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Farmer Ted
05-15-07, 10:23 PM
M.A.S.C.A.R.A.-A Fan club for Richard Alpert.

Why?

Because Millions Are So Crazy About Richard Alpert, and they need a place talk about their love for that groovy, gothic glam-child. That's why.

Hodgepodge
05-15-07, 10:31 PM
I knew it wasn't going to take long. And, I was curious who was going to initiate the call to arms. Should've known it was going to FT. :nanabobo:

Farmer Ted
05-15-07, 10:35 PM
Ha! E.Y.E.-L.I.N.E.R. was a little too hard.

King of Snake
05-15-07, 10:35 PM
Nice one FT. Sign me up!

Farmer Ted
05-15-07, 10:36 PM
You're in, King!

King of Snake
05-15-07, 10:37 PM
Yay! Does that mean I can put something in my sig?

Farmer Ted
05-15-07, 10:40 PM
Whatever you want, King.

Hodgepodge
05-15-07, 10:46 PM
Yay! Does that mean I can put something in my sig?It means now you have to wear mascara King Snake. :nanabobo:

King of Snake
05-15-07, 10:48 PM
It means now you have to wear mascara King Snake. :nanabobo:

It wouldn't be the first time :wink: and I mean that in the most masculine of ways

Farmer Ted
05-15-07, 11:01 PM
A snippet of recommended listening for all M.A.S.C.A.R.A. members (feel free to add any more Alpert theme songs):

Little Mascara by The RePlaCeMeNTs

Afternoon, things are quiet
Settle back now if you can
Stations click by like a rocket
Don't you worry, if you wonder why he ran

All you ever wanted was someone to take care of ya
All you're ever losin' is a little mascara
All you're ever losin' is a little mascara
All you're ever losin' is a little mascara
After you cry
After you cry
After you cry
your eyes out

After you cry
After you cry
After you cry

All you ever wanted was someone mom ain’t scared of
All your ever losin' is
A little mascara
A little mascara
A little mascara
After you cry

ISIS
05-15-07, 11:22 PM
I was asking about a Richard Hippie Hunk Thread as recently as yesterday.
I have Mikhail on my Jack list until he takes a bath. His last known sighting looked like the "must have the precious," fellow. I wish Richard would reveal some beauty tips to Mikhail. A little mascara might bring Mikhails's whole look together rather nicely.

Richards very tribal....like the masks. Mascara is just part of this beautiful mans culture. Count me in on this fan club!!

Farmer Ted
05-15-07, 11:28 PM
Ha! Ha! Sweet, ISIS is in!

DogMa
05-15-07, 11:33 PM
M.A.S.C.A.R.A.
http://www.thetick.ws/images/livebat.jpg



Indeed!

Hodgepodge
05-15-07, 11:40 PM
M.A.S.C.A.R.A.
http://www.thetick.ws/images/livebat.jpg



Indeed!HMOG! Dogma, your avatar and the pic you posted almost gave me a heart attack. :scared:

Farmer Ted
05-15-07, 11:41 PM
That's my boy!

DogMa
05-15-07, 11:50 PM
HMOG! Dogma, your avatar and the pic you posted almost gave me a heart attack. :scared::lol:


I is a purdy purdy ladee.

And he is a purdy purdy men folks.


ETA:
I have some more FarmerTed, I am just hunting them down.

MrSocko
05-16-07, 05:16 PM
Definitely sign me up here. Richard has quickly become one of my favorite characters. I hope he has a nice long Lost-life :)

(great acronym by the way :Cheers: )

Farmer Ted
05-16-07, 05:19 PM
Ha! Ha! Sweet, join the party, Socko!

Leia Amos
05-16-07, 05:28 PM
Yes please, I want in. He is a cool character. :D

Orogonally posted in the Hottest Guys Thread...

*scrolls up to Milo again... :swoon:

Okay, another sexay man...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x19-brig/thebrig-caps002.jpg

http://images.zap2it.com/20050609/nestorcarbonell_strongmedicine_240.jpghttp://svt.se/content/1/c6/45/45/07/mordet380.jpghttp://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/magnolia/the_lost_city/nestor_carbonell/lostcity1.jpg




http://www.thetick.ws/images/batmanuel3pub.jpg

:rotfl: Wha?? He was!

juanbong
05-16-07, 06:05 PM
This is too funny!

