The Oxymoron Thread

[Silver54321]

Self-explanatory. :)

[feigenbaum]

I enjoy watching really bad movies, because of how awful they are.I find them so funny.

[Silver54321]

I enjoy watching really bad movies, because of how awful they are.I find them so funny.

This is a pretty common one. Mystery Science Theater 3000 anyone? :D Illinois & Indiana residents may be familiar with Svengoolie as well. Svengoolie was doing the MST3K act wayyy before MST3K! Sven is da bomb!www.svengoolieweb.com

[feigenbaum]

Thought of another one:I drink hot chocolate to cool down in the Summer.I'm not really sure how that works.

[Silver54321]

Thought of another one:I drink hot chocolate to cool down in the Summer.I'm not really sure how that works.

:rotfl:

[feigenbaum]

You might laugh, but it does work.

[Silver54321]

You might laugh, but it does work.

If it really does work then that makes it all the MORE amusing! ;)

[MayBear]

Who you callin' a moron?
And why is there oxy in it? Is it an especially clean moron?
:rotfl:

Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow, but I must leave this thread to go fix supper for the love of my live, His Royal Pain in the A$$. I will be cooking bitter-sweet chocolate and sweet & sour pork. After supper we will be alone together.

I think I definitely maybe understand this thread.

(I'm playing with the oxymoron idea a little.. hope that's ok.)

[badboy]

I'm playing with the oxymoron idea a little.. hope that's ok.

Your interpretation of playing with the oxymoron is decisively vague, and although the tumultous consistency of the thoughtless idea of this thread is unemotively stimulating it reclusively presents a shoelaced Gordian knot to which the feet are bound loosely and remains unhelpfully hinting that the unobjective purpose of this thread is selfishly altruistic.

Did I do that right?

[cricer]

It might just be me, but...

ANARCHY RULES!

[Garden of Eden]

Your interpretation of playing with the oxymoron is decisively vague, and although the tumultous consistency of the thoughtless idea of this thread is unemotively stimulating it reclusively presents a shoelaced Gordian knot to which the feet are bound loosely and remains unhelpfully hinting that the unobjective purpose of this thread is selfishly altruistic.

Did I do that right?

:rotfl: Touche!

Afterall, the fickle-minded decision to finally start this subtly conspicuous thread is a terribly good idea! If we could make this a sporadically regular thread, I absolutely might be a departing visitor here. For now, I'm off to productively consume some jumbo shrimp for an evening breakfast!

[feigenbaum]

I'm not very well off, but some of my friends are millionaires.

[LostInWilderness]

Maybe we should just get rid of the oxy.

[redneck once removed]

The two I always think of are Jumbo Shrimp and Freezer Burn

I drink soda to go to sleep sometimes :eyebrow: