What's In Your Clipboard? (The "Copy/Paste" Thread)

[Lyra Ngalia]

The point of this game is to simply hit ctrl+v (or command+v if you're on a mac, I think) on your keyboard and post whatever is hanging around on your computer's clipboard.

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/02/15/pics-of-nissan-terranaut-reveal-vehicle-perfect-for-picard-and-h/

[feigenbaum]

I don't get it....Could you try and explain it?

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

You ever "cut & paste" ??? Just hit paste and post whatever the last thing you copied or cut. Ctrl+V is the shortcut for "paste".

[camelsmoker]

http://www.badsamaritan.com/

***warning***
may contain material not suitable for children

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

I copied this earlier...

itunes will be your best bet, unless you want to download it illegally.


So there, I pasted it..

[Peter Brichs]

Okay, you asked for it. None of you are going to understand this, so first a little story. This is not the only board I'm a member of - one of the other boards is a Danish board, called "Vatinas Portal" (no, you're ot supposed to erase the "t" and insert a "g" ;) ) On this boar, we have a story game. Every member posts three words, and then some other member postes three other words...
We have a total of 79 pages, and I've just collected all of the story in one .txt file, I then posted on the board.


Lille frans gik en tur som ville ende i det helt store spetakel, men desværre glemte han at sin fine bamse som var besat af nissen der ikke kunne lide katten Mitzy, som gik rundt i haven og "hyggede" sig med sin teddybjørn som der havde små lysegrønne poter der kunne lyse som en agurk tilsat en smule stjerneanis der gokkede sig selv i hovedet.
"Hvorfor har du sådan en grim dims på din store næse?" spurgte Frank sine næsehår.
Ved toppen af bjerget sad en stor lille tyk nisse og spiste forårsruller, mens han legede gemmer med en lille libanesisk statsminister fra folketinget, som ville indføre animekrav for russiske kokkeelever, der hellere ville danse vals med overvægtige tyske køer, som ser MTV, mens de drikker sig stive med en stor flaske med en ukendt lugt af vaskebjørn.
Frans tænkte, at store damer ville prøve på at tvinge Frans til at slå knuder med sin store flotte skinnende kæle-anakonda, som har en tendens til at spise mus af mug med et overtræk af chokolade og æble/appelsin/ost/banan/kokus krymmel og trøffelsovs ala gris-gris i selskab af satan i stramt lyserød latex dragt med blomster på.
Tiden gik langt, men væltede over en mur af meget små lyserøde dansende irske nisser. Udover denne utrolige, uoverkommelige, 20cm høje kæmpe der var bange for sit ego, men Tiden gik sammen med Skæbnen. De skulle besøg en gammel bessemor med gule tænder, som bor højt oppe over regnbuen i dalens dybemørke våde dyb der dufter af liljer. Pludselig sprang aben Lulu frem med Frank på sin store behårede storetå, der stank af gammel ost udover det normale.
Lulu begyndte at hoppe op på en KÆMPE badebold der var punkteret. Skuffelsen over dette fik Lulu til at græde sig beruset og skrige. "JEG VIL HAVE EN NY PONY! DEN SKAL VÆRE LYSSEPINK MED SKRIGGRØNNE FARTSTRIBER!" skreg hun, da der pludselig kom en flyvende død due ned. På den stod: "Pas på, Frans og hans sindsyge hund er på anabolske steroider og kokasser. Men ellers ville den intet. Men så faldt Naruto ned grinende fra den høje stol."
"Underlig besked," tænkte Frans, men så skete det umulige; Frans fik hæmorider der var så store, at de knap nok kunne spises. Han skyndte sig til kongen for at få mere mad til sin syge hæmoride, der havde en gul krykke der var stjålet.
Kongen sagde: "Nu skal vi alle hen til parken for at spille Ping Pong." Frans råbte: "KONGEN SKAL TAGE BORDET MED!" Lulu hoppede glad op på Ping Pong bordet med en banan og dansede tango til Towa No Hana. Så kom julemanden med sin toptunede rensdyrs-karet og smed en stor lyssepink elefanttise lige foran Lulu, som straks sprang op og ramte slæden. Julemanden blev slået ud af sammenstødet, men Lulu havde midificeret bordtennisbordet, så bordet kunne absorbere stødet og klappes sammen til en klapvogn.
Klapvognen havde to megasmå æbler der blev til appelsiner. Appelsinerne gad ikke lige stille på deres små, meget lugtende fødder. Derfor gad vi ikke følges med dem. Så derfor gik de væk fra ping pong bordet i stilhed. Frans syntes det var synd for julemandens små lus, som havde fået smæk af Rudolf og hans slæng, som hader sne og små, bløde dunnisser uden huer.
De kunne ikke holde varmen og satte sig derfor ikke ved ilden da den var frosset til. De gik derfor over til isen som var begyndt at blive til store flammer. Flammerne gad ikke slukkes, så de i et stort karneval, hoppede på elefantens højre, mellemste rygsøjle. Hvilket var umuligt, da elefanten lissom ikke var en med flere forskellige cirkulære, trigonometriske omstændigheder, da den sagde: "BØH!", i stedet for at sige: "Hej med dig!", hvilket faktisk var en ganske god grund.
Men så kom Børge pludselig. Børge havde en sort hat på. Den sorte hat kunne skifte form til en stor og meget mærkelig orange abrikos, men da børge forsøgte at spise den sagde den: "Stop!" Børge blev chokeret. Da han ikke spiser lillae frøer kunne han jo bare tage at summon'e Donatello og Batman, ved at hive i den orange abrikos som blev til en stol.
Stolen var lavet af lys chokolade med vanilie cola, som smager af chokolad vanilie cola uden sukker, men med masser af afførignsmidler som lugtede slemt. I lørdags gik Børge ind i Fantask og købte en stor gang Pokémon tærte. Dagen efter kastede han hele tærten efter Signe, som fik den lige i sylten. Straks derefter skyndte hun sig hen for at tvære mere tærte i hovedet på sig selv. Så kom Lars og gjorde Signe meget, meget sur fordi han sagde noget forkert om hendes sengevaner, som var ren S/M og flasker.
Dagen efter gik hun til næste mand som ikke vidste at hun havde Lars i tankerne da han gav hende bank. Imens, hjemme hos hende, sad Lars og solgte nøgenbilleder af Signe. For jeg betaler godt 1000kr pr styk. Da Signe er helt vildt HOT og knepper Painnose hårdt i røven. Og i Grønland er der en venligtsindet deodorantproducent, som laver en dejlig parfume til mænd og kvinder som stinker af blomster og urtegær blandet op med en liflig duft af lort og pis.
Parfumen kom på flaske den første, og Shrimpman testede den på Lars og sig selv og Rohde, der ikke kunne forstå hvor duften kom fra, så han kom til at dyppe hovedet i den anden blanding med gylle fra afdelingen for lettere nørdede damer. Et par leopardlæderskindstrusser med plyssede små frække billeder på kastanjer. Birthe gik ud fra at hun havde fået trusserne af Karl og Åse. Hun begyndte straks at tænde på dem og hældte derfor margarine på stagen og så fik hun en omgang rundt om Karl.
Dagen efter gik de en lang tur gennem Randers og resten af håndboldholdet.
De Danske Mamelukjægere, som dræbte mange mamelukker: De drog ud på togt i det syd-saharaianske klima. Der mødte de to meget sindsforvirrede personer som gik og legede Pingviner sammen med Bush. Lars og Signe sad på stranden på Grønland, og kyssede intinmt hinanden og pinvingerne jublede fordi de også var på Grønland og kyssede intimt.
Senere på aftenen begyndte pingvinerne at hyppe et gammelt møl, der var lidt støvet. Men i ren kådhed lugtede den ikek så meget som pinvingerne og så var den lidt slimet og grøn. Det grønne glimt i øjnene havde sin effekt på disse fabelagtige grønne øjne med små spiralformede pingviner. Ugen efter kom der to seje ulve og startede et fitkivt program. Programmet handlede om hvordan man snyder hele verden og stjæler folks penge.
Den dag det lykkedes at ramme Rohde i hovedet med en gummisut græd han hele vejen hjem. Da han skulle videre ringede han til Ashley_S for at græde endnu mere over at hun ikke måtte få en ny film med hovedrollerne hos Signe og Birger. De skulle lave det største og bedste stand-up action komedie show nogensinde i l'bet af de film. Cutie Honey ville gerne farve Lars frøn for tredje gang, men denne her gang sagde Lars: "Nej, det her gider jeg slet ik'!"
Cutie blev skuffet da Lars sagde det, men så smækkede Cutie bare Lars i hand kugler, så hans øjne rullede rundt om jorden et par gange, hvor de blev til mos, som der smagte dårligt. Lars var selvfølgelig meget hadt af alle der kendte ham - pånær en enkelt som elskede ham, og han hedder Rohde. Rohde var meget sær og utrolig umobil at han ikke kunne gøre andet end være venner med folk som kun var så sære som Frost!
Dagen efter skød han derfor en gåd. Cutie ville helst ikke spise gåsen, da den stank ar Lars. Han troede at det blev Lars der kom for sent hjem. Lars kom 3 dage før at han kunne sparke Jens i navlen.