Smirnoff_Ice
05-16-07, 06:42 PM
:rotfl:

I'm so in. Good character/actor, but an even better thread.

Farmer Ted
05-16-07, 06:45 PM
Schweet! The more the merrier. Eye-liner dude thanks you all!

YouFirst
05-16-07, 07:45 PM
Oh gawd, sign me up. I haven't got any room in my sig, but Alpert is my new mancrush...

THE WORLD NEEDS TO LOVE THIS GUY TOO!

Love the thread title. :D

The Life of Riley
05-16-07, 11:16 PM
I'm in, too! :)

Leia Amos
05-16-07, 11:38 PM
Yay!! Welcome!! I just wanted to post again, mmm, Alpert.

ISIS
05-16-07, 11:58 PM
"What I Learned Out On The Road"

Headin' for the ISLAND, lookin' for some fun
Down below that SMOKEY HOLE, JOHN I know you're the one
My MASCARA make my eyes so wide, I can see paradise
I been down here once or twice but I never seen it look so nice
ahhhhhhhhh yeahhhh
ahhhhhhhhh yeah yeah
I like it with the grass cut low
Big LOVELY LASH extend below
I love it when you scream out my name
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA Yeahhhhh

CHORUS 1: Cause I'm a bad maama jamma from Hostile City
Rock from southern Swan Station back to Portland city
I'm raw and greedy, show me, gimme, I'll nick it
Gimme a eyeliner from Max Factor; I'll smear it
Pick me up lady or beam me up scottie
Late night shaddy let me eye-line your body
I'm a scramblin' ramblin' straight travelin' man
Spreadin' Loreal all across the land

CHORUS 2: From Portland to The Island
I love the life but I never sold my soul
All them late nights, and early mornings
Let me show you how I apply it on the road
Let me show you how I apply it on the road

You know I've applied it a thousand times and I've tried to explain
And I've cried a thousand times over lines that I can't change
I've learned a lot you know, I grow each passing day
And I blame nobody but myself for mistakes that I have made

CHORUS 1 & 2:

Lord knows when I run out of liner, I get so damn bored of me
And I've spent some lonely nights that did not have to be
And if you could only see, I swear I'd show you true
And although I look as HOT out on the rock,
I wanna put eyeliner on you

CHORUS 2:

From BLACK ROCK to THE FLAME
I love the life but I never sold my soul
From dark brown down to satin
Let me show you how I apply it on the road
Let me show you how I apply it on the road

I_Knocked_Up_Sun
05-17-07, 12:27 AM
Where Ted goes, IKUS follows. Count me in. We're going to smoke SASSAFRASS in our first rugby match!

MrSocko
05-17-07, 12:58 AM
"What I Learned Out On The Road"

Headin' for the ISLAND, lookin' for some fun
Down below that SMOKEY HOLE, JOHN I know you're the one
My MASCARA make my eyes so wide, I can see paradise
I been down here once or twice but I never seen it look so nice
ahhhhhhhhh yeahhhh
ahhhhhhhhh yeah yeah
I like it with the grass cut low
Big LOVELY LASH extend below
I love it when you scream out my name
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA Yeahhhhh

CHORUS 1: Cause I'm a bad maama jamma from Hostile City
Rock from southern Swan Station back to Portland city
I'm raw and greedy, show me, gimme, I'll nick it
Gimme a eyeliner from Max Factor; I'll smear it
Pick me up lady or beam me up scottie
Late night shaddy let me eye-line your body
I'm a scramblin' ramblin' straight travelin' man
Spreadin' Loreal all across the land

CHORUS 2: From Portland to The Island
I love the life but I never sold my soul
All them late nights, and early mornings
Let me show you how I apply it on the road
Let me show you how I apply it on the road

You know I've applied it a thousand times and I've tried to explain
And I've cried a thousand times over lines that I can't change
I've learned a lot you know, I grow each passing day
And I blame nobody but myself for mistakes that I have made

CHORUS 1 & 2:

Lord knows when I run out of liner, I get so damn bored of me
And I've spent some lonely nights that did not have to be
And if you could only see, I swear I'd show you true
And although I look as HOT out on the rock,
I wanna put eyeliner on you

CHORUS 2:

From BLACK ROCK to THE FLAME
I love the life but I never sold my soul
From dark brown down to satin
Let me show you how I apply it on the road
Let me show you how I apply it on the road

:worthy:

Farmer Ted
05-17-07, 03:33 AM
Where Ted goes, IKUS follows. Count me in. We're going to smoke SASSAFRASS in our first rugby match!

