Smoke monster

[orangemen07]

This hiatus is driving me crazy, 120 days until S3!

I'm getting Veclempt!

Talk amongst yourselves: The smoke monster is neither smoke, nor a monster. Discuss..

[Cranky]

Don't feel too bad orangemen, but this thread will probably get moved, merged, or locked...the mods have this Anti-"Non Discussion" Act that they just passed, so unless your a Non Metallic Metal you can't be a thread about nothing.

[orangemen07]

Yea, I figured that would happen, but what can I say, I'm losin' my marbles!:rolleyes4

[Cranky]

I think I found one...oh, wait, that's a peanut.

But tell me, why do you think the monster isn't smoke or a monster? Or was that just some BS you made up?

[orangemen07]

Part bs, but it didn't eat Eko, so the only crime its committed in my eyes is against the environment(ripping out trees). Plus smoke doesn't have pictures of stuff flashing around in it.

:bs:


EDIT: I just got your joke too! Something tells me they wont come back into the picture until October 4th:cry:

[Cranky]

I'm pretty sure it's a given that it's not just smoke.

But they did see it before Locke was grabbed in the season finale, and when they threw the "Din-O-Mite" down the hole smoke did pop out the other end and fly off.

So, let's say the smoke is the monster, what's in the hole? Razors or something? How else would it have shredded the pilot and spit him back out into the trees?

[orangemen07]

Unless...






that was a different monster:eek:!



DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN...

[Cranky]

Two monsters? That's just too much to comprehend!

Although, I have always liked the idea of a black smokie and a white smokie.

[orangemen07]

"Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony..."


another beatles reference! I think we've had another breakthrough Cranky!

[Cranky]

There was more than one Beatles reference?
Oh, I forgot, Lost has referred to just about EVERYTHING.

[orangemen07]

Well, I think we should change the name of this thread to The orangemen/Cranky chat room: noone else allowed! It's been good buddy, but I'm tired, I'll see ya tomorrow:Cheers:

[Cranky]

*Yawns*

[Cranky]

Time for coffee! And monster discussion! My two favorite things! (Besides !'s)

[Journey89]

Part bs, but it didn't eat Eko, so the only crime its committed in my eyes is against the environment(ripping out trees). Plus smoke doesn't have pictures of stuff flashing around in it.

:bs:


EDIT: I just got your joke too! Something tells me they wont come back into the picture until October 4th:cry:
We arent in Kansas anymore

[orangemen07]

Time for coffee! And monster discussion! My two favorite things! (Besides !'s)

Maybe the monter is just bewithed coffee grinds:eek: !!!!!

[Cranky]

Maybe the monter is just bewithed coffee grinds

At this point in time the monster could be anything from air pollution incarnate to molecular intelligent organisms to bad gas.

[Richardstone]

Gregg Nations was asked if he knew what Damon meant when he said we'd "seen the Monster"...

Yes, I know what they meant. They are kind of devilish to put that hint out there like that, aren't they? I can give you a further hint: they are referring to an espisode after "The 23rd Psalm." That was episode 10, so it's basically in the second half of the season. Good luck finding it. And enjoy rewatching the episodes.

That rules out a few things, which gets us closer...

[Cranky]

That rules out a few things

But does it really?

[Richardstone]

But does it really?

Yeah, absolutely, figure out what episodes some things are in (such as Kate's Black Horse) and you can say yes it could be or no it definitely is'nt...

He basically narrowed it right down to Season 2 Episodes 11 - 23, it was somewhere in there...

As with everything in LOST, it's not irrefutable, but that's what I took from his comment...

[Cranky]

Her horse was pre-11, but I know you're just using it as an example. Still, a shadow moving the background could be the monster. Or Dave. Or Fenry for all we know. Perhaps the Hurley Bird. Was there smoke inside one of those containers in the pile laying out in the jungle? Was the monster hiding in Michael's hair?

Where, O where, was the monster?

[orangemen07]

Get this: COCAINE is the monster!!!!



Just TPTB incorporating a little PSA into their show. I think that is a respectable decision on their part.

[orangemen07]

Hey! Cranky! Three pages and the mods still haven't shut us down!




ITS A MIRACLE!!!!
:rolleyes4:clap::rotfl::celebrate
:musik29::hammersel:hyper:

[Cranky]

Well, I think we should change the name of this thread to The orangemen/Cranky chat room: noone else allowed!

Not only that, we got new members! :celebrate

[orangemen07]

:Headbang:We rock! I think we should get the mods to move this to the Lostaway section, then we can make it official!

[Cranky]

:shhh: so we don't draw too much attention to ourselves.
:crossfing So far, so good.

[Without Dane]

I've found my way here you two little sneaks!

But don't worry, I won't blow the whole show.

:wizard: I'll cast some spells instead.

[orangemen07]

Oh yeah, this is an exclusive group, we don't want outsiders:footinmou.


:welcome:
But on a lighter note, I'd like to formally welcome Richardstone,Without Dane, and of course Journey89, whom we so rudely ignored in post #14.

[Cranky]

Now to actually discuss something so's not to be a nothing thread.

Where were we anyway...?


:wizard: I'll cast some spells instead.


:rotfl:

[Cranky]

Oh, yes, Richardstone's comment on what the monster might also be or where it might also have been seen.

[orangemen07]

Now to actually discuss something so's not to be a nothing thread.



