Quotable Quotes: Post Your Favorite LOST Quotes!

[Master Xander]

So, what are your favorite quotes from the Lost episodes? Post them here! They will be added (eventually; RealLife is being a biatch) to the Episodes section of Lost-TV.

[Barbara1969]

"Guys, where are we?" ~ Charlie [let's face it, this is *the* catchphrase of the series]
"You need to think about giving that license back." ~ Jack
"Have any color preferences?" ~ Kate to Jack, before stitching his wounds

[MsHllywdJenn]

"You all everybody!" ~ Charlie singing

"Hey you!" ~ Jack yelling at Hurly
(Hurly looks up at the wing and points) "Plane crash!" ~ Hurly
"Yeah I know. Could you come here?" ~ Jack
(This little interaction was edited from part one of the pilot but it was just too cute not to include it. It will most likely turn up on the DVD version)

"I heard you shout. I heard you shout Jack. I'm Charlie by the way." ~ Charlie to Kate after the close encounter

[Calanais]

Kate: My friend Beth would freak; she loves you guys.
Charlie: Gimme Beth's number, I'll call her right now - does she live nearby?


Charlie: Terrific.

[once alone]

"Guys is this normal? You know, day-turned-to-night-end-of-the-world type weather? Guys!?"-Charlie *might not be the exact words, but I currently don't have my Lost tape with me because I lent it to my brothers girlfriend... I'm such a nice sister, haha. I should be getting it back before tonights episode...hopefully.*

[NeejaHalycon]

Hurley: I'm not too good with blood
Jack (something like this): You'll be fine, just don't look.
Hurley: Ok, but, I'm not too good with blood.

[CrazieBlueEyes]

Don't ask me why I loved this line, but I did.

Kate says something to the effect of (to Sawyer) "You're coming on this hike"?

Sawyer, generally a prig, responds without a beat "I'm a complex kind of guy, Sweetheart!"

Great line, great delivery...oh so dry! I love it!

[A Savaged Gardener]

Kate: you guys were good.
Charlie: we are good....we're still together.

[very lost indeed]

"If you see anything, anything.... run." ~ Jack (says to Kate before she leaves on the hike.)

"Guys, where are we?" ~ Charlie (like Barbara said, the catchphrase of the series...)

"You're having a bad month." ~ Locke (says to Walt over the Backgammon game.)

[JacksGirlfriend]

I loved "You're having a bad month." It was the perfect thing to say to a little boy in that situation.

[cccourt]

Hands down:
Locke to Walt, "You're having a bad month."

[patsrule316]

I think I got this quote right:

Flight attendant "How's your drink?"

Jack "Fine"

Flight Attendant "Fine? That's not a very strong answer"

Jack : "It's not a very strong drink."





:8o

[jprez98]

I know I put this on another thread, but it's priceless.

My favorite line is when they first hear the radio message and Charlie says. "I've never been so happy to hear the French!" The way it's delivered is just great!

(I had ment to post that to this thread, but I couldn't find it.)

-Jen

[AshenFang]

I loved Sawyers responce to the lady when she asked him "Where did that come from?"

While I can't remember the exact words, something to the tune of.. "How should I know, bear town?" I just found it amusing in the moment.

[toonaspie]

AshenFang, that quote never occured to me as funny until you wrote it in text...thank you :lol

Hmm...most of my quotes are taken for but here's a few more random ones I got from watching online clips over and over again.

On the first night when everybody hears and sees stuff going on in the jungle.
Claire: Did anybody see that?
Hurley: Yeah...unfortunately (they cut out unfortunately!!!!)

Here's one from Jin offering Hurley sushi on the beach.
Hurley: Dude, I'm starving....
Jin: Yeh, yeh, yeh-
Hurley: But I am no where near that hungry...(Jin's face is blank and Hurley begins to chuckle)...no...no thank you (more chuckling)

This one was from the Driveshaft discussion.
Kate: (to Jack) Have you ever heard of Driveshaft?
Charlie: (singing) You all everybody! You all every...body?
Jack: (shakes his head) We gotta keep moving.

