Corrupt A Wish

[redneck once removed]

This game is easy enough to play, And it allows for alot of creativity. The object is to corrupt the previous person's wish. Then you leave a wish for another person to corrupt.

Example:
Person #1: I wish I had a sandwich.
Person #2: Granted, but the sandwich is extremely poisonous. (leave wish)

Okay, I wish I had a pet lion

[john_locke]

Granted, but the Lion is very hungry

I wish i was a millionaire

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but you are living in a country with a 99% tax rate for millionaires.


I wish I could be on Lost.

[john_locke]

Granted but you have to share a tent with Paulo.

I wish i could fly

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but you only could fly in a 1 mile circle.

I wish I could absorb knowledge through osmosis.

[john_locke]

Granted, but you will absorb so much your head will expload :)

I wish i would become a super hero

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but your tights would ride so far up you couldn't save people anymore.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

[Smartypants]

Granted, but if you started doing everything on time you'd piss off all the other procrastinators. ;)

I wish I could go for a long trail run and feel no pain.

[An"Other"]

Granted, but you'd be eaten by a bear

I wish I was getting a massage right now.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but the person giving the massage has hands that feel like ice and shards of broken glass.


I wish I were ruler of the world.

[An"Other"]

Granted, but then there would be a huge uprising.


I wish LOST was back on

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but you would have to watch it in all backwards english.

I wish I had a jacuzzi, and a daquiri.

[Smirnoff_Ice]

Granted, but you're quickly going to be assassinated.

I wish I had a piece of cake.

[An"Other"]

Granted, but it's made, literally, with someones blood, sweat, and tears...


I wish I had 50 bucks

[Smirnoff_Ice]

Granted, but it's counterfeited.

I wish I had a new couch.

[An"Other"]

Granted, but you'd have to eat your old one first.

I wish I was on vacation somewhere warm.

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but you would go crazy from heat stroke.

I wish I had a balcony to sit on.

[shoegal]

Granted, but your neighbors video tape your every move

I wish I could go to Australia

[redneck once removed]

Granted but you get kicked in the head by a Kangaroo


I wish I knew how to drive

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but you would be stuck driving aroun those clowns in a little car, forever.

I wish my superpower was transporting anywhere I wanted.

[redneck once removed]

granted but you move through time when it happens too

I wish I could win the lottery

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but you wind up like Hurley... rich but can't ever enjoy it.

I wish I had a pair of slippers.

[shoegal]

Granted, but they give you a bad foot fungus

I wish I lived in San Diego

[redneck once removed]

Granted but you are now a Chargers Cheerleader for life

I wish I had a new DVD Player

[Maestra]

Granted, but it only plays Barney DVDs.

I wish I could sleep.

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but you have nightmares about Paolo's hair.


I wish I could have unlimited wishes.

[shoegal]

Granted, but they are all corrupted

I wish it was sunny all the time

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but you develop acute solar urticaria, along with a severe allergy to sunscreen.


I wish it was 1992 again.

[SlavetoLost]

Granted but you would be an infant.

I wish it was 5 and I was off work.

[IwannaBlost]

Actually he would be a teenager but....Granted, but you were just fired and now don't have a job to return to

I wish my dog could let himself in and out so I wouldn't have to

[SlavetoLost]

Actually he would be a teenager but....Granted, but you were just fired and now don't have a job to return to

I wish my dog could let himself in and out so I wouldn't have to

I meant he would have to live as an infant..

Granted, but your dog would go to the restroom inside the house and then let himself out to play.

I wish I was in San Antonio already.

[IwannaBlost]

I meant he would have to live as an infant..

Granted, but your dog would go to the restroom inside the house and then let himself out to play.

I wish I was in San Antonio already.


Don't give the mutt any ideas:nanabobo:

Granted, but you are going to live in a cardboard box on a buzy highway and it will rain every day.

I wish tomorrow was Sunday too

[SlavetoLost]

Granted but you would have to clean house and tend to the lawn ALL DAY!

I wish Turkey Day was here already.

[IwannaBlost]

Granted but you would have to clean house and tend to the lawn ALL DAY!

