JOHN?!? What did you DO??? [Archive]

sgtdraino

02-13-08, 04:48 PM

Time at last to vote for the winner of the JOHN?!? What did you DO??? Contest! Please take a look at all the entries, and pick the one you think was best! Voting will end 30 days from today (3-3-2009). May the best disaster win! :D

I got this idea from Locke Push-Ups and his awesome new sig:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/john.jpg

The name of the game, is to have Locke create as much mayhem as possible! Use your imaginations, the wilder the better! Once we get 20, we'll vote for a winner. You can get a matte of Locke here:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/LockeBlowsIt.jpg

And now, for my first submission:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/bridge.jpg

So... what will you have Locke do? :D

ovidhead

02-13-08, 06:55 PM

I love it!! I'll start with the obvious.

Sorry about the edges. I only have Microsoft Paint to play with on this computer.

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii83/ovidhead/hindenburg_small.jpg

LPU

02-13-08, 07:51 PM

Locke was responsible for blowing things up stateside, too...

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/ygscopy.jpg

sgtdraino

02-13-08, 10:25 PM

lol. Awesome guys! Here's one I did for another thread, for someone claiming they saw Cooper at the crash site in The Pilot:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/Locke815.jpg

I added in a helo for good measure. Of course, both Cooper and the helo are upside-down. :D

Here's the original thread:

http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1995150#post1995150

ISIS

02-14-08, 03:42 PM

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x60/ISIS_058/1-1.jpg?t=1203003689

Lostaway

02-14-08, 03:48 PM

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x60/ISIS_058/1-1.jpg?t=1203003689

:rotfl:

LPU

02-14-08, 04:30 PM

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/titanicboob.jpg

in_a_days

02-14-08, 07:50 PM

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r229/in_a_days/Accomplished.jpg

LPU

02-14-08, 08:41 PM

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/falcon.jpg

Lostaway

02-14-08, 08:47 PM

Locke pwned the Death star.

LPU

02-14-08, 08:49 PM

Nah he just pwned the dock.

sgtdraino

02-14-08, 10:10 PM

I made one into a valentine for my fiancee!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/Heart3.jpg

ISIS

02-14-08, 10:12 PM

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x60/ISIS_058/9631.jpg?t=1203026985

in_a_days

02-15-08, 02:01 AM

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r229/in_a_days/harvey2.jpg

makes you wonder...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r229/in_a_days/harvey2grey.jpg

sgtdraino

02-15-08, 05:57 AM

Wow, you guys are AWESOME. I gotta learn how to use photoshop! :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/atat.jpg

sgtdraino

02-17-08, 02:36 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/LockeShark.jpg

:D

bjlost

02-17-08, 03:01 AM

This is the best thread ever! You are all so creative, and I'm cracking up over every picture. Thanks!

Lostwithlocke

02-17-08, 09:06 AM

I think the real question here is not WHAT he did, but WHO he did:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/lozzyjay/lockedo.jpg

...Looks like smokey wants in on the action too...

:D

sgtdraino

02-17-08, 04:26 PM

lol. Awesome! Is that a severed arm over there on the left?

Lostwithlocke

02-18-08, 11:29 AM

ROFL. Yes, the unfortunate result of some knife related foreplay...

Brian

02-21-08, 04:02 AM

Not for voting consideration, but a crossover I'd love to see....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/LTV/LockeBelieve.png

lrob

02-21-08, 06:05 PM

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/LockePush-Ups/falcon.jpg

nice

sgtdraino

02-22-08, 04:52 PM

Not for voting consideration,

Why not?

And...

Yeah, that's right...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/LockesJohn.jpg

He blew it up!!!

sgtdraino

02-23-08, 03:34 AM

What's Locke up to these days?

Oh yeah....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/LockeBlowsMiles.jpg

:D

ISIS

02-23-08, 05:36 PM

:D When Locke stuck the grenade into Mile's mouth, I thought of this thread sgtdraino. John out done his self this time.

sgtdraino

02-23-08, 06:06 PM

lol. thanks, ISIS!

We are up to 18 entries, 2 more and it's voting time! :)

tellthemmrekoletyoulive

02-23-08, 06:23 PM

:rotfl:

Fantastic. :)

LPU

02-23-08, 06:45 PM

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6981/lockeuateenyf7.jpg

sgtdraino

02-23-08, 06:46 PM

Ahem... Nevermind!