I just love how the pitch went down on Charlie's last notes!

[toonaspie]

Do you have a favorite commercial cut? something that happens before/after commercial that works so well

My favorite commercial cut was when Kate counts to 5 and the screen goes black.

[Calime26]

Charlie: There's a certain gargantuan quality to this thing.

I really love Dom's delivery on so many of his lines. He's so quotable!

[Suil Liath]

Can't quote this one exactly, but that bit where Charlie is bugging jack about the transceiver. The segment begins with "Anything?" sort of like a kid asking "Are you there yet." Jack reminds Charlie he just asked that question. Charlie reminds Jack they almost got killed so,

"Anything?"

It's the Brit pronunciation of the word -- listen closely We yanks say anything --ehneething. The EE is shorter when Dom says it. Sorta like "ehnehthing."



-Kit-

[Barbara1969]

My favorite commercial cut is when they all hear the noise in the jungle, and see the trees moving, and Charlie says, deadpan, "Terrific." :lol

Other quotables:
Sawyer: I know girls like you.
Kate: Not many girls like me. [or something like that]

Boone [to Shannon]: Since the plane crash, you are the only one who has given yourself a pedicure!
[God, that line made me spit my herbal tea. :rollin ]

Claire: I used to have a stomach.

Kate: What were you doing in the bathroom?
Charlie: What?
[Not so much the line, but I love the somewhat embarrassed grin Charlie has on his face when he says this]

[toonaspie]

I recalled some really great Sawyer lines in the lost-tv LJ

"Guess what? I JUST SHOT A BEAR!"

"I stole that too. Thought it was kind of cool." -he was referring to the marshall badge he found

AshenFang, I think that dialogue about the gun actually went: "Bear village? How am I suppose to know?"

It's still a great line no matter how you say it.

And there's also "You're the hero," in which he refers to Jack (who is no doubt "the hero")

"Alright, I'll play along...I'm the criminal, (to Sayid) you're the terrorist...(to Shannon) who do you wanna be?"

And I also like the sweetheart and sweetcheeks remarks. If I wasnt at work right now I would watch the tape again and check where he referred to Shannon as "sweetcheeks"

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hooray I'm officially in too deep!!!

[toonaspie]

Charlie walks in on the argument regarding who's going on the hike.
Shannon: (to Charlie)You're going aren't you?
Charlie: Are you going?
Shannon: (confidently) Yeah
Charlie: Then I'm definitely going!

That was funny!

[Zambini Stardust]

Another great hike quote:

[They all argue about who's going, til Kate gets fed up with it]

Kate: [with a certain tone of voice] Everyone can go, but we have to leave NOW!

Charlie: You can't tell, but she's asking really nicely.:rollin

[jprez98]

Episode 3 favorite lines:

Kate: Put the gun back in your pants.

Sawyer: Wake up and smell the dog crap.

-Jen

[Barbara1969]

Sawyer [to Jack]: You're still in civilization
Jack: And where are you?
Sawyer: I'm in the wild.

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Charlie: Bollocks. :lol
Charlie [to Claire]: Men are useless.

[Uri the Sun Goddess]

I can't believe none of you picked my favorite Charlie line.

After Kate disarms Sawyer she says, "Anybody know how to use a gun?" Charlie says, "I think you just pull the trigger." Sayid's follow-up line was good too. "Don't use the gun."

Uri

[toonaspie]

Heeheehee, Saywer called Kate "freckles"!

I wonder what he'll call her next week.

[Master Xander]

Bumping this up. Hee!

[Beckers1]

Claire: I used to have a stomach.

That annoys me a little bit. I feel like she should have said: "I used to have a waistline ..."

She already has a stomach! :D

[toonaspie]

LOL! yeah a big one

She just wishes that she could wear a bikini again like Shannon

[jprez98]

Episode 4:

The dog's barking and everyone is looking at the fusulage because of all the noise that's in there.

Claire: Somebody's in there
Syaid: Every one in there's dead
Jack: Sawyer
Sawyer: Right behind you...Jacka$$.

