Vegetarian Discussion

[vonnegut]

You know, you're alright, Ashley Monday. I'm not surprised that she's banging you.


I was at first, of course. But now I'm not.

[vonnegut]

Can we make a "Kevin Smith is a sexy beast" thread, or is that one already around somewhere?

[Vitriol]

Haha. Well, then. Your acceptance has been all I ever wanted. I can ascend to heaven now.

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

*drops a penny

[vonnegut]

Yeah, right. You ascend to heaven, she'll just bang someone else. I suggest you stick around. There is no beer in heaven, I hear.

[Vitriol]

Damn. I'm back!

[vonnegut]

*looks at sig*


Apparently you're already damned, though. Have some steak, for Chrissake.

[Vitriol]

You eat an animal. I'll stick with not being an accomplice to murder.

[vonnegut]

You know what I like?

I like to picture a little calf, with big brown eyes and a blue ribbon around its neck. It smiles and, joined by the squirrels and rabbits of the forest, sings a song and dances, about following your dreams and living life to the fullest.

Then it is beaten about the head, cut up, and cooked. And I eat it with mashed potatoes.

I think of that while I dip my bites of steak in my mashed potatoes. Somehow it makes it taste better.

[Vitriol]

I see you've been to Bovine University.

[vonnegut]

Eating birds is fun, too.

I bite into a chicken wing and say, "Oh, you used to fly, didn't you, little birdie? Well, not anymore!"

And then I laugh.

[Leia Amos]

You know, you're alright, Ashley Monday. I'm not surprised that she's banging you.


I was at first, of course. But now I'm not.
:rotfl: Kelly, I love you.

Yeah, right. You ascend to heaven, she'll just bang someone else. I suggest you stick around. There is no beer in heaven, I hear.
NO BEER?! :no:

You know what I like?

I like to picture a little calf, with big brown eyes and a blue ribbon around its neck. It smiles and, joined by the squirrels and rabbits of the forest, sings a song and dances, about following your dreams and living life to the fullest.

Then it is beaten about the head, cut up, and cooked. And I eat it with mashed potatoes.

I think of that while I dip my bites of steak in my mashed potatoes. Somehow it makes it taste better.
*sigh. Kelly, I hatechu. Go cry in your thread, where meat is plentiful, but I spit on your Utopia.

[Vitriol]

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty I feel like I'm.....


on top of Mount Everest looking down on all of the meat eaters and feeling like I have a colon that's clear of cancer cells!

[vonnegut]

*sigh. Kelly, I hatechu. Go cry in your thread, where meat is plentiful, but I spit on your Utopia.

It's not Utopia unless you swallow, my dear padawan.

[vonnegut]

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty I feel like I'm.....


on top of Mount Everest looking down on all of the meat eaters and feeling like I have a colon that's clear of cancer cells!

At least we don't have to get wrinkly and old and die in a nursing home in a puddle of our own urine.

To protect from that, I not only eat red meat at every opportunity, I also smoke 2 and half packs of cigarettes a day and try to put down three cases of beer a week.

I will probably outlive you. Wanna make a bet?

[Vitriol]

No, you are probably right. I've already had some killer kidney stones.

[Leia Amos]

It's not Utopia unless you swallow, my dear padawan.
;)


ps: Hai bebe!

[vonnegut]

Kurt Vonnegut accused the tobacco companies of false advertising, and at 83 years old decided to sue them.



He said they had been promising to kill him for years.


And you know what? Steak just tastes good. I mean, really, it's yummy. And bacon? Oh my god, it's like a party in my mouth.
Steak WRAPPED IN BACON? *orgasm*

[Vitriol]

i've heard that human also tastes good.

[vonnegut]

Dude, if I was plane-crashed in the mountains and starving in the snow, watch your ass.

I would SO eat people.

[Leia Amos]

...people wrapped in bacon? Mattie would LOVE this.

I say eww :p

[Vitriol]

I wouldn't need to crash into any remote mountains. I condone eating humans. We've been at the top of the food chain for too long.

[vonnegut]

Well, if I had bacon, I wouldn't have to eat people.


I'm sure the bacon would make it tastier.

But that's beside the point.


The point is, while you, Leia, Vegan, are trying to live on pine needles in the Colorado Rockies, I, Kelly, Carnivore Extreme, am feasting on ribs and staying alive.


But of course I wouldn't eat people unless there was nothing else to eat.

[vonnegut]

I wouldn't need to crash into any remote mountains. I condone eating humans. We've been at the top of the food chain for too long.

Oh, my dear Ash, that's what you don't veggies don't understand.


We're at the top of the food chain because we EARNED it.

I DARE an animal to eat people. I love it when it happens. Grizzly bear eats documentary filmers? Love it. Lion eats Safari tourists? Love it.


(Well, I at least hope they haven't bred, so that Darwin can work his magic.)

But at the end of the day, we have the thumbs. We fought damn hard to get to the top of the food chain.

Oh, and all those precious little animals you don't want to eat? If they could eat you, they would do it in a HEARTBEAT.

Law of the jungle, babe.

[Vitriol]

If it came down to survival I would eat meat. It would suck but at that point I would be using my base instincts and be on the level with carnivorous animals.

[vonnegut]

Good. There is hope for you yet, then.


ETA: In light of this, I give you permission to breed with Leia.

[Vitriol]

Oh, my dear Ash, that's what you don't veggies don't understand.


We're at the top of the food chain because we EARNED it.

I DARE an animal to eat people. I love it when it happens. Grizzly bear eats documentary filmers? Love it. Lion eats Safari tourists? Love it.


(Well, I at least hope they haven't bred, so that Darwin can work his magic.)

But at the end of the day, we have the thumbs. We fought damn hard to get to the top of the food chain.

Oh, and all those precious little animals you don't want to eat? If they could eat you, they would do it in a HEARTBEAT.

Law of the jungle, babe.

I initially became a vegetarian because I don't like meat + my family is jewish and doesn't eat much meat as it is so I was raised without for the most part. I'm not a crazy activist or a vegan and I hate PETA.

[Crandyman]

I stopped at a KFC once in my uniform, when I wasn't even hungry, JUST because PETA was picketing.

[vonnegut]

:tree:

[Leia Amos]

The point is, while you, Leia, Vegan, are trying to live on pine needles in the Colorado Rockies, I, Kelly, Carnivore Extreme, am feasting on ribs and staying alive.

Mmhmm, keep telling yourself that. I would have berries and salad and crunchy, um, bark. Ok, I would need to look up my options when crash-landed with no soybean crops. :p The life or death eating of animals I am not against anyways, that makes sense to me, I want to survive, but in our culture I don't need the flesh of the living to do so. Tyvm.

Good. There is hope for you yet, then.

ETA: In light of this, I give you permission to breed with Leia.
What, he's approved? :rolleyes:

[vonnegut]

*munches on flesh*

It's so damn TASTY, though! I mean, what is it harming? They are merely animals! We DESERVE to eat them!

[Vitriol]

I am out of this conversation. I refuse to argue why eating living creatures that have as much right to be on this planet as we do is wrong. This thread was once about a video, lol. I forfeit any opinion I may have and declare Vonnegut the victor.

[Bekka]

Quitter.