Awww schucks, we actually have to have meaningful conversations now


:sadwalk:

[Without Dane]

Interesting about that clarification regarding the podcast. Cranky you're definitely correct that it doesn't narrow it down much at all. But, I do find it interesting that its something concrete enough they can point out when it is/isn't visible. (i.e. some people saying "the memories are the monster!")

I like this thread. I feel like I can spread my wings truly for the first time.

[Cranky]

So would we be the wind beneath those wings?

[orangemen07]

Okay guys, get ready for this, I'm actually going to be serious for a moment.


:scratchchWhen did the medical hatch come into the picture, because I always found it odd that there was an "escape hatch" there in claire flashback, but it was gone (along with its door) when she and kate went back. Maybe there doing more than just psychological experiments in the Dharma Initiative...

[Cranky]

Awww schucks, we actually have to have meaningful conversations now


:sadwalk:

It's ok, organemen07, it's all :bs: meaningful conversation.

[Cranky]

Wait, what "escape hatch" I thought the door she saw in her flashback was the same one she saw in the present.

[orangemen07]

no, when Ethan is walking her back to aaron's room, there was a door labeled Escape Hatch on the right wall, but it was gone when Kate went back.

EDIT::sleepzzz:

[Without Dane]

I think I have to rewatch before I comment. I thought the escape hatch was there both times.

[Cranky]

Ohhh, that door. Hmm. Couldn't just be an error. Perhaps the angles were wrong and you couldn't see it.

[Cranky]

Dude! One of my slices of cheese was wrapped inside out! There was no way to open it!

[orangemen07]

Maybe I just thought it wasnt there because Kate didn't investigate it. I'm 99% sure it wasn't though.

EDIT: Ahhh! Damn Cheese!

[Cranky]

I know. Luckily the cheese packet had an escape hatch, so I got the cheese out. Although upon another inspection...I couldn't find the hatch.

Maybe The Others have OCD and can only enter through the entrance and exit through the exit...can't pack up and leave through the front door. What are you going to do? Make an escape hatch!

[Without Dane]

haha

I'm lactose intolerant. Cheese like that is a godsend for me.

[orangemen07]

Maybe cheese is the Monster?!?



And the others sent Hurley away so he could eat the monster, thus saving the island from peril!

[Doletrain]

I think I have to rewatch before I comment. I thought the escape hatch was there both times.
I thought it was there too, just hard too see because of the camera angle (I'm talking about the Escape Hatch).

[Cranky]

You know, Doletrain, wants you start posting in this thread you can't leave, right? We can't afford you to tell the others about us.

In lighter news: this thread is like the general discussion of the general discussion forum. It's a bit weird.

[Without Dane]

It is a bit wierd. But it feels just right... like my worn in 'Hank Chinaski' t-shirt.

[orangemen07]

Welcome to the thread Doletrain. If this were a bar, this would be the part where I lei you, and hand you a drink with an umbrella in it.


Cranky, we rock at staring threads, I think we should go into business.

[Doletrain]

Oh snap .... you guys had to change the suject to cheese ... my bad. LOL! :clap:

[Doletrain]

Welcome to the thread Doletrain. If this were a bar, this would be the part where I lei you, and hand you a drink with an umbrella in it.



Thanks for the warm welcome .... :Cheers:

[orangemen07]

Hey, this is an exclusive thread to be in. By July, we're gunna need a bouncer, I guarentee it!

[Cranky]

Cranky, we rock at staring threads, I think we should go into business.

Then launder millions of dollars, lie to our employees, help out our friends with some inside trading, and file for bankruptcy while we're on jets to Mexico.


Hmm, all we need now is Blackhawk or Sals to really liven up the place. They probably have better threads to visit, though.

[orangemen07]

They probably have better threads to visit, though.


What are you talking about? It doesn't get any better than this!

[Cranky]

I think I hear someone coming....okay, they passed. Man, for being an underground thread we sure have lasted long.

[Without Dane]

Cranky you heard that too?? I thought I was losing my mind.

Should I make a sandwich or have a bowl of cereal?

[orangemen07]

I thought we'd be shut down after the second post, now look at us. This is number 55!

[Cranky]

Cereal has it's kicks.

[Without Dane]

What cereal did they serve fHenry? I'm blanking. Corn flakes?

[Cranky]

Dharma corn flakes

EDA: Or was it Dharma frosted flakes? Or just Dharma flakes?

[Sweet Doo]

How did I miss this thread? It's amazing!

[Cranky]

Sweet Doo, how could I forget to add you to my Blackhawk/Sals post, jeez, I knew I was forgetting someone!

[orangemen07]

generic Dharma corn flakes... with no milk:vomit:


EDIT: More new recruits!!!! We rock Cranky:Headbang:

[Without Dane]

ahh, right right. I guess I could just grab a marker and cross out Kellog's.

[Sweet Doo]

Sweet Doo, how could I forget to add you to my Blackhawk/Sals post, jeez, I knew I was forgetting someone!
Haha, its ok, I know I can't stack up to the comedic mastery of those two.

Seriously though, how has this thread lasted so long? You guys don't even relate posts to lost by bolding them like we do in NMM. It's a goo thread though. Much unlike Nathan, who wasn't a goo person, and therefore wasn't on the list. Wait, what thread am I in?

