SANCTUARY

[cinderellabop]

There is so much weirdness going on at the board these days... hostility, fights, people using fake names, and it's all starting to freak me out. A little fun and humor is one thing... we all need that. I don't mind a little joking between friends. But there is animosity and ugliness spreading through the board. I would like this thread to be a place where we can be free of all that garbage and just talk and laugh. Yeah, OK, maybe it's all a lot of hippie crap to you guys, but it's getting so some people who may feel like outsiders are afraid to post. (And I'm not just talking about newbies... I mean even someone like me.)

So, how about it, guys? Can we just get rid of some of the hostility and talk like we used to? :(

[gscaleta]

sure thing. Can we discuss purgatory here?

[cinderellabop]

I'd rather you didn't... but as this is a "safe" thread, I would be wrong to say no.

[LostinTrinity]

I agree with Cindy. Let's just stop all the madness.

So who...I mean what are we going to laugh about?

[gscaleta]

we can picture morb in bed with a woman?? that's worth a few laughs right

[cinderellabop]

And I suppose we can still have some Boone beatings, right? I mean, who doesn't love a good Boone beating?

[MangaKhan]

I thought this was a Lost forum, Not a Logan's Run forum.

LET'S GET ON TOPIC PEOPLE!:)

[gscaleta]

and cinder i won't clog your thread with purgatory comments. This is a fun place, a place to laugh and a place to make fun of morb. So who's with me????????

[morbius47]

hey cindybop - you just started this thread and already you allow morb bashing? - i thought there was sanctuary here - guess not for me.

[cinderellabop]

What is Logan's Run? And this is the basement, we can discuss whatever we want here. And I just want the fighting to stop.

[MangaKhan]

I like Boone Beatings (should we trademark that). Please invite me to any Boone Beatings.

[Sawyers Girl]

OK I quit I won't post under this screen name ever again.

This will be my last post :Signing off ( Sound Familar)

[cinderellabop]

Sorry, Morbius. GS should go and apologize for bashing you in the Sanctuary thread. No bashing here. Except for Boone beatings. Those are allowed.

[MangaKhan]

What is Logan's Run?

Are you asking for a Boone Beating or do you really not know about Logan's Run?

[morbius47]

well there will be fighting here as long as the morb bashing continues. Sanctuary my ass.

[gscaleta]

i'm gonna keep bashing him until he ceases from calling me a midget

[cinderellabop]

No, I really don't know about Logan's Run. Sorry.

And sorry again, Morbi.

Maybe if I pass around the Peace Pipe, you guys will stop picking on each other?

[morbius47]

only once i see my apology from gs

[cccourt]

Oh my goodness: here we go again. Is this the basement??
ccc

[edens demise]

*protects morbi*

[morbius47]

yes cc it is the basement

Cindybop - sorry about my original outbursts. In honor of your efforts here I will, for once, take the high road. I will let the previous Morb bashing slide and try to play nice with others...


...I got nuthin.

[gscaleta]

i'm trying to apologize in person morb but
A) your wife keeps dragging me back into the bedroom
b) once I get away I can't seem to get from the back of you to the front. How big are you?? I'm gonna camp for the night and resume in the morning. Maybe you can turn to the right a little while I sleep.

[morbius47]

See - I am being nice.

[cinderellabop]

Oh, now GS, be nice!

Here... I got this funny e-mail the other day... I'll share it with you for a laugh.

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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it, as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant of same.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" in the class.

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(with apologies to anyone who is religious who may find this offensive... it's just a joke.)

[lachme]

i'm with you, cind. i'm tired of the clique-y, high-school in-crowd crap- is slagging someone else the only way some of you can entertain yourselves?

re Logan's Run- only the most kick-ass sci-fi seventies film made (other than you-know-what). rent it- hell, buy it! Michael York; Carousel; Sanctuary; runners, sandmen, Farrah Fawcett, the Washington Monument and the Fort Worth Water Gardens- it's got everything. very entertaining.

[gscaleta]

who is a click or clique or whatever? boy people need to relax a little.

[cinderellabop]

I'm not even talking about cliques or the "in crowd" or whatever. I'm just talking about the fact that in every thread there seems to be someone attacking someone else. I know that some of it is meant as a joke, and some people can take it. I can take a little of it myself, even when it is GS trying to hit me with the P word, but it's just getting out of hand.

Come on, guys, take a puff of the Peace Pipe and relax!

:smokin

[edens demise]

It's so funny how the sanctuary thread has been made into a place to throw insults at people.

*sighs*

[gscaleta]

cinder -- group hug?

[Chance Gardener]

But what is in the peace pipe we're gonna smoke?

[lachme]

don't mind us- just pumping a little irony, that's all.

[cinderellabop]

Yeah, I'm all for a group hug. Just try to keep your hands off my butt this time, OK, GS?

What do you think is in the peace pipe, Chance? (Just don't call the cops... I use it for medicinal purposes. Yeah, that's it.)

[gscaleta]

um cinder unless you are fellow little person my arms and hands will be around your ankles.

[Lockeness Monster]

Where does that put your face?.. *Hugs from Side*

[cinderellabop]

Oh, right, of course, GS. Sorry I overestimated your height.

