, I'm addicted.)

Actually have a life outside sitting in front of the computer and chatting with friends.

Keep my house cleaner. (Had to throw one serious "real world" one in there.)

-Jen

[lachme]

any newbie who can use "damnable" correctly in a sentence is okay by me- welcome, eMz.

[cccourt]

oh lach?? Have our qualifications gone down this far?
Damnable newbies!!
ccc

[eMz]

Thanks lachme! Good luck with kicking the smack, replacing the stiffs and whatnot.

[jekelish]

1. Learn the ways of Orgasmo, and emulate them.

2. Find GS a job as a lawn gnome. He's been so sad since he was laid off from Wonka's factory.

3. Introduce Morbi to Orgasmo--the man who pleases women AND men...I think Morbi and Orgasmo would get along, and Morbi could learn alot from that hero.

4. Eradicate the world of hot pink. Chewie, help me out on this one.

5. Continue the Bad cop/Bad cop/Good cop routine in the chat with me, Chewie and Evan in those respective roles. Why mess with a good thing?

6. Give up drinking.

7. Give up resolution #6.

8. Come up with more resolutions.

:hat

[morbius47]

to keep as many newbies as we lose...

(and when i say newbies - i mean cute girls; and when i say keep - i mean chained in the dungeon)

[star2954]

1) To have a visit from Orgasmo at least once a week...

2) To graduate from Wench in Training to full wench status

3) To be somewhere else in April...;)

[Lady Zoltar]

To get ez-supporter

To give up lollypops

To say out of the backseat of Drift's car

*sigh*...... the sacrifices I make......

[walkingcarpet23]

4. Eradicate the world of hot pink. Chewie, help me out on this one.

Let it be known that as of 9:21 pm EST on Wednesday, December 28th, 2004, jekelish and walkingcarpet23 have declared war on hot pink font.

[SecondBreakfast417]

Oficially apologizing to WC for using hot pink in the chat (purposly) after reading this thread.

[Rene]

Mostly continue to work on the Sleestack dance.. and to once and for all get out of the darn penalty box.

I will try not to get angry at people who use the term could of, should of, would of when they mean COULD'VE, SHOULD'VE, WOULD'VE !!!!

[Orgasmo The Incredible]

HELLO! Yes, yes tis true, even the Incredible ORGASMO! makes New Years Resolutions.

And this year, my lovelies, my VIXENS! Orgasmo promises to continue his quest to provide pleasure and delight to man, woman, but not yet child, as that is illegal in most countries! And, sadly for poor Rex and Fluffy, no pets, either. But this i promise you, my faithful followers and worshipers--ORGASMO! will leave you breathless in 2005! He will leave you gasping for more!

He will leave you...SATISFIED!

Let the New Year bring you JOY! ...with sexy consequences!

[edens demise]

1. To do less work and spend more time here

That's all I can think of right now.....

[JacksGirlfriend]

I've already taken care of my resolution. I have welded the doors of Drift's car closed and taken away the candy. Sorry, ladies.

JacksGirl

[TheBigCat]

My New Year's Resolutions:


1) To win the hand of Laura Penty (along with the rest of her). That just sounds selfish, doesn't it? Still, that is my resolve.

2) To give some serious consideration to finally quitting smoking, now that I'm probably safe from Alzheimers.

3) To not heckle the members of the Mars Society. Even though they want the manned mission launched tomorrow, stey are still basically good people.

I will esit this post later, after I have had a chance to think of more.