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Tater
06-14-07, 04:05 AM
Giggity!

...because I can :D

Tater
06-14-07, 04:06 AM
Banners and planks! Woohoo!

Lostitute
06-14-07, 04:17 AM
Banners and planks! Woohoo!

Oy vey, Tater! I didn't know banners and planks got you that worked up! ;)

Tater
06-14-07, 04:23 AM
Okay. I confess... It wasn't banners and planks that got me all worked up... It was all you Tute

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 05:11 AM
You two-timing...

Lostitute
06-14-07, 05:21 AM
Oy vey, Tater! I didn't know banners and planks got you that worked up! ;)

Okay. I confess... It wasn't banners and planks that got me all worked up... It was all you Tute

You two-timing...

I was about to say the same thing, Rocky! ;) :p

Tater
06-14-07, 05:34 AM
*looks around* who's two-timing?

Lostaway
06-14-07, 08:12 AM
I dunno.....Michelle Rodriguez?

Darkshines
06-14-07, 08:15 AM
Kate would have been a clearly better answer......

gertie
06-14-07, 08:32 AM
whoops.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 08:37 AM
What?

Tater
06-14-07, 08:59 AM
Hmmm...

Lostaway
06-14-07, 09:03 AM
Taters a Micro-wave!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 11:49 AM
CLUCK, I'm ashamed, I have shown you nothing but hate and Torment, and this is how you repay me, Your presence sickens me....

CLUCK
06-14-07, 11:52 AM
CLUCK, I'm ashamed, I have shown you nothing but hate and Torment, and this is how you repay me, Your presence sickens me....


all is fair in love and war!!! and lost-tv survivor!

Tater
06-14-07, 11:52 AM
Don't worry Lostaway... I'm not gonna leave you to do a task alone...

Lostaway
06-14-07, 11:54 AM
Don't worry Lostaway... I'm not gonna leave you to do a task alone...
Thankies Tater-tot. (Mind if I call you that)


all is fair in love and war!!! and lost-tv survivor!

Oh......Really?

Lostaway
06-14-07, 12:21 PM
Yeah, your name says it all!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 12:22 PM
Yeah, your name says it all!



i am highly competitive when it comes to games - although i seldom win... maybe thats why i talk so much trash. you would laugh your ass off watching me play the drinking game a-hole.

Lostitute
06-14-07, 01:01 PM
i am highly competitive when it comes to games - although i seldom win... maybe thats why i talk so much trash. you would laugh your ass off watching me play the drinking game a-hole.

Perhaps that would make an interesting installment for your show, CU?

Lostaway
06-14-07, 01:06 PM
Hey, Lostaway (captain). I'm finally on for a few. The boss keeps walking past my dull government cubicle. I'll be keeping my eyes open for FancyMonkey's hint.

And hey, Tater, Censored, DarkShines, and FoundandLost.

These other poor pathetic fools don't deserve our hello's. You're all fools!

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 01:13 PM
This is getting fun already.

It is kind of lame that Black Rock took so long to pick a captain.

Pluuuuuuu!!!!! (that's my tongue sticking out while making a babyish sound)

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 01:15 PM
Woke up on the wrong side Lostaway?

Morning tellthemmrekoletyoulive! :coffeedunk:

CLUCK
06-14-07, 01:15 PM
awwww, how cute. the drama dharma tribe in action!

Tater
06-14-07, 01:20 PM
Howdy tell!

Tater
06-14-07, 01:21 PM
Howdy FaL!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 02:14 PM
We have till Monday...if you're not confident in your teammates, we can revote.





Where's the confidence?! These pirates need a leader who has iron turds!





I guess, I'll begin to eat screws for breakfeast, Nails for dinner and Chocolate for dessert!!!!

Can the metal Turds be used for weapons. And I have all TOTAL faith in you guys. Its a good reasonable team just that the other duds underestimate us because were a tad bit lazy(well I am), but we'll show the four finger club and the Dunces what we're really made of.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 02:19 PM
You are going to win this game. You know that, right?

:Hippy:


yes i do!

CENSORED
06-14-07, 02:21 PM
I guess, I'll begin to eat screws for breakfeast, Nails for dinner and Chocolate for dessert!!!!

Can the metal Turds be used for weapons. And I have all upmost faith in you guys. Its a good reasonable team just that the other duds underestimate us because were a tad bit lazy, but we'll show the four finger club and the Dunces what we're really made of.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! CHOCOLATE DESSERT!!

Found in the Land of Lost
06-14-07, 02:21 PM
yes i love doo!

That's interesting.

But get your teams straight next time....

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 02:21 PM
Infighting is for infidels. That is so beneath us Ancients.