We're bringing the family back together, IKUS!

Farmer Ted
05-17-07, 04:56 AM
"What I Learned Out On The Road"

Headin' for the ISLAND, lookin' for some fun
Down below that SMOKEY HOLE, JOHN I know you're the one
My MASCARA make my eyes so wide, I can see paradise
I been down here once or twice but I never seen it look so nice
ahhhhhhhhh yeahhhh
ahhhhhhhhh yeah yeah
I like it with the grass cut low
Big LOVELY LASH extend below
I love it when you scream out my name
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA, what you say?
MASCARA Yeahhhhh

CHORUS 1: Cause I'm a bad maama jamma from Hostile City
Rock from southern Swan Station back to Portland city
I'm raw and greedy, show me, gimme, I'll nick it
Gimme a eyeliner from Max Factor; I'll smear it
Pick me up lady or beam me up scottie
Late night shaddy let me eye-line your body
I'm a scramblin' ramblin' straight travelin' man
Spreadin' Loreal all across the land

CHORUS 2: From Portland to The Island
I love the life but I never sold my soul
All them late nights, and early mornings
Let me show you how I apply it on the road
Let me show you how I apply it on the road

You know I've applied it a thousand times and I've tried to explain
And I've cried a thousand times over lines that I can't change
I've learned a lot you know, I grow each passing day
And I blame nobody but myself for mistakes that I have made

CHORUS 1 & 2:

Lord knows when I run out of liner, I get so damn bored of me
And I've spent some lonely nights that did not have to be
And if you could only see, I swear I'd show you true
And although I look as HOT out on the rock,
I wanna put eyeliner on you

CHORUS 2:

From BLACK ROCK to THE FLAME
I love the life but I never sold my soul
From dark brown down to satin
Let me show you how I apply it on the road
Let me show you how I apply it on the road


I feel the love! Eye-liner dude feels the love! We all feel the love!

JacksGirlfriend
05-17-07, 12:33 PM
I have to be in. Every time I look at him I crack up (in a good way - not the Paulo way). He wears more makeup than I do.

traveling wilbury
05-17-07, 06:40 PM
thanks for directing me here, farmer ted. here's some panties to show your nerd pals...

richard became my favorite character after 'one of us,' and 'the man from tallahassee.' he doesn't get enough airtime, but when he's on, he's a badass.

Farmer Ted
05-17-07, 06:43 PM
thanks for directing me here, farmer ted. here's some panties to show your nerd pals...

Ha! Thanks, I'll put them to good use, and welcome!

MrSocko
05-17-07, 08:40 PM
Ha! Thanks, I'll put them to good use

:eyebrow:

traveling wilbury
05-18-07, 01:13 AM
*whispers*

he enjoys wearing them, sometimes. it's this whole crazy "thing..."

ISIS
05-18-07, 01:13 AM
Only Something Beautiful for My Something Beautiful...

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2763/1mnf4.gif

Eternity Has Never Been SO Fabulash

JacksGirlfriend
05-18-07, 01:45 AM
*dies laughing*

Farmer Ted
05-18-07, 03:08 AM
*wife wondering why I'm grinning like a jack-ass*

DogMa
05-18-07, 05:16 AM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/269/mascarajs1.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Hodgepodge
05-18-07, 04:35 PM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/269/mascarajs1.gif (http://imageshack.us)Dogma, did Nestor ever play a costumed super hero?

traveling wilbury
05-18-07, 05:11 PM
Dogma, did Nestor ever play a costumed super hero?


for your question. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batmanuel)

Hodgepodge
05-18-07, 05:33 PM
for your question. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batmanuel)OMG! I was being facetious Traveling Wilbury! :rotfl:

Thanks! :wave2:

Lostaway
05-18-07, 08:09 PM
Can I join, Trepla's Fanclub?

