THE "What if"..."Then"...GAME!

[FairVerona]

:goodvibes WHAT IF...THEN... :goodvibes

Someone puts in a "What if" question.
Then someone answers with "Then" ________.
Then you start a new "What if" for the next person.

For example:

What if Hurly lost weight?

Then he would be a stud.

What if... etc.

I'll start...

What if it never stopped raining?

[Dharmit]

Then the world would be very wet.

What if a Stephen King book came true? Like... The Stand.

[FairVerona]

(didn't read the stand) but...
Then we'd all have dogs named Cujo...who'd be burried at the pet cemetary.

What if the sun never set?

[Dharmit]

I'd get so freakin tired... 'cause I need dark to sleep.

What if all the sleepless people turned into pirate zombies?

[FairVerona]

Then we'd have to swim for our lives! ARG!

What if Papa didn't preach?

[john_locke]

Then he couldnt buy his children the cake they wanted.

What if the earth was left in total darkness?

[timbo910]

Then everyone would go around yelling so that we don't bump into each other

What if it was socially acceptable to walk around nude?

[Think]

Then panhandlers would go out of business. (think about it)

What if there really was only one right person in the world for every other person?

Then every other person would be lonely.

What if:

Dogs could speak?

[FairVerona]

Then they'd just tell you, "someones at the door!"
What if we never kissed and made up?

[Think]

Then that would just be sad!!!!

What if:

Everyone tossed out their cell phones!?

[eldirion]

Then I wouldn't say "Can you hear me now?"

What if raindrops were gumdrops?

[FairVerona]

We'd all be in jail
What if the moon really does shine..you know where?

[Think]

Then Oh, what a rain it would be...
(I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide...)

What if your thought-dreams could be seen?

Then everyone would be ostrasized.

What if: Everyone were ostrasized?

[Garden of Eden]

Then we're pretty much back at square one

What if sunset's were green

[FairVerona]

Then lucy is in the sky with diamonds
What if we had no names?

[FairVerona]

Then I would be without sight

what if fluoride doesn't fight cavities?

[Garden of Eden]

Then doorknobs would be in high demand

What if walt disney was a nazi?

[eldirion]

:rotfl:

Then we would be watching cartoons in formation.

What if bottled water never came about?

[FairVerona]

Then disneyland would be duetchneyland

What if he didn't pull the ribbon from her hair?

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Then half the world would have wet pants.

What if the world rotated backwards.

[Garden of Eden]

then America would be called the Middle East

What if Dubya hadn't caught Saddam

[FairVerona]

Then we'd always have do-overs
What if who didn't take first base?

[FairVerona]

then America would be called the Middle East

What if Dubya hadn't caught Saddam

Then he'd be fair game!
What if there were no toys?

[john_locke]

Then there would be lots of sad children :(]

What if it wasnt Fish and Chips?

[FairVerona]

Then you wouldn't have me as a friend
What if the pot didn't call the kettle black?

[FairVerona]

Then KFC would be KFF
what if there weren't rainbows?

[Garden of Eden]

then dorothy wouldnt have a song to sing

what if the color red didn't exist?

[FairVerona]

Then i'd buy you the world...well sort of
what if we had no oceans?

[FairVerona]

Then i'd ask you to tutor me
what if we had no rain?

[FairVerona]

Awwwwee!
Then Adam would get his rib back
What if babies slept through the night?

[FairVerona]

Then hoodini would have no gig.
what if bolts had no nuts?

[FairVerona]

*misses*
Then you might not be any fun

What if I only had eyes for you?...love that song

[FairVerona]

Then there'd be no need for botox.
What if the devil was in a blue dress?

[FairVerona]

Then you have to buy me the world back.
What if all theories had holes

[FairVerona]

Then you might want me for your master?
What if Bert was evil?

[FairVerona]

roflmao!
I remember that song!

Then you might finally be able to get some sleep

What if we never met?

[FairVerona]

What if indeed...Then..who knows?
What if you climbed every mountain...

