That's a Good Name for a Rock Band

[Smartypants]

Every now and then someone says something and you think "That would be a good name for a rock band."

You do think that -- don't you?

Anyway, here's one.

Chronic Pain in my Soul

;)

[timbo910]

My bro-in-law wants to start a band and call it:

Loc Jau

(pronounced lock jaw)

[The Swan]

Hoof!!

As in a cows Hooves but singular..................

You could sell merchandise, a key chain of a hoof!!!

I LOVE IT!!

[solat]

Heat Death of the Universe

of course that's a metal band.

[boonian androphile]

Drunken Desmond and the 4 Ethans.

[solat]

Ohm and the Resistors

[Son of Locke]

Every now and then someone says something and you think "That would be a good name for a rock band."

You do think that -- don't you?

Anyway, here's one.

Chronic Pain in my Soul

;)Nice. When's the tour? ;)

I actually wanted to call a band Lady Jane Grey. But I'm not sure if I'm mixing X-Men and Tarzan and 19th century English monarchs too much...

[blue sunrise]

Monkey Bars - I'm picturing them as a BNL-type.

[solat]

You mean, Earl Grey tea... plus lemon zest?

[Son of Locke]

Monkey Bars - I'm picturing them as a BNL-type.If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey. And I'd take you both to the bars.


Lemon Zest -- not a bad spinoff band, Cuz. After the big breakup we can have a "How Many Lumps Do You Want?!?" reunion tour.

[Vitriol]

Time For Emulsions

[TheTempest]

Baldilocks

[Vitriol]

Saxophonal Insemination

[Smartypants]

The Primordial Soup is a good name for a rock band. (Thanks, Tempest!)

[TheTempest]

The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

[Vitriol]

Everything's Eventual

Pig Kisser

Brown Star

Shiny Pink Pygmaleon

[TheTempest]

Barefoot Hockey Goalie

[Smartypants]

Awkward Silence is a good name for a rock band. (Thanks, LV!)

[LOST Prodigy of Knowledge]

Bum Out Revery

[vonnegut]

This Band Needs Practice

[Sweet Doo]

If anyone can tell me where these are from, they get a day off from worshipping at my feet:

Goat Cheese Pizza
Bite Sized Yak
Severe Tire Damage

[Vitriol]

Bite Sized Yak! I'm stealing it.

[Smartypants]

Worship My Feet is a good name for a rock band.

[Sweet Doo]

Worship my feet is a pretty good idea anywhere.

[blue sunrise]

Drunken Desmond

Does that mean I get to be the Keeper of the band? Sweet.

[blue sunrise]

If anyone can tell me where these are from, they get a day off from worshipping at my feet:

Goat Cheese Pizza
Bite Sized Yak


Doo! That's twice this morning! My desk is covered in coffee. Now stop that!

[Smartypants]

Ohm and the Resistors

Are you a meditator, Solat?

[Wanna-be Buddha]

The Poop Khakis. Clearly a ska band.

[Smartypants]

Fabulous Elixir of Life would be a good name for a rock band.

[blue sunrise]

They'd be call the Fab Lix for short.

[Son of Locke]

The Poop Khakis. Clearly a ska band.I think you mean Doo's Khakis. But they may just be a cover band.

[TheTempest]

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

[Son of Locke]

A Box of Fish with Tartar SauceDo you think oats would shorten that to Box Sauce? :eyebrow:

[Smartypants]

Or Fish Box.

[Son of Locke]

Or Fish Box.I'd mosh in that pit.

[TheTempest]

Albino Toilet Boys

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Cherith And the Cute Stories

Hero Squad

And, my favorite (this is a real band)...

Gym Class Heroes.

[TheTempest]

Armageddon Dildos

[Magical Trevor]

Ned's Atomic Dustbin is still a classic.

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Smiling Politely

^ That way, the band could say: "Hello, (insert location here)! We are Smiling Politely!"