Farmer Ted
05-18-07, 08:23 PM
Yes, but you've got to put on some eye-liner first. Maybelline is the sponsor of this sub-forum, so I suggest you use theirs.

Lostaway
05-18-07, 08:32 PM
Sure! Mascara gives meaning to my life! me and Alpert are a OTP couple!

DogMa
05-19-07, 01:51 AM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o316/DogMa87/Paulo/Slayer.gif

aggiesean
05-19-07, 03:49 AM
*applies eye-liner*

Count me in! :D

:Cowdance:

Farmer Ted
05-19-07, 04:14 AM
You are in, aggie! Awesome!

DogMa, that was too good!

Lostaway
05-19-07, 08:23 PM
Anyone think we should make a Fanvid on Richard and his experience on the Island, we could use the Ymca song.


I can't make Vids, I'm mpre of the Idea man.

Farmer Ted
05-19-07, 09:49 PM
Good lord, not the village people. He deserves much better than that. I'm thinking the Smiths or The Cure.

LPU
05-19-07, 10:45 PM
Color me down. Do I have to take a Michael Stipesque eyeliner picture or something?

Leia Amos
05-19-07, 11:28 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o316/DogMa87/Paulo/Slayer.gif

:D Awesome!

Color me down. Do I have to take a Michael Stipesque eyeliner picture or something?
Yes... more importantly...

Yes!

Hodgepodge
05-19-07, 11:43 PM
:rotfl: I'm dying here! Tammi Faye, Dr. Frank-N-Furter. :rotfl:

time is a river
05-19-07, 11:45 PM
Does it seem like Hodgepodge is the mod who has the most fun on this board?

foxxie
05-20-07, 12:14 AM
*applies extra eyeliner

*sings Karma Kameleon

Am I in? :D

DogMa
05-20-07, 04:30 AM
Okay, so the history of mascara goes a lil supmin' like this:


http://www.maybelline.co.uk/includes/blank.gifhttp://www.maybelline.co.uk/includes/blank.gifhttp://www.maybelline.co.uk/includes/blank.gifhttp://www.maybelline.co.uk/includes/blank.gif1913
Maybelline Mascara was created by a chemist, JayZ-Hova Shepard, for his sister Tram (whose boyfriend, Ghost Face Killah, was in love with another woman). To help Tram get her man, JZ-H Shepard blended vaseline jelly with gunpowder and concocted a lash -darkener. It was the first mascara!

http://www.maybelline.co.uk/includes/l282l283_left1.gif
Notice our numbers are there. 1-9=8 1-3=4

1914

The lash darkener worked! Ghost Face Killah was won over by Tram's newly alluring look and they married in 1914.

http://www.maybelline.co.uk/includes/l282l283_right1.gif

Numbers: 1+9+1+4=15

1915

JZ-H Shepard founded the company, Trambelline, named after his sister...Tram and Vaseline! Trambelline began as a mail-order product and magazine adverts drove sales. There was a problem. The name of the product sounded to much like a device consisting of a piece of taut, strong fabric stretched over a steel frame using many coiled springs to provide a rebounding force which propels a jumper high into the air. They decided to shorten it to Tramb, but the housemaid, Frau, had somewhat of a speech impediment that caused all of her B's to sound like P's. Since Ghost & Tram got married in May, they decided on Maybelline.
Numbers: 15 1+9+1+5=16

For years everything went fine, until:
1967
JZ-H Shepard sold Maybelline.
Numbers: 1+9+6+7=23

1968
A nefarious nemesis appeared from the shadows. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Marykaylogo.gif (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Marykaylogo.gif)
We shall call them The Others, for lack of a better term. Oh yeah, sure, they call themselves "The Good Guys" and they have oh so sweet rides,




http://www.american50s.co.uk/thumbnails/wal-pink.jpg
but do you see any car seats in that bucket??????