[FairVerona]

Then I might find you

What if there was no rhyme or reason?

[FairVerona]

Then my heart would flutter bye.
what if jack and jill didn't go up the hill?

[Dharmit]

The farm animals would go thirsty.

What if someone interrupted a cute flirtation?

[Think]

Then some folks might be happy.

What if books were illegal?

[IwannaBlost]

Then a great position would become "99"

What if aliens landed in your backyard?

[Momofsamty]

I'd invite them to dinner.


What if a flock of giant turkeys were sitting in your front yard?

[Momofsamty]

Then I'd ignite them for dinner.

What if you were a vegetarian vampire?

I would suck the blood of a tomato.


What if you were engulfed by flames?

:wave2: Hi Pacey.

[Momofsamty]

Then I guess I'd have to smoke 'em if I had 'em...

What if you were frozen in ice?

:cool: Momo, I assume that was a hypothetical?

Of course! LOL

I would love to be licked until I was freed!

What if animals could talk?

[Momofsamty]

LOL!

Then my dog might spill some embarrassing secrets about me...

What if the sun refused to shine?

I would enjoy the nightime.

What if it never rained on a parade?

[Momofsamty]

Then I know one parade that would be ruined...

What if Superman's dry cleaner burned down with his tights inside?

We'd see his hairy legs.

What if Wonder Woman's Brass bra dented?

[Momofsamty]

Then (here's hoping) you'd lend her yours!

What if Supe shaves his legs?

Then his thighs would be ever so smooth...

What if my bra doesn't fit Wonder Woman?

[Momofsamty]

Baby if that thing don't fit her then she ain't all that wondrous, now, is she?

What if Wonder Woman has to pee while flying the invisible jet?

She lands in a cornfield and pees.

What if spiderman lost his jumpsuit?

[Momofsamty]

Then he wraps himself in a big spider silk ball and rolls on home.

What if Zan and Jayna were really step-twins?

I dont' think that is possible, but if they were it would be weird.

What if Green Lantern's favorite color was blue?

[Momofsamty]

Then he'd probably be feeling it...

What if the Flash were arrested for indecent exposure?

I would be happy to be there to see him expose himself.


What if catwoman couldn't purr?

[Momofsamty]

Mmmmm...that would be...a purrfect catastrophe!

What if 17 people were in chat at the same time?

It would be/and is Mayhem!

What if "chat" turned to "sing"?

[Momofsamty]

Then I'd be glad it's not on my tab...

What if a wood chuck couldn't chuck wood?

Then we would have to chuck the chuck for a beaver.

What if I ran out of witty comebacks to your questions? :D

[Momofsamty]

Then I'd be relieved, since I'm feeling almost (un)dead from chasing your wit all about!

What if we took a break and let the kiddies play?

Darlin' I heartily agree, but this has been the most fun, we shall do it again! :D

[jerm]

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17822&highlight=jerm
:banghead:

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

That's what I was thinking.

[eldirion]

What if jerm had already come up with this thread?

[FairVerona]

Then I could care less.
What if I still don't care?

[camelsmoker]

Then life, and this game, will go on, unperturbed... or will it?

What if the price of apathy was rule by evil?

[IwannaBlost]

Then this world is in alot of trouble.

What if people could read each other's minds

[camelsmoker]

Then you'd know what I'm thinking right now... which I'm sure you do, anyway

What if wishes were horses?

[IwannaBlost]

Then I would be in Paris--and you know who I would be with


If you owned a portkey...

[camelsmoker]

Then I wouldn't need AIM.

What if the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall, and the mountains crumble into the sea?

[IwannaBlost]

I would still be Forever Your Girl because Baby I'm Yours

What if we had met before

[camelsmoker]

Then you'd know what size shoes I wear.


What if I couldn't answer one of your questions seriously?

[IwannaBlost]

I think you just did

What if there was no such thing as pain?

[IwannaBlost]

Then the Day would belong to the Losties

What if the well ran dry?

[curlycowgirl]

Then, bottled water sales would increase.

What if Donald Trump got rid of his comb over?

