HAPPY BIRTHDAY Vonnegut!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11/01)

[Budman]

Happy Birthday
Vonnegut!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l223/LOST_Them/05Kelly.jpg
The birthday girl. She's really trying to smile...honest!

This is the time of year when we mark both the joy of one's birth and the bitter resentment of the passing of another year as we get older. As Kurt Vonnegut has said "Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything."

I hope you are able to find joy and laughter today in celebrating your birthday!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l223/LOST_Them/8-18-04-Cake1_sm.jpg (http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l223/LOST_Them/8-18-04-Cake1.jpg)
I bought you this cake...unfortunately it didn't fit in the Internets.

['Stoon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VONNE!!!

[vonnegut]

Love ya, Them. You know it.

[Brian]

Happy Birthday
VONNE!!!!!!!!!

Hope you have a wonderful day!

[John]

Woo-Hoo! Happy Birthday, Vonne!

[Lost In His Eyes]

:Cowdance: :celebrate :bunny: :yayconfet HAPPY BIRTHDAY VONN!!!:yayconfet :bunny: :celebrate :Cowdance:

Hope you have a great day!! :D

[Jinjur]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY "VON" !!!!!!
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~JJ :Hippy:

[Son of Locke]

King's pawn to Rook four. Ah, screw it. This year, for your birthday, I'll let you beat my ass in chess. Happy B-day, K, I hope you're out getting shnockered. Well, the odds are pretty good there. In which case, I hope you're getting a good return on your securities holdings this quarter.

Time for more picture posts, kiddo. Maybe one from the birthday celebrations.

[TheTempest]

Aw honey!!! Happy Birthday!

Now bend over so I can spank you!:mischievo

:celebrate

[Son of Locke]

Don't even think about jumping in front of me on that ^^^ one, peeps -- my seat's in the front row...

[TheTempest]

OK-- I'll let you have the first smack...

I'll hold her down.;)

[Son of Locke]

OK-- I'll let you have the first smack...

I'll hold her down.;)I actually meant that I wanted to make sure I kept my front row seats to watch. But oooh, goody, now it's my birthday too!

[Leia Amos]

http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/balloon.gif

Happy Birthday!

[UKLostie]

[/URL]


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[TheWatcher]

Happy day...to ya...!:Cheers:

[merry slug]

HAPPPY VONN DAY!!!

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[airlybird]

:birthday: Many happy returns of the day!!!:birthday:
:celebrate :clap: :celebrate

[Darkshines]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
:bunny::bunny::bunny::bunny: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/beachtastic.jpg :bunny::bunny::bunny::bunny: Bunny: *pants* Nearly....made....it.....to.....raft....

[juanbong]

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VONNE!!!!!


:Cheers: :bunny: :celebrate :bunny: :musik29: :birthday: :musik29: :bunny: :celebrate :bunny: :Cheers:

[camelsmoker]

For your birthday, Kilgore Trout replies to the question, "What is the purpose of life?"

To be
the eyes
and ears
and conscience
of the Creator of the Universe,
you fool.


Happy Birthday, fellow fool.

[vonnegut]

Aww thanks guys! :D




And Pesty and SoL, try to behave yourselves. You'll both get your turn. ;)

[Frecklestoo]

Happy Birthday!!!!!
:Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance:
:celebrate
:birthday:

[blue sunrise]

Vonne!! Happy Birthday, sweetie!
Your Benry strip-o-gram is on its way.... :naughty:

[IwannaBlost]

Happy Birthday
vonne

You deserve the best of everything, and I hope you get that today!!

Stop by the Oasis for a drink with me sweetie!!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/greet027.gif
:Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers: :birthday::birthday::musik29: :birthday: :birthday:
:birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday: :birthday:

[Alostcause]

Happy Birthday Vonne!

