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Silver54321
09-07-06, 05:10 PM
Ever dreamed of being a mad scientist? Now's your chance!

What crazy or evil experiments and inventions would you perform and create?

What are your plans for world domination?


"The Kidapult®"

The Kidapult® (formerly named Babypult®) is a very powerful, longe range catapult that frustrated adults can insert an unruly, noisy child (of any age) into, and launch them far far away! Just strap them into the launch chair, aim wherever you like, and pull the lever! When the child reaches a preset speed and altitude, a parachute opens allowing them to drift safely back to terra firma, hopefully on the opposite side of the world! The adult can now regain their sanity and peace.

"The Babywave®"

Sometimes, the Kidapult just doesn't get the job done, because the kid might come back on it's own or be returned. That's where The Babywave® comes in.

The Babywave® is designed to accomodate children from newborn to 17 years of age. The Babywave® is a giant walk-in microwave oven type device which the adult places the child into. The adult then closes the door, and punches the digits on the keypad, corresponding to age they desire the child to become. The start button is pressed, and in just three minutes, the child is progressed mentally, physically, and emotionally, to the age desired, or the defualt of 21. This process is irreversible. Never change a diaper again! Never bail that teen out of juvenile hall again!



Locate and acquire every restaurant that is equipped with a playroom with play tunnels, such as Mc Donald's. Install trap doors in the tunnels. Children crawl over the trap door, fall through, and are carried down a corkscrew slide for several miles (or Km) to caverns near the center of the earth where they will remain until they turn 18 years of age and then be released to the surface world. During the child's confinement to the underworld, they will be replaced, on the surface world, by duplicate cyborgs which will be 100% obedient and subservient to all adults. The real children will spend their time in the underworld undergoing rigorous schooling with no distractions of any kind.

imjusthatawsum
09-07-06, 08:06 PM
I'm scared of you now.

BujuPhunk
09-07-06, 10:32 PM
it seems you may have some childhood issues.

come, lay on my couch, lets talk about this.

Do you feel that as a child you were hated by your parents or other adults?

Alostcause
09-07-06, 11:52 PM
That's a cruel plan

Found in the Land of Lost
09-07-06, 11:57 PM
Lol @ Silver.

Spend a day in my house, and you'll realize that all of your ideas are much too nice.

Just in case it's not obvious, I'm kidding.

Rocky Raccoon
09-07-06, 11:57 PM
Sir, I have asked you repeatedly to cease and desist.

Silver54321
09-08-06, 01:44 AM
Sir, I have asked you repeatedly to cease and desist.

Cease and desist what, exactly? :confused:

Alostcause
09-08-06, 07:46 PM
Probably the plan

Warthawg1
09-08-06, 08:08 PM
Silver.. Do you claim the kidapult is your idea?

Silver54321
09-08-06, 08:31 PM
Silver.. Do you claim the kidapult is your idea?

Uhhh...I thought so. Did someone beat me to it?

Warthawg1
09-08-06, 08:33 PM
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Kidapult

Great minds must think alike, 'cause regardless of who was first.. it's a killer invention

Silver54321
09-08-06, 08:48 PM
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Kidapult

Great minds must think alike, 'cause regardless of who was first.. it's a killer invention

I saw the device described in your link, used on an episode of Fear Factor Family Edition. It's very amusing, but not quite the same.

Warthawg1
09-08-06, 08:55 PM
just the name is the same.. no biggie

Alostcause
09-08-06, 09:10 PM
Why am I in this thread If I think everything is barbaric, cruel and horrible?