"Cousin Eddie"

[Lost Sojourn]

They need a "Cousin Eddie" character like the one form Lampoon's Vacation series. :b

[Lockeness Monster]

"I have some of the yella, and don't get cheap on me."

"Thats the gift that keeps on giving on year long Clark"

I love Eddie. They should put him on the show, You know I think they did a special of him onvacation at some island or something....?

[Lost Sojourn]

lol... Cousin Eddie's the best !!

Yeah, I think he had his own movie but it didn't go over too well for some reason.

"Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clarke scratch yer belly."

[morbius47]

Seriously - who are these people?

[gscaleta]

I don't know but we should be nice cause soon enough they will be showing up in the basement. Oh and please don't try posts like this once you are there. Thank you.

[jekelish]

ah, morbi...you're back. they are your kind of people, don't you think?

:hat

[morbius47]

Me or them GS

[gscaleta]

Well them of course morb. As for kind of people they may be yours jek. Let me see - How old are you all? Under the age of 20 and women? If so Jek they are all yours.

[lostinasheville]

Randy Quaid's character. BTW, NL Christmas Vacation will be this Saturday on NBC, if anyone cares!

[gscaleta]

Nope not me. Could care less. Anyone else????????

[edens demise]

No not so much.

[lostinasheville]

Didn't figure you would, GS. Love you anyway tho;)

[jekelish]

honestly, though...who wakes up one day, and decides..."you know what would make 'lost' a better show? if they put cousin eddie from the 'vacation' movie series on it!"

:hat

[morbius47]

I care Ashville.

[gscaleta]

Good point jek. Crack smokers maybe??????????

[morbius47]

Now if it were Eddie Munster - that would be someting.

[lostinasheville]

Yeah, it's lame, off topic. Chuck the Extra would kill cousin Eddie.

[jekelish]

well...smoking crack DOES make everything funnier...

...er, so i hear.

:hat

[lostinasheville]

Thanks, Morb!

[gscaleta]

This is off topic? Wait this is not www.eddie.com. Damn my bad.

[Rene]

Now if it were Eddie Munster - that would be someting.
Or what about that Eddie guy from Iron Maiden?

[morbius47]

even Eddie Haskel would be an improvement.

[Lost Sojourn]

Yeah, I'm headed straight to the basement.. I have a thousand more posts and replies like this, and now.. YOU
will be subject of and subject to them all.

So much for the first amendment huh asswipe?

Evidently it is everyone's type of post othewise you would
not be in here posting huh?

And to come in and attack ?

None the less attack a new member/poster ?

Great way to make friends and get more people here for discussion about the show.

I guess just ignoring takes way too much brain power for some.

[gscaleta]

Eddie van halen

[jekelish]

see, if you weren't new, you'd realize that "making friends with newbies" isnt really the priority for gs and morbi. that's your mistake right there.

...or many others, for that matter...

:hat

[lostinasheville]

Awaaay we go! Don't take this stuff personally, Lost Sojourn!

[morbius47]

So do long rants. Try to use short sentences with small words. We spend too much time in here and our brains don't work so well anymore. Sorry if we offended - we like to play.

[jekelish]

and by the way...

asswipe? GS, are you gonna sit there and take that?

oh, my bad, you're not sitting, you're standing...i couldnt tell the difference.

:hat

[gscaleta]

Sorry Jek I was keeping all the 20 and under girls from coming your way. And I think the asswipe was directed toward morbius and not me. Morb was that not the quickest you have been called an asswipe?

[jekelish]

oh...well then...

asswipe, eh? morbius, are you gonna take that.......eh, screw it, i don't have the energy.

"blah blah blah BI joke, blah blah blah."

pretend i said something reasonably clever.

:hat

[morbius47]

Yes GS - I think that is a record.

Jek - That was a great remark I pretended you came up with.

[gscaleta]

I agree Jek is getting old. Perhaps we should focus our attention on people that post a riduclously assinine thread and then get upset when we play along and joke as well??????????????

[jekelish]

but GS, you'd have to find people who post such threads and then get upset. we all know--this board is full of people who would never do such things.

:hat

[gscaleta]

Hmmm I don't get it. Who is the asswipe?

[morbius47]

They can be hard to find Jek - that's why we need to implement the Entrance Exam, now if only I could find it. I know they threw it down here somewhere...Ouch, D'oh, Crap - Can we not get a new bulb in the basement?

