Waking Nikki

[frogge]

Friends and admirers, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to the smartest, prettiest, most captivating person ever to grace this island. I think that not only have we lost our best chance of thinking of a decent rescue plan, but also a chance to get to know a truly special soul. Someone who shone as bright as twenty diamonds, and reflected our own love and admiration onto everything nearby, including that sneaker in the tree.

Farewell, Nikki, for in your passing you have taught us much about being alive. Especially about being alive in your own grave.


:weeping:

[boonian androphile]

Nikki:

Should you live (and Im not hoping so) perhaps next time you pull a stunt like this, remember to research your poisons more carefully. And after doing so, remember to confide in an ally that you are paralyzed and not dead. But it's too late now. Farewell. Enjoy your diamonds and the body next to you.

[Farmer Ted]

Nikki, truly you were the finest <snip> on the lonely and forbidding island known as Craphole. Your presence will be sorely missed. May you spend the rest of eternity spinning around the great pole in the sky.

[Hodgepodge]

Okay, I admit she looked good spinning around that pole. :rolleyez: But, good riddance to bad rubbish! :mad:

[Farmer Ted]

Soundtrack by Cheap Trick (Oh, Candy!)

Oh Nikki, why did you do it?
Why'd you throw that spider in Paulo's hair?
He didn't expect you to catch him
With those jewels stashed in his pants

By his bone!
By his bone!
By his bone!
By his bone!

Oh, Nikki worked so hard
At spinnin' round that pole at night
She really should've just jumped Paulo's bones!

Oh, Nikki worked so hard
At spinnin' round that pole at night
She really should've just jumped Paulo's bones!

Oh Nikki why did you do it
You should've held a gun to his head
And then taken off your dress
And he'd have ripped his pants right off himself

Oh, Nikki worked so hard
At spinnin' round that pole at night
She really should've just jumped Paulo's bones!

Oh, Nikki worked so hard
At spinnin' round that pole at night
She really should've just jumped Paulo's bones!

You, you won't be spinnin' around no more
You, you won't be spinnin' around no more

Oh Nikki why did you do it
You shouldn't have thrown that spider at his head

[MR.E]

In season 7 the stripper season her and shannon in a flashback dance in a la club for money while hurley throws out 100 dollar bills like its nothing doing lines of coke while sawyer is busy conning some poor fool in the back while kate is also posing as a stripper on the run from the marshal

[Lawboy]

Plenty of good stripper poles trees on Craphole Island. Think Dark Territories. Maybe she could tame Smokie, ala Kong....