[aggiesean]

:Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance:
:Cowdance: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VONNEGUT!!!!!!!:Cowdance:
:Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance: :Cowdance:

[redneck once removed]

Your buddy http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f206/R_O_R/Random%20pics/vonnegut_lg.jpg and I stopped by to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hope it's rockin! I'm sure Benry has something special planned for his #1 fan lol. Have fun, stay safe and don't do anything I would. ;) :Cheers:

:celebrate :celebrate :celebrate :celebrate :celebrate
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[Scott]

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[MayBear]

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Have a Happy Day, Vonne!!

[Hodgepodge]

Happy birthday Vonnegut! :celebrate :birthday: :celebrate

May you have many many more. :Cheers:

[LPU]

Have a great birthday, von!

[azteclady]

:Hugglepounce: Happy birthday, vonnegut!

[I Like Freckles]

Happy
Birthday!

:Cheers:

[Smartypants]

I Hereby Grant Vonne's Birthday Wish

A KellerandBenry Sandwich ;)
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Just for you, darlin! :awwhug:

[Mr. Cluck]

Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck birthday, vonne!


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[ILikeLostBrunettes]

vonne gets a Twinkie for her birthday.

[solat]

Awwwww... happy birthday vonne!

[boonian androphile]

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[YouFirst]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VONNE!

Hopt you have a great day! :D

[An"Other"]

Happy Birthday Vonne!!!

[The Swan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VONNE!!!
:Cheers:

[LostInWilderness]

Happy birthday.

[vincentstuntdbl#23]

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[Cranky]

Happy Birthday, Von!!

[TheBigCat]

Wheeee. Birthday party for Vonne!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Khan]

Happy belated birthday Vonne:Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers:

[eldirion]

Sorry I'm late, but Happy Birthday anyway! :D

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Oh man, vonne. I missed your birthday. I beg your forgiveness and offer myself as your Internet Slave for the Month of November. I am truly sorry.

Happy Happy Happy Belated Birthday!!!

mea culpa


I won't forget again...you have the same birthday as my Mother. :D

[vonnegut]

Thanks everyone!

Ya'll are awesome!

Except for TCS, of course. He doesn't care enough about me to wish me a happy birthday on my birthday.

*weeps*

[sals]

Hi Von....So, 23 years old, eh?






I hate you.

Sals


:)

[vonnegut]

Hi Von....So, 23 years old, eh?






I hate you.

Sals


:)

You're still too young for me, Sals, sorry.

[Son of Locke]

Aww thanks guys! :D

And Pesty and SoL, try to behave yourselves. You'll both get your turn. ;)
Will I still get a turn even though I "let" you beat me and you still lost? My gift was my solid game :)

[vonnegut]

Will I still get a turn even though I "let" you beat me and you still lost? My gift was my solid game :)

Of course.

Even when you lose so helplessly that I take pity and let you win...

[Son of Locke]

Even when you lose so helplessly that I take pity and let you win...Well, pity or not, submission is submission. :D

[Crandyman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KELLY

:Cheers::Cheers::Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers::Cheers::Cheers:


vonnegut: The one poster whom everybody adores and nobody despises. This is for you, my Southern belle.


Crandy's Top 5 Reasons Why You Gotta Love Vonnegut

Practice. Dealing with vonnegut is like dealing with your mother-in-law; She scares the hell out of you and does nothing but belittle you in front of company. If you can conquer vonnegut then your mother in law will be a slice of pie. So essentially, she is doing a good deed (or possibly just unnecessary torture).


Culpability Deflection. She's usually guilty so hanging around with her will draw all the negative attention to her while you get off scot free. It's like the semi-attractive girl who surrounds herself with the physically less-fortunate types--it makes 'em look a helluva lot better considering the company they’re in.

Unadulterated. She says all the things that you want to say but are afraid to do it. Everyone thinks them yet she has the gall to act on those urges. Why risk a banning when vonnegut is more than willing to take that risk for you? She always tells it like it is, which in most cases, is something that nobody wants to hear. So just because it's crass and insulting, it doesn't make it any less true. Maybe a bit mean but hey, the truth hurts.