I'm starting to enjoy this. The gloves are off!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 02:23 PM
For a senior citizen *cough* I mean veteran you sure are naive enough to think that your “bond” will last throughout the game. Did you or did you not follow survivor 1? While your comrade with your fellow 4TT is indeed what’s the word…..errr cute don’t be surprised when your tribe starts to cut you loose like the teenage daughter of a billionaire that decided to “travel and discover herself” instead of going to college.

As for the comrade between the Black Rock, don’t be fooled by what you see written. It is after all a game.


hey, by the end of this game TCS and I might be hitting eachother upside the head with a shovel. but for now, well lets say you should be afraid. be VERY afraid. there is a BIG difference between bloated egos and CONFIDENCE.

or trash talking if you want to call it that too...

Lostaway
06-14-07, 02:26 PM
Your statue is fallen apart....our Ship has Sunk and Dharma is Eliminated, we've already lost. To the island!

But against eachother the Skeleton pirates will be VICTORIOUS

King of Snake
06-14-07, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by The Black Rock
Blah blah blah

Originally posted by the Four Toed Tribe
Blah blah blah blah

:nanabobo:

Lostaway
06-14-07, 02:28 PM
I'm a n00b, please beat me up...



....enough said.

King of Snake
06-14-07, 02:30 PM
....enough said.

Bring it!

CENSORED
06-14-07, 02:33 PM
You're dealing with a pirate captain Snake.....

GEt ready for your ass whooping!!!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 02:34 PM
Your mama so fat, when she's in space there IS gravity!

CENSORED
06-14-07, 02:34 PM
hey, by the end of this game TCS and I might be hitting eachother upside the head with a shovel. but for now, well lets say you should be afraid. be VERY afraid. there is a BIG difference between bloated egos and CONFIDENCE.

Funny Cluck...someone should teach you that one.

Ego freak.

CENSORED
06-14-07, 02:37 PM
Your mama so fat, when she's in space there IS gravity!

OOOHHH!!!!!

:hyper: :clap: :blinkie: :rotfl:

GO GET EM LOSTAWAY!

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 02:39 PM
Funny Cluck...someone should teach you that one.

Ego freak.
:rotfl:

Lostaway
06-14-07, 02:40 PM
If there ever is a Yo Mama conests.....I got it down.

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 02:40 PM
hey, by the end of this game TCS and I might be hitting eachother upside the head with a shovel. but for now, well lets say you should be afraid. be VERY afraid. there is a BIG difference between bloated egos and CONFIDENCE.

or trash talking if you want to call it that too...


Old people are funny and delusional!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 02:42 PM
i remember being young AND dumb...

King of Snake
06-14-07, 02:43 PM
Your mama so fat, when she's in space there IS gravity!

If there ever is a Yo Mama conests.....I got it down.


I hope there's a "yo mama" challenge. That would rock

Save your best lines for later

Lostaway
06-14-07, 02:43 PM
Thats funny, I remember you being Dumb and Old....

CENSORED
06-14-07, 02:45 PM
Old people are funny and delusional!

You'll need to step closer to him....old people don't hear well.

i remember being young AND dumb...

so.....now you're just dumb?

Save your best lines for later

you wish that was the best.....it's yet to come!

King of Snake
06-14-07, 02:46 PM
you wish that was the best.....it's yet to come!

What are you? His cheerleader?

Lostaway
06-14-07, 02:47 PM
No....not at all....

I'm his P!mp.

CENSORED
06-14-07, 02:47 PM
What are you? His cheerleader?

First mate. I don't wear skirts like most of my male opponents. (yours is riding up a little by the way Snake. Most of us don't want to see your Brad Pitt thong)

CLUCK
06-14-07, 02:47 PM
i may talk alot of trash, and may not be able to back it up, but...

what the hell was i saying?

oh ya, the yankees are going to...

oh coffee's ready. gotta take my pills.

then a nap.

CENSORED
06-14-07, 02:49 PM
i may talk alot of trash, and may not be able to back it up, but...

what the hell was i saying?

oh ya, the yankees are going to...

oh coffee's ready. gotta take my pills.

then a nap.

touche, touche

CLUCK
06-14-07, 02:50 PM
Your mama so fat, when she's in space there IS gravity!


yo mamma is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 02:52 PM
Yo Mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Tater
06-14-07, 02:55 PM
*hides the booze* this place needs no more fuel on the fire lol

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 02:58 PM
[quote=CENSORED;1605912]You'll need to step closer to him....old people don't hear well.



so.....now you're just dumb?

quote]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

CENSORED
06-14-07, 03:06 PM
Yo Mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Ooh! It's getting good!

I realize that this trash-talking is in fun, and I don't want to be labeled an old fuddy-duddy... I know how to have fun. This thread is going to be one of the most fun things to do on the internet this summer, I'm sure... if it doesn't get locked.

