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MsJustsyncfox
03-22-05, 12:18 AM
I thought that we could post some of the best Claire oneliners.:) One of my favorites is "Peanut butter why do I remember peanut butter".:D Another one is "Do you think I am making this up?" Post some of your favorites.;)
Eheh.. One of my favs is "Shannon, you're staring."
MsJustsyncfox
03-22-05, 07:50 PM
I forgot about that one.:eek That is a great one. Another one that I like is "I'm not crazy, Charlie". If you guys have any more keep posting them.:D
malaryush
03-22-05, 07:55 PM
To Kate: "I can do your chart if you want?"
To Charlie about being single & pregnant: "I know, how modern of me."
LadyJustloomdeppsync
03-22-05, 11:14 PM
I love when she fainted in "White Rabbit" when Jack went all crazy and the water was all gone. Then Locke went to fine water on tree leaves?...
"Great. Our only hunter's going to get EATEN just so he can get the pregnant girl some more water."
Chance Gardener
03-23-05, 11:20 AM
"I know how to pee on a stick!"
azteclady
03-23-05, 02:42 PM
When the psychic tells gives her the plane ticket: "This is your plan???' - her delivery is just excellent!
MsJustsyncfox
03-23-05, 10:22 PM
I love those quotes also. I can't believe I forgot those!:eek I have another good quotes. In the episode, Homecoming, she was talking to Charlie and she goes "I can take care of myself." I thought that was good. Keep posting great posts:D
redguitarchick999
03-23-05, 10:45 PM
What's your name? ...Shannon? Your staring.
love that one
rgc999
ThatHippieKid
03-24-05, 01:53 AM
Bwuahaha the staring one is my all time fave. I also like the "Thomas I can pee on a stick!" one.
wNt2bHbBt123
03-24-05, 05:59 AM
i like her flashback when her boyfriend was talking about how they thought her uncle or someone like that had testicular cancer and she says "He did...he's DEAD!!!" :rollin
ThatHippieKid
03-24-05, 02:04 PM
i like her flashback when her boyfriend was talking about how they thought her uncle or someone like that had testicular cancer and she says "He did...he's DEAD!!!"
:rollin Yeah, that delivery was PERFECT. I love that whole episode, heh.
wNt2bHbBt123
03-24-05, 03:37 PM
Yeah i totally agree!! That whole episode was amazing and Claire is so gorgeous!! But her best line, of course, is "I remember peanut butter!" :D
MsJustsyncfox
03-26-05, 02:46 AM
Another one of my favorites is in the episode White Rabbit. When Charlie brought Claire some water, Claire asked him if Jack had come back from getting water. Charlie said no he wouldn't worry because he was with Locke. Claire says "Great. Now our only hunter's going to get eaten just so he can get the pregnant girl some more water." I thought that was a freat line. Keep posting great posts!:D
"You didn't! Peanut Butter!"
ClaireAndCharlie
04-02-05, 07:23 PM
i like her flashback when her boyfriend was talking about how they thought her uncle or someone like that had testicular cancer and she says "He did...he's DEAD!!!"
That was my favorite, and I like the...Well Shannon, You're staring one:p
Then I like the "I used to have a stomach" one. It didn't really mean anything, but I just liked that whole moment.
MsJustsyncfox
04-03-05, 03:16 AM
In the episode Raised By Another, Jack was checking on Claire. He asked her how she is feeling and she said " Okay. Back's pretty sore, but it's probably just from sleeping on the ground. I get dizzy if I stand up too fast. And I have to pee all the time." I laughed when I heard that. :lol
Hey Claire! I love your icon with Sawyer!:D
LadyJustloomdeppsync
04-09-05, 01:29 PM
I love in "Do No Harm" when she's having the baby and she hold her breath telling Kate the baby wouldn't want her...
"It's not gonna want me. It's gonna know i tried to get rid of it. Babies know that kind of thing."
It was just so cute that she was worried her own child wouldn't want her. Then Kate asked her .."Do you want this baby now?" and Claire shook her head...it was just aww. She was really scared to have this baby.:D
Aeli Nekana
04-10-05, 02:26 AM
Hehe, yeah, my favorite is "I can pee on a stick!" :lol
I agree with LadyJustloomdeppsync. My favorite Claire quote is when she's with Kate and about to have her baby and she says something like "Babies know that kind of thing." I know that the scene wasn't so funny but just the way she said it. :)
MsJustsyncfox
04-15-05, 06:56 PM
Another one of my favorites is when Claire is having labor pains and says "You know I was out there for over a week - days I can't remember. I mean, what if, what if they did something to the baby? I'm not ready for this. I'm not. . . I'm so scared. I'm scared." I cried at that part. You want to tell Claire that it is going to be okay.:)
Charlie: How are you feeling?
Claire: Very pregnant.
ThatHippieKid
04-22-05, 02:53 AM
Actually I think my favourite one is when the psychic calls her in the middle of the night..
"Great danger will befall YOU if you don't stop calling me in the middle of the night!"
I like that one too. here's some more.
"You should have one of those shows where you fix up peoples houses and stuff."
Kate: You're having the baby!
Claire: No I'm bloody not! Can you just leave me alone?!"
Got another.
"OH God that hurts!"