Improvement. Knowing that vonne is reading and posting in the same vicinity, forces you to better yourself. Well, it doesn’t force you but it sure as hell discourages you from making an ass out of yourself. You could write a manifesto that would lead to world change yet she wouldn't hesitate to note the one instance in which you used "their" instead of "there".


Doesn’t Give a Rats Ass. Her most redeeming quality and yet one that infuriates the prudish and weak minded, is her ability to not give a crap. She has the ability to roll with the punches like no one I have ever seen. She can be rude, crass, unsympathetic, obtuse, insensitive, inappropriate, cantankerous, callous, malicious, arrogant, domineering, and most of all, she can be a bitch. But if I know anything at all, I know this-- This place is better off with her in it. Even if you can’t stand her you have to respect her talent to entertain and keep things interesting and lively. As they say in the Biz, ‘there is no such thing as bad publicity’. She’s kind of like the Howard Stern of L-TV except she is cuter and has nicer boobs. The fact that her name is mentioned, whether in good light or bad light, is a testament to her impact. That is why I am forever aroused pleased by her presence on this forum.


Kelly, you genuinely are an amazing and extraordinary person and a truly gifted lover friend. I have a lot of regrets in my life but becoming friends with you will never be considered one of them. If you are to never believe a word out of my mouth again, know this--you have impacted my life in a way that no other person outside of family ever has. That is either horribly pathetic or wonderfully enchanted, but to me, it doesn't matter. For that, I am eternally in debt to you. It is with my most earnest and sincere voice that I say, Happy 24th Birthday, Kelly.

[Rocky Raccoon]

GOLDEN AGE.

[Maestra]

Happy Birthday! :Cheers: I hope it's a great one. :)

[ZIA]

Happy Birthday
Vonne!!!
(you Scorpion, you!)
http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/181/beer-girls_9690.jpg
CHEERS!!

[Annie]

Happy Birthday Vonnegut. :Cheers:

[vincentstuntdbl#23]

http://www.inkypaw.com/PP7427.jpg
Almost done with yer cake....What? Never seen a stuntdog bake before?

Happy Birthday V For Vonnedetta!!

[King of Snake]

Happy Birthday Vonne!


:Cheers: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :Cheers:

[Darkshines]

HAPY BIRFDAY VON!
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[CENSORED]

Happy Birthday my fellow Irish Scorpio!!!

[CLUCK]

vonnegut has birthdays?!?!?!?



happy birthday kelly! i hope eu have a chance to slow down and have a few beers today, because i no you do'nt get too ofen.



(a birthday test - find all the grammatical and sprelling errors in less than 30 seconds... i know you can!)

[blue sunrise]

I'd like to add persistent persuasive to Crandy's list of Kelly's best qualities. She can nag and nag and nag motivate like no other person I know. :D

Happy Birthday, sweetie! Despite wanting to grab you and shake you, I love you dearly. You are, beyond a doubt, one of the good ones. :Hugglepounce:

:Cheers:

[Son of Locke]

Wow, crandy, that was just damn sweet. How did you not mention the boob(s)? Let's see, Kelly, Kelly. I let you win at chess, you let me win at being prettier and smarter than you. You're right, crandall, she is sweet. And sticky enough to keep this board together. Worth your weight in PM's, darlin'. And you taught me how to paint by (bin) numbers, so that's always a point in your favor.

I can't think of anyone who deserves to get older more than you, babe. Toss one back for me, will ya? ;)

[Frecklestoo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY!!!!!
:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate :celebrate:celebrate:celebrate
I've throughly enjoyed bantering back and forth with you...you are smart, funny, blatantly honest and a LOT of fun!

Keep on keeping on, sistah!

[Lostitute]

Happy Birthday, Vonne!!



