View Full Version : G.H.O.S.T.I.E.S Cabin Fever (A Jacob Appreciation Thread)
G.H.O.S.T.I.E.S. - Ghost, Hallucination, Or SomeThing Indescribably Eerily Spectacular
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/rental2.jpg
Bedrooms: Sure Bathrooms: Plenty of Mason Jars Sleeps: Doubt it Beds: Table View: Lush Jungle Square Feet: Cozy Listing Agent: foxxie
Has beach living got you down? Are you looking to relocate to somewhere more exotic? This antique, rustic log cabin welcomes you to the dream location that you could only imagine!
Nestled somewhere in the middle of Craphole Island, Safari Hideaway offers you the breathtaking views of ominous volcanoes and lush foilage. You'll wonder how all this beauty and majestic scenery can be seen with your own eyes, not to mention what can't be seen with your own eyes.
Decorated in a period theme, this luxurious cabin has lots of amenities to make your dream home come true. As you walk in the front door (don't forget your lantern!), you will step into a spacious room equipped with a table and chair, and a quaint wood burning stove.
Marvel at the priceless and unique works of art on the wall and take in the breathless views from the windows. You'll immediately take note of the Mason Jars on the ledge. Have you ever seen a more lovely bathroom? (Hey, beats the jungle, doesn't it?)
Give us a call! Come on down and commune with the jungle, be a part of the rich history of this rustic cabin, and experience the simple elegance that is Safari Hideaway. NOT A TIMESHARE!
*walks in
*leaves stack of business cards and a plate of muffins
And...oh yeah...Jacob Rocks! :D
The link in the ad is broken. :D Damn, I'll never get reservations before they're all gone.
Nice job LPU!
*hands Brian a business card
Let me know if you're serious. I'm sure we can make a deal. ;)
TerminalFrost
05-12-07, 01:51 AM
*sneaks in... carefully lifts a card from foxxie*
Great idea LPU... Been looking for a place to get some serious thinking done, and this is MUCH roomier than a Sweat Lodge...
I'll be making a reservation soon... once I figure out who dumped all these ashes on the lawn... :confused:
*takes card* :thankyous foxxie! I'll be in touch. :)
vonnegut
05-12-07, 03:57 AM
Oh hell.
The Life of Riley
05-12-07, 04:38 AM
*peers in*
*doesn't see anyone*
*peers in using slow-motion vision*
Oh, there we go.
island_maverick
05-12-07, 05:16 AM
NOT A TIMESHARE!Timeless?
Great idea, LPU!
vonnegut
05-12-07, 12:02 PM
*peers in*
*doesn't see anyone*
*peers in using slow-motion vision*
Oh, there we go.
:rotfl:
Oh hell.
I'd flame you, but it would just mysteriously disappear.
Hodgepodge
05-12-07, 10:22 PM
And to think, TPTB (Mrs. Hodgepodge) and I were planning a romantic get-away for the summer.*Picks up card. Leaves one of mine.*
And to think, TPTB (Mrs. Hodgepodge) and I were planning a romantic get-away for the summer.*Picks up card. Leaves one of mine.*
You just give me a call when you're ready to set up that romantic getaway. I assure you it will unforgetable. ;)
"HELP MY THREAD!"
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/jacob.gif
:rotfl:
OMG! :eek: It's....it's...JACOB! :p No..wait...hrmmmm....
*leaves more business cards and fresh muffins
The Life of Riley
05-19-07, 09:52 PM
:bump:
I think this should be in the Jacob subforum.
Heck, I didn't even know there was a Jacob subforum or I would have certainly started it there!
Hodgepodge
05-19-07, 10:05 PM
Don't worry about Locke Push-Ups, I'll move it! :nanabobo:
Sweet. Thanks Hodge! Now we can start making lists and summoning people in earnest.
The Life of Riley
05-19-07, 10:16 PM
I think if you wouldn't have thrown such a temper tantrum and set the cabin on fire earlier, more people would be here by now. :p
Too right, but I can just as easily put out the blaze without ever leaving the comfort of my chair. I could also set out punch and pie. That may help.
The Life of Riley
05-19-07, 10:27 PM
Oh, that was punch in the jars?
Yeah. That evil bastard Ben stole my Crate & Barrel Optic Punch Bowl (http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=315&f=16466&q=punch&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1), so we'll have to make do with the mason jars for now.
