The SECRET thread

[ladylacewing]

This is a thread created to tell a deep dark (or not so deep dark) secret in...

MINE:
I can eat a bag of oreo cookies by myself.

[MJBinNC]

Only one person knows my only secret - and I would have to kill anyone else that ever knew. ;)

[juanbong]

Mine are in a locked vault. I am paranoid and wear the keys around my neck for protection. I am also paranoid and wear the keys around my neck. Oh wait, that's schizophrenia that I have. Oh well, there's my secret.

(Just messin' with ya, but not about the keys.)

[Noav Sigless]

Can you keep a secret?

So can I.

[juggaleezey]

I don't like secrets....they scare me

[Brian]

Only one person knows my only secret - and I would have to kill anyone else that ever knew. ;)
That's a lot of responsibility to put on one person, isn't it? I feel for that one person.

[MJBinNC]

That's a lot of responsibility to put on one person, isn't it? I feel for that one person.
:nanabobo:
I might have to do something to him too. ;)

[Lyra Ngalia]

My secret is:
PostSecret (http://postsecret.blogspot.com/)

[sunnyskies]

My secret

I think rainbows are cool :)

[sculpey]

I don't know if it's a secret since some people know, but it is fairly dark. I did on a couple of occasions score heroin for Janis Joplin. But that was a long time ago in a different world. Rock and roll.

[and-found]

Apollo stood on the edge of the high cliff
"Come to the edge." he said
"It's too high" they said
"Come to the edge" he said
"We'll fall." they said
"Come to the edge!" he said
and he pushed them....


and they flew.............

[sunnyskies]

what?

[boonian androphile]

My biggest secret ever ended when I was 17. Many minor secrets since. The main thing is that for every person whom I know, there is at least one taboo subject, which I have long learned to quit reintroducing. Im sure that there are subjects that others dont reintroduce in kind. I guess that this has to be this way; in the end, however, no one knows the full person.

[NokomisIsABadRobot]

I've been on death row.:mischievo

[eldirion]

I don't think that anybody knows this, but...

I like Fireflya lot

[twinkletoesx]

My secret is that I have 2 secrets! shhhhhh

[cricer]

My secret...I am really a robot, designed to attack anybody who spills my secret.

[Gilgamesh]

Straight up: In the mid 1970's, our family's billy goat chased down my little sister on her bike, causing her to fall and break her arm, and the scene still amuses me.

I am sick, but at least she has forgiven me.

[feigenbaum]

My secret is.....*edit*

[Lost In His Eyes]

My secret- I have too many to tell :p But one of my really small secrets is that I still like one of my guy friends. Oh, and I love watching the Duke of Hazzard! lmfao

[otherdruid]

My secret is that under this tough, crass, bad-ass exterior that I exude so darn well, there is a nice guy inside.

Oh wait, maybe it's the other way around....:p

[TheWatcher]

Clowns freakin freak me out!

[MayBear]

When I was a 1st grader... I locked the stall door (bathroom) from the inside and then crawled under it and then went back to the classroom like nothing happened.

Never heard anything about it!

PS...
That was back in the dinosaur days when they still had locks on the stall doors. I always kinda felt guilty -- cuz I figured it was my fault they took the locks off a few years later!

[feigenbaum]

My secret is actually very secret...so there.;)

[LostInWilderness]

Now this thread is an oxymoron.

[Smirnoff_Ice]

My secret is a secret and it is unfit for human ears (or eyes, for that matter).

[badboy]

My secret - I shot someone, on purpose, with a really really low power air rifle, in the ass, but they deserved it, he hit my little sister. It was very funny, i hav it on video. Wasnt planned or anyting, I was doing target practice and he walked by a few meters away. I took the opportunity. ETA I wouldn't do it again, but I'm glad I did it then, if you get what I mean - I doubt it even broke skin, not like an assasination or nethin.

[Jinjur]

I hitch-hiked across the North at 16

[Alibrastar]

I hitch-hiked from NY to TX when I was 16 as well. I met my future husband (1987) and we are still together to this day!

[theisland]

I have an obsession to Lost... *SHHHH!*

[the_wizard]

I once spat in my boss' coffee.
Out of sheer frustration

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

Jj, Ali, Wizard, that's the spirit!
None of this "I'm not really a vampire" stuff... ;)

I made out with my high school english teacher.

OMG!

[Lost In His Eyes]

I wish I could make out with my english teacher... he is HOT! ;)

... and he's married with 2 kids... dammit

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

I cheated on someone for there money. And I ended up getting nothing.

[Lost In His Eyes]

^LMAO! Too bad I'm a senior this year... *sigh*

[Lost my mind]

I cheated on a former boyfriend with his brother, ages and ages ago, no one ever found out and it wasn't even worth it.

[IwannaBlost]

I gave a false alibi to a mobster for a crime that I believe he was directly involved in.

[Jinjur]

I hitch-hiked from NY to TX when I was 16 as well. I met my future husband (1987) and we are still together to this day!