Det næste skib der sejlede fra Skosborg til helsingør. I midten af skibet sad Lars og spillede med sin meget store yo-yo sammen med Rohdes meget lille hjerne. Rohdes hjerne føltes lidt som Lars' tunge, så Lars begyndte at slikke på Rohdes højre fortand, da Shrimpman kom go kvalte sig selv. Da prinsessen hørte at terningerne faldt, skyndte hun sig at synge for Shrimpman. Shrimpman kunne ikke skide fordi han ville høre hvordan det lyder når man tager livet af en halvdød grilkylling med grågrønne øjne der udstråler rendyrket ondskab.
Birthe fra Nørrebro ville meget gerne se Frost igen, men han var jo på skibet så derfor besluttede hun at hun ville stå på skibet når det var tid til borde det fra Aarhus havn. Hun slagtede alle, som stod i vejen for hendes ægte kærlighed som er langt langt borte på et skib som skulle mødes med hende på kajen.
Lars tænkte kommer hun ikke min søde pingvin så jeg kan se hendes smukke øjne og kysse hende godnat. Mens hun lægger under dynen tænker hun kun på Frost og hvorfor han tog færgen væk med en gaffel og ikke en ske med +42 til at score hende med, så hun ikke ville løbe væk fra ham men flytte så til Lang Bortistan hvor han var på vej fra sit ensomme tilverelse hos pingvinen men han huskede en dag hvor han lovede at komme hjem igen med hende ved sin side.
De skyndte sig langt væk fra Rohde fordi han havde hygget sig for meget med sin kørestol, og nu kunne han få love at leve med al den ensomhed han kunne få fordi Frost var taget af sted til Lang Bortistand sammen med hans søde pingvin som han elsket MEGET MEGET højt. Shrimpman kom en reje i Frost's tøj så han kunne spores langt væk på grund af den specielle farve. Lille Frans ledte videre efte Frost der var beskæftiget med pingvinen i Lang Pokker -spillet, som går ud på at redde pingviner fra at få hedeslag.
Frans søgte hans egen lille, som sjovt nok var noget af papmache der kunne hoppe helt af hvis bare man pilde ved det hvilket frans uheldigvis kom til at gøre en dag. Så hans egen mor begyndte at skælle ham ud og overdænge ham med slag, så Frans begyndte at tude helt overskruet om pingviners lyster. Men Frans' mor hoppede op til Frans, som lå og var helt tænt, så hun måtte holde lidt igen så hun ikke ville blive skældt ud af myndihederne for upassede opførsel.
Frans gik i to timer før han endelig fandt en pingvin som humpede rundt som en tosse men han gik ud på en planke alene uden nogen form for ledsagelse. Da han faldt og slog sig, begyndte han at græde så meget at hans øjne lindede noget der var sat som fluge fangere i en helt flaske honning, som var rådden og lugtede af gammel sur ost . Han rejste sig og sprang i flodens gullig-grå-grønne-grumsede vand kun med et enkelt lille difust-formet krumpring.
Efter et uheld på en inde i venuses bane kunne han hoppe let og sundere ind i svensk pølseret. Efter turen gik han ned langs standen. På standen mødte han den smukkeste pige i hele Vesterstandby, hvorefter han skubbede hende i et stort basin fyldt med svovlsyre og lyserøde vingummibamser. Han spiste vingummibamserne og pigen, hvorefter han blev beskyldt for et bankrøveri i Vladivostok. Dette var fetd fordi loven slet ikke var som her i landet.
I stedet blev han hyldet med sprut og penge i massevis. Desværre var han i en så uheldig situation at banken tog dem alle, og kom nudler i hans gevinstpose i stedet for. Så gik han ud og tog kjole på, fordi han følte sig sulten, efterosm det var meget lang pølsedag.
Under pølsedag var der tradition for morgenmad. Dette skulle serveres af smuk, ung hvalros med fletninger og langt skæg der var farvet lyserødt og havde blomster flettet ind mellem halmstrå. Dog blev halmstrående så klistrede at de smagte meget af noget sødt lakrids. Han proppede det i munden med to pinge, dom gik i stykker. Lars gik i spåner over dette og hev halmen af halsen på ham den anden, der faldt om og lå md en halvrådden tudse i hver sko.
Skoene var lavet af tudselæder og hør, blandet op med mel og fløde. Denne blanden er ekstremt holdbar, hvilket var grunden til at det blev brugt så meget at det var en mangelvare overalt. Derfor måtte man finde noget nyt og spændende loft. Dette loft var lavet af stærk tobak og sø lakridsrod blandet med gummi.
Et helt andet emne man skal ind på, er små dværge der ikke kan finde dne lille Rødhætte. Problemet med dem var at de ikke kunne synge Rødhættesagen mere, og var blevet ædt overalt. Sorteper kunne godt lide alle tonerne hun ikek kunne få frem, så han stoppede. Bagefter fandt Rapanden Rasmus en lang sofa som tilhørte en lille tommelfinger ved navn Tumtum.
Tumtum var en spøjs fætter, som sad på en sjov mands hånd. Manden var rigtig sur, og Tumtum kunne ikke lide at være gal. Faktisk så gal, at alle omkring dem ikke ikke kunne li'. Tumtum var altid meget ked af at månen var lavet af ost - gal ost! - for så gav intet mening, og mening er det vigtigste i hele verden! Derfor gik tumtum ingen steder, da meningen var væk. Men han sad og grublede over hvordan han endte der imellem alle de fingre, så han besluttede sig for at rejse ud til verdens ende.
Men det kunne finde armen ned til at han bar mere øl end nogen anden gedebuk. Derfor besluttede Lars sig for, at det ville kræve en hel dag. Dagen var næsten slut da han kom hen til Tumtum, så det var ikke andet end en spand med hul i bunden, der ikke kunne lappes. Lars satte sig midt i spanden og den var derfor meget gal og begyndte at bide ham i øret som en anden galdning.
Jørgine havde et grimt ar lige under den ene tå som var helt grønt og guldt med lilla prikker fra bund til top. Det gjorde desværre ikke så ondt at han måtte stoppe. Dagen var slut, og han var så sulten at han gik i gang med at synge julesange hele natten. Det kunne naboen desværre høre, så de blev meget gale på hanen. Hanen var en gammel, sindsyg djævel der havde nogle meget forskruede ideologier, der ikke ville være i stand til at danse med Lars på heroin, som også alle andre kunne elske og vil nyde som en flok af latterlige nørder der dansede yatta iført laksebrune strømpebukser og det var midt om vinteren, så moden var ude at køre med sin ven, Store Andemad, han var en sær gut.
Han var så træt af at hoppe på glasskår, som han jo ikke kunne finde sin hest, eftersom Lars red den omme bag busken, hvor Lise sad og pillede i sandet som ikke ville blive til et sandslot. Derfor blev hun sur på Peter. Peter var hendes livret. Han smagte ikke som de andre Petere hun havde spist før, men alligevel godt til alt. Julemanden havde ingen gaver med til de hvide køtere der kunne løbe hurtigere end enhver Peter Petere, som ikke kunne løbe særlig langsomt, så han kunne blive spist langsomt, fordi det ville ødelægge hendes dag.
Da dette ikke gav mening, spiste hun Menchi. Menchi kunne ikke forstå dette, men havde selv spist Daller og han var den bedste til at bage pandekager og flødeboller med krymmel. Men havde ingen betydning for det store punktum. Så lad det være i gryden med de andre ord og lad det simre til det er tid til at dobbeltposte og få smæk af tændstiksmanden, der er intolerant overfor dobbeltpostere der er i vejen og tynde. Derfor sagde tændstiksmanden: "Hør her, nu skal jeg lære dig noget om livet og om at få noget på den dumme. Alt du skal gøre er: tag en lille paryk på, og danse hullahulla med grev Ingolf. Så kan I også få et godt indlæg i avisen for 10 kroner."
Lars vågnede den 15. klokken 8, hvor det stadig sneede udenfor, så han blev glad da det var tid til PMVen hos Kalle. Tiden til den skulle gå hurtigt, fordi det var meget sne som ikke ville smelte. Dette var et problem, eftersom Delailah ikke kunne have både sne og varme om sommeren. Dette kan sneen ikke bile solbrun af solen som skinner meget højt og lyst. Lars vil gerne møde Delailah, som jo er hovedstaden i Kempai.
Tom boede i Delailah, og derfor mødte Lars midt-Delailah-Ole, som er en snemand uden solcreme, der blev solbrun fordi påskeharen var i færd med at spise æg med coco i næsen, men det var ikke så godt så han var meget sur, ligesom mælken under Rohdes seng, der knirker mere end nogensinde. Rohde og hans læbepomade havde smurt ledende i kattegrus og noget andet skidt, så det ikke virkede. Så derfor gik de deres vej.
I Afrika sad Signe med en forhammer over skulderen. Hun var glad for dem hammer, fordi det var meget stor og mægtig. Lars, derimod, var meget svag, og kunne ikke finde sin selvtillid. Så han var altså sbag. Det var trist, men sådan er livet i dagens Danmark.
Kasper elskede punktum, lige så meget som alle hestene ved søen i ørkenen - Oasen blev pludselig grøn og gul som Lars også blev. Mystisk. Alt blev mystisk, Lars blev bange, og Signe ligeså.