:Cheers: :Hippy: :prezzie: :celebrate :birthday: :BCake: :birthday: :celebrate :prezzie: :cool: :Cowdance: :Hippy: :Cheers:


Wishin' you all the best, darlin'!

[Third Eye]

Happy Birthday Vonne
:BCake:
:birthday:
:blinkie::yayconfet

Have a fantastic day
Enjoy :)

[scotpgot]

Happy Birthday, Kelly.


while you get off scot free. :confused:

[frogge]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VONNE!


A chorus line in your honor:
:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

[camelsmoker]

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.It's rather fitting that I've learned more about astrology from talking to you than I ever knew before, ya pinko.

But I've also rarely met anyone as vivid and full of possibilities... so Happy Birthday, Kelly. I hope you have a good one.

:)

[merry slug]

HAPPY VONN DAY!!!http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/merryslug/Smileys/cheerleader-1.gif?t=1193766735

[VonWesvolin]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a cold beer for you, even if you can't pronounce the name. ;)

[ISIS]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x60/ISIS_058/bmnf.gifHappy Birthday Vonn. I'm a Scorpio too.http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x60/ISIS_058/bmnf.gif
_____________________________________________
May all your hopes and dreams;
always come true for you.

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Happy birthday, you southerner you.

[GrahamK]

Happy Birthday vonne - keep smilin'...

:D :D :D :D :rolleyez: :D :D

[YouFirst]

Happy Birthday Vonne!

Hope you have a great day. :D

[IwannaBlost]

Happy Birthday
vonne
Hope you have a great Birthday and no hangover the day after :)
:prezzie:
:birthday:
:cheers2::cheers2:
:birthday::birthday:
:prezzie::prezzie::prezzie::prezzie::prezzie:
:cheers2::cheers2::cheers2::cheers2:
:prezzie::prezzie::prezzie::prezzie::prezzie:
:birthday::birthday:
:cheers2::cheers2:
:birthday:
:prezzie:

[DesignByRazor]

:birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday:

*sigh* Where do I begin? I'm torn between making this cute and funny or mushy and honest. Well, you know I heart you tons. You're one of my favorite people here. You have the only brain I'd like to do naughty things to more than Chad's. You never fail to make me smile when I'm being emo, you never fail to make me triple-check my spelling before pressing the send button, and I enjoy having deep and intellectual conversations with you. You are most definitely someone whom I'm glad I've had the pleasure of knowing.

ANYWAYS

Now that the lame mushy part is over...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAH VONNEDAGE!!!!!!!!!

I hope you have a wonderful day, full of lots of your favorite things... *raises eyebrow suggestively, bites lip* ;)

:yayconfet:yayconfet:yayconfet:yayconfet:yayconfet
:awwhug::awwhug::awwhug:
:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate

:kiss:

Just kidding. Mostly. :D

[Brian]

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vonne!!!!!!!!

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Hope you have a wonderful day! :Cheers:

Oh, I almost forgot......

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[Jinjur]

Happy Birthday Vonne!!! Have a great one :D

[Rocky Raccoon]

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:rotfl:

[sals]

A rare gem.



Wise beyond her years.

A wit that can't be matched let alone bested.

Likes men with a patina.

Should have been 24 in '74.

An Olympic smirker.

Ironically born on All Saints Day.

Has calculated who has the longer drive to Ocean City.

Is scrutinizing this post for proper grammar.

Just smiled.



A rare gem.


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Happy Birthday Sweetheart.........Sals

[The Life of Riley]

Happy Birthday, Kelly!
:birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday: :birthday:
:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate :celebrate

I hope it's fantastic! :awwhug:

*ass pinch* ;)

[yung23]

happy birthday Vonne.

here's a wave of bosons as a gift.

:groupwave:










:mischievo

uh oh, a fermion got out.. he's gonna cause trouble with those bosons.

ETA. :p happy b-day.