I wish Turkey Day was here already.


Granted, but you are living were they don't celebrate Turkey Day.

I wish I never had to sleep

[SlavetoLost]

Granted but you would still be sleep al the time.

I wish I could sleep now.

[An"Other"]

Granted, but if you slept more than 3 hours at a time you'd be woken up by a bucket of ice water splashed over you.

I wish I could lend a helping hand.

[SlavetoLost]

Granted but you couldn't just "lend it" you would have to lose it.

I wish I could help you not lose your "lending" hand.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but you would help by losing your own lending hand instead of him losing his.



I wish I had a new BMW.

[shoegal]

Granted, but it's a lemon

I wish I could fly

[Maestra]

Granted, but now you're a bat.

I wish I had a week's vacation right now.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but you'll have no job to return to after it's over.


I wish I were 20 years younger.

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but it only lasts one day.

I wish I was at the filming of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[The Life of Riley]

Granted, but I put itching powder in your beard... err, fishnets. ;)

I wish I was a vampire slayer.

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but you won't be comforted by being a hot chick or having super powers.

I wish I had Spike's coat to sleep in, and nothing else.;)

[The Life of Riley]

Granted, but you have to dig it out of the rubble first. ;)

I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale! (Oh yeah! Corrupt that!

[Leia Amos]

Granted, but you have to dig it out of the rubble first. ;)

I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale! (Oh yeah! Corrupt that!

Ok, your corruption is still do-able. ;)

Granted, but you would be crying out when you open your shirt and reveal several very deep and bloody wounds on your chest.

I wish I was the one straddling "Angel-puppy". :naughty:

[The Life of Riley]

Ok, your corruption is still do-able. ;)

Granted, but you would be crying out when you open your shirt and reveal several very deep and bloody wounds on your chest.

I wish I was the one straddling "Angel-puppy". :naughty:

Granted, but you will be staked... twice.

I wish Xander was my best friend.

[redneck once removed]

Granted but you have to carry him piggyback everywhere


I wish I could sing :p

[MayBear]

Granted, but it will only be Latin Opera



I wish I was out of debt.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but they took both your arms and your legs as payment.


I wish I could snap my fingers and make my every wish come true.

[The Life of Riley]

Granted, but your fingers will fall off after the first wish.

I wish I had a puppy.

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but his name is Cujo.


I wish I could hibernate in winter.

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but you'll miss all the cozy nights by the fire.

I wish I could take a vacation.

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but alas, you are on Oceanic flight 815.


I wish my kids would let me sleep in later.

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but they are repainting the walls with syrup while you sleep.

I wish I could live on chocolate-covered strawberries.

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but Congress has just passed legislation making eating chocolate-covered strawberries a capital crime.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but Congress has just passed legislation making eating chocolate-covered strawberries a capital crime.I'll risk it. :D

I wish I was a little bit taller.Granted, but now all your pants look like knickers.

I wish it were Sunday.

[Lostintranslation666]

Granted, but only because your head is bigger...

I wish i was in a punk band..

[camelsmoker]

I wish it were Sunday.
Granted, but you will be annoyed by telemarketers, Girl Scouts, and religious proselytizers all day long.
I wish i was in a punk band..Granted, but your fellow band members kick you out when they discover Barbara Streisand CDs in your car.


I wish the world was at peace.

[blue sunrise]

I wish the world was at peace.Granted, but now CNN runs 24 hour coverage of the TomKat marriage.

I wish I were floating in an innertube in a tropical paradise with an umbrella drink in my hand.

[Lostintranslation666]

Granted, but its a tropical paradise snowglobe that gets shaken..

I wish life was like a box of chocolates..

[john_locke]

Granted, but Homer Simpson will visit your home :D

I wish i was an actor/

[Lostintranslation666]

Granted, but you always get cast as a redshirt

I wish it was snowing..

[john_locke]

Granted but a giant snowflake will fall on top of you and crush you into oblivion :mischievo :mischievo

I wish i was a doctor.

[IwannaBlost]

Granted, but you are a bad one and kill everyone you treat....aka Jack :rotfl:

I wish I slept more at night

[john_locke]

Granted but you will never awake for another 687 years.