LPU

02-23-08, 06:47 PM

D'oh! I fired up my old imageshack account. Thanks though sarge!

in_a_days

02-24-08, 02:04 AM

D'oh! I fired up my old imageshack account. Thanks though sarge!

Very nice work. :Cheers:

sgtdraino

02-24-08, 02:58 AM

Okay, one more entry and we'll have an even 20!

sgtdraino

02-21-09, 03:57 PM

...aaaaaand presto!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/sgtdraino/Lost/LockeNote3.jpg

Z054J

03-02-09, 12:19 AM

I hate it when my bitching is rewarded with results.
I always feel like such a whiny pansy girly retard afterward.

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv102/Z054J/Lockatrina.jpg

sgtdraino

03-02-09, 12:25 AM

Mmmm?

Dezie

03-02-09, 12:29 AM

Ha! I love this! :D

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6981/lockeuateenyf7.jpg

Z054J

03-02-09, 12:34 AM

Mmmm?

Katrina.

sgtdraino

03-03-09, 08:34 AM

Okay everyone, time at last to vote for the winner of the JOHN?!? What did you DO??? Contest! Please take a look at all the entries, and pick the one you think was best! Voting will end 30 days from today (3-3-2009). May the best disaster win! :D

Z054J

03-03-09, 06:29 PM

Oh hey, thanks for including me in the voting, Sgt. Did I miss a deadline or something?

sgtdraino

03-03-09, 09:39 PM

Oh hey, thanks for including me in the voting, Sgt. Did I miss a deadline or something?

No, we never held the vote until now. We were waiting all this time for someone to submit a 20th entry. Finally I put in Locke's suicide note to round it off.

MinaKitty

03-03-09, 10:12 PM

These are frakkin' hilarious!!!!!

Tater

03-03-09, 10:12 PM

No, we never held the vote until now. We were waiting all this time for someone to submit a 20th entry. Finally I put in Locke's suicide note to round it off.

I think there should be 1 year expiration dates on all entries. Anything submitted over a year ago should be thrown out of the competition due to the new Lost season.

Brian

03-03-09, 10:52 PM

Good thing it's sgtdraino's idea, and thread, then.

Z054J

03-03-09, 11:13 PM

No, we never held the vote until now. We were waiting all this time for someone to submit a 20th entry. Finally I put in Locke's suicide note to round it off.

Dude. Close to 50% of the entries are your own. I responded to your request for more entries. Seems like you could maybe remove ONE in favor of somebody who tried to contribute to your endeavor, but whatever.

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv102/Z054J/LockeContest.jpg

Tater

03-04-09, 12:05 AM

Good thing it's sgtdraino's idea, and thread, then.

I submit anyone who can watch "Bombad Jedi" in it's entirety should be declared mentally incapable of making decisions in a voting contest.

:nanabobo: @ Sargent Jar Jar

sgtdraino

03-04-09, 02:12 AM

Dude. Close to 50% of the entries are your own.

And? Hey, you had a year to contribute.

I responded to your request for more entries.

When? Oh, you mean now, after I put the poll up? But hey, that's a good one! :D

Seems like you could maybe remove ONE in favor of somebody who tried to contribute to your endeavor,

Sounds good to me! I don't think I can edit the poll, though. Can you, Brian? You can take off my Suicide Note and put this one on instead. Totally better.

I submit anyone who can watch "Bombad Jedi" in it's entirety should be declared mentally incapable of making decisions in a voting contest.

Fine by me. I hereby relinquish my position as Contest Captain, and appoint Super Moderator Brian in my stead.

Brian

03-04-09, 02:19 AM

sgtdraino

03-04-09, 02:23 AM

Z054J had one earlier in the thread but the image is gone now, sarge. Not sure what to put in the poll now.

However, to answer your question, yes I can edit the poll options.

ETA - I found it:

http://losttv-forum.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=235&pictureid=1719

Where? I see nothing. Is that the post he made a page back that (to me) looked like it had nothing in it? The one I responded "Mmmmm?" to?

'Cause that's why I said that. I never saw any image.

Sorry Z054J! I didn't exclude you on porpoise!

Heck, if you can, add in BOTH of his images! Take out another one of mine that has no votes yet, or you could take out yours, if you really don't want it entered.