[IwannaBlost]

He would have to look better

What if they outlawed music?

[curlycowgirl]

Then I would be put in prison!

What if they got rid of prisons?

[cricer]

Then I wouldn't be affected

What if the world was a square?

[EGlVM]

Then all the geniuses who said otherwise would be labeled insane. (Funny how the human race works)

What if the Matrix was real?

[FairVerona]

then numeric and algebraic quantities would still be subject to mathematical operations.

What if dogs were ventriloquists?

[camelsmoker]

Then I might think less of my cat... if I had one.

What if C-A-T really spelled 'dog'?

[IwannaBlost]

Then my blind and deaf cat would be my blind and deaf dog and my 100# doag would be a 100# cat

What if I never went to sleep

[Dorkfish]

Then I would be the happiest person alive!

What if you were man/woman for a day?

[FairVerona]

Then I'd have to decided to flugg... or not to flugg.
(That is the question!);)
What if this was all just a dream?

[Rainflower]

Then I`d be curious to see what happened when I woke up.

What if you had an elephant in your backyard?

[Dharmit]

Then I'd buy a bulldozer sized pooper scooper.

What if we all acted on that attraction?

[Rainflower]

then it would probably bother the ones who didn`t.

What if we all had eyes in the back of our necks?

[island_maverick]

Then I'd be wondering why I needed 4 legs.

What if you had to choose between one less arm or leg?

[Think]

Then I would be riding instead of walking.

What if you had to choose between now or never?

[island_maverick]

Then I'd take the now.

What if never never came?

[Think]

Then I would live as if today would never end.

What if you met the President?

[island_maverick]

Then he'd not be the president.

What if you were all out of kleenex?

[island_maverick]

Then I'd find a new wardrobe.

What if you liked tank tops?

[Think]

Then I'd like you in one!

What if I didn't wear them?

[island_maverick]

Then I'd not rush to cover you up.

What if I wore nothing but a tank top?

[Think]

Then I wold take it off of you.

What if I didnt want to be covered up?

[Rainflower]

Then you`d be naked.

What if you were the last person on earth?

[island_maverick]

Then I'd be happy to wear a tank top.

What if you were the second to last person on earth.

[Jinjur]

Then the other person better be ready for some lovin.....and I better like them!

What if aliens landed tommorow

[Momofsamty]

Then I'd be thankful to be heading home...

What if aliens were already here?

Then there is nothing we can do anyway.


What if the aliens wanted to stay and live amoungst us?

[Momofsamty]

Then i'd want to know if they were the kind of aliens that worked for cheap wages or the kind that had forked tongues and stretched out their jaws to eat mice...

What if they'd already came and left out of disgust?

I wouldn't blame them and wish they had taken me with them

What if they lived on the dark side of the moon?

[Momofsamty]

Then I Wish They Were Here...

What if...edit that was just silly

What if churches were really collecting arms for the poor?


then the poor would never again be able to say "what do you think I have 4 arms."


What if tin foil hats really could keep evil aliens from entering our brains?

[FairVerona]

Thenwe'd be armed and dangerous!
What if michelle wasn't your bell?

[FairVerona]

Then you should be very happy right now!
what if a camel did fit through the eye of a needle?

[FairVerona]

Then I'd flnally get to relax for once!!
What if poodles were the first dog to roam the earth?

[Momofsamty]

Then I'd flnally get to relax for once!!
What if poodles were the first dog to roam the earth?

Then dogs would not be mans best friend


What if someone stuck a tack in your chair?

[FairVerona]

Then I'd say OUCH!
What if I hit the person who put a tack in my chair?

[FairVerona]

yes you did!

[FairVerona]

Then my chair would cry, "Ow! that ain't fair, pokin' a chair down there!"

What if a noun weren't a person, place, or a thing?

Then we'd all be fluggs!
What if day were night and night were day?

[Momofsamty]

Then we'd all be fluggs!
What if day were night and night were day?

it wouldn't make a difference


What if there were no daylight, only moonlight or darkness?

