This thread is rated R...

[Orgasmo The Incredible]

... for Raw Sexiness!


That’s right, boys and girls. I am Orgasmo and you will bow down before me! ... with sexy consequences!!!!


Just reading my words can make you weak in the knees, but hearing my voice... ooh baby. Then you will never avoid the fever that my vibrations induce! And I’m not talking about the flu!


So click here (http://www.teegerschiller.com/lost/orgasmo.mp3) at your own risk... of falling totally, majorly, butt-crazy in love!

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And I mean REALLY personal.



So, anyway, I just thought I’d say hi and I look forward to posting here. You guys are kewl.

[star2954]

Oh my...:eek

Weak in the knees is right

;)

Would you happen to also be a member of Driveshaft?

[walkingcarpet23]

Orgasmo...

Makes the gentlemen jealous, and the ladies swoon.

Certainly a force to be reckoned with.

[jekelish]

i wasnt afraid...until he said that there'd be sexy consequences!

teach me your ways, orgasmo, that i might make the ladies tremble much the same way you do.

:hat

[shootingstar05]

I agree with Jekelish...
after the sexy consequences part, I read the rest of the post with a Homer Simpson voice in my head.
Thank you, Orgasmo.

[Lady Zoltar]

Dear Orgasmo,

You have no idea how happy I am that you are here!

[Lady Zoltar]

Ladies ------- stand in line. I can promise you that Orgasmo is..... well, he's incredible!

[star2954]

Thanks for stopping by last night Orgasmo...it was nice to meet you... tell Lady Z. I said hi...;)

[edens demise]

Oh my.....

[jekelish]

see? even EDI was rendered virtually speechless by the raw sexy power of ORGASMO!

my, i hope orgasmo returns soon...with sexy consequences!

:hat

[Orgasmo The Incredible]

Thank you everybody for the warm welcome. You know what they say - Those who welcome warmly, well, come warmly.

Star, how do you know about Driveshaft? That is the name of my secret poker group. Of course, when you lose, the term "poker" takes on a whole new meaning. (Or is that when you win?) Am I going to have to sue someone else now? Terry Parker and Matthew Stoner have truly taken up enough of my time and money! Why does everyone need to steal their ideas from Orgasmo? Why???

Interesting tidbit - did you know that the phrase "I'd hit it" comes from Shakespeare?

Jekelish and walkingcarpet, you do not have the same raw vibratory power that I possess, so teaching you my ways may be difficult. In fact, I may have a lot to learn from you two as well, since, without my powers, I would be nothing. People do not like me because of who I am, they like me because, when I speak to them, they become members of the O-List.

So perhaps our little counselling sessions can, well, swing both ways?

I will be returning from my appointment with Star in the land of Mary today. I hope it was not a disappointment.

So, Lady Zoltar - where do you live?

[MangaKhan]

You better stay in the light where I can see you boy. It gets dark here in the basement and I don't want you sneakin up behind me.

I got a big flashlight and I ain't afraid to use it!

[walkingcarpet23]

The number of innuendos in this thread is just staggering...

[jekelish]

"i got a big flashlight and i aint afraid to use it"

...oh, khan, no.

:hat

[star2954]

Not disappointed AT ALL...Didnt know conversation could be so stimulating...

you should come by once again sometime...or multiple times...

Tell JG I said hi, I have a feeling she's going to be asking you to come over soon...

Love,

[JacksGirlfriend]

What I want to know is - how is he resisting me in this wench outfit? He has yet to pay a visit... and I have margaritas and nachos!

I'll leave the ladder at the side of the treehouse.

JacksGirl

[Lady Zoltar]

Oh Orgasmo ........ you've enlightened and educated me in ways no other has....

All this time I had thought that during that "special" time that the universal cry was "Oh God". How wrong could I have been?? But OF COURSE what is said is really in homage to YOU as the true " 'O' God ". I stand corrected! (And I'm looking forward to the next lesson as well.)

Now I know that this should be left to the spoilers forum, but your inspiration has made it very plain to see. It makes complete sense, so I had to share it. I know that there has been much speculation and debating about what is in the case in an upcoming episode. In fact, I've witnessed a few Master Debaters engaged in such an act.

It quite obvious really figuring out what is in the case causing them to go to such lengths to retrieve. The case, of course, is full of condoms!