Please keep the forum guidelines in mind when you are posting, if only so that Fancy Monkey's newest masterpiece can come to fruition...

...and I can win.

we'll just see then, won't we.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:18 PM
I wasn't talking about profanity. The forum guidelines are explicit -- you can attack the post, but not the poster.

As soon as attacks become personal, whether in jest or not, they become targets for moderation, and that puts the game at risk.

Think about it.



....cricket.... .......cricket...... .......cricket........

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:26 PM
I cant help it. I'm an emotional sort of guy :weeping:



your name is JACK???!?!?!?!?!

CENSORED
06-14-07, 03:26 PM
Just remember that I love you all.

Including Vonne?

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 03:27 PM
:eyebrow:

oh did i say that out loud?

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 03:29 PM
:eyebrow:


:rofl1: Ahh man this thread is funny!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:31 PM
Just remember that I love you all.


Including Vonne?


no one loves vonne!


p.s. i love you vonne! but dont tell anyone

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 03:35 PM
We shouldn't fight over a game guys. In the end, im sure everyone is a winner :)

im kidding. theres only going to be one winner. and that's the Four Toed Tribe

John Charles
06-14-07, 03:37 PM
LongSuff, the Four Toed Tribe has the clear mental advantage.

I agree. After looking at your roster it is clear that you are all quite mental.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:38 PM
bubble boy! damn glad to see ya.

watch out, the other teams are jelous and talking smack.

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 03:39 PM
All this talk of imbibing and fuzzy navels and whatnot has thinking...

I really really really really hope there's a drinking/dexterity challenge. :D :D :D

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:40 PM
All this talk of imbibing and fuzzy navels and whatnot has thinking...

I really really really really hope there's a drinking/dexterity challenge. :D :D :D



that would be sweet, but i fear tater would whoop us all on that! the guy drinks like 8 or 20 litres of cap'n a day!

John Charles
06-14-07, 03:42 PM
I wasn't talking about profanity. The forum guidelines are explicit -- you can attack the post, but not the poster.

Your post's mama is so fat that when she went bungee jumping she shot straight to hell! :nanabobo:

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 03:45 PM
Your post's mama is so fat that when she went bungee jumping she shot straight to hell! :nanabobo:

:rotfl:

I took your post's mama out dancing and the band skipped!

ETA: Oops, I admire you and consider you a great player.

You're on the voting panel, aren't you?

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:45 PM
Your post's mama is so fat that when she went bungee jumping she shot straight to hell! :nanabobo:
:rotfl:

CENSORED
06-14-07, 03:45 PM
bubble boy! damn glad to see ya.

watch out, the other teams are jelous and talking smack.

I can start by just smacking your pride around Cluck, how about that? Eh?

(I threw the "eh" in there so you would understand, being a canadien and all)

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 03:45 PM
Your post's momma is so fat. period.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:46 PM
I can start by just smacking your pride around Cluck, how about that? Eh?

(I threw the "eh" in there so you would understand, being a canadien and all)


at least we have better beer here! :nanabobo:

and in order to smack me you would have to get the eskimo coat and hood off first!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:47 PM
i'm soooo gonna get voted off first


ya

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 03:49 PM
im probaly going to get voted off after snakes. but still, i think i can hang in. depends on the challenges.

John Charles
06-14-07, 03:50 PM
I wasn't talking about profanity. The forum guidelines are explicit -- you can attack the post, but not the poster.

Your post's mama is so fat that when she went bungee jumping she shot straight to hell! :nanabobo:

Found in the Land of Lost
06-14-07, 03:50 PM
Your post's momma is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:51 PM
Your post's mama is so fat that when she went bungee jumping she shot straight to hell! :nanabobo:


wow, thats joke is older that the skid marks in your posts underwear!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 03:53 PM
Your post's momma is so fat and dumb that when your post's dad came in saying it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

John Charles
06-14-07, 03:54 PM
wow, thats joke is older that the skid marks in your posts underwear!
the skid marks in my posts underwear aren't nearly as old as the something in your posts something!

Tater
06-14-07, 03:55 PM
that would be sweet, but i fear tater would whoop us all on that! the guy drinks like 8 or 20 litres of cap'n a day!

CU... You've never been more right about anything in you're entire life.

CENSORED
06-14-07, 03:57 PM
Ive already voted in the whos going to win thread. I voted for the underdog, which would be me, but i dont think i have a chance of winning.

Correct. You're on the wrong tribe.

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 03:59 PM
Correct. You're on the wrong tribe.

no, im on the right tribe. i personally am the underdog.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 03:59 PM
the skid marks in my posts underwear aren't nearly as old as the something in your posts something!


oooh, that was about as funny as a screen door on a battleship! now who doesnt your post make like a tree.... and get outta here!