[Santa'sLittleHelper]

<<sneaks up behind vonnegut and whispers Happy Birthday in her ear>>

:D

[Iggy the Lizard]

yay




That is all

[Lawboy]

A Scorpio. Just like me. Should have known since she is a punk ass, and I like that quality in people. Since I am too mostly.

So, what, you old enough to drink legally finally?

[jamiept]

Hope you have a great day. And that is includes copius amounts of adult beverages....

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http://myfunnyworld.net/Funny_pictures/Funny_baby/funny-baby-10.jpg

[Leia Amos]

Wow, I get a job, don't check in at the forums, and what happens? I almost miss an amazing thread. I'm going to it now... cya! :p

Happy Birthday Teach!

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z150/joe90740/BirthdayCat.jpg

Kel, I love ya in a completely inappropriate manner. :D :Hugglepounce: See, I even used the proper smilie.

[DogMa]

:prezzie::birthday:Happy Birthday vonne!:birthday::prezzie:


I wasn't sure which one you would prefer, so I got you both.
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/1368/007rk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/9929/014ik4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ya know, if you're ever terminal..............
:D

[Khan]

:birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday: :birthday:




Happiest of Birthdays Vonne

[Lab]

Happy Birthday vonne :birthday:

[NeillT006]

At age 24:

Nelly Bly made a solo trip around the world in less than 80 days for the New York World, beating Phileas Fogg's fictional record.

Radioastronomy grad student Jocelyn Bell Burnell observed an unknown signal from outer space; this resulted in the discovery of pulsars.

John Couch Adams became the first person to predict the position of a planetary mass beyond Uranus.

Johannes Kepler defended the Copernican theory and described the structure of the solar system.

Entrepreneur Ted Turner took over his father's billboard advertising business. He later launched CNN.

Tracy Chapman released her first album, winning three Grammies.

Scottish physician Mungo Park became the first European to reach the West African interior.

Edgar Allen Poe won a $50 prize for the story "MS. Found in a Bottle."

Noah Webster published a spelling book.

Isaac Pitman devised the first scientific shorthand system.

Security guard Frank Wills alerted D.C. police to the Watergate break-ins.

Hmmm.

Time to get busy.

Happy Birthday

N.

[aRooZa]

Ohhhh.. Happy Birthday, vonne! :prezzie:

[John Charles]

On this date in 1939, the first rabbit born after artificial insemination is exhibited to the world.

Happy Birthday.

[Mattie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VONNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though we cannot tell, I'm sure you're smiling. :)

[airlybird]

Well i generally try to avoid you like the plague because you basically scare the crap outta me, but what the hey...at least you could never knock me for my honesty:nanabobo:
Happy Birthday Vonnegut....have a good one!!!
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[ozchick]

:birthday: Happy Birthday Vonne! :birthday:

[TheBigCat]

Is Caturday??? No is not Caturday. Is Vonne's birfday. Next best thig. I s'pose she want me to share chzbrgrs wif her. Well... 'k. I'll share chzbrgrs.

[vonnegut]

Awww, man.

I know it's the birthday thread tradition to say nice things, but seriously dudes-- ya'll are too sweet. I've been going nuts lately and coming in here to read all of this has me grinning my ass off for the first time all week. If I had a heart instead of a cold, dark stone, I may even almost want to cry a little and be touched. Good thing I don't have to worry about THAT.

I hate to respond individually, but can't help it. And it's my birthday, so I get to be overly dramatic and eat up all the attention I can get.

Wait, I do that every day. *cough* histrionic, Job? *cough*

Anyway:


Oh my frickin god, you trekkie. That's the best thing I've ever seen.
And :awwhug:
May not have that smilie in chat any more, but at least I can still do it here.



You think you're so damn funny. Just wait till I break out the Planet Busters.



Ah, no words.

How do you still know when I'm smiling?

Guess you haven't lost your touch.



Holy crap, dude, where ya been?
:p



Thanks, sir. You always know how to motivate me by pointing out everything I'm not doing.

Remember that word I called you during the Hive Puzzle that got me an infraction? Yeah. That.