[Smartypants]

Parallel Forking would be a good name for a rock band.

[vincentstuntdbl#23]

I always thought that APATHY would be a good name for a band..love the spelling....I know a guy at work who started a band .I don't remember the name but he always was buying banana shakes at Rally's. I told him that Banana Shake would be a good name for his band...Anyway...how about Whatsurnames?...or better yet how about Boonian Androphile...that is if they can buy the rights...

[Son of Locke]

Granny Panties and The Bakersfield Sound -- Locke Push-Ups' plus-sized country-rock band.

I too, am a figment. *poof*

[TheTempest]

Afghanistan Banana Stand


Alien Nymphos from Uranus


Bearded Clams


Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings


Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas


Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

[Daniel]

The "Good Name for a Rock" Band

[solat]

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings


My coworkers think I'm crazy, you know. Laughing like this.

[TheTempest]

I'll spoiler this one...
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

[LPU]

Granny Panties and The Bakersfield Sound -- Locke Push-Ups' plus-sized country-rock band.

I too, am a figment. *poof*

I invented that. Oops, wrong thread.

[blue sunrise]

I'll spoiler this one...
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators


:eye-poppi

[Smartypants]

I really can't help it. I see them everywhere.

The Skewed Knife is a good name for a rock band.
So is The Gender Thread.

[BujuPhunk]

I'll spoiler this one...
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators


that is ridiculously funny!!!!!!!

[sals]

Anal Seepage


Pull My Finger


Ben Dover and The Proctologists


Colin O'Scopy and The Southern Discomforts


Thought I would do a themed list.


Sals

[Sweet Doo]

If I don't post here again, it's cause I died after reading Sals' post. Thanks alot.

[redneck once removed]

How bout Personal Area, with their first big hit "Crotch Fire"

L:DL, anyone who's ever dropped their cherry (cigarette, etc) can appreciate that one

Maybe just Crotch Fire itself as a name

[winkwinknudgenudge]

Velveeta and the Spamtones - I heard this name somewhere so I believe they really do exist.

The Festive Shrews (I just love that)

[blue sunrise]

How bout Personal Area

HA!

[TheTempest]

Bordering On Retarded

[Sweet Doo]

We have some excellent ones in Asheville:

Yo Mama's Big Fat Booty Band
Cowboy Mouth
Watermelon Slim and the Workers
Stephanie's Id
Laura Blackley and the Love Handles
Every Mother's Dream
Dave Desmelik & The Hillbilly Cadavers
Seepeoples

[blue sunrise]

Bordering On Retarded

(ok, I hate calling people retarded)

but would they be called the BoTards?

[TheTempest]

(ok, I hate calling people retarded)

but would they be called the BoTards?
OK Miss politically correct... Call'em BoTards. :D

[blue sunrise]

That's Delicate Flower to you.

Hey- The Delicate Flowers

[TheTempest]

Barefoot Hockey Goalie

[Sweet Doo]

I brag that I don't post the same thing twice in one thread. Wait, wrong thread...

[blue sunrise]

Barefoot Hockey Goalie

Hello, Ms. Tempest? This is the Redundancy Department of Redundancy (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=835337&postcount=17)calling.

[TheTempest]

Hello, Ms. Tempest? This is the Redundancy Department of Redundancy (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=835337&postcount=17)calling.I slept since then... All right Miss Delicate Flower... I don't pick on you now do I??? :D

[Sweet Doo]

Beat ya to it, Oats.

[blue sunrise]

I slept since then... All right Miss Delicate Flower... I don't pick on you now do I??? :D Sorry, sweetie. I guess I'm just feeling my oats tonight.

You beat me, Doo. But mine has more style.

(That's twice the bragging per post- wait, I'm in the wrong thread again.)

[TheTempest]

I think I'll just go be by myself for awhile...:sigh:

[blue sunrise]

There has to be a band name there somewhere...