[star2954]

Lady Z. I think your on to something....Why else the big deal?

JG how did Orgasmo's visit go last night? He has a very profound conversational style doesn't he? And I'm sure the fishnets didn't hurt either...

[JacksGirlfriend]

Star - It was thoroughly enjoyable. I must admit though I was growing impatient waiting and waiting, it was well worth the wait. Absolute heaven on earth.

Now I must wait once again until I am at the top of the list. It might be a while cause I hear he is a very busy superhero.

I will have to dream and luxuriate in the memories...

JacksGirl

[star2954]

Right you are JG, after all he is and equal opportunity superhero, his services must be rendered on all. It's lonely down here at the bottom of the list, but I'm sure we'll find some way to pass the time. I'm sure while not so adept at conversation as Orgasmo some of the other males around here could help us out...

Drinks in the treehouse tonight guy's?

[jekelish]

well, star, maybe if you're lucky orgasmo will slither down your chimney tonite in place of santa.

although if santa did, i'm sure there'd STILL be sexy consequences...

:hat

[SecondBreakfast417]

uh oh, I seem to have stumbled onto a thread that seems a bit dangerous...

[star2954]

I hope your right jek, after all I've been a good girl this year...Orgasmo, want to come over and spread some holiday cheer?

[walkingcarpet23]

uh oh, I seem to have stumbled onto a thread that seems a bit dangerous...

Orgasmo is only dangerous to those who doubt his mighty power.

[JacksGirlfriend]

maybe if you're lucky orgasmo will slither down your chimney tonite in place of santa.

One can only dream about such a gift.

And yes, drinks in the treehouse sounds like an excellent idea.

JacksGirl

[SecondBreakfast417]

Well...I suppose I had better succomb to his power then...

[Lady Zoltar]

Orgasmo, want to come over and spread some holiday cheer?

I was cheering for HOURS!

[star2954]

Lady Z. I know what you mean, his gift to me also provided hours of cheer.

[Chance Gardener]

I...

I must confess.

For many years now, I have been an acolyte at the temple of Orgasmo. Long have I strived to master the skills and abilities of which he so easily seems to master, whilst I, lacking the innate abilities of one such as He, make do with the meager tools within my arsenal.

Namely, drugs and liquor.

Oh yes you say, the ploy and desperate means of those not as gifted as the Orgasmo, but who here amongst us, lacking Orgasmo's magnificent abilities, has not resorted to such tools. And not once, but many times.

I confess, I have even, regretfully, used such tools upon myself when I could not succeed where I've no doubt Orgasmo could have. Though ultimately successful using such tools, even on myself, I still longed for more.

This desire has led me to the basement, where I wait in the corner for those Orgasmo has left behind. Having given up pride long ago in my quest to match Orgasmo, I am now reduced to longing to hear a kind word from the Master.

I pity those of you, like me, who strive to achieve his heights of achievement, only to fall so short after the third or fourth time.

Please Orgasmo, continue to regale us with your heroic exploits and thus allow us to live, however feebly, through them.

You'll find me huddled in the corner awaiting my turn in JG's dungeon. Don't forget the wine.

[JacksGirlfriend]

Chance - Come on - you're up!

Third or fourth time? Not a bad record at all. Keep it up.

JacksGirl

[star2954]

Orgasmo, I do believe your gathering a huge following around the board, I hear many whisper your name around the basement. I think some one should organize a fan club.

[DriftWood]

It's no big thing.

[cinderellabop]

Drift, are you doubting the power of Orgasmo?

[boobie_tassels]

Random and only slightly OT... my favorite movie is Orgazmo (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/).

[HollyAletha5256]

OOOOH NOOOO! Not sexy consequences!! I'm bowing, Orgasmo,I'm bowing!

[star2954]

So Orgasmo, do you offer any other services? Besides your satisfying conversational talents what else could you do for me? While more than pleasant, sometimes a girl needs more than a kind word...Come over again and we'll discuss it, along with my appointment as President of your fan club. We have much to converse over...

[princessmela]

But his conversation can open your eyes to so many new and wonderful places. What other services do you need?

And why are people just whispering the name orgasmo?..I mean it doesn't seem like the type of name that should be whispered.