[gscaleta]

maybe edi will bring a ladder? Edi?

[morbius47]

can i get in on the hug?

[gscaleta]

sure morb- there are men present though - oh wait . ....... oh damn my bad - sanctuary and all.

[cinderellabop]

Yes, you can... but again, try to keep your hands off my butt.

[cinderellabop]

Now, GS, be good! Do you want a spanking? Oh, wait, of course you do. I'd threaten a Boone beating, but as this is sanctuary we only beat the real Boone here.

[morbius47]

Cindybop - is the butt the only part off limits?

[gscaleta]

yes can we touch the guns?

[cinderellabop]

No. Since this is sanctuary, I'd prefer if you kept it a "clean" hug.

[gscaleta]

um ok but can we at least hug while in purgatory?

[morbius47]

well - if you're gonna make up all these rules...

[cinderellabop]

*shrug* Oh, what the heck... what's a hippie love fest without a little free love? Let me just take a few more puffs of the peace pipe first.

[gscaleta]

um yeah if there are rules i am cancelling the hug.

[SecondBreakfast417]

Pardon my ignorance...what is a "Boone Beating" & I'm still confused as to what "The Basement" is & since its been brought up several times in this thread I thought I'd ask you guys...lol

[gscaleta]

well the basement is where you are now reading this. As for boone beatings - that's self explanatory

[LostinTrinity]

breaky, you are officially in the basement. It's their nickname for the post about anything forum since it used to be at the bottom. Now it's more like the 2nd floor.

Boone beating: I'll let someone else explain. Someone that's into that.

[cinderellabop]

A Boone beating is exactly what it says... the beating of Boone. We also deliver Boone-style beatings to those who deserve it, but we don't do it here in this thread, because it is a safe thread.

The basement is where you are now... also known as the "Lostaways Community Area."

[jekelish]

Boone beatings? ah yes, those magical things we like to call Boone beatings...i want to be in a roving gang of street toughs who delivers Boone beatings without mercy. oh, what a christmas wish...

:hat

and if anyone knows what i'm talking about, please let me know, because i havent a clue.

[morbius47]

jek - i believe you were talking about boone beatings , try to keep up

[edens demise]

Did someone say Boone beatings?

[SecondBreakfast417]

I found out when I asked in the chat a little while ago...thanks guys, I no longer feel as stupid:D

[morbius47]

So 2nd breakfast, let me get this straight, you actually feel smarter after visiting the chat room?

That's never happened before.

Oh - maybe it's that theory of Locke's - crazy people don't know they are crazy, they think they are getting more sane. Welcome to the other side of the looking glass 2ndB.

[gscaleta]

yes and welcome to purgatory where anything can happen and all things are 10% off while supplies last.

[jekelish]

10% off!? ooh, and just in time for the holidays!

:hat

[MangaKhan]

Cinder,

Sorry I was unable to answer your question yesterday.

Logan's Run was an awesome 70's sci fi movie. In order not to be killed when they reached 30, people would leave the domed city in search of "sanctuary".

It really is a good movie, although kids today might find it cheesey.

It has the greatest handgun special effects of all time though.

Sorry I missed out on the group hug. Maybe we can do some more pipeweed and do some more hugging today.

[Lockeness Monster]

No Magna she is gone.. She posted 100 times...


I highly doubt she will be back......................

[MangaKhan]

Yeah, I saw you in another post and rushed back here to edit.

For what it's worth, I thought it was fun. I got suspicious as your 19 seemed more like 13.

Hope you had fun too.

[morbius47]

So when is the Hippie love fest scheduled for? I missed the last one, and I'm kinda cranky.

[gscaleta]

yes i too am very cranky and want to joing the love fest. Plus morb's wife is busy so i need other options. Can we meet in the wine cellar?

[Lockeness Monster]

I agree I am in the mood for some groping I mean Group Hugging...

Nessie likes to be rubbed.... :|

[gscaleta]

nessie ever been rubbed by a little person?????????

[MangaKhan]

Just make sure you rub each other the right way this time.

[gscaleta]

yes manga and thanks we will. We have come to terms and decided we like nessie. She is as twisted as we and that is well and good. Nessie i'm still in the wine cellar waiting for the rubbing to commence.

[MangaKhan]

Can we have Beer in wine cellar? KHAN Likes Beer.

[SelfProjectRealized]

I always find that robot in Logan's Run very bizarre and I don't quite understand its place in the film world. And the end, when he destroys the computer/city with his mind... that always struck me as completely nonsensical in every possibly way.

Still... good movie.

[morbius47]

Cindybop, I would like to thank you for creating this thread, at the rate the others are getting shut down (because of the unending war) we will have nowhere else to play soon.

[cinderellabop]

Thank you, Morbius. I think a major hippie love fest is in order right now. Care to join me? I brought beer.

[morbius47]

Well Cindy - you drink the beer, that should make the lovefest go smoother.

[cinderellabop]

I actually brought it for the guys... I don't drink beer (blech!). For myself I have a big bottle of wine from the wine cellar.

[morbius47]

Alrighty then, let the fest commence....WOO HOO!

[cinderellabop]

Well, I guess a love fest is a good way to go out, no? Let's party!