[Momofsamty]

Then...God's bread! it makes me mad:
Day, night, hour, tide, time, work, play,
Alone, in company, still my care hath been
To have her match'd...

***
What if my only love sprung from my only hate?

then you are the definition of a tortured soul


What if there were not a thin line between love and hate?

[FairVerona]

Then...God's bread! it makes me mad:
Day, night, hour, tide, time, work, play,
Alone, in company, still my care hath been
To have her match'd...

***
What if my only love sprung from my only hate?

Then you'd love womens emotional break downs
What if livestock were stackable?

[FairVerona]

I hate this game!

[Momofsamty]

Then the sweetest woman in the world
Could be the meanest woman in the world
*

What if you make her that way?

then you s**ck


What if you couldn't contorl the mean side once you freed it?

[FairVerona]

Then we'd die young.
What if chocolate was the new black?

[Momofsamty]

Then we'd die young.
What if chocolate was the new black?

Then heaven would be on earth


What if sex were prohibited?

[Momofsamty]

Then I'd have to buy a whole new wardrobe...
er, then hell would be on earth...

What if you made sure to read the fine, white print?

Then there would be no chance of getting screwed


What if I dont have a number 2 pencil?

[FairVerona]

Then i'd make sure you read my fine print?
What if everybody stopped clapping and all the fairies died?

hate this game hate this game!!!!

[Momofsamty]

Then i'd make sure you read my fine print?
What if everybody stopped clapping and all the fairies died?

hate this game hate this game!!!!

then perhaps you shouldnt play this game, and the fairies are aready dead.


What if peace was just a dream?

[FairVerona]

Then I'd...*ouch* looses tooth!
what if state farm wasnt a good neighbor?

[FairVerona]

What if MoMo is really a B*tch?

[Momofsamty]

Then they wouldn't be there...
(MOMOThen reality would be a knife?)

What if you let me define...my territory--don't cross the line?

What if this ends now.

[Momofsamty]

What if MoMo is really a B*tch?

what if you have to find out?

[Momofsamty]

What if everyone got a time out before I had to bring out my spanking gloves?

what if you take your own advise darlin' and let me define my territory.

[FairVerona]

What if momo puts up or shuts up?

[Momofsamty]

What if momo puts up or shuts up?

what if your butterfly were stuck to the windshield on my car?

[Dharmit]

Then Mom would have to use extra wiper fluid..
What if Dharmit wiggled naked across the room in a distracting manner??

[IwannaBlost]

Then Mom would have to use extra wiper fluid..
What if Dharmit wiggled naked across the room in a distracting manner??

Dharmit...I would stop to watch

[FairVerona]

*thinks* Momo has to have "warrior chick avatar" to make up for sexual inadequacies.

[Momofsamty]

Then Mom would have to use extra wiper fluid..
What if Dharmit wiggled naked across the room in a distracting manner??

....and that is why I love you! :D

What if Momo followed suit?

[Dharmit]

Then the whole Lost forum would meld into a nekid wiggle frenzy..
What if people gave up angst and laughed all day long?

[Momofsamty]

*thinks* Momo has to have "warrior chick avatar" to make up for sexual inadequacies.

like yours? I don't think so.

[FairVerona]

ohhhhhh please!
What if I pour myself one stiff flugg?

[Dharmit]

Then I would be an otherworldly voyeur.
What if Princess Leia enjoyed wearing her slave outfit?

[Dharmit]

Then I might actually find out what a flugg is.
What if we shared all the flugg and flugot about it all...

[FairVerona]

Then...I'd let go!
What if its time for me to *poof*?

[Dharmit]

Then poof with joy and happiness and come back soon with wonderful wit and charm.
What if we all could poof and come back perfect?

[Momofsamty]

Then poof with joy and happiness and come back soon with wonderful wit and charm.
What if we all could poof and come back perfect?

what if we are pretty damn near perfect already? ;)


What if you could have legs like Stacey Keibler?

[Dharmit]

Then my husband would worship me ever so much more!
What would Mom do with Stacey legs?