[Lockeness Monster]

Wow, How rude. I knew there were cliques on the board, just never realized how stuck up they are. Moderators let this kind of stuff go on in here? Attacking new people to the board. The post was meant as a joke. Being mean wasn't funny. You should be ashamed. I for one am signing off.

[morbius47]

??
Signing off?
That'll show us.

[gscaleta]

Morb I put a bunch of flashlights on the shelf right when you walk in. No on the right. Yup that's it.

[jekelish]

here's where lockeness monster is mistaken: being mean is almost ALWAYS funny. er, when it's done in good fun.

which, i think, this was...

...wait, it wasnt?

well, i found it funny anyway.

GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE

:hat

[morbius47]

Well jek you know the old saying, "Sometimes to crack a few jokes, you gotta break a few newbies." Or, at least I think that's how it goes.

[gscaleta]

Um excuse us but we were funny until someone called someone an asswipe. So please get the facts straight before you slander our names. Thank you.

[jekelish]

yes, we can slanderize ourselves, thankyouverymuch.

:hat

[Rene]

The post was meant as a joke. UH if true why so pissed off Locke?

[edens demise]

The post was meant as a joke.
As were all of the replies. At least I think they were.

Eddie Money.....

[gscaleta]

Yes locke? IT was all fun and games till the name calling started. So please you stay - i'm taking my ball and going home.

[morbius47]

GS only has one ball.

[edens demise]

But GS, wait! Can I come too?

And yes the name calling is very hurtful.

[morbius47]

Yes Lock and Lost - we just wanted to play and make new friends. But now you hurt Edi , and that means war!!!!!!

[gscaleta]

Yes see I was in the circus once and we had this show where I come running out of a 1/2 inch pipe and run over to a cat and ride it over this high wire. Well long story short the cat jumped when it was not supposed to - there was a toothpick sticking up yada yada yada -- ONE ball now.

[edens demise]

Thank you morbi!

Why is it so hard to make new friends?

[gscaleta]

Well for me it's mostly cause of my height. People don't tend to see me. Remember edi the first time we met?? I was on that ladder and you walked by?

[morbius47]

GS this is no time for idle chitchat - we have a war on.

[gscaleta]

Damn I'll get the mattresses. Where the hell is Bill when we need him. Someone please find bill. Tell him tonite we go to the mattresses!!

[edens demise]

That was a nice moment GS. And no worries, we see you!

[gscaleta]

Thanks edi. I'm still working on that little person alarm though for all you big people that still step on us. It not only hurts our feelings to be stepped on but also our bones.

[morbius47]

GS - get your helmet ready - we're going to fire you out of the cannon at the enemy soon.

[edens demise]

The eye of the enemy is moving....

[gscaleta]

OK MODS this post is ready to be moved to the basement.

I still can't believe we were threatened. They must not know us very well.

[jekelish]

GS - get your helmet ready - we're going to fire you out of the cannon at the enemy soon.

hahaha...now THATS funny.

:hat

[morbius47]

Thanks Jek - and see - he's not threatening to leave. Dammit.

[gscaleta]

um i took my ball and left. Oh next time you are at the circus please look down. Should you find the other let me know. Thanks

[cccourt]

This entire thread is an example of WHAT NOT TO POST. I am not gonna touch with the proverbial ten foot pole. I defy any newcomers to make rhyme or reason of it!

Seriuosly guys. And you wonder why we lock and delete threads/posts???
ccc

p.s. Randy Quaid?????

[morbius47]

Are midget balls harder to spot GS?

[morbius47]

And mark - 1 hour 19 minutes to get first mod warning on this thread.

[jekelish]

come on, CCC...don't you know that cousin eddie holds the secret to the island?

:hat

[gscaleta]

We can do better than that. Let this be a sort of newbie warning. It's all fun and games till someone calls us an asswipe. Midget, BI fat ugly slow guy, young girl liker, "visiter" anything like that. But never ever asswipe.

[edens demise]

I imagine cousin eddie would be a cave dweller. What do you think?

[jekelish]

you mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns.

:hat

[Rene]

Are midget balls harder to spot GS?

Are those anything like hanniballs?

[gscaleta]

Hanniballs are much larger. Unless, wait are you talking about canadian hanniballs or french hanniballs????