[Smartypants]

I think Tempest Quiets Down would be a good name for a soft rock band.

[imjusthatawsum]

One of my friends is staarting a band called

Appaling Honesty

its not bad

[TheTempest]

Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas

[aggiesean]

A band named Stares Down Smokey sounds like it'd rock.

:Cowdance:

[solat]

One of my friends came up with this as his team name once


Emaculate Ejaculate

[TheTempest]

Candy Striper Death Orgy

[aggiesean]

Sadistic Elmo

:Cowdance:

[TheTempest]

Sadistic Elmo

:Cowdance:
:rotfl:

[John]

Free Beer and Lots of Chicks - If I saw that on a marquee, I'd be there.

[TheTempest]

Chia Pet

[aggiesean]

Pissed-Off Giraffes

:Cowdance:

[TheTempest]

Cindy Brady's Lisp

[TheBigCat]

Dominic Doesn't Drive

[blue sunrise]

Cluckspeak

[blue sunrise]

:bump:

Tempestuous Redhead

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Dangerous Ganghi (pronounced Gang-E)

[blue sunrise]

This is a real band, of course, but I've always loved Big Head Todd and the Monsters.

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Pop Warden And the Convicts

[TheTempest]

:bump:

Tempestuous RedheadWell... I... really... OK :D

[LPU]

Evil Knievel's Bones

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Billy Do-Good and the Baskets

Mili Vanli's Vocal Chords

The Righteous Brothers

and...

The Christian Sound Experience!

[TheTempest]

Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

47 and The Hitmen

[Aaron's Mum]

The Box Doctors

a friend of mine used to refer to her ob/gyn as her box doctor. I always thought it had a nice ring to it!!

[Aaron's Mum]

Green Eggs and Ham

[TheTempest]

The Couch Slugs

Cortizone 5

Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies

[rosalind711]

For some reason, I think I mentioned this band name in a diff. thread. Forgive me.

Burnt Toast

[aggiesean]

Headbanging Yoda

:Cowdance:

[LPU]

Courtesy of latenac Sweaty Kate and the Dickens

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

LongDriveHome

[Alibrastar]

The Dharma Initiative

Preparation Y?

The Box Cutters

Alcoholics Anonymous

[Magical Trevor]

Gods Third Leg

(Lets see who spots this reference...)

[TheTempest]

Curious George and the Homophobes

[imjusthatawsum]

The Amazing Overlord's of all Rock!

[Smartypants]

Them Apples

[blue sunrise]

How do you like them, Pants?

[aggiesean]

Squirrels Playing Softball

:Cowdance:

[Smartypants]

How do you like them, Pants?

Me? I like 'em sweet...and a little crunchy.

The Sweet Crunchmen would be a good name for a hippiesh rock band.:Hippy:

[winkwinknudgenudge]

From TV and Movies I thought would be good band names:

FUZZY END OF THE LOLLIPOP
BAD HAT HARRY
MUSCLE ARMED PAPERBOY
GO NADS!
WORLD WIDE PANTS
SACK LUNCH SURPRISE
KEYS TO A SCIROCCO

[Smartypants]

Buttcheek Needle

[Mr. Cluck]

Buttcheek Needle

Hah, so I see you went with Buttcheek Needle instead. Still a great choice, Smartypants.

[Mr. Cluck]

The Lostaways.... but that has prob already been said.

[imjusthatawsum]

Pretend its not Forever

[meerkatmama]

Joe's Heart Repair Shop

[imjusthatawsum]

This Egg Will Hatch

[Smartypants]

junkie jones

[imjusthatawsum]

Ready or not

[skate22]

satan's children

[sals]

Airborne Expectorant

All You Can Eat And The Sneeze Guards

Unwashed Hand And The Contagions

Sal Monella And The Pathogens

Trotsky And The Charmins



My latest theme.....Sals

[JustDucky]

Syphillitic Gummi Bears From Hell

[imjusthatawsum]

Tooth for tooth

[skate22]

dagger sharks

[Without Dane]

Rubber Lava and the Cinnamon Exclusive

[Bernard]

The Beatles

[imjusthatawsum]

Human Tube Transport

[Mr. Cluck]

The Mothercluckers.