[Momofsamty]

Then my husband would worship me ever so much more!
What would Mom do with Stacey legs?

I think we both know what she would do with Staceys legs! Wrap them around something! LOL:Headbang:


What if Shakira ever stops dancing?

[Dharmit]

hates waiting..

[Dharmit]

Then she would have time to dye her roots!
What if Hot Girls thread died out due to lack of interest and/or hot girls?

[Momofsamty]

hates waiting..

probably hates it more...

[Dharmit]

:Hugglepounce:

[FairVerona]

Then you should get back to work silly girl!
What if someone needs to delete their mail?

[Momofsamty]

:Hugglepounce:

:itmdrool:

[FairVerona]

Then someone probably will.
What if someone needs to watch something while the printer is printing?
Then I'd try to guess "what?"
What if the oregon trail ended here?

[FairVerona]

What if there was more lustiness than just between us?
What if I offered you my :popcorn:?
Then I'd hog it!

What if I wondered what "more" meant?
edit: Then there would be more flugging to do!

[FairVerona]

Then I'd be wondering what you meant by "star?"
What if my heart couldn't go on?

[FairVerona]

Then i'd have to obey your every command.
What if I could have time in a bottle?

[FairVerona]

Then I'd save every day
Till eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you
**
What if I had a box just for wishes? or some other kind...
Then I'd have to flugg you on the head a few times!
What if all pictures faded with time?

[FairVerona]

Then i be disappointed because I love nuts...keep it clean now!
What if reading didn't take sooooooooo long?

[redneck once removed]

Then I'd be bored alot more


If dogs and cats could breed with each other....

[Rainflower]

Then we would have pets called dats.

What if bears could talk?

[redneck once removed]

Then they wouldn't let us Humans know about it! l;)l

What if you hooked every light in a Sport's Stadium/Arena up to 'The Clapper'?

[Rainflower]

Then they wouldn't let us Humans know about it! l;)l

What if you hooked every light in a Sport's Stadium/Arena up to 'The Clapper'?

Good point about the bears :)

Then it would be dark ... and light ... and dark... etc.

What if you could never eat cake again?

[redneck once removed]

Then I would be pretty sad but also probably more healthy


What if the whole world had the same dream one night?

[Rainflower]

Then maybe it would be a better world.

What if everyone had to wear pink tutu`s for a day?

[redneck once removed]

Then I think it just might be possible to actually die of embarassment

What if there really are Aliens out there?

[Rainflower]

Then I hope they`re the nice kind.

What if you could rule the world for a day?

[EGlVM]

Then I'd end human kind except for myself and make myself omnipotent forever, thus creating world peace. :D

What if we never realised that meat was tasty?

[EGlVM]

(deleted)

[FairVerona]

Then carnivores would become carnivals.

What if the Shroud of Turin was really the Shirt of Toledo?

[Son of Locke]

What if the whole world had the same dream one night?
"The doctor interrupted me just about then, said 'Hey -- I've been havin' the same old dream.
'Cept mine was a little different, ya see?
I dreamt the only person left after the war was me.
I didn't see you around.'
Well now time passed, now it seems
Everybody's havin' them dreams.
Everybody sees themselves
Walkin' around, there's no one else...

"Half the people can be part right all the time,
And some of the people can be all right part of the time,
But all the people can't be all right all the time."

I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." I said that.
--Talkin' WWIII Blues

Then carnivores would become carnivals.

What if the Shroud of Turin was really the Shirt of Toledo?
Then at least I'd have something to go with these Trousers of Shreveport...

What if, all in all, you were just another brick in the Wall?

[FairVerona]

Then I'd hope for really good neighbors.
What if the real McCoys were fake?

[Son of Locke]

Then wouldn't they be the DeCoys?
What if one and one made one?

[FairVerona]

Then I'd say they must be connected like leggos.
What if there were inconvenience stores?

[Son of Locke]

Then I'd have to think they'd be open 7 minutes a day, 11 days a month, and 365 times total. And there'd be no parking.