[Cranky]

lol, yeah, it's weird, I thought the mods would be all over this place. Either we're lucky. Or they love us, :o

[Without Dane]

Bold.

Problem solved.

[orangemen07]

How could you not love this thread? Besides, how could they shut us down now? We have too many members. The backlash would be horrible.

[Doletrain]

Ever since Desmond turned the failsafe key, the mods haven't been around. Coincidence? :scratchch

[dunnsky]

Talk amongst yourselves: The smoke monster is neither smoke, nor a monster. Discuss..

:rotfl:

[orangemen07]

Ever since Desmond turned the failsafe key, the mods haven't been around. Coincidence? :scratchch


Alas, Another feasible theory! and people say this thread is pointless!

[Cranky]

Coincidence? :scratchch
I think not.

[Without Dane]

I think not.

Agreed. and I'm not just saying that.

[Cranky]

Bolded or not, we talk about some deep Lost-related stuff here. All the time. 24/7.

[orangemen07]

Bolded or not, we talk about some deep Lost-related stuff here. All the time. 24/7.


Not true, we take naps and coffee breaks:coffeedunk:

[Cranky]

Yes, coffee, how could I forget. Do they have dharma coffee?

[Without Dane]

I haven't learned this much about being LOST in bold since my freshman year Logic class!

[Doletrain]

Alright, I'm heading out of this thread for tonight ...... maybe I'll chat tomorrow in this thread unless the failsafe is turned again? Enjoy the Dharma flakes and coffee! :Cheers:

[orangemen07]

Alright, I'm heading out of this thread for tonight ...... maybe I'll chat tomorrow in this thread unless the failsafe is turned again? Enjoy the Dharma flakes and coffee! :Cheers:


Goodbye for now, and Namaste.

[Doletrain]

I almost forgot my bold and my underlines!

[Mysterious Mike]

CHARLIE: If you guys are finished verbally copulating we should get a move on

[Cranky]

dunnsky...He'll come back. They always do.

:Cheers: Doletrain!

[Doletrain]

Namaste!

[Cranky]

Originally Posted by Mysterious Mike
CHARLIE: If you guys are finished verbally copulating we should get a move on

A lil post-whoring never done nobody harm.
Besides, on occasion, we mention Lost.
(It's a great show by the way, I can't wait to figure out Fenry's real name.)

[orangemen07]

Ok, I leave the thread for two minutes, and I miss a whole mess of action. What just happened?

[Mysterious Mike]

A lil post-whoring never done nobody harm.
Besides, on occasion, we mention Lost.
(It's a great show by the way, I can't wait to figure out Fenry's real name.)



I am not post whore hating I just like to throw that Charlie quote once in awhile. :mischievo

[Without Dane]

fHenry's real name. Who knows. What a jerk!

[Cranky]

Ok, I leave the thread for two minutes, and I miss a whole mess of action. What just happened?
I'm not sure...


I am not post whore hating I just like to throw that Charlie quote once and awhile. :mischievo


Who doesn't like to throw Charlie around...oh, wait, his quote?
Yeah, Dom is a little divided on theses here boards. Some love him. Most hate him. I don't know where I fall.

[orangemen07]

So whats our member rate at now? 9!

[Without Dane]

What's everyone up to at the moment?

[orangemen07]

What's everyone up to at the moment?


Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the path of Doletrain and catch some z's. Don't go too wild without me, okay guys...
:celebrate

[Sweet Doo]

What's everyone up to at the moment?
I just finished making a contest for NMM, which took me quite a while. Now I'm gonna go watch real world.

Much like the dharma subjects in the pearl hatch watched the members of the swan hatch. I can't not do it guys, I'm sorry.

[Cranky]

It's okay, Sweet Doo, cross pollination is all the rage these days. I think I'll be heading out soon, too. I think if we sneak out quietly :ghost2: they wont notice and maybe we'll be safe!

[Without Dane]

I think we'll be alright.

Just like Desmond, Locke, and Eko may be alright following the turn of the key.

(eh, eh?)

[Without Dane]

goodbye thread. :(

[Sweet Doo]

goodbye thread. :(
What makes you say that? You have to have faith. Much like Locke used to have faith.

[Without Dane]

Its interesting the way one thing leads to another. Not unlike how Locke's faith led to Boone's death.

[Cranky]

I wonder if saywat and ekoistheman would join, those 2 are an odd couple.
Quick, someone mention how stupid Lost is or that nothing makes sense-then Rick James will join!

I bet if we had pictures of Kate then everyone would knocking on our door. (Or out escape hatch...)
Speaking of escape hatches, I wonder if they'll ever re-visit the medical hatch. Probably not.

ETA(have I been accidently saying EDA this whole time?): korndiddy and seaicilin, I'm wondering where they're at too...

[Sweet Doo]

Good morning, thread.

[orangemen07]

Ahhh, had my nap, had my coffee, and now I'm roarin' to go!

[orangemen07]

So can anyone see the banner in my sig? Cuz it came up as a big red X in the office today.

[Sweet Doo]

Yup, I see it.

[latenac]

Wow the Dharma version of Seinfeld. Not even cereal or any references to Superman though. I do think that Eko is the Superman of the Island or maybe it's Smokey.

[Rick James]

A is B

B is C

And Z is uuuggghh? a cool car?

[latenac]

Sorry guys.

[Sweet Doo]

For what?