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:00 PM
oooh, that was about as funny as a screen door on a battleship! now who doesnt your post make like a tree.... and get outta here!

I see the old age has gotten to you again Cluck.

John Charles
06-14-07, 04:01 PM
oooh, that was about as funny as a screen door on a battleship! now who doesnt your post make like a tree.... and get outta here!
Yeah. I've never been good at the yo' post's mama game.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:02 PM
If were going to seriousley do this, im going to lay down a few ground rules.

Rule Number 1) No touching of the hair or face

Allright. Lets do this!



who are you, paulo?????

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:03 PM
*takes a bow*

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 04:06 PM
Your post's mama is so fat it's becoming a serious health risk. No, that's not a joke.

Tater
06-14-07, 04:08 PM
What I find funny is that I joined only one month after BB and Cluck.....

But I got the better crew.

(Oh, and Cluck, Sam Adam's kicks any canadieen beer.....and I don't even drink, and I know this!)

*is a part of said crew* awww... I didn't know ya cared buddy... *DUB's in honor of Cen*

John Charles
06-14-07, 04:08 PM
Your post's mama is so dumb that she thinks Lost is a reality show!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:08 PM
Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337



what??

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:08 PM
Your post's momma is so fat that it's adding to the fact that America is the fattest country on Earth.

were killin them rocky raccoon. the other tribes can't do nothing!

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 04:09 PM
Canadian beer sucks
:yeah:

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:10 PM
German beer is the best. and im not even old enough to drink.

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 04:11 PM
Post, yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

She fell in love and broke it.

I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side, and I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:11 PM
i am going to win.

:yeah:


damn skippy!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:12 PM
Post, yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

She fell in love and broke it.

I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side, and I had to roll over twice to get off of her.



nice!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:12 PM
Post, your momma's so fat that i saw her walking down the street in a purple fur coat and yelled out "WATCH OUT! IT'S THE GRIMACE!!!!"

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 04:12 PM
I've had beers from all over the world and they all have their strong points. I would never say one beer is better than another.

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:13 PM
Hah! TCS, i love your location under your avatar.

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 04:14 PM
No, Bubble, the post's mama is so dumb she wears a purple fur coat. Period.

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:14 PM
Originally Posted by CENSORED
Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337


what??
--------------

Have to admit, you got me laughing with that one Cluck!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:14 PM
^^^^^^

im rollin.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:15 PM
All your posts Mama's ass's are so fat that they're considered the Grand canyon!

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 04:15 PM
damn skippy!

*takes a brief moment to forget that Cluck U is on the other team*

That was funny!

K, back to the trash talking....:nanabobo:

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:15 PM
*is a part of said crew* awww... I didn't know ya cared buddy... *DUB's in honor of Cen*

This crew is going to rule this game Tate. I guarantee it!

John Charles
06-14-07, 04:15 PM
Your post's mama is so fat that she only needs an ounce of water to fill the pool!

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 04:16 PM
Originally Posted by CENSORED
Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337


what??
--------------

Have to admit, you got me laughing with that one Cluck!

See last post...he's getting funny rite!

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:16 PM
When God said "Let there be light" he told your posts momma to move her fat arse out of the way.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:17 PM
Your posts Mama is so Fat, we played a Game of Hide and seek and saw her try to hide behind Mount everest!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:17 PM
your posts mamma is so fat that she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!!!








p.s. imagine what people are going to think when they read all of this!

554 posts in a little over a day!!!

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 04:17 PM
Firstly, you googled that one. [CENSORED]

Secondly, I'm eagerly waiting FM's preview. :)

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:18 PM
Your post's momma is so fat that that her rolls make her look like Jabba the Hutt.

better yet, your post's momma IS Jabba the Hutt

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:20 PM
Your Post's Mama is so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:22 PM
Your post's momma is so fat that it looks like she's the daughter of Rosie and Jabba.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:22 PM
Ehhh...Your post sux! It phails!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:23 PM
Phails?

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:25 PM
Firstly, you googled that one. [CENSORED]

Secondly, I'm eagerly waiting FM's preview. :)

pfft...I'm a christian. That's in the church cooler talks for over a good 10 years now. (yes, we are allowed to have a sense of humor)

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:26 PM
Your post's momma is so fat that it looks like she's the daughter of Rosie and Jabba.

EWWW!! Mental pictures! AHHHHHH!!!!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:26 PM
Phails, ye know? Phails!, Phails like a dunce!

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 04:27 PM
Hah! TCS, i love your location under your avatar.

Bubs, I really should alternate it with Bigger Riff from Hangar 18, but that's a lot of work.

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:27 PM
Phails? Dunce?

