Hianus Award Acceptance Speech

[colonel smuckers]

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. Winning the Summer Hianus awards is the single greatest accomplishment in my 210 years (those are dog-years, by the way). Is there a plaque or something that we should be expecting in the mail? If so, can we get the cash-value instead? Let me know and I'll post my bank account number and password to facilitate the electronic transfer of funds.

[Blackhawk]

Is there a plaque or something that we should be expecting in the mail?

You mean you haven't recieved your Golden Hianus yet?

[solat]

Let me know and I'll post my bank account number and password to facilitate the electronic transfer of funds.

Yep - I'm in charge of that. You can PM them to me. I'll also be needing your social security number.

[moonshadow707]

I don't know who's in charge of these awards, but the FBI will be all over you if you try to send a plague through the mail.
Hi anus will be what your prison cellmate will be sayin' to ya.

[Rocky Raccoon]

"Ohh I didn't think this was mine."

"Hey Smuckers, I think I have Uranus!"

[LostInWilderness]

You can be Wicked Cool, but if you're wickedsweet, we have a problem.

[Smirnoff_Ice]

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. Winning the Summer Hianus awards is the single greatest accomplishment in my 210 years (those are dog-years, by the way). Is there a plaque or something that we should be expecting in the mail? If so, can we get the cash-value instead? Let me know and I'll post my bank account number and password to facilitate the electronic transfer of funds.

Yeah, I've got you're plaque right here. Just send me all your money through Western Union, you're social security, credit cards, gold, silver, diamonds, you know, things of that nature.