Brian

03-04-09, 02:40 AM

Well hell, that's the problem. sgtdraino couldn't see it, but I could for some reason. Probably because it's linked via profile. Z054J, you should really use Photobucket or Imageshack for stuff like this. I'll upload it to my PB account and repost.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/LTV/Katrina_Locke.jpg

Brian

03-04-09, 02:42 AM

Alrighty sgtdraino. I removed the one of yours that you mentioned and put Z054J's in its place.

sgtdraino

03-04-09, 03:28 AM

Alrighty sgtdraino. I removed the one of yours that you mentioned and put Z054J's in its place.

Sweet. If it's not too much trouble, can you also replace my "Valentine's Day" with his "Rigged Contest?" I think that's hilarious!

Brian

03-04-09, 03:35 AM

Yep. Got it.

Jack T Kirk

03-04-09, 03:57 AM

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4702/lockevoted.jpg

I know it's too late, but...

Z054J

03-04-09, 04:01 AM

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4702/lockevoted.jpg

I know it's too late, but...

I reeeeaaallly wanted to do that one, but I figured Katrina was risky enough.

---

I must confess to a giant NOOOOOOOOB error. I didn't realize this thread was a year or so old. That's what I get for not visiting the Locke section more often.

Randy Nations

03-04-09, 04:19 AM

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4702/lockevoted.jpg

I know it's too late, but...

:rotfl:

Brian

03-04-09, 04:25 AM

I reeeeaaallly wanted to do that one, but I figured Katrina was risky enough.

The political ones are always touchy, that's why we normally wouldn't allow them. However, in a days' chop has been there for over a year so it's hard to go back and cry foul at this point, but in the future it's better if we stay away from political based captions (regardless of how funny they may be).

I must confess to a giant NOOOOOOOOB error. I didn't realize this thread was a year or so old. That's what I get for not visiting the Locke section more often.

Funny you mention that. Many people call C&CD the graveyard of the site because "no one talks about anything there". I think you'll find that many of us disagree with that and you'll find some of the most in depth character discussion anywhere on the 'net here. It's also a little slower paced than the main LOST forums which really lends itself to more involved discussion; at least in my opinion.

Personally, I check every character forum every single day. It's always been one of my favorite areas of the board.

Tater

03-04-09, 04:39 AM

Fine by me. I hereby relinquish my position as Contest Captain, and appoint Super Moderator Brian in my stead.

See how much smoother things are running now that a Gungan is not in charge? :D

friendly eyeball

03-04-09, 06:11 AM

number one in the hood, g

sgtdraino

03-04-09, 06:20 AM

The political ones are always touchy, that's why we normally wouldn't allow them. However, in a days' chop has been there for over a year so it's hard to go back and cry foul at this point, but in the future it's better if we stay away from political based captions (regardless of how funny they may be).

That is awesome, and a nice companion to the Mission Accomplished one. Brian, you is prolly gonna hate me, but can you replace my "Bridge Collapse" with "I Voted!" ??? :D

silvergold

03-04-09, 06:25 AM

Not for voting consideration, but a crossover I'd love to see....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/LTV/LockeBelieve.png

:lol:

Good one!

Tater

03-04-09, 09:29 AM

http://i39.tinypic.com/357k842.jpg

:D

sgtdraino

03-04-09, 11:55 AM

LOL. What the hell does that even mean? Why are flames shooting out of my finger?? What is Locke supposed to have done??? What is Fire Season '08???? If Season 7 is the Zombie Season, is Season 8 the Fire Season?????

[/aneurysm]

Tater

03-04-09, 06:40 PM

LOL. What the hell does that even mean?

Hmmm... what does that mean? :hmm:

Why are flames shooting out of my finger??

Hmmm... why is that forest burning? :hmm:

What is Locke supposed to have done???

Hmmm... what did he put you up to? :hmm:

What is Fire Season '08????

Hmmm... who was responsible for Fire Season '08? :hmm:

If Season 7 is the Zombie Season, is Season 8 the Fire Season?????

Hmmm... what does Locke have planned? :hmm:

[/aneurysm]

Completely worth it just for that. :D

sgtdraino

03-17-09, 06:42 AM

Buuuump!

tellthemmrekoletyoulive

04-01-09, 12:48 AM

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4702/lockevoted.jpg

I know it's too late, but...

Nice.

ETA: Randy Nations is named as the creator of this chop, but it's JLP's.

Brian

04-01-09, 01:14 AM

Fixed.

sgtdraino

04-01-09, 02:28 AM

Nice.

ETA: Randy Nations is named as the creator of this chop, but it's JLP's.

I think that was my error. Dunno why I thought that it was Randy's.

Only about a day-and-a-half of voting left!