I like Sawyer's tone. He just plays such a good, yet complex bad guy.

-Jen

Anyone else have a fav line from "Walkabout"?

[Myzty]

Most memorable quotes for me...

Charlie: Where are we guys?
Who need men? They are useless anyways.


Locke: A miracle happened here.
Don't tell me what I can't do.

Claire: I know...How modern of me.

Jack: We don't have time to sort out everyone's God.
We all died here 3 days ago.
Everyone deserves to have a fresh start.

Saeed: 16 years and 5 months!

Boone: *To Shannon* The ocean doesn't take your gold card.

Rose: I told you, my husband isn't dead!

[Klang007]

Jack - *on the cockpit area after the co-pilot tumbled down.* You ok? *to Kate*
Kate - yeah...you?
Jack - fine...
Charlie - I'm fine. Charlie's fine, by the way.

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Hurley - there's no rest of the food dude...we kinda...ate it all.
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Locke - Boars usually like to flank around then charge, so I figure it'll take 3 of us to distract the mother so I can find the piglet, pin it, then slit its throat.

Sawyer - and you gave him his knife back?!

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Sawyer - better then the three of you wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but a little bitty hunting knife? Hell no... Best idea I've ever heard.

Sawyer and Charlie is very quotable. I especially like Sawyer tendency to give people ever changing pet names.

[theghostofwalt]

"damnit! crap! crap! son of a..." -hurley

im sure i could have figured out all of the secrets of this show in those next couple of minutes i missed laughing at that...

[Mac of the island]

Any time Hurley says "dude" I laugh and I hate it when people use the word dude. Hurley just gives it that special something I guess.

[PlaneJane22]

Shannon to Boone: Go rescue a baby bird or something.

[lostinasheville]

Rose to Jack, when they were talking about her husband being in the tail of the plane, and Jack said that those people probably didn't survive:

"That's probably what they're thinking about US"

[Abraxas]

I'd go with the, "Right behind you jackass!" .
I had to laugh out loud when I heard that one.

[Barbara1969]

I heart Sawyer now. I did laugh when he said, "Right behind you, jackass!" :rollin

[azteclady]

Anyone who has the episode downloaded or taped, could you check the exact dialogue when Kate is helping/dragging Michael back to the beach after he's been gored by the boar, and she stops - to climb the tree and set the antenna, but Michael doesn't know that.

He says something like, "Shouldn't it be the limping, wounded guy's decision, when we stop to rest?"

It bites that I can't recall it correctly, because it really cracked me up.

There are so many priceless one liners, this thread will grow like wild fire!

Beto

[Lothiriel of Rohan]

In the last episode, Walk About:

Jack asks: Where's Sawyer?

Sawyer says: "Right behind ya, jackass."

Great line and great delivery! :rollin

[Klang007]

azteclady - there's this one word I can't clearly understand, but here's what I hear...

"I thought the guy with the goopy (sp?) leg should be deciding when we rest."

[azteclady]

Thank you, Klang!

Could it be 'gimpy'? (does this even make sense in English?)

"I thought the guy with the gimpy leg should be deciding when we rest."

Any takers?

Beto

[Klang007]

certainly makes more sense. I think I need to use a q-tip

gimp - Slang
n.

1. A limp or a limping gait.
2. A person who limps.


intr.v. gimped, gimp·ing, gimps

To walk with a limp.

gimpy adj.

[twinmom]

First ep...
Jack leaves Claire with Hurley and sais something like "Don't go anywhere" or "Do not leave her"
and the reply is:

"Dude, I'm not going anywhere"

I love Hurley!!!

And i just went back to watch the first ep again tonight and when Charlie was singing to Kate "Everybody.."....I just cracked up!!!!

[dsera]

I like Sawyer in Walkabout when he says in response to Jack asking if he's got a better idea:

"Better than three of you wondering into the magic forrest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but a little bitty hunting knife? Hell no. It's the best idea I ever heard."

and

I like Hurley in Walkabout when he sees all the knives Locke has.

"Who is this guy?"