But to respond to the spirit of your post: I love you, too.



Aww. How can you talk so smooth when you now know that I'm THAT damn pretty?

One of these days you're going to have to let me win at chess again.



Shhh.

:makeout:

Yeah, I'm just teasin' ya.
You love it.



Ur in my thred, messin up ur gramer n spellin.

Cute :p


At least what you're really saying is...

I can haz chzburger?



I didn't read your post because I thought the grammar would hurt my brain, so I'll just respond to what I imagine your post to be:

Aww, it's true, darlin, I may be so much more attractive and intelligent and witty than you'll ever be, but I appreciate you saying it. :)




Word.

Only thing better than an Irish Scorpio, is an Irish Scorpio from the South, right?


.... :p

Give Mrs. Darth a hug for me.




Is that a fermion in your hot tub, or are you just happy to see me?




Am I getting you off free tonight? :eyebrow:




No double dactyl? Pffffft.

Given my histrionic nature, I may have to pout for about a month about that.

Je t'aime (moi non plus), mon ami.




:D Damn, I love you dudes. Especially Sicky cause his Math skills are enormous, AND he knows how to work 'em. And Von cause, well, he's just sexy. And Graham cause... HOW tall are you again? And Jaimiept and... wait a damn minute... Silly, how the hell did you get this harem of hotness again? You lucky strumpet.



It totally is spelled "ya'll."

Thanks for the thought, guys, and for making me smile. :)




...



You know.

:tree:


Come to Richmond.


Oh, and by the way.... Chris.
Again you forget?

You are SOOOOO Fired.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Is it already November 2nd in your time zone? Are you allowed to break my stones for not wishing you a happy birthday before the day is out?

But I'm really glad you bumped this thread because I had so totally forgotten.

[LostPigeon]

Happy cooooooooo cooo Birthday vonne

Happy Coo coo vonne

[Rocky Raccoon]

POD RECOVERED.

[vonnegut]

I had so totally forgotten.

:rotfl:

I know.


ETA:

*as usual, when she has a moment, Vonne searches TCS's last posts*

*which is kind of stalker*

And damn. You brat.

[ALostRockStar]

http://www.poolandspa.com/catalog/images/beer-gel-candles.jpg

Really? Who the hell wants CAKE on their birthday anyway? ;)

MAKE A WISHHHHHHH!

:celebrate HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY! <3 - Rori :celebrate

[PastaSteve]

Happy Birthday, ma'am.

[island_maverick]

Happy Birthday, vonne. :Cheers::birthday:

I would say the beers are on me, but clearly they'd be on you. And on your beer-soaked carpet. And on your computer desk. And on your bathroom sink. And on your bedside table. etc. etc. :Cheers: :D

[Son of Locke]

John Couch Adams became the first person to predict the position of a planetary mass beyond Uranus.*giggles*

Kelly, you were WAYYY younger than 24 when you discovered that mass positioned behind Uranus, weren't you?

So at least you've got that going for you.

[Budman]

HBK

[vonnegut]

TYL

[Sweet Doo]

November 1, eh? Typical scorpio.....


Anyway, here's what I decided to get you for your birthday.

FREE HATS!!! http://www.nsc.org/GRAPHICS/hats.gif


PS I love you Kelly.

[vonnegut]

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I know.

[Mattie]

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS MY LITTLE SKIN OF THE PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[King of Snake]

Happy b-day V!

[aRooZa]

Happy Birthday! :prezzie:

[Leia Amos]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o124/leia_amos1/happybirthdaykelly.jpg

*dops* :kiss: :Hugglepounce: You can even be the purple one... ;) :celebrate :whitecat:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o124/leia_amos1/smoce.jpg

Heart ya Teach!

[scotpgot]

:birthday: Happy Birthday, Vonnegut! :birthday:

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh39/scotpgot/pudding.jpg

[LOSTForever]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/dsniper1/thhappy_birthday.gif

[RoseArienh]

:birthday: Happy Birthday, Vonne. :) :BCake:

[Vitriol]

Happy something or other.