Stop talking about your post's momma. Ya jerk.

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 04:27 PM
Why waste time telling us about playing Guitar Hero when you can play Guitar Hero?

Gotcha.

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:28 PM
Phails, ye know? Phails!, Phails like a dunce!

er...cap'n. I don't get it either.

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:28 PM
Yeah, you should. Except, I think the bigger riff of Hangar 18 is harder then Free Bird entirely.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:28 PM
Arrrghh.....I need to sit down,....I've been eating Dynamite

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:30 PM
I'm stepping out. Hold up our end guys! Don't let up!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:30 PM
Ive tried that before. it's not healthy.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:30 PM
your posts mama is so fat, she has to drive on BOTH sides of the road!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:31 PM
There giving up. We've clearly established our tribe as the dominant tribe.

w00t!!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:32 PM
Your Posts Mama ass is so fat, that when she goes swimming, her ass sucks up all the water!

CENSORED
06-14-07, 04:32 PM
There giving up. We've clearly established our tribe as the dominant tribe.

w00t!!

I knew someone would go here! You wish BB!!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:32 PM
Your Posts Mama ass is so fat, that when she goes swimming, her ass sucks up all the water!


ehh, mediocre at best.

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:33 PM
No, I don't wish. I know.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:33 PM
I made it up on the spot.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:33 PM
bub, its all good. let them THINK what they want.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:34 PM
I made it up on the spot.


next time try harder.



your mamas post os so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 04:35 PM
I'm stepping out. Hold up our end guys! Don't let up!

See ya later CENSORED!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:35 PM
well win cuz we got him on our side as our celebrity endorser!!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/KingJ4ever13/039_20147Chuck-Norris-Posters.jpg

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:37 PM
Yo mama's Post is so fat she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

John Charles
06-14-07, 04:39 PM
Yo mama's Post is so fat she once told me 'I could eat a horse'......and now she pees glue!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:40 PM
Your Posts Mama is so fat, we use her as a Trampaline

Cr8tor
06-14-07, 04:41 PM
:ImLost:

27 pages of babble and we haven't begun yet. This is going to be a doozy.

A few points:
-All beer is good (except for those in Green Bottles...always has skunky smell).
-Dharma has the best team.
-Yo' post's momma is so fat, each ass cheek has it's own zip code.

:Cheers: Carry on...

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:41 PM
Oh i see how it is. Im alone.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:43 PM
Oh i see how it is. Im alone.


i gotcha back...








yo posts momma is so fat, she tripped and broke her leg on the curb and gravy started pouring out.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:43 PM
Pirates stick together, through thick and Thin, but speaking of Thick, hows your posts Mama doing?

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 04:45 PM
Oh i see how it is. Im alone.

i gotcha back...


Me too. I don't desert.

And their posts's mamas are so fat, when they wear spike heel shoes, they strike oil.

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:45 PM
speaking of pirates, your post's momma hangs out with smelly pirate hookers.

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 04:46 PM
What happened to today's preview....


*speculates*

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:47 PM
speaking of pirates, your post's momma hangs out with smelly pirate hookers.




OMG!!!!!!!!!

i have never laughed so hard!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:47 PM
I ate it

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:48 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!

is that a good reaction?

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:48 PM
At least were taking control.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:48 PM
Me too. I don't desert.

And their posts's mamas are so fat, when they wear spike heel shoes, they strike oil.

Yummm, Dessert....

What happened to today's preview....


*speculates*

Meh Fancy moneky probably logging on right now!

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 04:48 PM
I say this with all due respect to the other tribes:


WE WIN!!!!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:49 PM
is that a good reaction?




that was the funniest thing EVER!

BubbleBoy13
06-14-07, 04:50 PM
I love how not funny I am until i steal a movie joke :)

King of Snake
06-14-07, 04:54 PM
speaking of pirates, your post's momma hangs out with smelly pirate hookers.

Man, are you guys still doing the "yo momma" thing? Can't we talk about something else? How about ontological imperialism?

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 04:55 PM
...Then on again.

ETA: I think, therefore I am, KoS.

I'm not imposing it on anyone else, but it'd be nice of you existed too. :)

CLUCK
06-14-07, 04:55 PM
Man, are you guys still doing the "yo momma" thing? Can't we talk about something else? How about ontological imperialism?


your post should shut up.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:55 PM
....Now back off...

John Charles
06-14-07, 04:56 PM
You're post is small and unsatisfying!

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 04:56 PM
THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOST-TV SURVIVOR GETS ITS FIRST SNEAKPEEK AT THE FORMAT!

THURSDAY, ONLY HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:58 PM
You're post is small and unsatisfying!

Your post is dumb and Ugly.....