Mens alle de andre stod og kiggede på dem som var bange, tænkte Lars og Signe at det ikke var helt normalt at de var blandt de andre, men f*ck det. Så de valgte Knud, Søren og Dion til at finde Jens, som var forsvundet. De ledte i Egypten, men pga. signes PMS, opgav de og drak te med æblesmag. Egypterne fandt Lars i ske med Signe på hotellet. De var meget overraskede over at Egypterne ville have lavet en retssag imod Kii', fordi hun tvang Lars til at spise smørmadder. Køkkenet tog Lars sig, og dansede hele natten sammen me dKeira Knightlet, som han er dårlig til at score. Han blev vred, og råbte: "Du er en stor idiot, Keira! Du lugter af isbjørnetis og ost!".
Din store idiot!!! blev der råbt af Keira. Hun gav Lars en stor bunke penge, som han gav videre til Signe. Signe brugte dem på sig selv! Hun mente dog at flyet var under hendes standard, og derfor gik hun ud og dansede med Signe, da hun kom i tanke om at det kan være dumt at danse med sig selv, og hentede Dion i stedet til at danse, men Dion ville ikke danse. Han synes dans kun var for bøsser og balletdansere på syre.
Så hoppede de ind i en bus og kørte mod Langå, hvor Dion havde et får, som han elskede med i weekenderne. De andre synes det var klamt, da de ikke var med. Så de fik selv nogle geder, som de bandt sløjfer på, lige på halen så de var så flotte, at de klappede med fødderne. Derfor blev Dion misundelig og stjal Signe. Men det gjorde Lars vred, og han løb efter Keira Knightley, fordi Signe var hos Dion. Selvfølgelig gav Keira Lars tæv, som man ville mene han fortjente.
Fortvivlet prøvede Lars at finde dion, men uden held. Men han fandt den skjulte skat, som jens sad og passede på. Lars ville have en hoppebold af guld, men Jens ville have 50 tusinde kroner at sælge Peter, som han kaldte sin hårdeste sten af guld. Da Peter hørte det, lev han rød og råbte at "det er ikke din beslutning!". Så nu sov Peter så tungt under Rohdes kørestol hvor Jens havde anbragt en bombe, som skulle gøre Rohde lam. Men også flå Peter i stykker, for så ville Jens blive verdenshersker. Men(!) Yogioh var imod Jens for han elskede Peter meget.
Det synes Peter var egoistisk, da han selv elskede Jens. Jens og Peter kendte hinanden fra månen, hvor de begge havde levet sammen i kaninbure, så de kendte hinanden godt. De kendte også til sikkerheden ved øen fra Lost, så de solgte idéen til Hollywood. Det tjente de styrtende på, og købte øen og bor på den. Desværre bliver de jagtet af franskkvinder. Så de hyrede Jack & Co. som skal gøre kål på hende. De ville have en jumbojet og 1000 m16ere til at danse tango.
Der var ingen der ville se det tv-program, så derfor skiftede alle til Dr Phil. Han og Robin Hood sloges om hvem der var den største klovn i Cirkus. Resultatet var at ingen var en ko, som blev kaldt Casper. Men Casper eksisterede ikke, og det var han meget glad for. Så dion, Signe, Peter, Jens, Kasper og de andre valgte at besøge Ronni, der boede i Letland sammen med Shrek og Luna, midt i alpehytten på bjerget.
Bjerget lå midt i havet på den australske steppe om natten. Derimod var den Lost medt i havet på en kæmpe tidevandsbølge i maven på monstro. Monstro var en kæmpe tøjbamse lavet af hval og en solsikke som var rød. Gruppen, som består af monstret, solsikken, Peter og alle de andre (som forfatteren havde fundet på).
De gik fra torvet inde i Lost og til torvet i Ringsted, monstret var surt og meningen var at det skulle være logisk. Desværre kunne solsikken ikke danse salsa uden Lars, så den svømmede til Letland. Lars, imdilertid, var blevet fanget af Kaptajn klo fra skatte øen, så Kaster var glad! Han kunne ikke forstå hvorfor han ikke var fanget af Peppito. I over 1000 år ledte Peppito efter Signe, af mystiske gunde, måske var det kærlighed, men Jens var Jaloux.
Det var ikke så sært, da Dion havde fået PMS, hvilket er penge med skat efter et år. Skatten sad Jens på og spillede på sin lut. Den glade sang handlede om piger som Jens havde dusket i høet. Som den bonderøv han var i bukserne på sang, således var Jens totalt lækker efter selvsamme sang. Derfor kom han vidt omkring på gården og mødingen udenfor. Lars kom tit til at hoppe i møddingen, så han lugtede.
Alle var sure på Lars, da han dansede tango igennem stuen efter hjemisbilen, som var udenfor. De andre fandt det meget underholdende at springe ud fra en ko der stod ved møddingen, hvor de hoppede ud af universet! Ingen af dem troede at de kom til solen, men der var sgu godt nok varmt.
300.000 lysår væk sad Luke Skywalker og øvede sin jediteknik til at imponere Jens, som han har en forlekse-pille til. Pillen ville gøre Jens til Lukes droning, som han ville regere universet med. Signe kunne ikke finde sit kældedyr, så hun begyndte at opsøge Luke for at overtage Jens, som skal med signe hjem, for så skal de finde bøllemis.
"BØLLEMIS!!" sang Kasper, og frem sprang en kæmpe tiger! "HAHA, jeg vil vise dig hvad jeg kan," sagde bølletigeren, og tryllede Lars om til en kæmpe grøn slimklat som han kastede på en Frede som stod ved siden af Signe, som fik et kæmpe astmaanfald. Det fik hun tit, så ingen tog sig af hendes problemer, men Signe blev langsomt dårligere, så de stak alle af.
Peter vendte om og fandt Dion i gang med at løbe om efter Signe, da han faldt over Jens der lå med Luke i armene. De var vildt forelskede, kunne man tydeligt se. Men som Peter nu engang sagde: "Mænd er til for kvinders skyld, ikke for mænds!" Chuck Norris kom og hev Luke væk, for det havde han lyst til. Men det gik galt, da Luke ikke ville spise sine ærter.
Så blev Jens vild med Chuck og Anne, som var fra MGP.
De stillede alle op til en MGP, men de vandt ikke. I stedet for stilte de sig i en stor, firkantet cirkel. Det var umuligt, da det var onsdag, så de spiste grøn is ed grøn flødeskum og hindbærsmag. Mums, det smagte godt nok af grøn farve og hør. Hør er noget sjovt noget, der ikke skal spises til mælk, grilles i havet eller ryges. Pølser er megte bedre! Citroner kan dog også bruges, men de er sure. Så man skal huske ekstra kanel til opskriften, ellers går det helt i fisk og kage. Kage kan alle li', bortset fra Jens og Signe, der hadede Peter, fordi han lugtede af smør.
Peter var ked af at han var hadet af alle i verden, så han rejste til Nepal. Der mobbede munkene ham, til han græd. Signe, derimod, synes det var sjovt at hoppe rundt. Derfor hoppede hun rundt om Kronborg, og lige ind på skadestuen. Her blev hun læge, og forelskede sig i den første læge hun fandt. Han var hjernekirurg, og ufattelig smuk af en Igor at være. Så de blev gift og leve lykkeligt til deres naboers store irritation, for de levede også rigtig dårligt i et hus af Zink og Mangan.
Huset lugtede derfor a metal i kælderen. Derfor gik Kasper derned med Dion, da han faldt over dørtærsklen. Alle løb hen for at se Jens, der lige var kommet op fra Lukes. Tudende kom Luke på flyet. Han fløj hele jorden rundt på 2 dage. Det kunne Dion slet ikke klare, og fandt den største paddehat han kunne. Derfor var der ikke sne i kattens støvler.
Knud ville have en hest, så han fandt en påspændingshat, der skinnede som en Luger fra WWII.
"Lugere er seje!" råbte Lonnie.
"SQUEE!" råbte rotten på hvepsen, der stak Knud for at få ham væk derfra. Signe i alle tilfælde, var i gang med at tæve Marianne. Der var ingen der kendte Marianne, så de kom over for at heppe på Marianne, men desværre tabte Signe stort, så alle var glade. Da de skulle til at fejre det, ville de købe en KÆMPE isterning til signe, som trøst. Dette gav så stor bekymring at Marianne smed den i havet. Dette kølede de syv have, så de blev til is. Det Blev de andre sure over, da de ville fiske.
Lars fandt det bedst at tage regntøj på, fordi han ville ud og bade, men sen var for fed, så hen af den løb Peter. Jens løb efter, for løbe, det skulle han. Det sagde Rohde i hvert fald og Rohde var jo en stor nørd der fik bank hele tiden. Imidlertid var Signe helt nede i kulkælderen.
Jens havde kidnappet hende og det var galt, for Jens vidste at Signe ville hoppe på et skib og sejle helt til Okinawa. Kasper var godt på vej til Taiwan, hvilket var meget langt væk, og derfor havde hun taget en skrutetrækker med sig. Så hvis der var nogle skruer der var løse i folks hoveder, var Kasper med der ikke som flyvende kartofler i en kartoffelmos.
Hende Kasper var i virkeligheden Marianne. Det kom meget bag på Gert, som ingen ved hvem kender, dog var en stor del af befolkningen sikker på, at han hed Dennis. Dennis hedder Kasper og Kasper hed Anne-Marie, som hedder susanne, som hedder Mikkel. Alt dette blev meget forvirrende for alle børnene der hed Knud, undtagen Peder som tille hedde Balder oven på alteret.
I kirken var der ingen mennesker, så ingen så da krammebamsen Peter sparkede Lisbeth over skinnebenet. Ingen kunne tro at dette var sket, og derfor hoppede d væk. Krammebamsem Peter fik de underligste manier med at råbe og skrige af Gubbie, fordi han fortjente det. Gubbie var en fast Lorealbruger, og en stinkende sko-spiser. Alt dette gjorde Krammebamsen Peter gal, og han bed Gubbie i knæet. Krammebamsen Peter synes Gubbie smagte af ged. "AAAD"! sagde Krammebamsen Peter