[Lab]

Happy Birthday vonne :birthday:

[Khan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY



VONNE



You have an exceptional mind and wit. Here's to you finding the best path in life and the wisdom to walk it so your gifts can be used to their fullest.

:Cheers::Cheers::Cheers:

[Found in the Land of Lost]

Happy birthday!! :awwhug:

:flowers:

[Brian]

:groupwave: :groupwave: :birthday: :birthday: :groupwave: :groupwave:

Happy Birthday

vonne!!!!!!

:groupwave: :groupwave: :birthday: :birthday: :groupwave: :groupwave:

Hope you have a wonderful day! :Cheers:

[MayBear]

http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll453/melaniestevens2008/thHappy-Belated-Birthday-14.gif

Hope you have a great one!

:blinkie: :birthday: :blinkie:

[uhavemel]

HAPPY
*BELATED*
BIRTHDAY!!!


:Cheers:

[vonnegut]

Thanks, guys. :)

[Billy Shears]

Sorry so late!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/vincentstjohn/vonne.jpg

[LostPigeon]

Happy Birthday vonne check your special poll coo :)

[DogMa]

:birthday:Happy Birthday vonne!:birthday:

[vincentstuntdbl#23]

Happy Bday
V for Vonnedetta!

[frogge]

Uh, hope you had an okay day and all....

:rolleyez:

[MaxPower]

Happy Birthday vonne check your special poll coo :)

I hope you're enjoying your "special poll"!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[jamiept]

Hope it was grand...

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Aw geez.

[vonnegut]

I expect YOU to forget it, Chris.

[PastaSteve]

Happy belated birthday, ma'am.

[Hodgepodge]

One of my favorite people is having a birthday. :prezzie:

Happy birthday Vonne! :Cheers: :celebrate :Cheers: :celebrate

May you have many more. Well, not more than me. :nanabobo:

[sals]

Happy Birthday, Vonne !!!

I'll look for you at the next AARP meeting :)



Sals

[NeillT006]

When's Vonne's birthday?

N.

[Dezie]

I don't remember if I said Happy Birthday or not.


.....




....


Happy Birthday, Vonne.

[Leia Amos]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o124/leia_amos1/catchall/happybirthdaykelly.jpg

:Hugglepounce: :yayconfet

Hope you have a great bday weekend! *dops*

[Leia Amos]

(birthday merge?)

[ZIA]

Yeah.

[vincentstuntdbl#23]

Happy Bday Vonne!!!
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff171/vincentstuntdbl23/bassethat.jpg

[scotpgot]

:birthday: :celebrate :BCake: Happy Birthday, vonne! :BCake: :celebrate :birthday:

[NeillT006]

Happy birthday, little girl.

N.

[LostViking]

Happy birthday vonne. Let them eat cake!

[CalvinHobbesLocke]

Hope you enjoy your day :)

[ZIA]

Happy Birthday Vonne!!!

I hope you had a GREAT day!!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd258/pellepia/HAPPY%20BIRTHDAY/HappyBirthdayCake.jpg


Love ya Chica!
Z :D

[vonnegut]

Thanks, guys :)

Happy birthday, little girl.

N.

You can always make me feel young, sir.

Happy birthday vonne. Let them eat cake!

:rotfl:

[MinaKitty]

Happy Day to you!

[airlybird]

Hope you had a great time Vonne

[J_C]

Happy Belated.
Getting your license soon then, yea?
:nanabobo:
j/k

[island_maverick]

Happy Birthday vonne.

(better late than never?)

[vonnegut]

Thanks, English.

I don't mind when people are late wishing me happy birthday. Then again, I'm not a cranky old lawyer.

[island_maverick]

Then again, I'm not a cranky old lawyer.It's just as well. There's probably too many of them in world as it is.