I have to go all "To Be Continued....." on ya'll. I swear I have sat here so long, I think I killed some butt cells.

The Life of Riley
05-20-07, 07:25 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: DogMa, you kill me!

And I love the sig! :D

MrSocko
05-20-07, 03:00 PM
Oh man DogMa that was brilliant. And I agree about the sig, is that our official slogan now? Its genius :thumbs_up

Lostaway
05-20-07, 04:06 PM
Does it seem like Hodgepodge is the mod who has the most fun on this board?

Yep, Hodge is the person you can make fun off and then get away with it. Go ahead, try it!

ISIS
05-20-07, 04:26 PM
Honey I just wonder whatcha' do there in the back of yah Pink Cadillac http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4052/thwoohoosmilech0.gif razzle-dazzle technology.

Vaseline jelly with gunpowder ??? OMG... they could have blown an eye out. hahahahahhaaaa


Send a Pink Caddy to M.A.S.C.A.R.A. (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35535) members only:http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5238/1qqb5.jpgFULL LASH???? FULL BENEFITS

Farmer Ted
05-20-07, 04:45 PM
Holy crap, I go away for a day and look what happened! Hilarious!

Yes, you are all in!

DogMa
05-20-07, 06:34 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: DogMa, you kill me!

And I love the sig! :DI actually had Dennis Rodman in there also, but he really doesn't count as a true mascara man. He was just going through a "phase".:nanabobo:

Oh man DogMa that was brilliant. And I agree about the sig, is that our official slogan now? Its genius :thumbs_up I still have a lot more to add.:D LOL! You will have to ask FatherTed about the slogan. This is his circus, I am just one of the clowns.:p
For those of you who haven't been to the pic thread, Socko is a hottie. (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1542195&postcount=4717);)

Honey I just wonder whatcha' do there in the back of yah Pink Cadillac http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4052/thwoohoosmilech0.gif razzle-dazzle technology.

Vaseline jelly with gunpowder ??? OMG... they could have blown an eye out. hahahahahhaaaa









Send a Pink Caddy to M.A.S.C.A.R.A. (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35535) members only:http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5238/1qqb5.jpgFULL LASH???? FULL BENEFITS


:woot3: The Playboy Hatch!!! LMAO!



Ya think that is what happened to Mikhail's eye?


Holy crap, I go away for a day and look what happened! Hilarious!

Yes, you are all in!You know better than to leave me unattended.;)

LPU
05-20-07, 08:27 PM
Because I told leia I would. As scary as it is, me in Robert Smith mode...

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/DSCF0002.jpg

DogMa
05-21-07, 01:27 AM
HMOG! Dogma, your avatar and the pic you posted almost gave me a heart attack. :scared:
http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/image.php?u=15610&dateline=1179709910
A lil' dab of that mascara and she will be a very handsome lady.

foxxie
05-21-07, 02:42 AM
Because I told leia I would. As scary as it is, me in Robert Smith mode...

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/DSCF0002.jpg

Oh Mah! :swoon: Now there's a guy confindent in his sessy manliness!

And why should the boys have all the eye make-up fun!


http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/kfozzie/eye3.jpg

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/image.php?u=15610&dateline=1179709910
A lil' dab of that mascara and she will be a very handsome lady.

Ack! That's some scary stuff! :eek:

MrSocko
05-21-07, 03:01 PM
Maybe this fan club is too weird for me :eyebrow:

ISIS
05-21-07, 06:24 PM
Maybe this fan club is too weird for me :eyebrow:
I blame it on the frog http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7466/20060208201551804iy0.jpg they gave me to join.

MrSocko
05-22-07, 12:24 AM
I blame it on the frog http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7466/20060208201551804iy0.jpg they gave me to join.

:lol: Hello? Hello? Is there anybody in there? there?

Hodgepodge
05-22-07, 01:26 AM
Maybe this fan club is too weird for me :eyebrow:Go ahead MrSocko54, find a nice mirror and go for it. :nanabobo: Start with a little and continue adding until you feel comfortable with the look. But obviously, no more man-hugs for you. :(

DogMa
05-22-07, 01:50 AM
The last time I tried wearing mascara, I had to borrow Mikhail's eyepatch for a week.