[aggiesean]

Teletubby Bye-bye

:Cowdance:

[imjusthatawsum]

The Hiatus Awards

[Son of Locke]

Smokie & the Island Havids

[TheWatcher]

SEVEN

Wednesdays Child

[Smartypants]

Threadbumpers

[Dagolu]

Threadjackers

staypuff

captian falafel

|33+ h4x0r$ <======hate people that type like that

Modified Corn Starch

[camelsmoker]

toad the wet sprocket

[Son of Locke]

Threadbumpers
Bedthumpers... ;)

[Son of Locke]

threadkillers...sheesh.

I (finally) watched When The Levees Broke tonight.

how about...

Cat 5 Levee

[Echo]

Ham Biscuit.

[LPU]

POWER SOCK

[Smartypants]

Loopy and the Clowns

[aggiesean]

Destructive Tofu Machines

:Cowdance:

[Smartypants]

Aggie and the Pollwhores

[LPU]

...And Aliens

[Smartypants]

The Random Emoters

[camelsmoker]

PopcornBeer and the Double Entendres

[LPU]

3rd Person Pants

[aggiesean]

Muffin Men

:Cowdance:

[blue sunrise]

Ahem! And The Innuendos

[Smartypants]

Turn and the Coughers

[blue sunrise]

Um, Yes

(didn't they sing "Um, Owner of a Lonely Heart"?)

[Smartypants]

The Reluctant Sandwiches

[blue sunrise]

:rotfl:

[sals]

The Reluctant Sandwiches



The Willing Participants



Sals

[blue sunrise]

Sals and the Lovepile

[sals]

Vonne And The Blue Pills



Sals

[blue sunrise]

Shameless and the Invisitext

[camelsmoker]

Poster Most Likely To Post In The Wrong Thread featuring camelsmoker

[Smartypants]

The Smoking Hot Perfessers

[LPU]

Squeeze the Water Out

[blue sunrise]

Poster Most Likely To Post In The Wrong Thread featuring camelsmoker
catchy ;)

The Frothy Cool Beverages

[Smartypants]

The Foaming Nonmeat

[blue sunrise]

Squeeze the Water Out
Tofu the Wet Sprocket

[Smartypants]

Weinerjoke

[blue sunrise]

Summon Mav

how I made that leap, I have no idea...

[LPU]

Van Hiatus

[Smartypants]

The Artist Formerly Known as Leuthen

[aggiesean]

The Filthy Hobbitses

:Cowdance:

[camelsmoker]

Pigeon and the Drama Queens

[sals]

Door Jamb And The Mezuzahs



(Painted around one today)




Sals

[otherdruid]

Love Muscle

[camelsmoker]

8 Month Hiatus

[otherdruid]

8 Month Hiatus

Forced Response

[LPU]

Shrieking Broccoli

[Smartypants]

Bloated Beefeater

[LPU]

I Thought You Were Working

[Smartypants]

Ever Heard of Breaks

[LPU]

Lunch and 2 15's

[Smartypants]

Making My Own Hours

[blue sunrise]

The Adorable Aggies

[An"Other"]

Anybody watch Scrubs last night?

7 Car Pile-up


oh and....

Random Interjection

[LPU]

Farting Cow

[Smartypants]

Soy Goodness

[LPU]

Silk Fed Veal

[Smartypants]

Vomit

[LPU]

...tastes like tofu

[blue sunrise]

Silk Fed Veal
Ack

[Leia Amos]

Popup, Blocked

[camelsmoker]

Uncontrollable Urge

[lostbyme]

Taco Nights

[camelsmoker]

The Vomiting Medics

What? (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1245898&postcount=4)

[YouFirst]

I thought up 'Purple Hair and Painted Eyebrows' when I was on the bus, sitting behind an elderly woman.

