Dear Claire

[Bunny Frou Frou]

dear claire,

i don't know why everyone always thinks you're doomed. every time some teaser (SHOWN ON TV after the episode, and therefore not a spoiler!!) suggests someone might kick the bucket, you're numero uno on the death list. why?

i personally, think you're doing a bang up job, and think your character development has been subtle yet profound. you're like shrek or an onion - you have layers! and i know we've only seen a few.

in short, you're my girl boone. and due to you being alive, you're my active boone. (someone needs to hurry up and wish boone out of the box or learn voodoo, darn it!) keep up the good work, darling, and keep walking past the open windows.

~bunny of the frou

[Lostaway]

Dear Claire.


You are a complete Goddess. Every scene with you in it is pure gold. If the writers decided to kill you off and leave Aaron with Kate I would go mental. As far as I can see you're the heart and soul of lost and to kill you off would destroy all hope in this Series.

And don't worry with not being sad about Charlie. I wouldn't either. He was just a strange little hobbit. Your baby is the most important thing for you and you have got to be responsible for him.

Don't get frightened when the freighter folk come to take your baby. Sawyer and Hurley would protect you. You chose the right team as far as I can tell, Locke knows what he's doing. At least for now.

Take care of yourself and most importantly your bangs, because they are Uber Hawt.

P.S Jack is your brother. That sucks. I know.

-

Ian.

[Bunny Frou Frou]

dear claire,

people are talking mad smack about you, and i'm not having any of it! they are saying you're dead, or a zombie, or at least a dead end story, and we here all know that is simply not true.

so do you think you could show up in tomorrow's epi and sort of prove to everyone that you're still you? i don't know how that would work plot wise, because last we saw you were all dazed and happy in a cabin, and locke kinda left you there. but maybe you could run after them or throw rocks at the helicopter, or maybe just pop up in a flash forward? (hey, who's flashing this week, anyways?)

anyhoo, dear, just thought i'd let you know what the non-believers are saying. oh, and they think you're fat, too! i know, i know! see, all the more reason for you to come back. ha ha ha, egg all over their faces, huh?

so please, don't be gone for the rest of the season. don't be dead, either, for that matter. and please, please, PLEASE take that ridiculous band aid off your forehead. on second thought, don't. dead people don't need band aids. score!

yours truly,

bun bun

p.s. kate stole your kid and is shagging your brother. go 'head, get mad. get mad, and come back and own it.

[Lostaway]

dear claire,

people are talking mad smack about you, and i'm not having any of it! they are saying you're dead, or a zombie, or at least a dead end story, and we here all know that is simply not true.

so do you think you could show up in tomorrow's epi and sort of prove to everyone that you're still you? i don't know how that would work plot wise, because last we saw you were all dazed and happy in a cabin, and locke kinda left you there. but maybe you could run after them or throw rocks at the helicopter, or maybe just pop up in a flash forward? (hey, who's flashing this week, anyways?)

anyhoo, dear, just thought i'd let you know what the non-believers are saying. oh, and they think you're fat, too! i know, i know! see, all the more reason for you to come back. ha ha ha, egg all over their faces, huh?

so please, don't be gone for the rest of the season. don't be dead, either, for that matter. and please, please, PLEASE take that ridiculous band aid off your forehead. on second thought, don't. dead people don't need band aids. score!

yours truly,

bun bun

p.s. kate stole your kid and is shagging your brother. go 'head, get mad. get mad, and come back and own it.

I totally agree with everything you just said.


:Cheers:

[ISIS]

Dear Claire,

Looks like you made it into the top 10 mysteries of the island. Congradulations...How does it feel to be On the Dark Side of the Moon?
Oh and could you tidy up Jacobs cabin? It really needs a womans touch. A lava lamp would really bring the whole room together.
Your father is Hot! Does he have a ghoulfriend?

Stalking & watching you,
ISIS

[Bunny Frou Frou]

I totally agree with everything you just said.

somehow i thought you would! ;)