I wish i had a private jet.

[kd8ch]

Granted. It is six inches long and you must never share it. Granted the same wish for someone named "Kate".

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

[9mile monster]

Granted, but you already know what it is going to do to your cholesterol

I wish my kid had a better job

[IwannaBlost]

Granted, but he is moving in with you for a year.

I wish I was eating Thanksgiving Dinner now.

[Shar]

Granted, but you would have to eat it all raw because you didn't have any time to cook it today.

I wish the new year were here already.

[9mile monster]

Granted, but then all your holiday billswould come before you bought them In a Lost sort of way

I wish I had picked up my paycheck today.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but they took out so many deductions that the check was only for 50 cents.


I wish I were a size 8 again.

[Lostintranslation666]

Granted, only its size 8 years in childs clothes..

I wish it rained more often..

[shoegal]

Granted - but it floods your house

I wish it was sunny all year round

[Lostintranslation666]

Granted, but sunscreen becomes $100000 a bottle...

I wish i could read minds..

[Shar]

Granted, but they wouldn't mean anything to you because you wouldn't have any thought pattern of your own.

I wish I could live as a recluse.

[9mile monster]

Granted, but then who is gonna scratch your back?

I wish I could eat as much chocolate as I want without gaining a pound

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but they discover that chocolate is a carcinogen.


I wish I could appear on Lost.

[Shar]

Granted, but you'd appear as a little purple speck over top of the abc symbol.

I wish new episodes of LOST would run every week for at least the next five years without any breaks.

[shoegal]

Granted, but you would not be able to watch or record any of them...so they would air...but you would miss them all!

I wish hearts could never be broken

[Roanna_losti]

Granted but now it's really heavy in your body (because it's so strong) and you can't breath properly

I wish i could go out with Johnny Depp

x

[j-losti]

Granted . Uhr...just don't tell his wife!

I wish LOST would stay on air forever

[Roanna_losti]

Wish granted ....but the actors have died so.. now you have to put up with ''the cartoon'' version

I wish i had 'a.i.' on dvd it's such a sad movie makes me crrrrrry! :cry:

[j-losti]

Never seen it but wish granted anyway. (On december 5th ;)

I wish chocolate made me thinner!

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but after a couple of Hershey's kisses, you start making Kate Moss look like Roseanne.


I wish it would stop raining.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but then a 20 year drought begins and millions starve.


I wish every day were Christmas.

[The Life of Riley]

Granted, but you're Jewish, so you can't celebrate it.

I wish money grew on trees.

[Smirnoff_Ice]

Granted, but there are no trees left.

I wish I had a new car.

[TerminalFrost]

Granted... But you now live smack in the middle of the Atacama Desert... No trees within hundreds of miles.


I wish Pink Floyd would go on tour again.

ETA: Blast it... Too slow.

Granted, but gas is now $1000 dollars a gallon, you can't afford to drive it.

I still wish Pink Floyd would go on tour again.

[Smirnoff_Ice]

Granted, but they would only perform where you aren't.

I wish I had a slice of pepperoni pizza.

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted, but you're allergic to pepperoni.

I wish I had blue eyes.

[TerminalFrost]

Granted, but now you live on Arrakis... (see avi)


I wish I could go on a cruise.

[IwannaBlost]

Granted, but now you live on Arrakis... (see avi)


I wish I could go on a cruise.

Granted, by the ship's name is Titanic


I wish I could fly a plane.

[TerminalFrost]

Granted... Oh Darn, it ran out of fuel over Craphole Island. ;)



I wish I could fly on a Shuttle Mission.

[IwannaBlost]

Granted....But the shuttle crashed on CRAPHOLE Island :p

I wish I had a pet tiger

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted, but now you're in jail for stealing it from the circus.

I wish I had the Season 2 Lost dvds! ;p

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but they were broken.

I wish I could meet the cast of Lost.

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but the thrill of meeting them overwhelms your weak heart, and you keel over. R.I.P.


I wish I wasn't so morbid.

