The Game of Clue: How Paulo And Nikki will be killed off the show.

[Ida Monster]

Game premise: It very loosely follows the conclusion of the Parker Brothers game, Clue.Complete the following:
How will Paulo and Nikki be killed off the show?


Rules:Your answer should roughly follow this format:


By <person>, in <place>, with <thing>.


Be as creative or non-creative in your answer as you like.

Examples:

By Smokie, in the Dark Territory, with a palm tree.
By Sayid, in his Tramp Camp, with a can of DHARMA Creamed Corn.
By Locke, in the Bear Cave, with the flaming hair spray.
By the polar bear, in the Pearl Toilet, with his sharp, gnashing teeth.
Disclaimer: For entertainment only. There will not be any scoring, voting or polling yet.

[VonWesvolin]

By digestive issues, in the jungle, with some bad mangoes.

[JustDucky]

By a hit man in the next episode with the full blessing of God, the Pope, Michael Moore, and all 18 million viewers of LOST

[Santa'sLittleHelper]

By Vincent, in the Dog House Hatch (otherwise known as the '?'), with Dharma dogma that will actually make them take their own lives, much like Radzinski!

Do I get extra credit for the 'much like'?

[Leia Amos]

By the water alien from the Abyss in the submarine with the telekinetic strangling mechanism.

[Leia Amos]

Can I double post?

By Spock in the caves with the Vulcan Death Pinch.

[GrahamK]

By each other in a bizarre suicide pact with the best interests of Lost at heart.

[Leia Amos]

By each other in a bizarre suicide pact with the best interests of Lost at heart.

:yeah:

[Santa'sLittleHelper]

:yeah: X 2

[Lost In His Eyes]

By the dharma shark in the water after being thrown off a cliff by an annoyed Lostie with their screams being drowned out by the celebration thrown all across the island

:D

[Santa'sLittleHelper]

By a band of extremely irritated Lost-TV Forum members, in Locke's sock drawer, with a black horse sweater egg.

[Ida Monster]

By Neil Frogurt with a frogurt scooper in the DHARMA walk-in freezer hatch.
(this is the same hatch we were shown the Brazilian Portuguese guys)

[JacksGirlfriend]

By Kate and Sawyer with their bare hands for attempting to steal their thunder.

[Leia Amos]

By Kate and Sawyer with their bare hands for attempting to steal their thunder.

By Jack and Juliet with a scalpel for interrupting Ben's surgery.

[boonian androphile]

By Bad Writing/Bad Acting Implosion Theory in the very next episode please with the grace and blessing of Allmighty God.

[Television]

By ME in ANY EPISODE with a large haddock.

[Santa'sLittleHelper]

LOL! Haddock...

Actually, LOL to all of 'em! :D

[Frecklestoo]

By Hurley-Bird in the jungle with a gigantic clump of falling bird poop.

[Smartypants]

By the Killer Rabbit in Caerbannog with its Big Pointy Teeth

[Leia Amos]

When Nikki & Paulo ask "Hey, can somebody please pass the ketchup?"

With sheer smooshing power in the alleyway by the Killer Tomatoes.

http://www.devildead.com/comedie/attackofthekillertomatoes003.jpg

[adognamedjack]

They will be shot by Jack Bauer, in the bear cages, because they RAN OUT OF TIME!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

[LAH LAH]

By Frogurt, in his hut, with a gangrenous foot.

[Driveshaft4Dee]

By the members of LOST-TV, on the set of LOST, with their bare hands.

[camelsmoker]

By outraged viewers, in a massive coordinated effort, with the sheer weight of the hate-mail sent to their trailers on the set.

[LAH LAH]

By Ben, on the sub, with the pacemaker.

[UKLostie]

By Frecklestoo & Me in Woody's Clubhouse chained to a tree by pounding em with table legs

[Driveshaft4Dee]

By TPTB, in the upcoming scripts, with their pencil erasers.

[Ida Monster]

By TPTB, in the upcoming scripts, with their pencil erasers.

Game over. Driveshaft4Dee wins.


(Who could've guessed it was Hurley and Sawyer in the graveyard with the shovels?)

[Smartypants]

By the Killer Rabbit in Caerbannog with its Big Pointy Teeth

I liked mine though.

Run away! Run away!