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 04:58 PM
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAYYYYYY

AFTER THE A-MAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG DISPLAY BY FANCY MONKEY,

HEAD DOWN TO EDNA'S TRUCKS-N-STUFF FOR YOUR ONE-SHOT CHANCE AT A DUEL WITH

THE ONE

THE ONLY

TRUCKOSAURUS!

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 04:59 PM
I would like to apologize on behalf of myself and my counterparts to any of the other contestants who may have been offended by the post's mama jokes. It is not in my nature to hurt. I am deeply sorry.















:rolleyes:

Lostaway
06-14-07, 04:59 PM
Is Sheila, Dawson and Bob there?

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:00 PM
THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOST-TV SURVIVOR GETS ITS FIRST SNEAKPEEK AT THE FORMAT!

THURSDAY, ONLY HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!

http://media.putfile.com/THURSDAY-ANNOUNCMENT

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 05:00 PM
Shouldn't that be 'are' ?

Cr8tor
06-14-07, 05:00 PM
TRUCKOSAURUS!

Isn't there a music recital that same Friday? ;)

Lostaway
06-14-07, 05:03 PM
Shouldn't that be 'are' ?

I said it once, I'll say it again, Grammar.....not my thing.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:04 PM
I said it once, I'll say it again, Grammar.....not my thing.

i was never good at grammar. stupid teacher kept waking me up!

Tater
06-14-07, 05:06 PM
*builds axe with rock, limb and vine, chops trees, builds huts for tribesfolks*

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 05:07 PM
http://media.putfile.com/THURSDAY-ANNOUNCMENT

Damn Straight! That's what I'm talkin aboot!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:07 PM
*builds axe with rock, limb and vine, chops trees, builds huts for tribesfolks*


look! they are building a place to hide already!

camelsmoker
06-14-07, 05:08 PM
Go for it.


4TT FTW!!!

Lostaway
06-14-07, 05:09 PM
Tater, he have our ship with Dynamite....don't boother making house's!

King of Snake
06-14-07, 05:09 PM
Nice one Camel.

Where were we?

Oh yes, you momma is so fat........

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:11 PM
Nice one Camel.

Where were we?

Oh yes, you momma is so fat........


you think you still stand a chance????

cinderellabop
06-14-07, 05:13 PM
you think you still stand a chance????

Mmmm, Chance....

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:14 PM
Mmmm, Chance....

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.


cindy, i know you confuse easliy, but wow!

King of Snake
06-14-07, 05:15 PM
you think you still stand a chance????

Hell yeah. The rest of The Dharma Initiative have got my back.

Right guys?




Guys?



GUYS?

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:16 PM
the survivor thread was like a great party that got busted by the cops. you try to move the party to another location and it kinds fizzles out.

scotpgot
06-14-07, 05:17 PM
Mmmm, Chance....

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.That's hilarious! I was in that thread not 30 seconds ago, came right here, and there ya go! :D

King of Snake
06-14-07, 05:18 PM
the survivor thread was like a great party that got busted by the cops. you try to move the party to another location and it kinds fizzles out.

Looks like it. Everyone's like "I can't be bothered anymore, lets go home and score with our girlfriends instead"

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:19 PM
Looks like it. Everyone's like "I can't be bothered anymore, lets go home and score with our girlfriends instead"



haha so true!

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 05:24 PM
China White's pretty powerful stuff and as strong as it's reputation, which proceeds itself. Oxy is manufactured but no less addictive. Personally, I'm petrified of needles so snorting would seem to be the only option. Vicodin if all else fails.

CENSORED
06-14-07, 05:25 PM
the survivor thread was like a great party that got busted by the cops. you try to move the party to another location and it kinds fizzles out.

Looks like it. Everyone's like "I can't be bothered anymore, lets go home and score with our girlfriends instead"

That was until Cen showed back up!!

Come and get some you trash talking fools!!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:25 PM
China White's pretty powerful stuff and as strong as it's reputation, which proceeds itself. Oxy is manufactured but no less addictive. Personally, I'm petrified of needles so snorting would seem to be the only option. Vicodin if all else fails.


vicodin kicks my ass.

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:27 PM
That was until Cen showed back up!!

Come and get some you trash talking fools!!


you are still here?

Lostaway
06-14-07, 05:28 PM
*cough*

CENSORED
06-14-07, 05:30 PM
you are still here?

Came back for a little while to see if Fancy was giving us any hints...

I'll have to leave in a few minutes again though....so..

BRING IT ON!!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 05:31 PM
he just posted...

CENSORED
06-14-07, 05:33 PM
Niiiice!!!!


I hate that episode.

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 05:42 PM
China White's pretty powerful stuff and as strong as it's reputation, which proceeds itself. Oxy is manufactured but no less addictive. Personally, I'm petrified of needles so snorting would seem to be the only option. Vicodin if all else fails.