I dunno...

Maybe it was me, maybe it was Maybelline.

Hodgepodge
05-22-07, 02:14 AM
...Maybe it was me, maybe it was Maybelline.:rotfl: :rotfl:

Just had a memory flash of Halle Berry! :itmdrool:

The Life of Riley
05-22-07, 07:03 PM
This thread makes me feel so pretty! :D

Leia Amos
05-23-07, 08:55 AM
Because I told leia I would. As scary as it is, me in Robert Smith mode...

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/DSCF0002.jpg
Eff me.

:swoon: Oh mah LPU... good of you to um, keep your word... sessiness abounds!

Oh Mah! :swoon: Now there's a guy confindent in his sessy manliness!

And why should the boys have all the eye make-up fun!


http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/kfozzie/eye3.jpg


Luvvvr! :kiss:

So, tonight, Alpert? *kneels* :innocent: In prayer.

Whaddya mean I am agnostic? Hush...

Selestina118
05-23-07, 10:26 PM
Oh man, sigh me up!! :D Richard quickly became one of my favorites. I'm so excited that he got a Character Thread all to his own. :thumbs_up

:Cheers:

Warthawg1
06-01-07, 09:35 PM
This is the best club name evah.

Hodgepodge
06-01-07, 11:56 PM
You'd probably look good with a little eyeliner Warty! :nanabobo:

DogMa
06-02-07, 01:00 AM
You'd probably look good with a little eyeliner Warty! :nanabobo:Ummmm.....

I am not sure anything warty would look good in eyeliner. In fact, if it was warty, I don't know if there was anything you could put on it to make it look good, except Compound-W.

http://us.st1.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/Img/trans_1x1.gif

Okay, I take that back. I just looked up at the top of the page and saw this:
http://rcm-images.amazon.com/images/I/11HkxZqXj9L._SX60_SY80_.jpgLYCRA V FRONT LINED THONG W/ SEQUINED BUTTERFLY APPLIQ...
Leg Avenue Inc.

RichardFan
06-10-07, 10:39 PM
I am new here but I would like to join.
I used to love Sayid, but Richard is my next favorite. :)
Nice place you have here.
I love the acronym. :)

AlwaysLostNeverFound
06-11-07, 01:21 PM
I'm totally in this club!!!! M.A.S.C.A.R.A. is the gothiest thread in here!!!
Richard is my favourite other!

Farmer Ted
06-11-07, 01:53 PM
Ha! You guyz are in! Eye-liner dude rulez!

Lostaway
06-13-07, 12:07 AM
I'm totally in this club!!!! M.A.S.C.A.R.A. is the gothiest thread in here!!!
Richard is my favourite other!

He's like the only other besides Ben left.

Hodgepodge
06-13-07, 12:17 AM
I heard, if that stuff isn't hypoallergenic it'll put your eye out. Just like a BB-gun. Can you say, "Patchy II"! I thought you could. :D

AlwaysLostNeverFound
06-13-07, 11:36 AM
He's like the only other besides Ben left.

Well, you're right...But he still rocks as an Other!!!

Warthawg1
06-13-07, 08:23 PM
I never really thought about it, but he does have a goth vibe thing going on doesn't he?

Hodgepodge
06-13-07, 10:06 PM
I never really thought about it, but he does have a goth vibe thing going on doesn't he?Don't get it in your eye Warty! :scared:

Warthawg1
06-14-07, 03:57 PM
Don't get it in your eye Warty! :scared:


Don't worry about that.

I'm into goth...

.....ya know

.....when it's a girl

snakey
06-24-07, 10:42 PM
Gothy, never thought of that but he'd make a great hawt vamp for sure.

DogMa
08-27-07, 11:01 PM
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Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna do my eye line, Mascara?
Ooh you make my liner run, my eye liner run.
Globs a stickin to the lash Mascara
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a smokey eye. Always get on up for the wand
of the Maybelline kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Mascara...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Mascara.
Keeping it a cat eye gets to me
Applying tons up to high, Mascara
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a smokey eye.
Always get on up for the wand
of the Maybelline kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Mascara...
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Hodgepodge
08-27-07, 11:23 PM
Have you come up with music to accompany this DogMa? :rolleyez:

Khan
08-28-07, 12:49 AM
Richard is the best new character they've come up with so far, intriguing and mysterious. Great casting, he deserves his own club.