What if they did sell a wine before its time?

[FairVerona]

Then I think you'd be drinking kool-aide.
What if the awkward age proceeded the ice age?

[Son of Locke]

Then there would have been many random growth spurts, eruptions, and strange chemical reactions. The mountains would be too small, everything would smell slightly metallic, and no one who visited that time would have any real idea what was going on whatsoever.

What if, in the fraction of an instant just before the Big Bang, there was a Big Chitty?

[FairVerona]

Then you'd be sleek as a thoroughbred. Your seats are a feather bed.
You'll turn everybody's head today. We'll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership The envy of all we survey.
What if Anatidaephobia was the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you?

[camelsmoker]

Then Gary Larson would have some 'splainin' to do.

What if beauty wasn't in the eye of the beholder?

[redneck once removed]

Then ugly people would never get laid?


What if we all had psycic abilities?

[camelsmoker]

Then I'd probably never win on Jeopardy!

What if children could be seen, and not heard?

[redneck once removed]

Then parents would have a lot less :headache:s


What if the Moon really was made of Green Cheese?

[camelsmoker]

Then this (http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~fitz/humor/moon_cheese.html) might happen.


What if there was no such thing as a search engine?

[redneck once removed]

:rotfl: hahahahaha Touche

Then the Internet would be impossible to navigate


What if Dinosaurs had never gone extinct?

[camelsmoker]

Then Michael Crichton (and Steven Spielberg) might need new day jobs.


What if everybody made their own kind of music?

[redneck once removed]

Then my ears would bleed


What if The word 'sex' and the word 'fun' had each other's meanings?

[camelsmoker]

Then I'd be the funniest motherf***er you know. :D


What if the only thing you could say was "Yes"?

[redneck once removed]

lol

Then a lot of people could get the wrong idea lol


What if the Earth really did stand still for a day?

[camelsmoker]

Then we'd all better be saying "Klaatu barada nikto".


What if chickens were capable of speech?

[redneck once removed]

Then they probably wouldn't get eaten as much.


What if wishes were horses? L:pL

[IwannaBlost]

Then I would be with the man that I love right now instead of in Hades.

What if you were never born?

[camelsmoker]

Then you might not wish to be where you wish you were.


What if we had all the time in the world?

[IwannaBlost]

I would spend every second with only you


What is I did something that mad you very mad?

[camelsmoker]

Then I would remember that "love that is not madness is not love".


What if there were nothing written between the lines?

[IwannaBlost]

Then I would remember that "love that is not madness is not love".

What if ^you^ forgot to ask "what if"?


ETA

YOU CHEATED

I would have to find another way to tell you I love you


What if I catch you cheating again?

[camelsmoker]

Then you will have to be much quicker, dear.


What if you're nobody 'till somebody loves you?

[IwannaBlost]

Then I would already be somebody special because someone special loves me


What if I hit the lottery?

[camelsmoker]

Then a celebratory vacation in Paris might be in order.


What if I lived next door to you?

[IwannaBlost]

I would be at your place more than at mine

What if I knew you when we were younger?

[camelsmoker]

The phrase "robbing the cradle" comes to mind...


What if I wasn't such a smart-ass?

[IwannaBlost]

I would have no one to keep me on my toes:)


What if LOST was never aired?

[Momofsamty]

The phrase "robbing the cradle" comes to mind...


What if I wasn't such a smart-ass?

Then you wouldn't be you!


What if I bow out now, cause I just wanted to say "HI" to you two! :)

[IwannaBlost]

Then camel would be alone...going to lunch

What is camel is not here when I get back?

ETA See ya soon momo!!!!

[camelsmoker]

What is camel is not here when I get back?Then he will definitely be here later.

What if one was not the lonliest number?

[MayBear]

Then 0 must be! :D

What if you sneeze cream cheese?

[IwannaBlost]

They we would have to invent stronger Kleenexes

What if people never got a cold?

[MayBear]

Then Kleenex and Puffs might go out of business!

What if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops?