[latenac]

apparently bringing baggage with me.

[Rick James]

Quick, someone mention how stupid Lost is or that nothing makes sense-then Rick James will join!


I apparently have garnered a rep. This is most exciting!

I am the self-appointed Great Defender of Lost lovers!

[Cranky]

Yeah, I figured we could put aside our posting differences for one single thread..while the thread lasts anyway.

[Rick James]

BTW if people think the show is stupid, thats fine with me. And if nothing makes sense then thats fine with me too. I just hate when people do those two for reasons that don't exist. Like assuming events have been explained or have taken place. Thats all.

[Sweet Doo]

Yeah, I figured we could put aside our posting differences for one single thread..while the thread lasts anyway.
This thread isn't going anywhere, not on my watch.

[Cranky]

I wonder if dharma and wal-mart are in cahoots?

Large quantities of unmarked food good enough to drop onto an uncharted island.

[orangemen07]

I wonder if dharma and wal-mart are in cahoots?

Large quantities of unmarked food good enough to drop onto an uncharted island.


And the Others are all disgruntled ex-employees of the ill-fated K-Mart!

[Sweet Doo]

I wonder if dharma and wal-mart are in cahoots?

Large quantities of unmarked food good enough to drop onto an uncharted island.
That would explain a lot, wouldn't it.

[CENSORED]

I wonder if dharma and wal-mart are in cahoots?

Large quantities of unmarked food good enough to drop onto an uncharted island.

HOLY COW!!!!!!!! Dharma is Wal-Mart! Cranky, you genious! The island is a Wal-Mart society experiment. Why else would "they" be called the "Others". That's what people that don't shop there call those that do. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!:hyper:

[CENSORED]

And the Others are all disgruntled ex-employees of the ill-fated K-Mart!

IT JUST GETS BETTER!!!! The other "Others". K-Mart. Target....ohh crap my brain hurts.

[Smartypants]

Does every thread in GD have the exact same discussion going on? Just wondering.

[orangemen07]

Does every thread in GD have the exact same discussion going on? Just wondering.


This is a one of a kind thread, man. We talk about everything from cheese to department stores and we even incorporate some Lost into it!

[DreaminLost]

I'm simply lurking. Don't want to get involved in any way. But this made me chuckle.
apparently bringing baggage with me.

[orangemen07]

Don't feel too bad orangemen, but this thread will probably get moved, merged, or locked...the mods have this Anti-"Non Discussion" Act that they just passed, so unless your a Non Metallic Metal you can't be a thread about nothing.


Just feelin' a little reminiscent Cranky. Those were the good old days, weren't they?
:p

[CENSORED]

This is a one of a kind thread, man. We talk about everything from cheese to department stores and we even incorporate some Lost into it!

Who has cheese?:bunny:He doesn't.

[Cranky]

Oh, come on Dreaminlost, it's great fun once you get going.

Yes, Orangemen, the nostalgia of post #1...

And I wouldn't be so sure about that, wank, that little bunny has a hell of a lot up his sleeve.

[orangemen07]

It's eerily quiet in this thread tonight:weeping:


:sadwalk:


EDIT: Oh praise the Lord, Cranky, Sweet Doo, you're back:clap:. Guess we're just gettin a late start tonight!

[Sweet Doo]

I'm here, but I'm also watching the MTV movie awards. Lame, I know, but Dane Cook is coming up, that's pretty much the only reason I'm watching.

[orangemen07]

On a thursday? What has MTV become? As for me, I'm working on a report (AKA Lost forum), and watching a soccer game on ESPN 2

[Cranky]

Holy crap we've all over looked something majorly important! (Other than the pearl not being th equestion mark and that wal-mart is behind dharma or that mysterious mike doesn't like our thread cause he doesn't comment anymore.)

Originally Posted by Without Dane
I'm lactose intolerant. Cheese like that is a godsend for me.

Without Dane is lactose intolerant! How has that been working out for you?

(Oh, wait, he's not here...)

[Sweet Doo]

On a thursday? What has MTV become? As for me, I'm working on a report (AKA Lost forum), and watching a soccer game on ESPN 2
Haha, I'm outta school for the summer. Sucker.

[Cranky]

I'm going to watch Windfall (it's paused) in a second, I have a feeling it's going to be some poorly written over rated drama...but I'm a sucka for ensemble casts. Heck, that was part of what drew me into Lost.

[Sweet Doo]

I'm going to watch Windfall (it's paused) in a second, I have a feeling it's going to be some poorly written over rated drama...but I'm a sucka for ensemble casts. Heck, that was part of what drew me into Lost.
Cool, haven't seen it but hope it exceeds expectations.

[orangemen07]

It's Dane Cook!!!!

[Sweet Doo]

Haha, and now he's gone.

[Cranky]

Holy crap I have 400 posts. (Well, 401 now...) Man, just think had I not lurked during season 1......o, well the ez-hack sorta knocked all the posts out then. And I guess the move did too. Nevermind then...

[Sweet Doo]

Holy crap I have 400 posts. (Well, 401 now...) Man, just think had I not lurked during season 1......o, well the ez-hack sorta knocked all the posts out then. And I guess the move did too. Nevermind then...
Ha I was the same way. Pretty much all my posts except for like 10 "was that Ethan???!!!!11111oneoneoineoneoneoineoneoisfeiosda io" type posts, are posts I've made since late March. Congrats on 400 btw.