DogMa
08-28-07, 10:22 PM
Have you come up with music to accompany this DogMa? :rolleyez:Ummm.....skating rink circa 1979.:D

My Sharona - The Knack (http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B0000033AP001009/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_009/103-3078315-7539806)



/reverse skate jack

DogMa
10-01-07, 11:39 PM
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Click Me



Linkage!

Sweet!

Acyre
02-03-08, 02:27 PM
What was up with the eye liner anyway? Trying to impress Mr. Friendly or something?

Hoover
05-20-08, 02:07 AM
What was up with the eye liner anyway? Trying to impress Mr. Friendly or something?


lol


can i get in this club?

Farmer Ted
05-20-08, 02:15 AM
You are in, Hoover!

Hoover
05-20-08, 09:02 PM
yay. this has made my otherwise dull day

ISIS
05-20-08, 09:46 PM
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x60/ISIS_058/art/richard.gif

So happy to see him back. His hands say do not touch; but his deep dark alluring eyes say, "one at a time, and please don't hurt me."

soup
01-02-09, 03:04 AM
OK, we're watching DK at a NY Eve party (lame, I know) and one of the wives says at the appearance of Gotham's Mayor:

Is he wearing eye liner?

Hadn't laughed like that since Tropic Thunder. Wheezing. Inhaler.

carmela
02-03-09, 01:38 AM
May I join?

I love this character and I love the name of this club. Just say it as it is - Nestor wears eye liner.

Farmer Ted
02-03-09, 01:52 AM
May I join?

I love this character and I love the name of this club. Just say it as it is - Nestor wears eye liner.

Would this guy say no?

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=220&pictureid=1467

carmela
02-03-09, 05:09 PM
Wow - that photo is a bit disturbing!

Farmer Ted
02-03-09, 06:31 PM
Wow - that photo is a bit disturbing!

Just be glad that I cropped it.

Ida Monster
02-04-09, 02:46 PM
M.A.S.C.A.R.A. - the Official Sig:

http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv275/sharedpics_481516/Sigs/MASCARA-sig.jpg

Farmer Ted
02-04-09, 04:04 PM
That's awesome!

Farmer Ted
03-07-09, 10:53 PM
Ha! Just watched the latest episode, and I loved it when Sawyer referred to Alpert as "the dude with the eyeliner." Awesome!

time is a river
05-16-09, 03:29 AM
:bump:

A lot of screen time for ol Ricardus lately. Just saying.

Smoke_Monster
05-16-09, 03:44 PM
Yes it's good to see! I hope they make him a regular next season.

Selestina118
05-16-09, 06:01 PM
I completely agree that he should be made a series regular now, especially since we'll probably be dealing with Jacob and Black Rock-y stuff from the finale.

:Cheers:

Grosvenor
07-08-09, 07:13 PM
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snakey
12-01-09, 05:28 PM
Happy birthday to the world's only set of self mascara-ing eyes.
Nestor Carbonell, star of "Lost," "The Tick" and "Suddenly Susan," turns 42 years old today and I'd like to thank the genie who tampered with his DNA to give us the most amazing naturally lined eyes in network TV history.

from the NY Post today.

Leia Amos
12-01-09, 05:47 PM
:prezzie:

Selestina118
12-02-09, 02:42 AM
:D Nice blurb!

:BCake::birthday:

:Cheers:

Smoke_Monster
02-08-10, 05:19 PM
This blog has some really great photos. It seems like it hasn't been updated in a while. I'm not sure if it has been totally abandoned or not. Either way, they have a ton a pictures from Lost and other things Nestor has been in. The Blu-Ray screen captures from The Dark Knight are great!

http://iloverichardalpert.blogspot.com/

sigfrik
03-14-10, 11:53 PM
I love Richard Alpert, TEAM RICHARD IN ACTION !!!!!
Can't wait for his centric man, will see it but still will not believe it!!:groupwave:

AWESOME BB :cool:

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