If I...

[jerm]

I don't know if this game has been played before...
How to play:
First put:
If I (did something)
Then TPAM or TPBM [The Person Above Me or The Person Below Me] (would do what?)

Ok... let's play.

[Jinjur]

If I ate Llama burgers

TPAM might survive....

[larker-tv]

if i said "i dont get it"

TPAM would say "you'll get used to it"

[jerm]

If I jumped off a cliff
Then TPAM would celebrate with llamas.

[Jinjur]

If I said I only posted in here to show Jerm the error of eating Llama burgers around a fire dancer

TPAM would agree that he should choose another favorite food

[jerm]

If I stopped eating Llama Burgers
TPAM would be happy

[Jinjur]

If I said yes, would

TPBM stop?

[jerm]

Yes, The Llamas are now safe.

[Jinjur]

If I wrote a song

TPBM would listen to it....

[jerm]

If I held a block party
TPAM would sing there

[Jinjur]

If I could breathe underwater

TPBM would ask for some treasure

[jerm]

If I owned a llama farm

Then TPBM would buy many llamas

[larker-tv]

If i was an anti-llama person
TPAM would hate me

[IwannaBlost]

If I lived in Paris...

TPBM would be a very happy man;)

[camelsmoker]

:)
If I was any happier...

TPAM would have to glue pieces of me back together.

[juanbong]

..."could save time in a bottle, The first thing that I'd like to do.."

Oh, I thought this was the Jim Croce thread. My mistake.

[Momofsamty]

If I could fly, TPBM would want to fly with me.

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

That would be nice.

If I could be older, TPBM would want to be younger.

[Momofsamty]

That would be nice.

If I could be older, TPBM would want to be younger.

That is an interesting thought. But

If I were younger TPAM would also be younger.

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

I guess so.

If I exploded,TPBM would be sad.

[Momofsamty]

I guess so.

If I exploded,TPBM would be sad.


If I... found out TPAM exploded, I would indeed be sad.

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

If I got fat...TPAM would think I look like Hurley.

(I dont look like Hurley)

[Momofsamty]

If I got fat...TPAM would think I look like Hurley.

(I dont look like Hurley)


If I... were to imagine what TPAM looks like, it would not be Hurley. LOL

**Remembers muscle arguement between TPAM and Cricer**

[Jinjur]

If I were to own an island...TPBM would be willing to be marooned on it.

[cricer]

Hell yeah!!

If I were to arm wrestle LPOK TPBM thinks I would win

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

I doubt it!

If I were to drown TPAM would not save me.

[*Saint*]

If I asked what the deal with Llamas was...

TPBM would tell me? Pretty please? :coffeedunk:

[camelsmoker]

If I were to tell TPAM that llamas are members of the order Artiodactyla--sometimes known as even-toed ungulates--and are more specifically members of the family Camelidae, much the same as camelus dromedarius (yours truly)... most people wouldn't care.

[redneck once removed]

L;)L,
If I cared, the TPAM would have just impressed me.

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

You know how I do.

If I got 1 million dollars, the TPBM would love me.

[Jinjur]

perhaps....but not for your money:D

If I wanted a lollipop TPBM could give me one...

[eldirion]

If I found some Tiger Pops, TPAM would want one

[Jinjur]

If I knew what a tiger pop was...i might want one....

If I ran over a nail TPBM would help me change me tire

[eldirion]

If I put the nail there, I guess I would have to help TPAM change the tire ;)

[Jinjur]

hehe touche

If I shot with a bb gun you would forgive me...

[eldirion]

If I knew that it had a good motive behind it, TPAM would be in a little less trouble

[Jinjur]

If I beat TPBM at tetherball they might cry

[eldirion]

If I was plural....I don't think we'd lose a tetherball game to TPAM :D

[jerm]

If I bumped this tread
TPBM would post.
(I'm not trying to make this thread desperate I'm trying to bump another thread that shall not be named. :D )

[blue sunrise]

If I :bump:-ed this thread because I was bored and procrastinating...

then the person below me would be sympathetic.

(And if that person were a mod, they might move this into the arcade for something new to do. :) )