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

BTW, we have one those here. 3 Word Game.

[timbo910]

blockbuster@custhelp.com

i had to email blockbuster online and b*tch them out

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

(http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/01/31/17/image_1317311.jpg)http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/01/31/17/image_1317311.jpg (http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/01/31/17/image_1317311.jpg)

I think I posted this image in the hot girls thread.... who knows...

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Scotch + monkeys= ass-kicking by chuck norris

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

...Don't ask.

[Shai]

Imogen Heap - Candlelight (http://imogen-heap-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Candlelight.html)

(I was playing a song guessing game somewhere else I think)

[Lyra Ngalia]

Current US citizen

Not sure why that's in my clipboard, but there ya go.

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

LOL, your an idiot!

Hmm..

[Momofsamty]

Hmm..

:rotfl:

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

I am strangely addicted to this thread :p

Of course...

Momo, you called me on that one.

[feigenbaum]

In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

(When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's amore
Lucky fella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's amore, (amore)
That's amore

Now I think I know why that is there...

[Momofsamty]

Of course...

Momo, you called me on that one.

With love Sweetie, with only love.

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

A conversation with ILLB is only going one direction. ;)

Added this to the "Classic" collection.

[Momofsamty]

Added this to the "Classic" collection.

Indeed

[YouFirst]

Scotch + monkeys= ass-kicking by chuck norris

:rotfl:

Oh. My. God.

[Peter Brichs]

http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=829&pos=927


had to post this in another thread...

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

4/5/06

No idea.

[Lyra Ngalia]

http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20060217a/Sol746A_P2364_L7-A746R1_br.jpg

[Mattie]

*pastes*

Don't tell me what I should do, I'll watch you fade away.

[Shai]

TXHD

part of a voucher code for a website :)

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

You really don't want to know what's on my clipboard....

[feigenbaum]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/ultimate_transformer.shtml

[Rocky Raccoon]

It's simple:

Just press CTRL+V and post whatever you have copied.

I'll start it off:

John says:
Dogs everywhere!

[I Like Freckles]

potential


(no idea where that came from)

[RoseArienh]

:celebrate :celebrate

Congrats

ILE

on 9800

:celebrate :celebrate


now you know I stole this

[mikashuman]

Tappahannock (http://tappahannock.whiteyellowpages.com/)

[korndiddy]

mac & cheese

don't ask

[SonOfSawyer]

[/quote]

I was posting ...

[Syndyla]

:clap:

[Noav Sigless]

I love the idea of this thread but................
I do a lot of modding in Spoilers. I think I better resist the temptation.

[Syndyla]

The Uncanny Valley



Why are monster-movie zombies so horrifying
and talking animals so fascinating?



Written and illustrated by Dave Bryant


Japanese roboticist Doctor Masahiro Mori is not exactly a household name—but, for the speculative fiction community at least, he could prove to be an important one. The reason why can be summed up in a simple, strangely elegant phrase that translates into English as “the uncanny valley”.
Though originally intended to provide an insight into human psychological reaction to robotic design, the concept expressed by this phrase is equally applicable to interactions with nearly any nonhuman entity. Stated simply, the idea is that if one were to plot emotional response against similarity to human appearance and movement, the curve is not a sure, steady upward trend. Instead, there is a peak shortly before one reaches a completely human “look” . . . but then a deep chasm plunges below neutrality into a strongly negative response before rebounding to a second peak where resemblance to humanity is complete.
http://www.arclight.net/~pdb/nonfiction/uncanny-valley-1.gif This chasm—the uncanny valley of Doctor Mori’s thesis—represents the point at which a person observing the creature or object in question sees something that is nearly human, but just enough off-kilter to seem eerie or disquieting. The first peak, moreover, is where that same individual would see something that is human enough to arouse some empathy, yet at the same time is clearly enough not human to avoid the sense of wrongness. The slope leading up to this first peak is a province of relative emotional detachment—affection, perhaps, but rarely more than that.
The figure to the right diagrams this curve of emotional response, plotting it (from top to bottom) first against how closely an entity’s motion resembles human movement, then against physical resemblance to human appearance, and last against a synthesis of the two. It is significant to note, judging from the relative depth of the curves, that Dr. Mori apparently considers motion more important than simple appearance, though he stresses that both are affected at least as much by subtle nuances as by more striking factors.
The conclusion drawn by the good doctor is that designers of robots or prosthetics should not strive overly hard to duplicate human appearance, lest some seemingly minor flaw drop the hapless android or cyborg into the uncanny valley—a fate to be dreaded by all concerned. He maintains instead that a prosthesis or a robot should be visibly artificial, but smart and stylish in appearance, placing it somewhere near the top of the first peak. This ethos, incidentally, can be seen clearly in a great many science fiction and fantasy manga and animé stories.
The same factors that inspired Doctor Mori to research and describe the uncanny valley and the rest of the curve to which it belongs are of immediate concern to any creator of fantasy or science fiction. Aside from the readily apparent potential for careful tailoring of a character’s or species’ “look and feel” to evoke a specific reaction from the audience, there are some perhaps surprising possibilities and consequences.

[ILoveEko]

http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/dancemonkey.gif

[oceanic_lisa]

Porpoise Spit

[RoseArienh]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18384

[oceanic_lisa]

Don't Shed A Tear

[Alostcause]

Quebec trip comin' up.

[Think]

MOMO!!!!!!!

[sunnyskies]

Scripture Reading Heather

[VeeAyetheCPA]

:yayconfet:yayconfet Congratulations to Syndyla on 800!

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

ten feet long and two inches wide

[-FOUND-]

Personally I like the fact that they left the resolution out of the movie because this lets the viewer wonder and decide for himself/herself if the conflict between the Capulets and the Montagues is resolved.

[TheTempest]

Fluggs--

[lawn_boy]

Deseo trabajar allí para hacer las buenas cosas para mi comunidad y para tener nuevos amigos.

..not like I was on a translating website, or anything...

[redneck once removed]

the Oasis (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17073)

[truffula]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e41/truffula/Smilies/fozzie.gif

[Bekka]

You got MERRRRGED!

(Hehe, I know Rocky will get a laugh. There was already one of these.)

;)

[Bekka]

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny


P.S. ^^^^^^^^^That is my ctrl/v. lol... I think I was adding some bunnies to the Congrats Freck thread.

[redneck once removed]

Summer Nights

[I Like Freckles]

*hopes to get MERRRRGGED later* hehe :p

[/threadjack]

http://www.sondb.com/fun/images/LornapattersonAirplane.jpg

(see my post in the old SPCD thread for explanation of that)

[Rocky Raccoon]

But.....But....I.....searched and.....and......

Oh God! Oh...OH GOD!

:Cowdance:

And ETA: Techno/Rock (That's my CTRL+V, I'm trying to add genres to all my songs on iTunes)

[roswellian]

AUTH COACH Signature photo frame keyring 4 handbag tote (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/#)


just doing some ebaying.

[OMG its LFG]

erlerokcho

[korndiddy]

blood

??????

[oceanic_lisa]

TPN/PPN prior to admission

(work stuff... needed a break!)

[The_Island]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4167/webtree7yq.jpg

The Lost-TV family tree

[mikashuman]

That's an old one TI. You now have Scullygirl as your baby sister. :p

[VeeAyetheCPA]

:yayconfet:yayconfet Congratulations to Ralf on 5,600!

[supermodel]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=640980&postcount=2417 (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=640980&postcount=2417)

Uh oh, don't click it, webmaze stuff does not belong in GD!!!

But it's the only thing on my clipboard....

ETA: there I spoiler tagged it.

[foxxie]

:yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet :yayconfet

That's it! LOL!

[Wanna-be Buddha]

Junichiro Koizumi

[The_Island]

http://72.9.235.11/~jfiles/bork/chat/images/smilies/dancemonkey.gif the dreaded monkey dance

[A Lost Cause]

http://www.lostaddiction.com/phpBB2/index.php?sid=693795ace67243105160e082ac489a70
I was just copying this for someone. Go there!

[Syndyla]

I have been meaning to get in touch with you but never seem to get to it--I'm a terrible procrastinator.

[camelsmoker]

:nanabobo:

[redneck once removed]

the Oasis (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17073) L;)L

[Rocky Raccoon]

[[~:pMacJOHNington:p~]]Come on, FEEL THE ILLINOISE! Where have your walls gone? I think about it now..

[Pippa]

i've been working on sigs and avatars tonight, so probably a picture or something. Here we go...



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/laluna/1.jpg
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/laluna/1.jpg)

[RidersOnTheStorm]

Card[] cards = new Card[deck.numCardsRemaining()];
for (int i=0; i < this.deck.numCardsRemaining(); i++)
{ cards[i] = this.deck.nextCard();

[Syndyla]

Syn, stop showing that pic........:mad: :nanabobo: :rolleyez:

[redneck once removed]

40,000Americans every year are injured by toilets

[Syndyla]

:celebrate :blinkie::blinkie: :bunny: :yayconfet :yayconfet:blinkie::yayconfet :yayconfet:bunny::blinkie: :blinkie: :celebrate

[truffula]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7972/dorkusmalorkus5sr.jpg

[Mr. Cluck]

Why did the plane(s) crash?

I was responding to a poll.

[RidersOnTheStorm]

It would be naïve to endeavour to single out one individual reason to explain the failure of the Paris Commune. There were, as in most historical events, numerous issues and influences that led to it collapse. The conviction in the invincibility of revolutionary soldiers and their cause without doubt hastened its military disintegration. Many of the National Guard, and even many of its commanders saw no danger in its lack of organisation or military prowess. The devastating attempts at breaking out of Paris, or Levee én Masse as they became known, prove this. Similarly, the Parisians never had any objectives to work towards. Beyond the idea of a Republic and their own freedom, very few focused and realisable ideas ever came out of the Commune. As mentioned before, ideas such as a Federation of Communes were impractical. As this essay has emphasized there are perhaps two reasons that were key to the Commune's failure.

The first was its lack of a system of government.

[redneck once removed]

GT Avalanche 3.0 bike

[SelfProjectRealized]

[/CENTER]

[redneck once removed]

the Oasis (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17073)

[Lucent]

http://abc.go.com/primetime/jimmykimmel/index.html




Oh, huh. Right, I was showing that to TPTP.

[RidersOnTheStorm]

"One of the most profound games of that entire era"

[Dionysus]

Lucent, funny I have that too. I was hoping to hear from Hugh.

http://abc.go.com/primetime/jimmykimmel/index.html

Nope, Nada!