[Smartypants]

Naked Mod

[John]

or Naked Maude

They Should Be Midgets

Face the Musack

[Smartypants]

Tattoo and The Theorists

[John]

Plane and the Janes?

[camelsmoker]

Hardcore Insomniacs

[Smartypants]

The Silly Posters

[camelsmoker]

The Unwashed Masses

[Leia Amos]

Lurkin' like a mofo

[Smartypants]

Asstroll ©

(Ok, you had to be in chat)

[blue sunrise]

You Had To Be In Chat

I hear they're very popular. :p

[Smartypants]

Smartasstroll ©

[blue sunrise]

:rotfl:

[solat]

The Hanging Chads ;)

[lostbyme]

Smell of carrots

[Leia Amos]

Mattie and the Mittens

:rotfl:

[Tater]

The Electric Prunes

[Dezzie]

Mattie and the Mittens

:rotfl:

:rotfl:

:rotfl:

:rotfl:

By gawd, my insides are starting to hurt from the laughter.

[Lostitute]

Connection Timed Out (particularly popular on Wednesday nights)

Page (Not Found)

The Burnt Muffins

[rvturnage]

Morning Wood and the Glad Hands

[Smartypants]

Nikki's Nippleslip

[LPU]

von and the pretensions

[Smartypants]

Tee and the Hees

[aggiesean]

Razzle Freaking Dazzle

:Cowdance:

[Smartypants]

Hot Dog and the Donuts

[aggiesean]

Band Shmand

:Cowdance:

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

The USB Keys

[aggiesean]

Lando's a Pimp (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33060)

:Cowdance:

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Han and the Hairy Wookies

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Slickel Not Machine



and



Run, Danny Glover, Run

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

Call Me Up When the Snow Comes Down

Satan's Gerbils

^ That sounds extremely dirty...

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Taste the Torpedo

[Mikhail]

Bed sores

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Juxtaposition

[Frecklestoo]

Loincloth Mishap

(posted at H4P's suggestion in the Nikki Nipple Thread) I have to give credit where credit is due...although it WAS my phrase.:rolleyez:

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

The Happy Pasties

[camelsmoker]

The Ah Hay Chews

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

The Deviated Septums

[foxxie]

The Bifurcated Uvulas

What do you expect from a speech therapist?

:p

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Three Ugly Babies

[foxxie]

Muffin Cups

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

D Cups

[foxxie]

More Than A Handfull

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

More than a Mouthfull

[foxxie]

Wastefull

[Mysterious Mike]

Dweasel Snap

[OneHurleyNation]

Has "The Utersu" been used yet?


ETA: Maybe i worded that wrong...

[OneHurleyNation]

Moo Cow Love Slip

[DesignByRazor]

Bloody Lovely (Thanks, English.)

[OneHurleyNation]

4-8-15-16-23-42-inch nails

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Anesthetic Lozenges

[foxxie]

Dirty Muffins

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Foxxie/Fozzie

[foxxie]

Oooh! Ah make a good rock band name?!

Muffincuffs

[Madman]

Cuffed Together


I've decided I have a crush on foxxie....

[Jason and the ARGonauts]

The Sad Saps

[ILikeLostBrunettes]

Smokie & The Losties

Like Hootie and the Blowfish. The lead singer will get mad that people call him "Smokie" in public.

[Frecklestoo]

ILLB and the Bouncing Boobie Brigade

[aggiesean]

ILLB and the Bouncing Boobie Brigade
ILLB&BBB?

Patsy Cline Flashback

:Cowdance:

[OneHurleyNation]

The Hanging Chads ;)

Right on bro, right on

[Smartypants]

Muddy Chickbrawl

[OneHurleyNation]

Hurley's Left Booby

[OneHurleyNation]

Sawyer Mom Last Night