[CENSORED]

It's eerily quiet in this thread tonight:weeping:

Don't cry..here's why:bunny:

[orangemen07]

Just think Cranky, if not for this group, you would probably still be in the low 300's. Yet another blessing from the smoke monster thread!:D

[Sweet Doo]

I think I'm gonna use post 500 to bump an old friend back to the top.

[Cranky]

I was gonna say your close to the 500 mark

[Rick James]

Is their a certain claim to fame with a lot posts. My numbers are low simply due to the insane power of each of my posts. My contributions are so robust and chock full of mind-numbingly stupendous facts, that you can't possibly absorb more than one a day.


Sometimes not even that...

I've seen people crack after a few sentences even...

I'm not kidding...

Do the research...

It's all right there...

Don't believe me?

Check it out...

[orangemen07]

Is their a certain claim to fame with a lot posts. My numbers are low simply due to the insane power of each of my posts. My contributions are so robust and chock full of mind-numbingly stupendous facts, that you can't possibly absorb more than one a day.


Sometimes not even that...

I've seen people crack after a few sentences even...

I'm not kidding...

Do the research...

It's all right there...

Don't believe me?

Check it out...



I'm awe struck right now...


:baby:

[Sweet Doo]

I was gonna say your close to the 500 mark
Yeah, but the majority of them are pretty freakin' stupid. And pretty much the only ones that aren't are in NMM. That thread is like my muse.


Can anyone guess what thread I'm bumping?


ETA: orangemen, i guess you got 200 not too long ago, congrats.

[orangemen07]

ETA: orangemen, i guess you got 200 not too long ago, congrats.


:Headbang:


^all thanks to pointless comments such as this one:cool:

[Doletrain]

It's Dane Cook!!!!
You gotta love the Cook!

[CENSORED]

You gotta love the Cook!

Yeah, my wife is awesome.

[Cranky]

Doletrain!

Sweet Doo, I guess your bumping your very own Pearl V. ? thread...?

[orangemen07]

Ahhh, Doletrain's back! Now we just need Without Dane and we got ourselves a party!

[Doletrain]

Hey Doo, Cranky, Orange and Wankadork!

[Cranky]

I was hoping that Hurley would be in Windfall.

[Sweet Doo]

:Headbang:


^all thanks to pointless comments such as this one:cool:

Yeah, same here.

Doletrain:
You gotta love the Cook!
Monkey, is that you?

Wank:

Yeah, my wife is awesome.
:rotfl:

Cranky:Sweet Doo, I guess your bumping your very own Pearl V. ? thread...?
Nah, bumped that earlier today. I've got something much better.

[orangemen07]

Pssshh, Hurley don't share his money with no one!

[orangemen07]

Cranky:
Nah, bumped that earlier today. I've got something much better.

Like, oh say, THIS ONE!?!


EDIT: Too late:cry:

[CENSORED]

Ahhh, Doletrain's back! Now we just need Without Dane and its a party!

:yayconfet:Cheers::Headbang::celebrate:bunny::catf ight::musik29::hammersel:vomit::tired::vomit::head ache::fever::thumbs_up

Sweet party.

[Doletrain]

:yayconfet:Cheers::Headbang::celebrate:bunny::catf ight::musik29::hammersel:vomit::tired::vomit::head ache::fever::thumbs_up

Sweet party.
LOL :rotfl:

[Cranky]

maybe he's bumping the "blink-blink" thread!!! wait a minute, wee you ever apart of that thread, Sweet Doo?

[CENSORED]

Hey Doo, Cranky, Orange and Wankadork!

Why hello. Have you been introduced to the bunny?:bunny:Oh yeah.

[orangemen07]

We're all family here WANKADORK.

[Cranky]

Wanks got a thing for that bunny.....I should pull out a post I made about Stephen King and that bunny

[Doletrain]

[QUOTE=Sweet Doo].

Doletrain:

Monkey, is that you?


OOO OOOO OOOO AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHH :rotfl: Sorry, no monkey here.

[Sweet Doo]

maybe he's bumping the "blink-blink" thread!!! wait a minute, wee you ever apart of that thread, Sweet Doo?
Secret message from Michael to Sayid? Of course, I knew it, I loved it, but the thread I did bump is my personal favorite.

[Rick James]

Wait a minute...

What is bumping a thread? Is it just merging it with another thread?

[orangemen07]

I believe it is the post that bumps you to the next level of poster. I'm a relative newbie though, so I'm not positive.

[Cranky]

I swear the cast of Windfall couldn't get any bigger! My god, it's confusing. Here's just a portion of the cast:
Angelina Jolie's Lips
Christina Reechi
Captain Gordon from Lost
Oprah Winfrey
Sir Sean Connory
Jessica Simspon
The Anorexic Olsen Twin
Bette Davis' Eyes
The Grim Reaper
Wanda Sykes
Sean Penn Once Again Playing An Autistic Man Cause That’s All He’s Good At
Tom Cruise and Xenu
The cast of Laguna Beach
Pope Benedict
NOT Keanue Reeves
A Cute Kitten
Prince
The Hanson Brothers
Alex Trebek
Chuck Norris
That Slutty Chick from Desperate Housewives
Tom Hanks
Jay-Z
President Bush
A Nun with a Chainsaw
A very drunk Courtney Love
And a special guest appearance by Shakira’s Hips.