TCS, just curious, why this talk of opiates?

I have to learn how to smack talk by computer; pretty good at it in person.

Censored, some sarcasm please to get me going.

camelsmoker
06-14-07, 05:47 PM
Smack = heroin

Hence, smack talk.




Loses something when you explain it, doesn't it?

Cr8tor
06-14-07, 05:54 PM
Loses something when you explain it, doesn't it?

...much like 4TTs & Black Rocks will lose Lost-TV Survivor II!!

CLUCK
06-14-07, 06:02 PM
...much like 4TTs will win Lost-TV Survivor II!!




i am surprised at how much support we are getting from the other tribes!

CENSORED
06-14-07, 06:02 PM
...much like 4TTs & Black Rocks will lose Lost-TV Survivor II!!

If by losing you mean watching you go down in a great blaze of flames...

then yeah. Guilty.

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 06:22 PM
Big smack talkers.......not

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 06:43 PM
Smack = heroin

Hence, smack talk.




Loses something when you explain it, doesn't it?

Ah...I get it. And yes.

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 06:46 PM
Big smack talkers.......not

Oh...is that the best I can come up with?

I'm in trouble.

blue sunrise
06-14-07, 06:53 PM
Oh...is that the best I can come up with?

I'm in trouble.
Psst.... you're supposed to talk smack to the other players..... ;)

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 06:57 PM
I know; I'm a dork.

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 06:58 PM
Big Smack talker...I think not Blue Sunrise


:yeah:

CLUCK
06-14-07, 06:58 PM
tell, you're not the brightest buld on the tree, are you?

John Charles
06-14-07, 06:59 PM
Here's the secret to this game:

Act as though you really like everyone and then in the finals take the opportunity to do this to everyone on the jury who thinks they're still in the game (trust me, they'll try to make you a whore for their vote).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/grannyfingerig5.jpg

You may not get many votes in the final but man it feels good. ;)

camelsmoker
06-14-07, 07:01 PM
Is that dress mandatory?

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 07:03 PM
I am not the brightest buld on the tree.


Umm how about you tell us something we don't already know.....

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 07:04 PM
tell, you're not the brightest buld on the tree, are you?

No, not the brightest buld, but lovely to behold.

Cr8tor
06-14-07, 07:04 PM
Is that dress mandatory?

The dress isn't but the quilt is.

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 07:05 PM
I don't think we have any meanspirited folks in this batch. Whatever dirty tricks and backroom bargains were made last time are a thing of the past.

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 07:05 PM
You know what they say about those of us with extremely high IQ's; we have socializing issues. CLUCK U.

blue sunrise
06-14-07, 07:06 PM
I don't think we have any meanspirited folks in this batch. Whatever dirty tricks and backroom bargains were made last time are a thing of the past.
:rotfl: oh sorry, I just read something funny...

Cr8tor
06-14-07, 07:08 PM
tell, you're not the brightest buld on the tree, are you?
No, not the brightest buld, but lovely to behold.

Uh...this is going to be too easy.

It's BULB btw...

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 07:13 PM
Bulb? Really?

Lostaway
06-14-07, 07:25 PM
Here's the secret to this game:

Act as though you really like everyone and then in the finals take the opportunity to do this to everyone on the jury who thinks they're still in the game (trust me, they'll try to make you a whore for their vote).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/grannyfingerig5.jpg

You may not get many votes in the final but man it feels good. ;)

Is that you Ls? My you're looking radiant today.

Cr8tor
06-14-07, 07:26 PM
Bulb? Really?

Yup, yup.

Bulb - Noun - Etymology: Middle English, from Latin bulbus, from Greek bolbos bulbous plant
1 a : a resting stage of a plant (as the lily, onion, hyacinth, or tulip) that is usually formed underground and consists of a short stem base bearing one or more buds enclosed in overlapping membranous or fleshy leaves b : a fleshy structure (as a tuber or corm) resembling a bulb in appearance c : a plant having or developing from a bulb2 : a bulb-shaped part; specifically : a glass envelope enclosing the light source of an electric lamp or such an envelope together with the light source it encloses
3 : a rounded or swollen anatomical structure
4 : a camera setting that indicates that the shutter can be opened by pressing on the release and closed by ending the pressure

John Charles
06-14-07, 07:36 PM
Is that you Ls? My you're looking radiant today.
That's not how I look in the flesh but it is an accurate depiction of my inner soul. :whitecat:

Lostaway
06-14-07, 07:38 PM
Wrinkly, old, ugly, Married?

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 07:39 PM
Yup, yup.