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but the shock of it causes a heartattack.

I wish I could breath under water.

[j-losti]

Granted....uhr..when you come back as a fish/ mermaid in the next life!

I wish i knew my soul mate!

[Television]

Granted but their a serial killer

I wish my wish wouldn't come true

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but then you find out that wish was the only thing keeping you alive. Say hi to Steve...err...Scott...er..Steve? for me!

I wish I had something better to do.

[john_locke]

Granted, but it very soon you will get sick of it

I wish my maths teacher died!! lol

[Television]

Granted but then she returns and fources you to do 1000000 maths puzzels

I wish I had a 4ft moose.

[john_locke]

Granted, but you get sued by the Ministry of Giant Mooses for copyright

I wish it was back to 1995

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but it's New Year's Eve and it's one minute until Midnight.

I wish I had food.

[john_locke]

Granted, but your allergic to it all!!

I wish i had a cup of Coffee :coffeedunk:

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but its uncaffinated.

I wish I could see into the future.

[john_locke]

Granted, but you can only see 1 minute into the future

I wish i was Telepathic.

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but now it's the only way you can communicate.

I wish I was famous.

[j-losti]

Granted but only when the world has expanded and drifted apart so that we all have one part of the world ;)

I wish I could throw fire

[j-losti]

^woopsy lol forget my granted bit of the post above

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but you burnt your hands off so now you can't.

I wish I was in Les Miserables. :D

[j-losti]

Granted! That's an awesome musical but you have to be Cosette because she's annoying. (main character :eyebrow: not really a bad consequence but whatever lol)

I wish I could play the electric guitar

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but the electric guitar short circuted and electrocuted you...and now you are smelly burnt...

I wish I could dance

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but then you turn into Locke before the plane crashes. So how's that wheelchair dance coming along? :p

I wish I could type faster.

[Batman Laz0r]

Granted! But you type so fast that you break every keyboard you try typing at


I wish I knew how to cook (LOL)

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted, but you can't afford to buy food.

I wish I was on LOST.

[Batman Laz0r]

Granted, but you're a redshirt and can only communicate with and see Nikki and Paulo

I wish I had my own plane

[LAH LAH]

Granted but it is Oceanic flight 816 and crashes and burns...

I wish I had a million dollars

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted, but it's ALL in pennies. :P

I wish my eyes stopped hurting.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but they stopped hurting 'cause you have gone blind

I wish my house was paid off...

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but you forget to pay your insurance premium right before it burns down.

I wish there was more discussion in GD.

[sawyerhasbestlines]

Granted, but it's all by me in Christmas Carols.

I wish my apartment had a closet.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but your closet is invested with cockroaches...


I wish LAN was online

[sawyerhasbestlines]

Granted, but your closet is invested with cockroaches...


... and the rats will eat them.

[SlavetoLost]

I wish my dog could speak (like humans can)

[Batman Laz0r]

I wish LAN was online

Granted, but it's really just LAN in homicidal robot form

I wish my dog could speak (like humans can)

Granted, but all it can do is nag you to death


I wish I had my own car

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but as soon as it is delivered to your house the neighbor backs up into it pushing if off the cliff...

I wish my cat would stop clawing at my leather couch...

[Batman Laz0r]

Granted, but now it starts clawing only at you

I wish I could go on vacation right now

[LAH LAH]

Wish granted, but as soon as you get to your vacation destination it rains non stop till you pack up to go home.

I wish I didn't have to work any more...

[SlavetoLost]

Granted but you now live on the streets with no money.

I wish I had someone to pack my apt. up

[Batman Laz0r]

LOL sounds just like home then... now if it'd been snowing, that would've been horrible ;)


Granted! But it's because they've stolen everything you have

I wish I didn't have so many assignments to do

[SlavetoLost]

Granted but you would be dumber than dirt.

I wish I someone to pack my apt., not steal my stuff, and move me now... :)

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but when you went to your new apartment no one could find the moving truck...

I wish I had a pony

[SlavetoLost]

Granted but it would buck/kick you everytime you looked at it.

I wish it was 5:00pm already.