[Doletrain]

Wait a minute...

What is bumping a thread? Is it just merging it with another thread?
When you post in a thread, you bump it up to the top of the thread lists. :bump:

[Sweet Doo]

...Chuck Norris...

That settles it, I'm seeing it.


And bumping a thread is bringing a thread back to the top of the first page by posting in it. It's usually used for threads, like Locke's Sock Drawer, that are a few pages back.

[orangemen07]

The rest I could understand about, but how on Earth could they afford Alex Trebek?!?

[CENSORED]

I swear the cast of Windfall couldn't get any bigger! My god, it's confusing. Here's just a portion of the cast:
Angelina Jolie's Lips
Christina Reechi
Captain Gordon from Lost
Oprah Winfrey
Sir Sean Connory
Jessica Simspon
The Anorexic Olsen Twin
Bette Davis' Eyes
The Grim Reaper
Wanda Sykes
Sean Penn Once Again Playing An Autistic Man Cause That’s All He’s Good At
Tom Cruise and Xenu
The cast of Laguna Beach
Pope Benedict
NOT Keanue Reeves
A Cute Kitten
Prince
The Hanson Brothers
Alex Trebek
Chuck Norris
That Slutty Chick from Desperate Housewives
Tom Hanks
Jay-Z
President Bush
A Nun with a Chainsaw
A very drunk Courtney Love
And a special guest appearance by Shakira’s Hips.

Are you serious? They left out the best actor?:Cowdance:(I bet you thought it was the bunny. Oh no my friends..he's camera shy)

[Rick James]

And bumping a thread is bringing a thread back to the top of the first page by posting in it. It's usually used for threads, like Locke's Sock Drawer, that are a few pages back.


I knew that...

Just wading through...

The limitless collection of ineptitude...

It's staggering you know...

The limitlessness of it...

Staggering...

P.s. thanks

[Cranky]

Perhaps I should read Locke's Sock Drawer...it's a lot shorter than NMM, so I might actually be able to keep up

[Sweet Doo]

Perhaps I should read Locke's Sock Drawer...it's a lot shorter than NMM, so I might actually be able to keep up
Not quite as good, but thats like comparing Lord of the Rings to the Hobbit. Go for it.

[Rick James]

Yeah it is good stuff.

[Cranky]

I tried reading the hobbit. The first three pages was about some stupid elf who wanted to go to a party. "I am going to a party. A party I am going to." He reapted the same damn thing 6 million times. And then I remember something bout a giant rabbit...I don't know I put the book down.

[Sweet Doo]

I tried reading the hobbit. The first three pages was about some stupid elf who wanted to go to a party. "I am going to a party. A party I am going to." He reapted the same damn thing 6 million times. And then I remember something bout a giant rabbit...I don't know I put the book down.
I honestly laughed out loud at that, which I don't do that often. Have you read LOTR?



(I don't remember anything about a giant rabbit, you may want to talk to wankadork about that.)

[CENSORED]

And then I remember something bout a giant rabbit...I don't know I put the book down.

YES!!!!!:bunny:His hypnotic power is working! Victory dance!:Cowdance:

[orangemen07]

I tried reading the hobbit. The first three pages was about some stupid elf who wanted to go to a party. "I am going to a party. A party I am going to." He reapted the same damn thing 6 million times. And then I remember something bout a giant rabbit...I don't know I put the book down.


:rotfl: I made it to page six.

[Rick James]

That would be a different book I'll wager.

[Cranky]

No Sweet Doo, never read LOTR, and I didn't watch all the movies either. I only saw the first one. Didn't like it. Everyone else did. I don't know why I didn't.

[CENSORED]

:rotfl: I made it to page six.

Want to know why?..............:monkey:.............jk!It was this:bunny:!

[Cranky]

Oh, wank...try not to go blind over the hiatus, it'll be a long one.

[Sweet Doo]

Wow, I may be the only one in this thread who enjoyed the hobbit. Whodathunkit?

[Blackhawk]

Are you guys trying to set some sort of record for "Most Threads About Nothing Simultaneously at the Top of GD?"

[orangemen07]

How 'bout you Doletrain (if your still here)?

[Sweet Doo]

Are you guys trying to set some sort of record for "Most Threads About Nothing Simultaneously at the Top of GD?"
That's probably my doing, I'll admit. But the fourth thread isn't that bad, it actually has some good ideas. Of course, that's the one I have the least amount of posts in, go figure. You don't think there's a connection, do you?

[orangemen07]

I believe We came to the conclusion that the mods disappeared after the clock ran down and Desmond terminated the system

[Cranky]

Blackhawk! I knew it! Although I'm sure you were only passing through like DreaminLost, your're always welcome-and we're not as crazy as you think. In the beginning we tried to talk about Lost, and it worked for a while. Every now and then we throw her in again.

[Doletrain]

How 'bout you Doletrain (if your still here)?
Yeah .... trying to remember how much of the Hobbit I read (I read some of it in school). Smoke Monster

[Blackhawk]

That's probably my doing, I'll admit.

Ha... well I never said it was a bad thing.;) It seems any new thread that's been posted during the hiatus eventually loses all meaning after a page or two anyway.

[Cranky]

I wonder if anyone ahs tried to relate Lost to LOTR or the hobbit. They've compared it to everything else, why not?