[supermodel]

phone: xxxxx Fax xxxxxx

Edited, of course. It was a phone and fax number in Cameroon.

[FALLENWINGZ11]

Learning to draw, or at least making the attempt to learn, can improve your skills


*Email back to someone wanting a job

[redneck once removed]

/quote]

[Dharmit]

the same thing that is usually on my clipboard ~ Stacey
http://i4.tinypic.com/10gk3th.jpg

[redneck once removed]

symphony

[FALLENWINGZ11]

2.2 PROJECT A

[supermodel]

Proyecto NINA partners and the Pastoral Movilidad.

[blondiejam]

:celebrate

[camelsmoker]

._.. __ ... _

[OMG its LFG]

how are u, i am very happy to send this message of mine to u, am Ayodele from Nigeria, am a cool and calm guy am single. pls if u are intrested in me u can holla me ayzlove2002@yahoo.com thanx i care.


thank goodness he cares.. no clue who this person is.

[korndiddy]

unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps

From Macbeth, I'm doing a paper on it.

[MayBear]

http://zhurnal.lib.ru/img/a/ahmatow_a_a/elvira/superwoman.jpg

(not for the faint of heart :scared: )

[FALLENWINGZ11]

x2 equation

[camelsmoker]

:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:Hippy: :Hippy: :Hugglepounce: :Cowdance: :rockon: :celebrate :celebrate :celebrate :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :musik29: :musik29: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Rocky Raccoon]

Hmmmm, absolutely nothing on my clipboard.

:(

[TheTempest]

:Headbang: :Hugglepounce: :p ;) :D :cool: :goodvibes :music: :jester: :thumbs_up :heartpump:hyper::worshippy :celebrate :celebrate :celebrate :celebrate :worshippy :Hippy::worshippy:musik29: :blinkie: :blinkie: :blinkie: :blinkie: :blinkie: :blinkie: :blinkie: :wave2:

[supermodel]

put the fluent English speakers out in no man's land on the subway line and put

*from an email

[VeeAyetheCPA]

WWF5ISBJIGdvdCBhIGJpbmFyeSdkIEh1Z2dsZXBvdW5jZSBmcm 9tIFRydWZmeSEhIEhlcmUgaGF2ZSBhIGJhc2U2NCdkIEh1Z2ds ZXBvdW5jZSBmcm9tIG1lISEgSGVoZS4=

[IwannaBlost]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/postwhore8yv.gif

[supermodel]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=645396&postcount=2508

don't click it, it's website stuff

[MayBear]

http://www.jaredandlindsay.com/image/sketchbook/lc_2004/girlfriends.jpg

[VeeAyetheCPA]

:yayconfet:yayconfet Congratulations to truffula on 6,700!

[lostsurvivor23]

~I was sending my mother in law this joke I got.~


A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." Stunned, the young man says, "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her," she says.

[ILoveEko]

I just got to this...I think shush is the way Canadians say raw fish.

---
Was quoting rottenralf. :p

[The_Island]

:hyper:

[feigenbaum]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/feigenbaum2/00000000000000.jpg

[The_Island]

docs/dcx_contract.doc

[supermodel]

HIV/AIDS Regional Technical Advisor

[TheTempest]

:( (http://www.animationlibrary.com/a-l/?n=image.php3&image_id=2671)

[ILoveEko]

Tinkie Winkie ... LOL

[Sweet One]

:Cowdance::musik29: :Cowdance: :musik29: :Cowdance: :musik29: :Cowdance:
Congratulations to
:Hippy: Mika for 3000 :Hippy:
:blinkie: Vee for 3500 :blinkie:
:)TI for 4400:)
:heartpumpWifey for 10230 (since I think I forgot 10200):heartpump
:wizard: Dion for 1800 :wizard:
:Cowdance::musik29: :Cowdance: :musik29: :Cowdance: :musik29: :Cowdance:

[ILoveEko]

:sorry:

[The_Island]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1364&d=1148486691

[MayBear]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1364&d=1148486691

[TheTempest]

Ok stop it!!!! ^^^
I have the hiccups from laughing so hard!!!
hehehehe!

[MayBear]

Hey Island!!! I made that for Ralf!!! :no-no:

:D

[The_Island]

and i sent it to everyone i know :D

[Sweet One]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20140&page=17

[supermodel]

Chief of STD/AIDS Section, Shenyang Center for Disease Control and Prevention

[The_Island]

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[TheTempest]

^^Can you say...STALKER???^^

[Alostcause]

POLICE: You're under arrest.

[The_Island]

i dont believe that stuff was in your clipboards

[Bekka]

http://www.giantstepsbooks.com/images/hats/A5513.jpg

[MayBear]

Persephone

[truffula]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e41/truffula/Random%20Pics/9-22.jpg

[Dorkfish]

about that season finale....... i kinda liked it. and if eko and desmond are dead..... i will be sooooo angry. but i thought the best part of the whole thing was when Claire gave Charlie that kiss.... i thought it was just the sweetest thing ever. can someone agree with me???????

this was just a post I copied from someone........

[TheTempest]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=659561&postcount=11323

[korndiddy]

hannahbananna

I have no clue where that came from.

[Jinjur]

https://www/paypal.com/us/ewf/f=act_email

[Syndyla]

Since the pH scale is logarithmic, equal intervals on the pH scale do not correspond to equal intervals on the {H+}. For this reason, it is not correct to take arithmetical means or averages of pH values.

[TheTempest]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/TheTempestPics/e5dabab0.jpg

[Dorkfish]

<embed allowScriptAccess="never"src="http://www.freeflashtoys.biz/apps/countdown.swf?maturity=0611032100B0851101161051080 32076111115116032083101097115111110032051032115116 097114116115" quality="high" wmode="transparent" bgcolor="..cccccc" width="350" height="60" name="humwear" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" />

[Zelmo]

"Google search: People who read Lost-TV Forum that actually have a life

Google Results: 0 Entries Found. Would you like to refine your search?"

-z-

(Well, you asked !)

[TheTempest]

<embed allowScriptAccess="never"src="http://www.freeflashtoys.biz/apps/countdown.swf?maturity=0611032100B0851101161051080 32076111115116032083101097115111110032051032115116 097114116115" quality="high" wmode="transparent" bgcolor="..cccccc" width="350" height="60" name="humwear" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" />
That is sooooooooo cool!!! likey likey!

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

fueledbyramen.com/panic/contest

[TheTempest]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/nilcamiel/icons/rule11.png

[MayBear]

:rotfl:

[RidersOnTheStorm]

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English

25% Yankee

15% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofamericanenglishdoyouspeakquiz/

[The_Island]

115TM97962L52QU

[foxxie]

Henry Ian Cusick

[The_Island]

http://www.twowheelforum.com/images/smilies/postwhore.gif

[Sweet One]

My apologizes for the delay. Here is the list of Q1 -06 top flight Vision Source accounts.

[The_Island]

http://www.twowheelforum.com/images/smilies/postwhore.gif :D

[the_real_ptb]