That is so wild if it was in the fall and we were the same age....creepy....I10?...LOL.....ahhh NY.

[IwannaBlost]

I have a secret crush...

You are supposed to spill you secrets...in your words..so give

[IwannaBlost]

Drop this jiggery-pokery and talk straight turkey

[camelsmoker]

Macbeth?

[Jinjur]

LOL

I have a secret window............

[IwannaBlost]

I'm secretly standing outside...

IwBl: told you so ;)

Camel: Nice, but no.

What secret have you told me...I must be dense

[Momofsamty]

I am secretly posting right now at work.

[IwannaBlost]

I think I know Pacey's secret...and it is safe with me;)

[IwannaBlost]

The question is whether it will be safe with *...
I have more secrets, Goddess...

You course you do...not sure I want to know them all:nanabobo:

New one from me:

I stalked a professional football player in the early 80's (though they did not call it that then) I went so far as hiding in his vehicle so I could get to his house.

[Momofsamty]

I take my bra off when I get in the car everynight after work & fire up a "B"

[Momofsamty]

ETA: Momo (!) Why, do you hide your stash in it?[/QUOTE]



LMFAO, nope, that is just the order in which I do those things.

[Jinjur]

I secretly often know secrets.

[camelsmoker]

:popcorn:

[Momofsamty]

I know a secret that is really not a secret anymore.

[IwannaBlost]

I think I am part of that secret:p

[camelsmoker]

Secrets are overrated.

[IwannaBlost]

I have so many secrets....here is another

The best smoke I ever had I got from a cop I dated.

[Think]

Secrets are overrated.

Not if you are the one holding the secret! LOL

[Jinjur]

I have a secret........I have been charged with a 2nd degree felony before...

[camelsmoker]

I don't smoke.
I told you, secrets are overrated.

[Jinjur]

I secretly ate doodle bugs off the windowsill as a baby

[badboy]

I secretly ate doodle bugs off the windowsill as a baby

I still do now. Gotta love those doodle bugs. What are doodlebugs?

[Think]

I don't smoke.
I told you, secrets are overrated.

That is no secret... you already told everyone that.

[Jinjur]

(rolly polies)...err....pill bugs...I don't know if ya'll have them in england hun...

[Jinjur]

That is no secret... you already told everyone that.

I must concurr Camel that wasn't a secret, for shame for shame ;)

[camelsmoker]

I must concurr Camel that wasn't a secret, for shame for shame ;)Picky, picky.

I hate my wife's cooking, but of course, I'll never tell her that.

[IwannaBlost]

Picky, picky.

I hate my wife's cooking, but of course, I'll never tell her that.

I knew that...does it still count as a secret?:nanabobo:

[Momofsamty]

I hate bridges.

[IwannaBlost]

My earliest visual memory is of a bridge. My mother and I were leaving St. Louis, I was 1. I suppose it was the Mississippi River. It's not really a secret, but it's as true as anything I actually do remember. Sorry, I wasn't feeling devious.

I am secretly depressed that you are not feeling deviously...but now it is not a secret:p

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

I am secretly secret.

[IwannaBlost]

I will not be that easily provoked...:rolleyes:

I am not trying to provoke you....:Cowdance:

New secret:

I have a fear of nuns

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

I think lower of smokers-except some of you

[twinkletoesx]

here is my other secret (remember I said two): I have 99 posts and I want to make it to 100. I know thats not right I just cant help it I'll be up all night singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall if I can't make 100.

[IwannaBlost]

My boss (Satan) thinks that I am working hard right now....but I have been perusing this forum....teehee

[Bernard]

I think I must have slipped through a wormhole and landed it the wrong dimension. I mean, I keep thinking things should make sense but they don't

[FairVerona]

and I would be the one
to hold you down
kiss you so hard
I'll take your breath away

[Momofsamty]

I am the one who crawled through the wire


Colonel Mustard did it in the Conservatory with the Lead Pipe.

[FairVerona]

likes spelunking vampires

[camelsmoker]

I have an irrational fear of the T&S board here at losttv-forum.

[eldirion]

I don't have any pictures of myself on my computer....except of my knee when I cracked my kneecap...so I figured I'd wait till I had one of my whole body to post.

[IwannaBlost]

I have a Job that makes me feel happy when I am gray

[FairVerona]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

[Jinjur]

LOL you guys are both funny...although I must agree Pacey I am a bit afraid of the webmaze myself....I am LOST enough as it is...LOL

[camelsmoker]

I'm still pissed at Hodag for the Copenhagen picture.

F***in' stenography?!?!?

[fate4ever]

I am in love with my best friend and have lied to her face about it.

[badboy]

I am in love with my best friend and have lied to her face about it.

No no no you should get really drunk with her and tell her she's hot and see what her reaction is. If she don't like it you can blame it on the alcohol and still be friends.

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

I am in love with my best friend and have lied to her face about it.
Same here. :(

If only she knew how I felt.