[Cranky]

you know, blackhawk, that monkey of yours is going to get cancer.

[orangemen07]

Yeah .... trying to remember how much of the Hobbit I read (I read some of it in school). Smoke Monster


And to think, that was before Lost. This show is gunna be the end to homework as we know it.

[Sweet Doo]

Isn't there a video of a monkey smoking a cig? Blackhawk is that where your avatar is from?

I'll probably make a LOTR/LOST connection sometime later, considering I'm the only person to actually enjoy the books here. Youngsters these days. (shakes head)

[Blackhawk]

you know, blackhawk, that monkey of yours is going to get cancer.

It's just for the look. He doesn't inhale.

Damn superficial monkey.

[orangemen07]

At least he's not flinging poo like those other degenerate monkeys!

[Cranky]

:rotfl:

Where would I be without this lost forum?

[CENSORED]

Where would I be without this lost forum?

I'd be in bed where I belong right now....man you guys rock!:rockon:

[Doletrain]

:rotfl:

Where would I be without this lost forum?
I'm in the same boat, Cranky .... of course though ... without a smoking monkey.

[Blackhawk]

Isn't there a video of a monkey smoking a cig?

I'd be willing to bet that there is somewhere, but I honestly can't remember where I got this pic from. I think I may have used it on a powerpoint slide once in a talk and have had it lingering on my computer ever since.

[Without Dane]

Wow, this is still going. God bless. I'm going to have some wine.

[CENSORED]

I'd be willing to bet that there is somewhere, but I honestly can't remember where I got this pic from. I think I may have used it on a powerpoint slide once in a talk and have had it lingering on my computer ever since.

That's not a monkey. That's just what Joe Camel looks like after many years of smoking.

[Doletrain]

:welcome: back, Without Dane!

[Cranky]

Without Dane! We were just talking about you a few pages back...you'll have to catch up

[orangemen07]

Without Dane! You're here!

[Cranky]

you mean "here"

[CENSORED]

Alright! Dane! (I've never talked to Dane) Sweet avatar!

[orangemen07]

you mean "here"


Haha, beat you to it!



:tired:Looks like its gunna be an all nighter over here. :Booky:( I used it right this time Cranky:))

[Cranky]

Hmm, now all we need is Sals, Saywat, and ekoistheman and the collection will be complete. (And any of you lurkers....I know your watching. You can post. Go ahead. Do it. Do it!)

And Doletrain the first time I saw your Dharma box I laughed and then sat in silence for an hour going over all of the metaphorical meanings.

[Sweet Doo]

Sin Dane (that's spanish) have you read/enjoyed the hobbit or lotr?

[Cranky]

(that's spanish)

Thanks for clarifying, I was lost for a second. :rolleyez:

[orangemen07]

And Doletrain the first time I saw your Dharma box I laughed and then sat in silence for an hour going over all of the metaphorical meanings.


Likewise. And I did the same with the picture of your car:pant:, except the whole "searching for metaphorical meanings" part.

[Without Dane]

I'm afraid I never really got into LOTR. I did read the hobbit and enjoyed it. and the movies were fun.

Cranky - i watched windfall as well. what's your final say on it?

[Doletrain]

Sorry guys, I have to punk out tonight ..... Orange goodluck on the homework. Cranky, Wanka ,Dane and Doo(sounds like a group) I'm sure you guys will have 12 pages or so I'll have to catch up on tomorrow. Namaste!

*Leaves room contemplating Dharma box ....... box ..... box .... box*
:rotfl:

[Cranky]

And blackhawk, I really must know, what kind of power point were you giving that included a smoking monkey?

[Sweet Doo]

I'm afraid I never really got into LOTR. I did read the hobbit and enjoyed it. and the movies were fun.

Cranky - i watched windfall as well. what's your final say on it?
Finally, I think we're the only ones in this thread who liked the hobbit.

[Cranky]

My take on Windfall? I liked the ending better than where it started. It didn't delve into their lives enough, they gave us 30 flat characters and wanted us to completely understand what all of them were going through in the first 10 minutes. I don't even know any of their names.

And the cliche "you don't know me" dark, mysterious, ex-convict character ot on my nerves.

ETA- But I think compulsion will keep me watching it.

[orangemen07]

So Blackhawk, how do you think the Dharma Initiative would feel about your smoking monkey? I would think that would reverse everything they've done with Joop so far, don't you?

[Without Dane]

Agreed. They didn't get into their lives much at all. And a handful of the storylines were just absurd... the russian girl... the convinct... the "baby blackmail." But overall it was okay. Good for Luke Perry, haha.

[CENSORED]

And blackhawk, I really must know, what kind of power point were you giving that included a smoking monkey?

Probably what you'll look like when you're a constant smoker by age 50.

Well guys..thanks for the discusses and allowing me to joke, but I do have a lot of thought and will post one soon. Thanks for the include. Peace!

[Cranky]

Threadjack about Windfall...and it seems that one guy is the "villain" all the bad stuff happens to him. First he wants to leave his wife for someone else's wife and now he has random babies? What's next, he wants to buy the local orphanage and throw the kids out on the street?

[Without Dane]

yeah. that guy's character was odd.

haha, Hurley definitely should have been on it.

[Cranky]

yeah...Okay, I must be going as well. Until next time, :Cheers: and Namaste.