So so true, and I havn't even had a baby! HAHA!
MsJustsyncfox
04-29-05, 10:51 PM
Another one of my favorites is in episode Numbers. When Locke asked her if she would help him with something, Claire said "I'm nearly 9 months pregnant, I can barely waddle on the beach."
Also when Claire said "Okay, I give up. What is it?" :D
"Don't you try to justify what you're doing you bastard!" Or something like that...during Raised By Another.
ThatHippieKid
05-08-05, 05:11 PM
Sounds about right.
"You think I got pregnant on purpose!? Like it was some sort of PLAN!? You are OUT of your MIND!!!"
^ :lol I liked that one too.
"Thomas! Thomas!" (as he's walking away)
Bloom Fan77
05-08-05, 06:46 PM
I also liked in the Greater Good, when she was handing "turnip head" to Charlie and said "just be careful okay?" It was so sincere and motherly, it made me smile.
ThatHippieKid
05-08-05, 07:14 PM
Haha. Or her disbelief when Charlie called him Turniphead.
"Turniphead!?!?!"
"You didn't!" (when she thinks Charlie got her peanut butter)
ThatHippieKid
05-09-05, 03:13 PM
Aww yeah and the way she says "PEANUT BUTTER!?" after, all excited-like. So cute ^_^
HippieKid you lost your mind! Just like Thomas! :lol
"It was safe at the beach, it's not safe here!"
ThatHippieKid
05-09-05, 07:08 PM
LOL Yay!!! I didn't notice that earlier!! *goes to track down my 500th post*
"I haven't felt the baby move since yesterday."
elizabethalcazar
05-13-05, 02:24 AM
my favorite moment, just because it was so Claire, was in the pilot, when Jin was offering her fish, and then she felt the baby kick, and the absolute joy on her face and in her voice, the love she felt for her baby: "I guess I think you're a he."
"Great danger will befall you if you don't stop calling me in the middle of the night."
MsJustsyncfox
05-13-05, 10:20 PM
Another one of my favorite is when Claire tells Charlie "Just be really careful, okay? Make sure if he gets hot that you take his blanket off - his neck, okay, got his neck?" :D
^ Aww that was sweet.
"Babies know that stuff!"
"Great. Now our only hunter is going to get eaten just so the pregnant lady can get some water."
"I DON'T KNOW, SHE TOOK MY BABY!"
"Why did I do that? Why did I scratch you?"
i heart dominic monaghan
05-30-05, 01:40 AM
i liked the whole "Hold still or I'll cut your ear off!" when she was giving charlie a haircut. tee hee! too funny!
your avatar, lmao.
"No one's punishing us. There's no such thing as fate."
j-losti
12-29-05, 10:41 PM
"Boar and bananas"-its Ausie accent to the max;)
xXxJessiexXx
01-02-06, 09:36 AM
I like a lot of Claire's lines she has. the way she delivers them are great. I loved the whole scene with Thomas in her flashback when she was yelling at him.
"I'm alright Charlie" (In raised by another when they were sta by the trees and Charlie was talking about his dream.)
"Warm fluffy towles!"
" I can't raise this child by myself"
"Its empty!"
"I'm not crazy, Charlie."
"There was no couple in Los Angeles. He knew. He knew about the plane, what was going to happen. Oh my god, he knew."
"Why why did you lie to me... what else didnt you tell me!.... Nothing i could do... whay would you keep me in the dark charlie.... im already in the dark! ... i can take care of my self!"
"You sure theres nothing going on!"
"We're friends?"
Claire:I had some dreams last night. Actually, more like memories. You were in them.
Charlie:Sorry.
My favourite is 'thus my hat', from one of the earliest episodes.
are theese supposed to be funny, or just her lines? :p
lostrulz54
02-17-06, 05:14 PM
Eheh.. One of my favs is "Shannon, you're staring."
that was classic!:clap:
boonian androphile
03-07-06, 01:53 PM
"Two weeks of my life are missing."
That's all right. Several weeks of my life are missing while I wait for a new episode!:ImLost:
"Mommy made this for you while you were still in her tummy."
(After Thomas tried the Daddy-Abandonment appeal)
"No, you bastard, don't you DARE try and put this one me!"
I was like..."Woah...Missy Claire grew some!"
Also:
"It's just the heat. And...you know...I'm pregnant."
That, couple with Kates this "Really?" Were awesome.
"You know, I think everybody knows more about my baby than me. Charlie read me the riot act last night for waking him. And as mad as it made me - turns out he was right. You know, it's like we're playing mum and dad to this baby. Yet, I don't remember marrying him."
Hehehe
xXxJessiexXx
03-11-06, 05:54 PM
It was so sweet to hear claire talking to little aaron saying that she loved him and that she was glad she kept him.
"Look, Mommy made this for you when you were still inside her tummy." (The little voice she puts on is sweet)..... "But now I know that we're supposed to be together, you and me."...."You're mine and I love you. I love you so much."
"You weren't trying to take me back, were you? You were trying to save me."
Lostaway
01-28-07, 08:02 AM
I got a new one, it's only been heard by 3 people though, If you listen in one of the epsiodes you hear Clear say
"We're trough Charlie"
BEST LINE EVER!
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