[SelfProjectRealized]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/theoven/eddielost.jpg

[jekelish]

oh.

my.

god.

i've changed my mind. after seeing that picture, sammy davis jr, i agree that this show very much needs cousin eddie.

:hat

[Rene]

Are those hanniballs?

[edens demise]

:lol

That picture is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

I stand corrected, Cousin Eddie would be a great addition to the island.

[melinda26]

:lol That's a great picture.

I saw Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure and it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. They gave him an obnoxious genius kid, brought back Audrey from the original Vacation for some bizarre reason, and gave Eddie a conscious. All very bad ideas. I won't even go into the ridiculous plot. Way to ruin a perfectly good charecter!

[LostinTrinity]

So did Cousin Eddie shoot the bear?

Was Cousin Eddie the bear's trainer?

[morbius47]

So does this mean we have ruled out Eddie Munster?

[melinda26]

Someone will have to photoshop him in before we can make a decision, I think.

[morbius47]

But melinda, his mother was a vampire. Are you sure we can get a photo?

[tresdove]

Self Project: That photo was to much!! I lmao!!:lol
I'm thinkin' could Cousin Eddie really be Alex? oooh oohh

Seriously though, I swear I saw this character last night in the scene where Walt looks for Vincent. In the underbrush crouching low... Yeah I'm sure it was the Cuz....Gonna rewind and verify....8)

Good thread for a good well needed Holiday laugh!

Thanks one and all for good, yet unclean fun!!

Dove

[melinda26]

ahhhhh good point Morbius. However, I have seen him on my television and can only assume that it is because he was filmed with some sort of camera. He must be an exception to the rule.

[940BOY]

Mr. Ed.....................sorry

[morbius47]

Thats okay 940 - thanks for playing.

Melinda - Maybe it's the werewolf in him that does it.

[gscaleta]

Melinda does a werewolf wear an asshat?

[morbius47]

They might gs, if it's cold out. Though they prefer ear muffs.

[gscaleta]

I'd like to thank melinda for telling me about asshats. This morning I went outside and sat in my car and it was real cold but luckily I brought along my trusty asshat and it warmed me right up. And luckily for me and my littleness I was able to use on of my kids mittens.

[Cousin Eddie]

You know the metal plate in my head Clark?

Well I had to get it removed cus everytime Catherine read up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.

[cinderellabop]

So now Cousin Eddie has actually joined our little group! I think this could rival the Chuck the Extra movement...

[Rene]

This morning I went outside and sat in my car and it was real cold but luckily I brought along my trusty asshat and it warmed me right up

Just next time gs don't have beans before you ask me to do that again.

[lostinasheville]

"So now Cousin Eddie has actually joined our little group! I think this could rival the Chuck the Extra movement... "

...it was only a matter of time! I think cousin eddie = lost sojourn, back to make more idle threats

[Cousin Eddie]

Guess again clark, I've been a member here for a long time but jus wanted to have a little fun.

See if you can figger out who I am.

[morbius47]

let's see - who around here is ashamed to post under their old name? Nah - I don't care.

[Lady Zoltar]

You know ..... it's threads like this one that make me Damn proud to be an American!

And after viewing that pic Evan posted with Cousin Eddie ---- I'm Damn greatful for asswipe as well!

[JacksGirlfriend]

How on earth did this last so long in General Discussion. To the basement with you!

JacksGirl

[morbius47]

Thanks JG - was getting tired of running up the stairs every time I wanted to post on this. Can we get an elevator?

[JacksGirlfriend]

Elevator has already been installed, Morb. It's right under that metal plate Locke and Boone found. If you can just get Boone away from it, it's all set to go. A Boone beating might be in order.

JacksGirl

[morbius47]

An elevator and a Boone beating - JG you're the best mod ever!

[JacksGirlfriend]

I do what I can, Morb. Let me know if there's anything else you'd like. We're serving margaritas in the treehouse tonight. Come on by!

JacksGirl

[gscaleta]

Do we get a pass to the treehouse and is kate present? Last time JG we were not on the list and they would not let us in. Luckily I was able to slip in a pretend I was an ice cube.

[morbius47]

Ice Cube, GS? Did you rap?

[gscaleta]

I like to wrap your wife up in different things. Aside from that, no.

[morbius47]

GS - I had a witty reply all ready, then noticed, to my amazement, that this thread had reached 100!

Good grief we need a new lost episode!