Apparently I had just coppied some work related stuff right before lunch. It may be a little hard to read so do so at your own risk. ALTERNATE TOP TRANSVERSE BARS IN SLAB SHALL BE
SUPPORTED BY INDIVIDUAL BAR CHAIRS AT APPROX.
3'-0 CENTERS. BOTTOM LONGITUDINAL BARS SHALL BE
SUPPORTED BY CONTINUOUS BAR CHAIRS AT APPROX.
4'-0 CENTERS.
THE SLAB THICKNESS DIMENSION IS MINIMUM. ANY
TOLERANCES NECESSARY TO CORRECT CONSTRUCTION
DISCREPANCIES ARE TO BE PLUS ( + ).
MARK
REQ'D
BENT
COAT
BAR
NO.
LENGTH
BILL OF BARS
LOCATION
NOTE:
S501
S402
S503
S606
S607
S608
S609
4-0
AT END OF DECK
AT INTERIOR RAIL POSTS
SLAB, BOTTOM, TRANSVERSE
SLAB, BOTTOM, LONGIT.
AT END RAIL POSTS
45%%d
10"
S501
AT INTERIOR RAIL POSTS
CENTERLINE OF SUBSTRUCTURE UNITS.
TRANSVERSE BARS SHALL BE PLACED PARALLEL TO THE
2'-0"
SLAB, TOP, LONGIT.
X
X
0.50 PT.
0.10 PT.
BOTTOM OF SLAB
CAMBER DIAGRAM
C/L WEST ABUT.
C/L EAST ABUT.
8
3'-0"
1'-0"
S404
4-0
X
S607
S608
X
X
X
X
X
DIMENSIONS IN BENDING DETAILS ARE OUT TO OUT OF BAR.
BUN-
DLE
WIRE BARS TOGETHER
@ 2'-0" CTR'S.
BUNDLING
DETAIL
S1005
5'-9"
X
2
12-0
AT END RAIL POSTS
X
12-0
29-6
7-8
S609
CAMBER SPAN AS SHOWN TO PROVIDE FOR THEORETICAL DEADLOAD
DEFLECTION & FUTURE PLASTIC FLOW. CAMBER DOES NOT
INCLUDE ALLOWANCE FOR FORM SETTLEMENT.
0.90 PT.
3/8"
1 1/8"
3/8"
2'-2"
53
49
49
27
55
20
12
42-6
37-6
SLAB, TOP, TRANSVERSE
X
END OF DECK
S402
C/L ABUT.
S503
SPACING
SPACING
S402
S1005 @ 6" CTR'S.
20 SPA. @ 1'-0" = 20'-0"
PARTIAL LONGIT. SECT. THROUGH RDWY.
MIN.
2"
6"
3"
2"
3/4" BEVEL
NOT TO SCALE
S404 @ 1'-0" CTRS.
6"
1 1/2"
2 1/2"
CL.
CL.
1'-10"
C/L WEST ABUT.
WEST END
PLAN
5'-0"
30%%176
10"
9"
S1005 (BUNDLED)
12 SPACES AT 1'-0" = 12'-0" (S404)
25 SPA. @ 6" = 12'-6"
S402 @ 1'-0"
12'-0" CLEAR ROADWAY
S503 @ 9" OR 1'-0"
2%
6"
S1005
TYP.
S404
TYP.
FACE OF RAIL
3"
1'-0"
ABOUT C/L BRIDGE
9"
1'-10"
29-6
CROSS SECT. THROUGH RDWY.
NOTES
S404
1'-3 1/4"
1'-6 1/4"
(MIN.)
10 SPA. @ 1'-0" = 10'-0"
OF DECK
S402
S503
S1005
(2 OUTER BARS ONLY)
NORTH
*
*
MARK SIGNIFIES THE BAR SIZE
THE FIRST DIGIT OF 3 DIGIT AND FIRST 2 DIGITS OF A 4 DIGIT BAR
BAR SPACING SYM.
S501 @ 1'-0"
NOT TO SCALE
*
*
X
X
ADDITIONAL S1005 BARS ARE REQUIRED ON EACH OUTER
EDGE OF SLAB. BUNDLE ONE ADDITIONAL BAR TO EACH
OF THE OUTER TWO S1005 BARS. THE TOTAL NUMBER
REQUIRED IS SHOWN.
DIMENSION IS NORMAL TO THE C/L OF SUBSTRUCTURE UNITS
*
*
3/4"
0.20 PT.
0.30 PT.
0.40 PT.
3/4"
0.80 PT.
0.07 PT.
0.60 PT.
1 1/8"
1 1/8"
1"
1"
12,960 LBS. COATED
SHEET NO.
STATE PROJECT NUMBER
5699-00-74
8
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Drawn
By
Plans
Checked
PTB
TLJ
2003
By
Date
Revision
No.
DIVISION OF HIGHWAYS
STATE OF WISCONSIN
DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
CONST.
SPEC.
STRUCTURE B-25-159
SHEET 6 OF 7
8
PLOT SCALE :
FILE NAME :
PLOT NAME :
$$...plotuser...$$
PLOT BY :
$$...plottingdate...$$
PLOT DATE :
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SUPERSTRUCTURE
13 SPA. @ 9" = 9'-9"
S404
TOP
TOP STEEL
1'-0"
9" OR 1'-0"
TOP
S404
3'-8"
S501
(TYP.)
3'-8"
BOTTOM STEEL
S1005
BOTTOM
6"
1'-0"
S402
TOP
1'-3"
S503
BOTTOM
S608 (TYP.)
S606 (TYP.)
1'-3"
C/L EAST ABUT.
EAST END
OF DECK
1'-0"
S1005
30%%d
SKEW
TYP.
24 SPA. @ 1'-0" = 24'-0"
(S501 & S1005 SPACING)
26'-0"
1'-5 1/4"
1'-5 1/4"
(S501 SPACING)
25 SPA. @ 1'-0" = 25'-0"
23 SPA. @ 1'-0" = 23'-0"
(S1005 SPACING)
18" RUBBERIZED
MEMBRANE
WATERPROOFING
TYPE F RAILING
(SEE SHEET 9
FOR DETAILS)
3/4" CONT. DRIP
GROOVE TERMINATE
2'-0" FROM FACE
OF ABUTMENTS
4" x 3/4" FILLER TO
EXTEND FULL LENGTH
OF ABUTMENT BODY
SYM. ABOUT C/L SPAN
@ 6"
2 SPA.
@ 6"
2 SPA.
6"
3 SPA.
@ 6"
6"
3 SPA.
@ 6"
C/L
STRUCTURE
914.76
915.06
914.84
0.10
PNT.
914.78
915.06
914.84
0.20
PNT.
914.81
915.11
914.89
0.30
PNT.
914.83
915.13
914.91
0.40
PNT.
914.85
915.15
914.93
0.50
PNT.
914.87
915.17
914.95
0.60
PNT.
914.89
915.19
914.97
0.70
PNT.
914.91
915.21
914.99
0.80
PNT.
914.93
915.23
915.01
0.90
PNT.
914.96
915.26
915.04
914.98
915.28
915.06
C/L
ABUT.
C/L
ABUT.
LEFT EDGE
C/L
RIGHT EDGE
TOP OF DECK ELEVATIONS
SEE SHEET 4 FOR PLACEMENT OF A506 BARS.
A607
A609
A506

[OMG its LFG]

I wanted to thank-you again taking me out to lunch and chatting with me about potential opportunities in educational travel. It has been quite a busy spring between my two capstones, but I am very content with the final product. I would love to show you my International Studies thesis sometime, which focuses on the increased AIDS rate due to tourism within the Maasai Mara of Tanzania and Kenya. I am still very interested in pursuing fundraising opportunities for AIDS research and awareness, and I would be grateful for any contacts that could help me get involved. As we spoke about before, I am very interested in educational travel and please keep me in mind if there is any openings at Harvard. Hope all is well! Best

its a library, i didnt write that

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

(LOL, Lostforgood!)

[rosalind711]

Peter Wentz

I was looking up information on Fall Out boy

[imjusthatawsum]

http://www.onebee.com/_images/c/lacey_chabertD.jpgJust copied this from the hottest girls thread into an e-mail!

[Dharmit]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b155/6intheFix/mc_hammer.jpg

[MayBear]

Nubieber

[TheTempest]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/TheTempestPics/2384.jpg

[korndiddy]

;)

[TheTempest]

Quote:
Originally posted by The Temptest
I can't tell my story...It will make everyone cry!

[OMG its LFG]

http://images.ecampus.com/images/d/676/0380808676.jpg

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Originally posted by Rosalind711
Peter Wentz

I was looking up information on Fall Out boy


You weren't looking up 'those' pictures of him, were you?

[rosalind711]

You weren't looking up 'those' pictures of him, were you?

Sadly, no

[OMG its LFG]

ASHINGTON - A national spelling bee with showbiz buzz headed for prime-time drama Thursday night as 13 hot spellers pursued the title, all but one of them veterans of previous finals. Among the hopefuls was a home-schooled student, a Canadian, a girl from New Jersey in her fifth bee appearance, and a student said to be teaching himself college-level physiology, microbiology and neuroscience.

again, this is alibrary, not mine.

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Do you have a computer at your place, LostforGood?

[korndiddy]

http://ulrichprinz.de/travel/peru/pics/lima-downtown/pe-07-lima-04-miraflores-25-guy-selling-old-camera.jpg

[TheTempest]

adapted

[MayBear]

Zamboni

[korndiddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CWg9y96OR8&search=Peter%20Wallsten%20
Wait for the ending... trust me.

[OMG its LFG]

http://myspace-006.vo.llnwd.net/00726/60/05/726395006_m.gif

[imjusthatawsum]

35: Sayid
13: Helen
31: Penelope
41: Ethan

+Pen
-Sayid

I was playing the character game

[Calypsie]

113 CUDE ST

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Fall Out Boy Christmas Song (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hrp8N7Gplbc&search=Yule%20Shoot%20Your%20Eye%20Out)

[An"Other"]

http://myspace-626.vo.llnwd.net/00341/62/64/341514626_l.jpg

[TheTempest]

Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy...?

[An"Other"]

(Stand By Me) ;)

[/threadjack]

[korndiddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlxhD284RKM

[vonnegut]

"I have no doubt that Claire is Jack's half sister. Trust me — the people that are creating this story do not throw (stuff) like that around lightly. He knocked on a door and a woman said, 'You're not being a part of her life. I want you out of her life.' People who pay really close attention to the show know that that woman is Claire's mother. And that's why Christian ended up going to Australia. That was put there for people to think that specific thing and so therefore I think that we will find out that that is absolutely true and in fact that her child is Jack's nephew. In my mind, this is a slam dunk! To find out they are actually related by the same father and they don't have any idea — after all their moments during the birth of the baby, is really great stuff!"

ETA: wow, I almost made a total faux pas. Spoiler-tagging it

[Rocky Raccoon]

He pushed through the crowd and got into his tent. He was asleep before he hit the ground.

[IwannaBlost]

:yayconfet

[Rocky Raccoon]

He pushed through the crowd and got into his tent. He was asleep before he hit the ground.

Hmmm, probably should've copied something else before replying. Oh well.

[ILoveEko]

ILove Eko: nnnnow you hate me. *sniffle*

[Rocky Raccoon]

HAHAHAHA, I knew it.

[ILoveEko]

YAY for using it! :D :Hugglepounce:

[imjusthatawsum]

(deleted because its one of my friends e-mails and I dont want anything happening to her...)

[An"Other"]

What is the worst film you have ever seen?

Adam - Pearl Harbour
Lucy - Drop Dead Gorgeous
Scott - Blood Surf (Seek it out; you won't be disappointed. Well, you will ...)
Sarah - Catwoman
Dan - That new Thunderbirds remake....what a waste.
Wayno - The Weatherman
Jessica- The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Nikki- The Ballad of Jack and Rose
Matt - HOSTLE
Katie- The History of Violence. (Who the hell wrote Drop Dead Gorgeous?!? That movie rules!)
Brandon - Master Of Disguise (Mike Myers has been so successful after SNL... and then there was Dana Carvey)
Megan - Must Love Dogs
Liz - Eyes Wide Shut (only movie I have actually walked out of the theater during)
Manda - It's a toss up between Unfaithful and In Dreams
Lianne - Date Movie -(Katie I agree with you.... Drop Dead Gorgeous was f'ing hilarious)
Jarred - The Punisher
Jenny - Waterworld. No wait, Big Momma's House. No, wait, the first six minute of Pearl Harbor because I couldn't stomach to watch anymore...
John - Beloved. Let me first say that I love Oprah and think that she is basically a goddess. That said, I hated this movie and have no idea why I sat there and watched it.
lisa - death becomes her. the only movie i ever left the theater during, and i've seen some doozies. you let me down big time, mr. willis.
jessy- gone fishin. totally crap movie
Jen - Groundhog Day
susie- this is a tough one... hmm im gonna have to go with titanic. but there are so many more to be had
RICH - I would have to say "VILLIAGE." all that suspense for a shitty ass ending....