[orangemen07]

Goodnight Cranky!

[Without Dane]

'Night Crankster.

[orangemen07]

looks like its just me and you WD:)


EDIT: unless WANKADORK and Sweet Doo are still here?

[Sweet Doo]

Here, but not for long.

Night crank.

[Rick James]

Good night everybody.

I rule...

until tomorrow...

or actually probably sun...

(But the I rule comment, stands for all time, not just until sun.)





(They were really meant to be seperate thoughts, so I hope you all got it)


(Not that my un-ending eternal domination isn't visible in all aspects of life... or anything.)



(just making sure)


Good night.

[orangemen07]

I think I'll be leaving now too, otherwise I'll never get this report finished!

[Sweet Doo]

That's the spirit. G'night orangemen. G'night RJ.

[bongnatas]

good nite johnboy:nanabobo:

[latenac]

Wow, I may be the only one in this thread who enjoyed the hobbit. Whodathunkit?

I liked it as well as the LOTR trilogy. I found if I skipped the songs the books were very good. But who actually sings that much?

[Blackhawk]

And blackhawk, I really must know, what kind of power point were you giving that included a smoking monkey?

The Effects of Excessive Feces Flinging and Masturbation on Nicotine Addiction in Primates: A Crtical Review.

[Cranky]

The best part of waking up is...flavorless genetically-altered Dharma brand coffee created to stay fresh for 7 years at room temperatures and enhanced with minerals to help you stay up and push the button...in your cup!

The Effects of Excessive Feces Flinging and Masturbation on Nicotine Addiction in Primates: A Crtical Review.

:spit: <--That would be my Dharma coffee

[DreaminLost]

Hello, little thread.

I think you need a bump. :)

[Cranky]

Thanks DreaminLost! It appears that none of the crew is here sept Sweet Doo. Hey Doo!

[Sweet Doo]

Hey, I'm catching up on threads right now.

[Cranky]

Yeah, tomorrow I'm gonig to read the LSD (no, not Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds) thread and try to catch up on Theories and Speculation...I quit going to that place during the start of season 2, all the thoeries were getting the same, boring, or complex. I read over some of the thread titles recently and they interested me. We'll see...

[Sweet Doo]

Make sure you check out "is walt the deli lama". It's a great read. They may have edited the title though, I'm not sure.

[orangemen07]

Thanks DreaminLost! It appears that none of the crew is here sept Sweet Doo. Hey Doo!



I'm baaack!

[Doletrain]

Me too, just to see what I missed lastnight. I'll check back later .... I'll be in the Non-Smoking Monkey section of this thread in the meantime.

[orangemen07]

Me too, just to see what I missed lastnight. I'll check back later .... I'll be in the Non-Smoking Monkey section of this thread in the meantime.


You didn't miss much. I think we all left about 10 minutes after you, although I lurked about the rest of the forum until about 5 AM.

[Cranky]

Wow, orangemen, that's kinda late...or early...whichever way you look at it.

You know, I was just thinking today, what if in 30 years after Lost is dead and buried they try to make some crappy remake? (All series remakes fail) It'd be hilarious to see who/what they cut out or add. Can you imagine the special effects, though? You actually feel like your in a plane wreck while watching. You actually feel like your on the beach with Locke. You actually feel like your in the shower with Kate.

[Sweet Doo]

You actually feel like your in the shower with Kate.

Excuse me............................................








Cranky, check the survivor thread.

[Sweet Doo]

So who's it gonna be Crank?

[Cranky]

Okay, so I was thinking of voting off Charlie next. That little worm, he barely lost last time. He wont again. Muhahaha

[Sweet Doo]

Done

[Cranky]

To help out this time we can get some people in SmackJack to vote...

[Sweet Doo]

Good idea. Are you asking or should I go?

[Cranky]

You can.

[Sweet Doo]

Thanks.

[Cranky]

Ha. I'll do the dirty work on Charlie next time...

I was gonig to say we could enlist NokomisIsABadRobot in our alliance, but she'd want Sayid to win. I don't think i'm up for that.

When it comes down to it, who are the final three or final two you'd like to see still up there?

[Sweet Doo]

Hmm. I'll post 5 and you post 5, in order, and we'll compare and decide on a top 3. Sayid might actually be in mine actually.

[Cranky]

I can't really decide though. Hold on, let me go check Vonnegut's list again, there's some pretty random people on that thing. (like Aaron...maybe he should win...)

EDIT: Nevermind I got ya...

[Cranky]

Here's who we have left.

Jack
Sawyer
Locke
Kate
Sayid
Charlie
Claire
Walt
Jin
Sun
Rose
Bernard
Hurley
Fenry
Mrs Klugh
Danielle
Desmond
Mr. Eko
Vincent
Aaron
Zeke/Tom/Mr. Friendly
Cindy

[Sweet Doo]

I can't really decide though. Hold on, let me go check Vonnegut's list again, there's some pretty random people on that thing. (like Aaron...maybe he should win...)
But Alex isn't on there- on of my favorite minor characters.

Here's what I got so far, most wanting to keep to least wanting to keep:
1. Fenry
2. Kate
3. Desmond
4. Sayid
5. Danielle (or Alex if Vonnegut updates her list)

[Cranky]

1. Fenry
2. Locke
3. Hurley
4. Danielle (I like her...Alex maybe)
5. Vincent :D