[camelsmoker]

I have a very special birthday present for a very special someone.

[IwannaBlost]

Secretly wants to know all of ^^your^^ secrets

[camelsmoker]

That's one secret that's going to stay a secret for 2 more weeks.

[IwannaBlost]

I secretly wish my hubby would leave now so I can do what I want to

[sawyerhasbestlines]

I have an irrational fear of the T&S board here at losttv-forum.

Really? I wish you were there more often.

There are about 10 posters (you included) on the boards that I look forward to what they have to say. You always have such informative well thought out posts. Hoping your con artist thread wins something in the next awards. (Planting the seed)

[IwannaBlost]

Hoping your con artist thread wins something in the next awards. (Planting the seed)

It's not a secret that I hope that too!!:)

[camelsmoker]

Wow, SHBL, thanks! I'm very flattered, and honored.
I might have to borrow Warty's therapy buddy to help me through my T&S issues, though.:Cheers:

[BriRedfern]

I secretly wish my hubby would leave now so I can do what I want to

This sounds terribly suspect.... :detective

[island_maverick]

We all have secrets that aren't.

[IwannaBlost]

But it's not really much of a secret...

It is to my hubby:nanabobo:

[Think]

my secrets are kept secret.

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

that would make them secret.

[island_maverick]

I heard that....;)

[Think]

You heard what? lol I didn't say anything!

[island_maverick]

About people knowing what cop-outs are...

[Think]

I wouldn't know... because they asked me not to tell.

[island_maverick]

Tell what?

[Think]

what i am not supposed to tell.

[island_maverick]

Is there anything to tell?

[MJBinNC]

I have a secret. :D And it will remain that way! :D It involves the daily recommended allowance of Vitamin C.... and, after last weekend..... my NEW favorite what to obtain it! :D

[island_maverick]

Some secrets are just worth keeping all to yourself. ;)

[island_maverick]

sound like they're better but not necessarily are...

[Jinjur]

doesn't make them much of a secret then......

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Somebody tell a secret!

[adiohead]

i have a small chipolata

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

I can count....

all the way...

to sshhhfifty-five.

[adiohead]

I can count....

all the way...

to sshhhfifty-five.

:rotfl:

classic!

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Since you know where this is from, you get $50!!!!

[adiohead]

Since you know where this is from, you get $50!!!!

cool! for being so generous you get $49!

you owe me $1 now

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

The postage to send it will negate the amount, so send me $1.50 for stamps.

[adiohead]

deal!

[adognamedjack]

Whe I was 15 and he was 17 I put Nair in My brothers bubble Soak that he used after Football practice and all his Hair from the tits down fell out.

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

What the...

[TheTempest]

I wanna know a secret...Is saywat a guy or a girl...I really have no clue?!?

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

You seriously don't know??!!! I'm a guy!!

[adognamedjack]

That is one of my dark Secrets. It was friggin Hilarious the way he Screamed like a girl!

[TheTempest]

LOL! No I didn't...But now that I know...thank you for clairfying that...I think the whole "B*tch" in your location threw me off. Most guys don't say that.

Glad to know you're a guy...:)

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

The "b!tch" in my location is supposed to sound gangsta. Try saying it with emphasis on the "b!tch".

[camelsmoker]

I think saywat posted a while ago that he was married, and his wife's name was Shannon? I might be mistaken, though...

[TheTempest]

I think saywat posted a while ago that he was married, and his wife's name was Shannon? I might be mistaken, though...
Obviously...I never saw that...

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

I posted that on EZ.

[TheTempest]

I posted that on EZ.
Sorry Saywat...

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Less talky, more secretys.

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Ok! My real name is...Saywat48.

[TheTempest]

Soooo many secrets to tell... no time to tell them...

[The_Island]

start with one at a time :)

[skate22]

Im not tellin

[TheTempest]

I have a teeny tiny mole on my hip in the shape of a :heartpump.

[An"Other"]

I have a teeny tiny mole on my hip in the shape of a :heartpump.

Is that all? I have a MUCH bigger secret than that, but I'm not telling mine just yet.... :p

I love building suspense...hehehe

[TheTempest]

Pssst.... You're actually supposed to post a secret in this thread... not just tease. :p

[An"Other"]

Ok I'll just say....I should've been in the "adult entertainment industry".:eye-poppi

[TheTempest]

Ok I'll just say....I should've been in the "adult entertainment industry".:eye-poppiYer that hot huh?;)

[skate22]

pssst... i wanna kiss ian....end pssst

[An"Other"]

Yer that hot huh?;)

Well...Yeah! But that's not always what counts in the "adult entertainment industry" ...;)

[TheTempest]

Jinkies!:eye-poppi

[Alostcause]

I can't remember anyone else's secret, let alone mine

[User.Name]

i lost my wedding ring and my wife doesn't know i bought a new one .... shhh.

[skate22]

*GASP*

[scotpgot]

I'm a little bit crazy.