[Batman Laz0r]

Granted, but you've gone back in time so it's now 5:00pm 5,000,000 years ago

I wish I had teleporting turkey

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but your teleporting turkey bites you in the privates...

I wish I had an RV...

[SlavetoLost]

Granted but it has no engine, tires, or a key to get in/start it.

I wish someone would bring me food, I am hungry.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but the food was from the dumpster in NY city and the stench is more than any of us could handle...


I wish my computer was running faster...

[SlavetoLost]

Granted, but it would run away. HAHAHA, I know how dumb.

I wish I had better jokes to tell.

[Batman Laz0r]

LOL not that dumb, I thought it too

Granted! Too bad you can't communicate anymore

I wish guys would come up and ask me out, already LOL

[9mile monster]

Granted, Too bad that you have agraphobia!

I wish that I'd get younger on my next birthday

[SlavetoLost]

Granted, but you would still have the same problems you have when getting old.

I wish I was home already.

[Smartypants]

Granted, but now you are a turtle who carries your home on your back.

I wish every day was as beautiful as today.

[SlavetoLost]

Granted, but you are blind and can't see how beautiful it is.

I wish I could cure AIDS.

[LAH LAH]

Granted...but as soon as that happens you contract some new never going to be treated disease...

I wish our Christmas photo shoot had turned out better...

[9mile monster]

Granted.........but then the image would get LOST on your computer

I wish Mr. Eko didn't die

[LAH LAH]

Wish granted...but then they kill him off in the next episode so nothing really gained.

I wish I owned a rolex

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but it's the one lemon that they've made in their history and no watch repair shop on Earth can make it tick.


I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

[Smartypants]

Granted but you forgot the words to all songs ever written.

I wish everyone in the world was fed tonight.

[Batman Laz0r]

Granted! Too bad it was with Soylent Green

I wish it wasn't snowing here right now

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, because it has suddenly turned 150 degrees Farenheit (don't know the Celcius -- sorry Batman) in the shade.


I wish I had a driver to chauffeur me around.

[The Life of Riley]

Granted, but he's blind.

I wish I had superpowers.

[TerminalFrost]

Granted... But thanks to Syndrome, everyones a Super...



I wish I could play a musical instrument.

[The Life of Riley]

Granted, but you can't play it well.

I wish I had a mansion.

[TerminalFrost]

Granted, but it's only 3 feet tall... It's a Barbie Dream Mansion.



I wish I could go to Germany for Oktoberfest.

[The Life of Riley]

Granted, but they're only serving fruit punch this time.

I wish I had an Italian villa.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but it burns to the ground one day after you take title to it and you don't have fire insurance.


I wish I could speak 5 different languages.

[The Life of Riley]

Granted, but they're all dead languages.

I wish I was a dancer on Broadway.

[Batman Laz0r]

Granted!.... but you really do break a leg

I wish I had more time to read

[redneck once removed]

granted but your power goes out


I wish there was something good on TV

[LAH LAH]

Granted but as soon as you get a chance to enjoy it the bulbs bun out in your tv...

I wish I was already home and didn't have to drive 4 hours back today...

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but the teleporter you used put you back together in a most unusual way...

"Oh, I wish I had a river I could skate away on..."

(wait, this isn't Name That Tune)

[j-losti]

Granted but you'll never ever come off it....like ever. And if it WAS name that tune - River ;)

I wish I was the 'final girl' in a horror movie.

[Smartypants]

Granted, but you are killed in the sequel.

I wish someone else would do my work for awhile and I could go to Hawaii and lay on the beach.

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but the person doing your work is a power hungry ladder climber.

I wish I could express my happiness that you're back!

*shakes booty in a booty-shakin' dance of joy*

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but you just, uh, sprained your booty. Yeah, that.


I wish I could have thought of something better^^.

[j-losti]

Granted but it would have been thought of as really offensive so the booty spraining comment was better in the long run

I wish my computor would stop with the frikkin pop up ads

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but now you have only the Blue Screen Of Death.


I wish my knees weren't so sore.

[Smartypants]

Granted but now your elbows, shoulders and ankles are twice as sore.