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1619/69388649pb0.jpg
The Life of Riley
05-19-07, 10:36 PM
Ah, okay.
Are we allowed to use paper cups, or are those too modern?
Best I can tell the paper cup came to life circa 1907. So that's a tough call. Just keep them away from the light. And don't spill anything on the floor.
Yeah. That evil bastard Ben stole my Crate & Barrel Optic Punch Bowl (http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=315&f=16466&q=punch&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1), so we'll have to make do with the mason jars for now.
So that's where that went! Stoopid Ben! Remind never to bring my good stuff to these open houses! :p
Too right, but I can just as easily put out the blaze without ever leaving the comfort of my chair. I could also set out punch and pie. That may help.
*sets out more muffins and business cards next to the punch and pie
The Life of Riley
05-20-07, 04:03 AM
:ghost2:
This smiley should be :jacob: .
We could try putting an ash circle around the smilie and see if we couldn't trap him here.
The Life of Riley
05-20-07, 05:11 AM
:laser: <--- I wonder if this is how they made the ashes...
That whole volcano thing is a cover-up.
I think you broke the mystery of http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/pirate-copy-1.gif wide open, Riles!
The Life of Riley
05-20-07, 05:46 AM
:idea:
Oh crap, does that count as technology?
*hides*
Man. I sure hope Riles is ok. She'll let us know somehow if she needs any help.
Is it just me or should everything in here be in invisotext except for the words help me?
Well...Invostext sounds like a good fit to me!
traveling wilbury
05-21-07, 02:17 AM
*walks in*
yeah, that's right.
*sees a chair and sits, on jacob, accidentally*
oh, so sorry!
Uh oh, now you've done it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/gifs/candlelight.gif
*walks in*
yeah, that's right.
*sees a chair and sits, on jacob, accidentally*
oh, so sorry!
Nice to know you...Hide me now!
The Life of Riley
05-21-07, 02:57 AM
Wow, I thought Jacob was gonna kill me. I yelled, "Help," but no one answered. So I just hid in the corner and he finally left me alone.
Wow! That was close Riley! Next time I'll help you! I know you'd do the same for me!
Something tells me that this thread won't be racing up the charts come AWARDS time. It probably doesn't help that we have like two members.
Well, we need something to help to raise our profile. I think you, me, and everyone else could come up with something.
The Life of Riley
05-26-07, 07:54 PM
Does this thread need some help? Is it only me in here?
You can get some help from me. I'm here! I bet Jacob is around here somewhere too!
This thread is in constant need of help. We'll have to come up with some kinda idea to give it a boost over the hiatus. I'm sure that everyone's with me in saying that we will get 'er going eventually!
I do think if we all help each other we can do it! You guys can always count on me!
Maybe telling everyone something outragious like Jacob is naked and a hot chick would help, but I don't know if anyone would believe me.
The Life of Riley
05-28-07, 04:14 AM
I do think if we all help each other we can do it! You guys can always count on me!
Maybe telling everyone something outragious like Jacob is naked and a hot chick would help, but I don't know if anyone would believe me.
Would that help if Jacob is naked? Can anyone see him besides you, me, and LPU?
Would that help if Jacob is naked? Can anyone see him besides you, me, and LPU?
I don't know if it would help or not, but I figured it couldn't hurt. I don't know what you think, but naked Jacob doesn't look to bad to me!
Mia Bella
08-31-07, 08:18 PM
Waves at LPU...not so fast there...HELP is on the way....in the form of....ME :D
So between Jacob's crazy cabin jumping and inviting Hurley in, and the fact that we now have a ghostbuster in the form of Miles, are we any closer to having any answers here?
sawyerhasbestlines
03-18-08, 11:46 PM
From the first post: Decorated in a period theme,
:rotfl: nice.
I need Help because I haven't been here in so long. Can you forgive me?
Jacob needs some Help, don't you agree with me?
Where's the official fan club!?!?
We need the white shirt, fish eatin' Jacob club; not the cabin bound one. (who probably wasn't even him).
Let's get this going.
time is a river
05-15-09, 03:28 PM
Count me in. But maybe we can change the name--since we know he does not live in the cabin now. You know, get the foot reference in.
Hmm... Does Jacob have four toes?
time is a river
05-15-09, 09:09 PM
Can we have a name that spells out A.R.C.H.A.N.G.E.L.? Or is that too long? That is what he reminds me of--an archangel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archangel
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