MySpace...

[blondiejam]

iobiSeeingYou
1:13pmBeatink, only you could come out of a mess like this smelling better than you did before you went into it. I'm amused and surprised.iobiSeeingYou
1:15pmYou all are so easily duped. I don’t trust him as far as I can throw him.Fiberoptician
1:17pmYou probably shouldn't try throwing him, he looks pretty heavy.DSLerator
1:18pmShut up Fiber. iobiSeeingYou
1:19pmYeah, shut up Fiber... hehehe.Fiberoptician
1:21pmYeah, I don't know if you've really proven you're worthy yet...BroadBandBeatnik
1:23pmCome on people! You've got to be kidding me. What more can I possibly do to make you believe in me again?iobiSeeingYou
1:26pmHmmm…. Get us Jets season tickets? A year subscription to the National Geographic? Oh I got it! Tell us all you know about the mystery woman.Fiberoptician
1:27pmYeah, smooth operator, I'm all ears.BroadBandBeatnik
1:28pmEh..No.DSLerator
1:30pmSee. That just screams traitor to me.BroadBandBeatnik
1:33pmPFT. As if. You go around doubting my integrity, questioning my judgment and threaten to kick me off the board I programmed? I'm totally entitled to keep some secrets. iobiSeeingYou
1:35pmCome on Beatnik. Stop being such a fuss. All we wanna know is when Verizon will be rid of Hanso once and for all? BroadBandBeatnik
1:39pmGuys, all I'm at liberty to say is that the end of our Hanso tutelage is near.Fiberoptician
1:41pmWell that's heartening. Although somehow it makes me feel like I will no longer have a purpose in life.DSLerator
1:44pmDon't despair. Once we've done all we can for the cause, I'm sure iobi will discover a new conspiracy to keep us entertained. But next time I'll be sure to keep SPIES off the board. iobiSeeingYou
1:47pmWell it's not over till it's over.BroadBandBeatnik
1:54pmDSL, that's harsh and unfair…. but I forgive you. 'Cause I'm a forgiving and friendly person.DSLerator
1:56pmWell I'm not.BroadBandBeatnik
2:01pmSigh. Ok, I got something for you that will hopefully end your bitterness.DSLerator
2:03pmI highly doubt that. DSLerator
2:04pmWhat you got? BroadBandBeatnik
2:07pmThis morning while you, Fiber and iobi were in a meeting, we got a delivery. Addressed to you know who from you know who else.Fiberoptician
2:09pmWhat's in the box? WHAT"S IN THE BOX!!!BroadBandBeatnik
2:11pmA small token of appreciation from…her. Disguised as a sugar coma.iobiSeeingYou
2:15pmCHOCOLATE!!!!DSLerator
2:18pmOh yeah? Taking candy from strangers has never been a good idea. But in this case I think I can make an exception. Was there a note or something?iobiSeeingYou
2:22pmLet's take a look.BroadBandBeatnik
2:25pmBe my guestsFiberoptician
2:28pmStop hording the candy and share!

[ILoveEko]

ILE, wasnt someone here just asking for those links you put up?

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/thetoastysub21/stopdance4wj.gif

[imjusthatawsum]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1792&d=1153089318

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

http://snapshot.meez.com/user08/05/06/0506_10000585181.gif

[imjusthatawsum]

Darwin Awards -- the annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen. And the candidates this year are.........

* In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

* A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.

* Buxton, NC: A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge, VA, but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

* Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as he fell
face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

* Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville, Del, as he
won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.

HONORABLE MENTION:

* Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover township, NJ, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter-stick of dynamite blew up in their car. While driving around 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but apparently failed to notice the window was closed.

RUNNER UP:

* TACOMA, WA Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM.
Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. One end of the cable was secured around Bingham's leg and the other end was tied to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy river water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. "All I can say" said Bingham, "is that God was watching out for me on that night. There's just no other explanation for it."Bingham's foot was never located.

AND THE WINNER:

Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked
Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves that "S**t happens!"

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZadgRSbTPA

[imjusthatawsum]

spin the bottle
Body: The rules are you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what they would do w/ you. all you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE B0TTLE"

1. A KISS ON THE CHEEK

2. JUST A PECK 0N THE LIPS

3. A L0T 0F P0PPING KISSING

4. I W0ULD KISS Y0U 0N THE LIPS

5. I W0ULD MAKE 0UT WITH Y0U

if you do not repost this you will have bad relationships for the rest of your life

(^^that isnt even funny^^)

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZadgRSbTPA

[The Central Scrutinizer]

BY CAROL MARIN (cmarin@suntimes.com) AND FRANK MAIN (fmain@suntimes.com) Staff Reporters

(I was getting ready to post a story on another forum and grabbed the byline.)

[imjusthatawsum]

http://static.flickr.com/47/127894723_514c01e89c.jpg

[MayBear]

http://www.votemeoff.com/images/smilies/lonely.gif

[imjusthatawsum]

Baggy!

http://www.aolmusicnewsblog.com/2006/08/28/mcrs-way-dons-new-blonde-locks

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Cook County prosecutors are expected to file criminal charges against up to eight officers as early as next week.
Many drug cases are expected to be dismissed by prosecutors because the arrests were made by the officers under investigation -- similar to the fallout from previous police corruption cases, sources said.
Last year, five officers were charged in federal court in a separate corruption investigation. They were accused of ripping off drug dealers. Four of those officers have pleaded guilty, including Englewood District Officer Broderick "Thirsty" Jones, the alleged leader. They were tactical officers assigned to districts on the South Side -- and not to the more than 200-member Special Operations Section, whose officers roam the city seizing drugs and guns in crime hot spots.
A family of Mexican immigrants on the Northwest Side was one of the alleged victims of crooked Special Operations officers, sources said. The decorated officer played a role in the case, the sources said.
'Our word against his'


Last year, NBC's Unit 5 profiled Miguel Melesio, a high school student at Excel Academy who said he was stopped, handcuffed and held by police who stole thousands of dollars from his home. Melesio said he was driving a 2003 Cadillac when officers swooped in. He said he thinks they were looking for drugs.
Melesio said he was taken back to his family's three-flat and remained in the police car while three officers, including a woman, went inside. They searched the building and left. About $13,000 in savings was missing from the home, Melesio said.
Sources said they do not think the Melesios, who are legal U.S. residents, were engaged in illegal activity.
"It's gonna be our word against his [an officer's] word, and they are the law," Miguel Melesio's brother Uriel Melesio lamented in a Unit 5 interview.
The Police Department's Internal Affairs Division investigated the Melesios' complaint and took fingerprints from the Cadillac. The family identified two of the officers in a photo lineup, Unit 5 has reported.
The decorated Special Operations officer -- who won the Superintendent's Award for Valor in 1999 for saving a store owner during a robbery attempt -- is one of the officers suspected in the illegal search of the Melesio home, a source said.
That officer has been named in four lawsuits alleging he was involved in home invasions dating to 2002. The city has settled two of those cases for a total of $70,000 without admitting guilt.
The city has settled another case alleging the officer was involved in illegally detaining a community worker in 2001 outside the Stateway Gardens public housing complex. The city paid out $10,000.
'That is a sign of rogue cops'


In one lawsuit, Rene Gutierrez accused the officer and others of handcuffing Gutierrez and searching his car in 2004 as he was parked in front of his home in the 5100 block of South Kolin.
The officers entered the home and stole $50,000 in cash and $45,000 in jewelry, as well as drugs, in a search without a court warrant, the lawsuit said.
Gutierrez faced a drug charge in state court, but the case was dropped when the officers repeatedly failed to show up to testify, according to the lawsuit, which was filed this month in federal court. "Normally when you have cops who don't show up in a major narcotics case, that is a sign of rogue cops," said Gutierrez's attorney, Lawrence V. Jackowiak.

(that's the article I finally got around to posting....on the Shield forum I visit--go figure)

[imjusthatawsum]

"I'm Jared Leto and youre my 30 Seconds to Mars"

[SareBear00]

höör .... don't ask

[Smartypants]

They also allow me to present authentic materials to the class taken directly from the net.

[SareBear00]

Tobey Maguire


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27 June 1975
Santa Monica, California, USA
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Tobey Maguire has 1 in-development credit available on IMDbPro.com. To view these credits click here.