I wish I hadn't missed bluesy when she was here to play and shake her booty.

[blue sunrise]

(Tag! You're it!)

Granted, but while you're playing with me, your cats are rearranging your furniture.

I wish I knew all the answers.

[Deadfall]

Granted, but you'll also forget all the questions.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

[Smartypants]

Granted but then "they" changed some of the questions.
eta: too slow

Granted but then you got bored.

Hey sweeeeetie!

I wish I didn't have to go in a minute. :(

[blue sunrise]

Granted. No really- granted. :D

"I wish my brother George was here..."

(now it's Name That Cartoon...)

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but as soon as he get there he is abducted by aliens and you don't see him for another week...

I wish it was Thanksgiving again so I would be on vacation... :sigh:

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but you'll have a horrible stomach bug and can't eat a thing for a week.


I wish I had a new wardrobe of clothes.

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but they're the wrong size.. Whoops :p

I wish i did better in the math test today..

[LAH LAH]

Granted...but you failed all other tests for a week...

I wish my Kitty wasn't sick...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, it died. Sorry..

I wish my mom could make dinner to me now.

[LAH LAH]

Granted...but she forgot to actually cook it and you contract mad cow diease...sorry...

I wish my kids wouldn't bicker...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, they passed out.. Couldn't write died, that woud be too mean..

I wish I didn't have to wash my clothes.

[LAH LAH]

Granted...you didn't have to wash them 'cause they burned up in the house fire that took your whole house and the neighbors thankfuly every one got out safely

I wish gas prices were lower...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but everybody were so happy that the goverment decided to raise it, just to be mean..

I wish I had someone to visit, now. :p

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but when you got there to visit they realized it was you and went screaming from the room :D

I wish my office work would disappear

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but they reappeared right after. Can't think of anything else, to stuffed :p

I wish I could skip school tomorrow.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but its only because you were expelled for cheating...

I wish I knew who killed JFK...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but he came and killed you. Sorry.

I wish i was smarter.

[LAH LAH]

Granted but then you went insane from the sudden onset of knowledge...

I wish this was my job to type to the likes of you...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but the wage sucks.

I wish I didn't have homework today.

[LAH LAH]

Granted but only cuase your computer blew up and your legs were vaporized...since that happened the school felt bad for you and renigged your homework...

I wish I knew how to manually type all the smilies....

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but smilies went out of style.

I wish I were a great writer.

[Funshine]

I wish I were a great writer.
Granted, you are now the greatest writter ever in history... and dead.

I wish it were friday.

[LAH LAH]

Granted but you win a million dollars tomorrow and miss it 'cause you jumped time...

I wish I had funshines million dollars missed from time jumping...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but funshines came back and took them.

I wish I were a hollywood celeb.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but then your husband leaves you and tries to take the kids too!

I wish I had a pool

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but its filled with buggs.

I wish I had a PotC Dead mans chest DVD.

[LAH LAH]

Granted but I don't know what that is so curses will be on you and your kin...:D

I wish I knew what a PotC Dead mans chest DVD is...

[Skate4ever]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead mans chest is the second movie in the Pirates of the Caribbean triology.

Granted, but as you read what i wrote, you go blind.

I wish I had somewhere to be :p

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but that place is the dentist office for a root canal.

I wish I could stay in my bathrobe all day today. :p

[Smartypants]

Granted, but all the neighbors come over and judge you. ;)

I wish my iTunes wasn't messed up.

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but all the neighbors come over and judge you. ;)

I wish my iTunes wasn't messed up.
*looks out the window*

No one peeking- yet. :D

Granted, but all your songs have changed to John Denver's Greatest Hits.

I wish I could get used to this new laptop. Grrr...

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but as soon as you get used to it your cat pees on it...

I wish I had my pottery barn down comforter back...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but the cat peed on it.

I wish i had a faster internet connection.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but they charge you $5000 for the initial hookup

I wish I liked ham

[Smartypants]

Granted, but now there is an army of pigs knocking at your door

I wish my cats could talk.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but your cats only sit and complain to you...

I wish my boss thought raises were a weekly affair...

