Can someone explain?

[Hodgepodge]

Over the last week or so I´ve noticed there has been quite a bit of thread hijacking, along with some other strange happenings. Is there something the rest of us should know about the goings on between, SawyerGirl, gscaleta, MangaKhan, and morbius76?

[Lockeness Monster]

The thread Hijacking in the General Discussion Board will stop. Sorry.. Just a little bored between shows. I am an Immature baby that needed a spaking and I got one. Its OK now we can all go back to work..

*whistle blows*

[edens demise]

Has anyone noticed that there are a lot of threads specifically to talk about other threads?

[gscaleta]

um I'm up for giving the toothless nessie with the mullet a spanking

[Lockeness Monster]

I just pictured a Midget spanking a nessie with no teeth and a mullet...

Seems like I have heard this somewhere?

[gscaleta]

maybe that recurring dream? or i know maybe sawyers girl told you

[morbius47]

it's fun when nessie plays along. and we made peace without the sanctuary thread. See, we're not always immature.

[gscaleta]

are too

[lachme]

hodge, you know that giving attention to their bad behavior only encourages them. and so does the threat of spankings...

come to think of it, i can't imagine a sanction that wouldn't encourage them.

[JacksGirlfriend]

Yes, some of them are very intrigued with the concept of spanking and yet I find it does get their attention. That's something at least.

JacksGirl

[Hodgepodge]

I enjoy fun and games just like the next person, but it had become very annoying. A thread started out talking about a Lost idea/comment, and ended up about something totally irrelevant and immaterial.

[LostinTrinity]

That was a misunderstanding Hodge, they've cleared it and and it won't happen again.

[lachme]

hodge, you're thinking about it all the wrong way.

don't think of the digressions as irrelevant and immaterial, rather consider them a form of joycian stream-of-consciousness narrative/interaction- doesn't that sound better?

besides, digressions can generate some really wonderful ideas sometimes. the coolest places are usually off the map.

[gscaleta]

um I think I should say thank you lachme but you used some big words so I'm not sure. As to Hodge we don't attack or throw logical threads off track. It's more the inane ones.

[Chance Gardener]

By digressions she means psychotropic drugs right?

[morbius47]

isn't digression what your food has to do after you eat it?

[gscaleta]

I think TUMS helps that

[Chance Gardener]

That's it, like hasenpfeffer gave Gomer Pyle weird dreams.

[lostinasheville]

Consider this thread highjacked!

[gscaleta]

um we prefer carjacked

[morbius47]

This thread has been neither hijacked nor carjacked. It was always asking for an explaination of things around here. We are merely explaining by demonstration. We are, therfore, on topic. Anyway - the thread is already in the basement, where else can it go but the wine cellar or the dungeon?

[gscaleta]

so you see we don't really car jack or hijack anything just merely try to explain what we are trying to convey to the others in the room or to those that are reading our posts. Does that make sense or do you need us to more fully explain what we are trying to convey????????

[lachme]

please, by all means, continue explaining how the explanation process works, while i explain why i need your explanation-

i forgot to put on my psychic pants this morning....damn.

[morbius47]

psychic pants - i'm intrigued.

[gscaleta]

hmmm psychic pants huh. Now do they know ahead of time before you have to go to the bathroom?

[Chance Gardener]

I think they just know when someone wants to get in them.

[MangaKhan]

Over the last week or so I´ve noticed there has been quite a bit of thread hijacking, along with some other strange happenings. Is there something the rest of us should know about the goings on between, SawyerGirl, gscaleta, MangaKhan, and morbius76?

Me, I'm just a helpless follower who got caught up in all the shenanigans during hiatus. Just having fun trying to keep up with the big boys. Looks like Nessie had the most fun.

So does getting mentioned in the same sentence as GS and Morbius get me onto the A-list? If so, do I get a pin? How about a hat? A least maybe an eye patch?;)

[gscaleta]

sorry manga but morb and i are not on the a list nor do we ever want to be. But feel free to hang with us anytime. Just watch out cause morb is bi

[morbius47]

yes manga - we are not on any list at all. In fact, we are anti-lists. We want everyone to be equal. And by equal, I mean that we will turn on each other just as fast as we will turn on you.

[gscaleta]

yes we are a wee bit tempermental or mental or temper and i may be a wee bit more or less than others.

[MangaKhan]

Yes, I had heard some talk of your wee bit. That's tragic.

[gscaleta]

well see i had this circus accident once and well not to go into that again however see not only is morbius bi but he is also overweight. Well one day we were hanging out and he was eating and well i'm little but big and so forth and so on. I think you get the picture. Let's just say it was not pretty.

[Lockeness Monster]

:rollin

A Bi Fat guy, a midget and a toothless mulet headed moster walk into a bar...

[MangaKhan]

Must . . .



Stop . . .



Mental . . .



Picture . . .



No, Can't . . .



Resist . . .



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[gscaleta]

um nessie? nessie why would you include the bi fat guy???????