Bulb - Noun - Etymology: Middle English, from Latin bulbus, from Greek bolbos bulbous plant
1 a : a resting stage of a plant (as the lily, onion, hyacinth, or tulip) that is usually formed underground and consists of a short stem base bearing one or more buds enclosed in overlapping membranous or fleshy leaves b : a fleshy structure (as a tuber or corm) resembling a bulb in appearance c : a plant having or developing from a bulb2 : a bulb-shaped part; specifically : a glass envelope enclosing the light source of an electric lamp or such an envelope together with the light source it encloses
3 : a rounded or swollen anatomical structure
4 : a camera setting that indicates that the shutter can be opened by pressing on the release and closed by ending the pressure

Cr8tor, note #3, your nose perhaps?

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 07:41 PM
5 pages already......


How am I not surprised?

FoundandLost
06-14-07, 08:14 PM
Cr8tor, note #3, your nose perhaps?



:rotfl:

Cr8tor
06-14-07, 08:19 PM
Cr8tor, note #3, your nose perhaps?

Only after a long night of beer drinking.:drinky:

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-14-07, 08:24 PM
Ah, I see.:Cheers:

Lostaway
06-14-07, 09:46 PM
The Blackrock, will never fall! MUAHWAAHAAHAA! We are victorious.

The Central Scrutinizer
06-14-07, 09:58 PM
The Black Rock. Hmmph. Where Sawyer ruthlessly and quite selfishly killed (yet another) man.

At least our Tribe is a monument to an untold number of human sacrifices and nighttime naked dancing (read moon worshipping) for the greater good of humanity.

4 Toze! 4 Life!

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 09:59 PM
AT FAILING!


Heard of rain dances?

Try a 'more marble for the furrowed brow' dance.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 10:00 PM
AT FAILING!




You just insulted your own tribe. How dumb.

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 10:04 PM
See if that works.

Was there a sentence I could finish in that post?

Lostaway
06-14-07, 10:08 PM
Thank god for that editing button....CHUMP!

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 10:09 PM
Who edited a post?

Lostaway
06-14-07, 10:09 PM
Pch...I saw it...I got eyes and people everywhere.....we have our eyes on you....

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 10:15 PM
Good eyes, Tex.

Lostaway
06-14-07, 10:19 PM
Best eyes! I don't need glass's...unless they're X-ray ones..in which you can hand me a pair.....or maybe 2!

IwannaBlost
06-14-07, 11:46 PM
I don't think we have any meanspirited folks in this batch. Whatever dirty tricks and backroom bargains were made last time are a thing of the past.

Yeah RIIIIIIIIGHT:)

Rocky Raccoon
06-14-07, 11:59 PM
SHHH.

CLUCK
06-15-07, 12:20 AM
You know what they say about those of us with extremely high IQ's; we have socializing issues. CLUCK U.

thanks, my iq is pretty high.

The Blackrock, will never win! MUAHWAAHAAHAA! We are losers!.

ya know, you should at least have some kind of confidence.

Pch...I saw it...I got eyes and people everywhere.....we have our eyes on you....

i'm naked right now. take THAT!

CENSORED
06-15-07, 04:06 AM
How is my band of pirates doing?!

CENSORED
06-15-07, 04:08 AM
The Black Rock. Hmmph. Where Sawyer ruthlessly and quite selfishly killed (yet another) man.

Exactly why you should watch yourselves!!

Darth, please. Thank you.

Ahem...it's been a while...wait. Here we go....

BWAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

tellthemmrekoletyoulive
06-15-07, 04:24 AM
Censored, Tell here.....we will annihilate those self-consumed 4 Toz.

Smack talk, riiight; lightweights.

CENSORED
06-15-07, 04:29 AM
I wonder if it's their pinky toe that is missing.....

Push overs.....hehe

Lame joke

Shut up Darth!

Lostaway
06-15-07, 08:36 AM
Censored, Tell here.....we will annihilate those self-consumed 4 Toz.

Smack talk, riiight; lightweights.

Hey, you finnaly got that banner up.....cept you kinda didn't edit that line making this whole wide and anoying ....hmm....reminds me of some n00b in the Four Toed Tribe(will remain unamed).

FoundandLost
06-15-07, 01:11 PM
*cough* BB13 *cough*

Darkshines
06-15-07, 01:12 PM
Aaaaar.......!

CLUCK
06-15-07, 01:28 PM
Aaaaar.......!


ooooooh... scary.


or not.

King of Snake
06-15-07, 01:29 PM
Aaaaar.......!

Sounds like a noise that a seal would make.

You know, aaaar aaaar, feed me some fish

CLUCK
06-15-07, 01:35 PM
Sounds like a noise that a seal would make.

You know, aaaar aaaar, feed me some fish


haha!


but you wont be laughing when you lose, though.