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but he/she only raises you a penny a week.

I wish I wasn't sick. *sniffle*

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but you aren't sick anymore cause your dead Sorry!

I wish my lunch tasted better!

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but a bird ate it.

I wish I could fly.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but you collide with a 757...

I wish this thread would never die...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but your internet crashes, so you can't post here :p

I wish I had a strawberry icecream

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but the strawberries harbor an untreatable fungus and your gums get infected and your teeth fall out.

I wish I could think of another wish...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but you wished for a strawberry icecream too, same thing happened. Haha, back at ya' :p

I wish I was more athletic.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but you get drafted for the Majors and the papparazi stalk you forever!

I wish I was pregnant...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but its an alien.

I wish i had a better imagination

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but you sit for days on end not eating only dreaming up unrealities...

I wish I was a blonde

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but it gets so bright that everybody needs to wear sunglasses around you.

I wish I had more strawberry gum.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but didn't you learn your lesson about the strawberry fungus? No teeth again...

I wish this day was over...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but another comes. :p

I wish my screen werent broken..

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but you spent so much money fixing your screen you are broke...

I wish my sweater was blue...

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but everything else you own is blue too.

I wish my house were twice as big as it is.

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but now you spend twice as much time cleaning.

I wish I had more time to play right now.

[redneck once removed]

granted, but at the same moment, everyone else leaves


I wish I had a Hairbrush :p

[9mile monster]

granted, but you're on chemo and everytime you brush, more hair falls out


I wish that I didn't write what I just wrote

[redneck once removed]

Granted, you wrote something worse

I wish my hair wasn't falling out LOL

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but now hair is sprouting from every inch of your body, hair that never falls out.


I wish I were 20 years younger.

[redneck once removed]

Granted but you develop severe wrinkles all over your body


I wish I had a waterbed

[Smartypants]

Granted but it is leaking everywhere.

I wish my house was warmer.

[redneck once removed]

Granted but it gets so hot you cant stand it anymore even when you strip down naked

I wish laundry would do itself

[Television]

Granted but then sets on fire...

I wish penguins could talk

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but now that they do they won't shut up...

I wish I hadn't been late to work this morning...

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but just as you arrive at work your angry boss fires you.


I wish I had my own personal chef.

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but he can't cook worth a penny.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but that's because you've been permanently expelled from all educational facilities in the country.


I wish I were a fashion model.

[finebyfive]

Granted...but your a plus size fashion model


I wish for World Peace

[Driveshaft4Dee]

Granted but.......then you woke up.

I wish I had more clothes.

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Granted, but they are all 5 sizes too big or 5 sizes too small and are for the opposite gender.


I wish I had my own private viewing of Lost each week before the rest of the world.

[kd8ch]

Granted.

We start watching Lost at 9:00; you start watching at 8:59:59

I wish the dishes would wash themselves

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but they all got rowdy and started a plate fight and now you haven't any dishes left...and a heck of a mess to clean up.

I wish my house was paid off...

[camelsmoker]

Granted, but the early redemption charge on your mortgage is so high, you have to sell your house.


I wish I wasn't such an insomniac.

[blue sunrise]

Granted, but now you're sleeping through all the fun.

I wish my house would clean itself.

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but it keeps messing its self up just it can keep cleaning it...

I wish I didn't have to watch my weight...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, you don't watch it and get bigger, and bigger, and bigger ...

I wish my dad would make me some pancakes..

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but he forgets to add the flour and you have a burnt soupy mess...

I wish it would stay this nice through Dec...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, Santa brings you a bunch of presents but all were empty. I guess Santa didn't stay nice..

I wish i could do well on my finals tomorrow..

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but the test papers are lost and no one ever gets to grade them or see how well you did.

I wish my sweater hadn't shrunk in the wash...

[Skate4ever]

Granted, the pants shrunk instead.

I wish i could come up with a wish..

[LAH LAH]

Granted, but then you can't stop thinking of wishes and it consumes you till the day you die...

I wish Skate could come up with a wish :D

[Skate4ever]

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish i could come up with a wish l*a*h don't like :p