Quiet Type (2007) (announced)
Tokyo Suckerpunch (2006) (announced) .... Billy Chaka
Spider-Man 3 (2007) (post-production) .... Peter Parker/Spider-Man
The Good German (2006) (completed) .... Tully


Spider-Man 2 (2004) .... Spider-Man/Peter Parker
... aka Spider-Man 2: The IMAX Experience (USA: IMAX version)
Spider-Man 2 (2004) (VG) (voice) .... Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Seabiscuit (2003) .... Red Pollard
Spider-Man (2002) .... Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Spider-Man (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Cats & Dogs (2001) (voice) .... Lou the Beagle
Don's Plum (2001) .... Ian
"Saturday Night Live"
... aka SNL
... aka SNL 25 (USA: new title)
- Episode #25.17 (2000) TV Episode .... Host
Wonder Boys (2000) .... James Leer
... aka Wonder Boys, Die (Germany)
... aka Wonderboys - Lauter Wunderknaben (Germany: TV title)


Ride with the Devil (1999/I) .... Jake Roedel
The Cider House Rules (1999) .... Homer Wells
Pleasantville (1998) .... David
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) .... Hitchhiker
Deconstructing Harry (1997) .... Harvey Stern/Harry's Character
The Ice Storm (1997) .... Paul Hood
Duke of Groove (1996) (TV) .... Rich Cooper
Seduced by Madness: The Diane Borchardt Story (1996) (TV) .... Chuck Borchardt
... aka Seduced by Madness (USA: short title)
"Tracey Takes On..."
- Family (1996) TV Episode .... Sonny
Joyride (1996) .... J.T
Empire Records (1995) (scenes deleted) .... Andre
... aka Empire
... aka Rock & Fun
A Child's Cry for Help (1994) (TV) .... Peter Lively
S.F.W. (1994) .... Al
... aka So Fucking What? (USA: long title)
Spoils of War (1994) (TV) .... Martin
... aka In Spite of Love (USA)
"Walker, Texas Ranger"
- The Prodigal Son (1994) TV Episode .... Duane Parsons
Healer (1994) .... Teenager
Revenge of the Red Baron (1994) .... Jimmy Spencer
... aka Plane Fear
This Boy's Life (1993) .... Chuck Bolger
"Great Scott!" (1992) TV Series .... Scott Melrod
"Wild & Crazy Kids"
- Episode dated 17 July 1992 (1992) TV Episode

[The Central Scrutinizer]

SURFACE PREP AND PRIME USING BR-127 PRIMER FOR BOND PREPARATION USING A **** APPROVED VENDOR PROCESS

Had to edit a company name out of it.

[imjusthatawsum]

http://mjt1.tripod.com/uncle_sam2.jpg

[SareBear00]

There are no messages in this folder.

[imjusthatawsum]

0..... Married
1..... single
2..... taken
3..... single and luvin it
4..... want to tell someone u still like them
5..... crushin
6..... like someone you can never have
7..... heartbroken
8..... like someone
9..... like someone but too afraid to tell them
10... just want you to know....
11... want someone
12... sick of getting hurt
13... not in a relationship, and dont care
14... just too confused its not funny
15... im taken by an awsome guy/girl
16... talkin to someone but not together
17... afraid 2 say i love you...
18... i AM just a power ranger
19... just want to smoke a blunt
20... still love my ex
21... Im a Ninja
22... mad
23... single and hatin it
24... Want to tell someone you're sorry
25... Falling in Love
26... just want a hug!
27...imma gangsta!!
28...IN LOVE WITH MY BABY(U KNOW WHO)

(myspace thingy)

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/uscfan/230855765/in/set-72157594252842121/

ETA: Those are spoilers!

Kinda

[ILoveEko]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3484/scaredjd0.jpg

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

http://www.niftythings.org/usattack/wtc_smoking/h_twin_towers_02.jpg

[aggiesean]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d197/aggiesean/DANCE/0343.gif

:Cowdance:

[ILoveEko]

did you apply to any music stores?

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

i got distracted yesterday and didn't get to them until this morning.

[imjusthatawsum]

g

(hmm...i dont remember copying that...)

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Kurt Caceres who played Juan Lozano




(Shield stuff--the guy who raped Aceveda was on Prison Break)

[Smartypants]

There are more than 200 certified testers of Japanese who live and teach in Japan.

[An"Other"]

http://us.mms.com/us/dark/index.jsp

[Alostcause]

(I didn't copy anything)

[Rocky Raccoon]

LimeWire version 4.12.6
Java version 1.5.0_06 from Sun Microsystems Inc.
Windows XP v. 5.1 on x86
Free/total memory: 2788688/4128768

com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.GUILoader$StartupFailed Exception: invalid update.ver
at com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.GUILoader.sanityCheck(G UILoader.java:278)
at com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.GUILoader.load(GUILoade r.java:48)
at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Nativ e Method)
at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(Unknow n Source)
at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(Un known Source)
at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Unknown Source)
at com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.Main.main(Main.java:44)

STARTUP ERROR!

-- listing properties --
WINDOW_Y=0
WINDOW_X=0
PORT=40214
THEME_FILE=C:\Documents and Settings\John\.limew...
TOTAL_CONNECTION_TIME=4355434
UPDATE_DELAY=252000020
UPDATE_GIVEUP_FACTOR=49
FILTER_HASH_QUERIES=true
INSTALLED=true
UI_LIBRARY_TREE_DIVIDER_LOCATION=130
AVERAGE_UPTIME=25906
TOTAL_UPTIME=673581
MAX_UPLOAD_BYTES_PER_SEC=46
MIN_CONNECT_TIME=7
CONTENT_AUTHORITIES=fserv1.limewire.com:10000
COUNTRY=
LAST_SHUTDOWN_TIME=1158620341781
APP_WIDTH=1600
SESSIONS=26
LAST_ACCEPTABLE_BUG_VERSION=4.12.5
FRACTIONAL_UPTIME=0.010537064
UPDATE_RETRY_DELAY=1800001
CONNECTION_SPEED=350
LAST_EXPIRE_TIME=1158095631843
TOTAL_CONNECTIONS=17
DIRECTORY_FOR_SAVING_FILES=C:\Documents and Settings\John\Shared
MAX_DOWNLOAD_BYTES_PER_SEC=217
UPDATE_DOWNLOAD_DELAY=14400001
RUN_ONCE=true
AVERAGE_CONNECTION_TIME=256202
APP_HEIGHT=1170
EVIL_HOSTS=Bear
MAX_SIM_DOWNLOAD=8
DIRECTORIES_TO_SEARCH_FOR_FILES=C:\Documents and Settings\John\Shared
LAST_GWEBCACHE_FETCH_TIME=1158714642812
UNSET_FIREWALLED_FROM_CONNECTBACK=true
CLIENT_ID=6BBE15229809BFA79ABCB0D3E342AD00
THEME_DIR=C:\Documents and Settings\John\.limew...
FLUSH_DELAY_TIME=25
CONTENT_MANAGEMENT_ACTIVE=true
IDLE_CONNECTIONS=2



FILES IN CURRENT DIRECTORY:
C:\Program Files\LimeWire\clink.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261595138
SIZE: 307949

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\commons-httpclient.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261596857
SIZE: 459988

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\commons-logging.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261597669
SIZE: 59154

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\commons-net.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261599232
SIZE: 355370

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\daap.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261600826
SIZE: 388504

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\GenericWindowsUtils.dll
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261551091
SIZE: 12279

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\i18n.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261601185
SIZE: 25678

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\icu4j.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261603029
SIZE: 741440

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\id3v2.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261604013
SIZE: 94430

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\jcraft.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261605154
SIZE: 136693

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\jl011.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261606310
SIZE: 255016

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\jmdns.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261607107
SIZE: 69306

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\LimeWire.exe
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261555747
SIZE: 159744

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\LimeWire.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261587310
SIZE: 7117582

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\LimeWire20.dll
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261553326
SIZE: 40960

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\log4j.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261609310
SIZE: 677952

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\looks.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261611341
SIZE: 630634

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\MessagesBundles.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261592982
SIZE: 2951044

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\mp3sp14.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261612091
SIZE: 40064

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\ProgressTabs.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261593591
SIZE: 5786

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\themes.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261612451
SIZE: 620179

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\tritonus.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261613576
SIZE: 152711

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\vorbis.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261614263
SIZE: 27215

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\WindowsFirewall.dll
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261553404
SIZE: 61440

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\WindowsV5PlusUtils.dll
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261553451
SIZE: 12808

C:\Program Files\LimeWire\xerces.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261619638
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C:\Program Files\LimeWire\xml-apis.jar
LAST MODIFIED: 1156261620826
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DAMN.

[Alostcause]

Yipes

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html

[The Central Scrutinizer]

*************

[Scott]

http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?ctx=1000;-1;-1;-1&sku=563383

[Smartypants]

Practical Tips for
Implementing Peer Editing Tasks in the Foreign Language Classroom

[Alostcause]

ooooooooooooooo

[VeeAyetheCPA]

http://www.harvestfilms.com/home2.html

[Alostcause]

celebrities

[blue sunrise]

keep

[An"Other"]

Eww. Like ear wax?

I'd prefer a CD.

that^

[Alostcause]

Tell Snannon

[Hollycore]

<b>

god I'm lazy.
I couldn't even be bothered typing that out.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Price: $65.00 #6900 #6900 - $65.00 SPAM® can costume.YOU WILL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY AS YOU BECOME A LIFE SIZE SPAM® CAN. NECK & ARM HOLE OPENING MAKE FOR AN EASY FIT. 36" X 32" X 74" BOTTOM OPENING. ONE SIZE FITS MOST.

[eldirion]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xUcU4h4bS9U

[Without Dane]

http://little-people.blogspot.com/

[MayBear]

http://www.smileyworld.com/dictionary/images/smileys/Celebrities/harry_potter.gif

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Now Discussing "Two" (Ep 1.02)

[Alostcause]

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Fairmont%20House/My%20Documents/Morpheus%20Shared/Downloads/Rise%20Against%20-%20Ready%20To%20Fall.mp3

[MayBear]

http://fracpilot.com/Avatars_Smilies/cat_turntable.gif

[Alostcause]

Patrick Whelan

[Without Dane]

giant rock

[The Central Scrutinizer]

It's actually pretty embarassing.

[ILoveEko]

:rotfl:

[Alostcause]

weird

[Smartypants]

More to come!

[KateIsHot]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/29/congressman.e.mails/index.html

[Alostcause]

OMGarsh

[Without Dane]

http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/NBA_Jam_gen_ScreenShot1.jpg

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

That's nothing, I can count to purple backwards!

^ I don't know WTF that is.

[Alostcause]

.