Being John Malkovich Game

[Silver54321]

If you've seen the aforementioned film, you know how it works.

If you haven't seen it, rent it. It's a good movie.
Basically, one crawls thru a tiny doorway, then a narrow tunnel, and mentally/physically ends up "possessing" John Malkovich's body and mind, creating a "vacation" from oneself. Or one can even possess THEMSELF, as J.M. does in the movie, with hilarious results!

Who would you like to be, temporarily?

Only One Rule: Choose REAL PEOPLE only, please, both present or past are acceptable. No fictional characters!
Examples -
Acceptable: You want to be Josh Holloway
Unacceptable: You want to be James "Sawyer" Ford - I give you the death buzzer and feed you to the Dharma sharks and Smokey.

I think I'd temporarily like to be Bono from the rock band U2. (assuming he's hetero', that is...) This dude has got to be a total babe magnet and is one of the best vocalists around.

[Rocky Raccoon]

Carrot Top.

[LAN]

Dubya

Atleast someone would be in there then.

[vonnegut]

Emily Williams

ETA: :rotfl: LAN But wouldn't it suck to have everyone hate you?

[LAN]

Emily Williams

ETA: :rotfl: LAN But wouldn't it suck to have everyone hate you?

Sorry to get all philisophical in here, but.....would they still hate him if I was in there? You neva know.

Emily Williams? Second choice Miss Cousin Eddie?

[Smartypants]

LAN, I think they would make you turn in your Bay area credentials.

[LAN]

LAN, I think they would make you turn in your Bay area credentials.

Go directly to red state. Do not pass go, do not forget your NRA sticker.

[Subject # 4815162342]

Should'nt this be in the "Arcade"?



BTW-......howbout "Being Ron Jeremy"?

[Smartypants]

Obligatory "I must reference Blackhawk (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/member.php?u=4084) whenever Ron Jeremy is brought up."

[Rocky Raccoon]

Actually I take back what I said.

I wouldn't mind being Matthew Fox, just for the opportunity to throw myself off the nearest cliff.

[I_Knocked_Up_Sun]

Physicist Stephen Hawking. I've already got it figured out. I'd rig up that voice box to spout out really funny phrases like "Dang!" and "Off the hizzle!" People would be rolling in the aisles. I could continue his career making thousands with abstruse theoretical concepts. My concepts would be nonsense, of course, but since his are so difficult to understand, no one would notice. Finally, I'd do something Hawking himself hasn't yet figured out how to do: celebrity endorsements. Stephen Hawking strikes me as a guy who knows a really comfortable chair when he finds it. Why not share that knowledge with the public and make a little money in the process?

[TheTempest]

Male- William Shakespeare obviously

Female- Eve I want to know what it's like to be beguiled by a serpent

[blue sunrise]

I would go into Dane Cook's head for a weekend. Holy tornado!

[solat]

Physicist Stephen Hawking. I've already got it figured out. I'd rig up that voice box to spout out really funny phrases like "Dang!" and "Off the hizzle!" People would be rolling in the aisles. I could continue his career making thousands with abstruse theoretical concepts. My concepts would be nonsense, of course, but since his are so difficult to understand, no one would notice. Finally, I'd do something Hawking himself hasn't yet figured out how to do: celebrity endorsements. Stephen Hawking strikes me as a guy who knows a really comfortable chair when he finds it. Why not share that knowledge with the public and make a little money in the process?

I laughed... Really hard.

I want to be IKUS.

[vonnegut]

Sorry to get all philisophical in here, but.....would they still hate him if I was in there? You neva know.

Emily Williams? Second choice Miss Cousin Eddie?

Second choice...

Hmmm.

Halle Berry. I would just walk around being beautiful. Is that shallow of me?

[rosalind711]

Marie Curie