[IwannaBlost]

I would open my mouth and look up everytime it rained.

What if dogs could talk?

[adognamedjack]

Then they wouldnt need us.
What if Your mother was right about everything.

[IwannaBlost]

OMFG NO!!!!! Then I would surely lay down and die!

What if your mother was right about nothing?

[adognamedjack]

Then life is normal!!
What if your computer explodes?

[FairVerona]

Then I wouldn't be typing this...would I?
What if there were accountant street gangs?

[adognamedjack]

ThenGetting your taxes cone would be really expensive!
What if I could see you right now?

[FairVerona]

You'd see me in my nerd glasses.
What if you actually did sell a refrigerator to an Eskimo?

[IwannaBlost]

They would have no outlet to plug it into in the igloo

What if the angels feared to tread?

[Momofsamty]

They would have no outlet to plug it into in the igloo

What if the angels feared to tread?

Then it would indeed be the End of the World and the Horsemen are on their way.


What if you could pick your own personal heaven?

[eldirion]

Then my room would be made of Neccos. :D


What if falling stars really were stars falling?

[Momofsamty]

Then my room would be made of Neccos. :D


What if falling stars really were stars falling?

Then it would be raining Hollywood personalities right now.


What if the moom really was made of cheese?

[eldirion]

Then, as camel said, this (http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~fitz/humor/moon_cheese.html) would happen.

(he found the site when this came up before, it's hilarious)

What if my finals finished themselves?

[OMG its LFG]

then you would be a very happy camper.

what if I actually got a job?

[Momofsamty]

then you would be a very happy camper.

what if I actually got a job?

Then you would not be able to post as much.

What if posting was a job?

[IwannaBlost]

Then I would be the IDEAL employee


What if there was no IM?

[OMG its LFG]

Then people would probably have to use that thing called the phone.. or something

(and for the record I use to post MORE when I worked...)

What if the unemployment people call me ask for my job searches?

[MayBear]

Then you will have to hand them over or make some up.:naughty:

What if the grass wasn't always greener over the septic tank?

[Momofsamty]

Then you will have to hand them over or make some up.:naughty:

What if the grass wasn't always greener over the septic tank?

Then you have a plumbing problem or City Sewerage.


What if the grass really is greener on the other side of the fence?

[MayBear]

Then you know the neighbors have a better sprinkler system or can afford to pay a higher water bill or both!

What if the Tellie Tubbies lived across the street from you?

[Momofsamty]

Then you know the neighbors have a better sprinkler system or can afford to pay a higher water bill or both!

What if the Tellie Tubbies lived across the street from you?

I would borrow the purple one's hand bag.


What if you lived at the base of a volcano?

[MayBear]

Then I'd be ok until it became active. At that time I'd rent a U-Haul and haul my stuff outta there!

What if my 14-year old wasn't so mouthy?

[Momofsamty]

Then I'd be ok until it became active. At that time I'd rent a U-Haul and haul my stuff outta there!

What if my 14-year old wasn't so mouthy?

Then my 13 year old daughter wouldn't be either! (**sigh** Teenagers!)


What if my 13 yr. old daughter could stop talking on the phone and IM'ing long enough to get some homework done?

[MayBear]

Then you would wonder who took your daughter and replaced her with that imposter!!

What if I actually got off of my fat posterier and away from this computer and did something practical today?

[Momofsamty]

Then you would wonder who took your daughter and replaced her with that imposter!!

What if I actually got off of my fat posterier and away from this computer and did something practical today?

Then you will miss all the fun.


What if the job I am doing never gets done and I can't go home tonight?

[MayBear]

(at the risk of sounding harsh! -- and remember :Hugglepounce:!!)

Then maybe you should quit playing games and get to work!

What if people took me serious all of the time?

[IwannaBlost]

Then they wouldn't get to enjoy all the fun you provide

What if dogs had 2 legs?

[Momofsamty]

(at the risk of sounding harsh! -- and remember :Hugglepounce:!!)

Then maybe you should quit playing games and get to work!

What if people took me serious all of the time?

(threadjack)
I am working, LOL, the files take forever to process and print, so I have crap loads of downtime between. (didn't want anyone to thing Momo is a slacker)

(end of threadjack :D )

[MayBear]

RE: What if dogs had 2 legs?

Then you could take them for a drag in the park.

What if 12 x 12 was gross?

[Momofsamty]

Then 2 x 3 would be sick...and 6 x 6 would be dirty tricks.

What if baseball bats were also nocturnal?

Then we could only see baseball games at night.


What if there were no rewind on Tivo?

[FairVerona]

Then we could only see baseball games at night.


What if there were no rewind on Tivo?
Then you wouldn't be able to watch your fav LOST epi over and over again!
What if ther were secret elephant aerial grounds?

[Momofsamty]

Then you wouldn't be able to watch your fav LOST epi over and over again!
What if ther were secret elephant aerial grounds?

The elephants would trumpet it to the world.


What if the Wild Card, weren't really wild?

[camelsmoker]

Then the joker wouldn't tell jokes?

What if the lion lay down with the lamb?

[FairVerona]

The elephants would trumpet it to the world.


What if the Wild Card, weren't really wild?
Then it would be kinky!
What if the dog didn't eat your homework?

[Momofsamty]

Then it would be kinky!
What if the dog didn't eat your homework?

Then I would have no excuse.


What if it really could rain cats & dogs?

[VeeAyetheCPA]

My children would finally get the pet they've been asking for.


What if Lost were cancelled?

[FairVerona]

Then life as we know it would be over! (lol)
What if you didn't ever see it coming?

[VeeAyetheCPA]

We'd have a head-on collision.


What if the world suddenly turned black and white instead of color?

[theisland]

Then I would sell Color DVD's for outrageous prices.

What a cast member from Lost walked up to you and asked for a ride?

[Khan]

If it's Holloway he'd get it,if it's Fox, he'd walk.
What if you could make forum rules for a day?

[MayBear]

Then they would pretty much stay the same except that folks that didn't follow them would be exhiled to a much less friendly board for 2 days.

Whut if wurdz wer spelld lik tha sowndd?

[EGlVM]

Thn I wood b dslxic.

What if we were the only life in the universe?

[MayBear]

Then we would be lonely!

What if money grew on the tree in my back yard?

[redneck once removed]

You would spend hours of your life Jesus Stick Beating people for trespassing


What if everything around us was made of chocolate?

[MayBear]

Then things would get really messy in the summer time!!!
(and I would probably weigh 3x more than I do now!!)

What if I actually went to bed before midnight?

[redneck once removed]

Then I would have noone to play the games with here on the night shift.

What If it started to snow tomorrow?

[Garden of Eden]

Then I wouldnt be prepared for it would i?

What if there were only 6 days a week?

[redneck once removed]

Then there would be extra hours in each day

What if we all really could turn invisible and just don't know how?

[adognamedjack]

Then "Hollow Man" would be the scariest movie ever.
What if Toys really are alive.

[IwannaBlost]

Then there would be alot more kids terrified by the evil Jack-in-the-box


What if water became wine?

[Garden of Eden]

Then Christopher Columbus wouldve been too plastered to discover America!!!!

What if alcohol did not make you drunk?

[camelsmoker]

Then at least moonshine would still be good for cleaning axle grease.


What if the only song you knew the words to was "Hey Jude"?

[IwannaBlost]

Then I would substitute "Job" and sing it all day long

What if your computer had a video cam?

[camelsmoker]

Then I would be hoping that someone other than Big Brother would like to watch me.

What if you never had to sleep, eat, or drink again?

[IwannaBlost]

That would give me more time to be with the one I love

What if you could have sex for 24 hours straight?

[camelsmoker]

Then someone I know would be very, very happy, and very, very tired. :D

What if there was another business like show business?

[IwannaBlost]

Then noone would have ever sang that song

What if dogs flew and birds could not?

[camelsmoker]

Then hunters would be very confused.


What if all there was to being rich and successful, was hard work and talent?