[mnemosyne23]

Ooh, this is so hard. I can't narrow them down! I read through the posts so far, and here are a few that I didn't see.

As promised, I have rewatched the episodes, and now I've edited these quotes so they're correct.


From The Pilot, part 2

CHARLIE: [to Jack, who's fiddling with the transceiver] Anything?
JACK: [with a chuckle] You keep asking if there's anything.
CHARLIE: Pardon me for appearing desperate, but before the pilot was RIPPED FROM THE COCKPIT, he did say that no one's going to find us unless we get that transceiver working. So… is there anything?

BOONE: [to Shannon, on why she should speak French] You spent a year in Paris!
SHANNON: DRINKING, not studying!


From Tabula Rasa
Aside: MAN, I love Hurley!

HURLEY: [looking at the wounded marshall] He looks kind of… dying.
JACK: He's not gonna die.
HURLEY: He's yellow, man.

HURLEY: [looking at Kate's mugshot; to Jack] Uh... Dude?

CHARLIE: [to Locke, who's making a whistle] I played some tribal flutes once, in a recording session. [pause] I'm in a band.


From Walkabout

CHARLIE: You said you knew how to fish.
HURLEY: YEAH, off the Santa Monica Pier, with my old man, and a fishing pole, and BAIT. I never had to try to poke one with a sharp stick.

SAWYER: [as the hunting party comes back to camp] The mighty huntress returns. What's for dinner, hon-
KATE: Not now.

(ASIDE: I'd just like to go on the record and say that just about EVERYTHING Sawyer and Charlie say is quotable. LOL!)


8) M

[dsera]

Not to be picky but only because I just love Sawyer.... but he actually said, "what's for dinner, hon?"

SAWYER: [as the hunting party comes back to camp] Well, well, the mighty huntress returns. What's for dinner, sweet che-

[myerinmama]

My niece really liked in episode 4 where Sawyer- or was it Jack comments after the knife is thrown: He has either really good aim or really bad aim"!

[PlaneJane22]

oh! another Shannon one: What's a four letter word for 'I don't care'?

[mnemosyne23]

I had my promised marathon viewing session today, and I've fixed the quotes I posted yesterday (see my post a few replies back). Of course, in the process I came across a WHOLE BUNCH of other great quotes, which I'm posting here.

Some of these have been mentioned before, but I wanted to add them again, because they're just so COOL. This show is so quotable!

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From The Pilot, part 1


KATE: [about Jack] We have to go back for him.
CHARLIE: Go back? There? Kate, there's a certain GARGANTUAN quality about this thing.



From The Pilot, part 2


KATE: What were you doing in the bathroom?
CHARLIE: I thought you could tell. I was getting sick. Puking. My one tangible contribution to the trek.
KATE: No. I'm glad you came, Charlie.
CHARLIE: Every trek needs a coward.
KATE: You're not a coward.

SHANNON: I've just been through a trauma here!
BOONE: We've all been through a trauma! The only difference is, since the crash, you've actually GIVEN yourself a pedicure.

SHANNON: [to Boone] SHUT UP and stop trying to be charming.

KATE: Look, everybody can come, but we're leaving NOW.
CHARLIE: You couldn’t tell from that, but she's actually really nice.

KATE: [to Sawyer, as they hike to higher ground] You decided to join us.
SAWYER: I'm a complex guy, sweetheart.



From Tabula Rasa


SAWYER: I'm not stopping, y'all have a nice cookout.
SAYID: Excellent. Walk through the jungle in the dark.
SAWYER: Ooh, afraid the trees are gonna get us?
SAYID: No. What is knocking DOWN the trees will get you.

SAYID: If we tell them what we know, we take away their hope. And hope is a very dangerous thing to lose.

JACK: [about Kate's criminal past] I don't KNOW anything.
HURLEY: Well you kind of know she's in that mugshot. And that we found those handcuffs. And that guy keeps mumbling, "She's dangerous, she's dangerous," over and over.

HURLEY: We'll let Johnny Fever take care of her when he gets better.

CHARLIE: Your husband, was he on the flight?
CLAIRE: Oh, no, I'm not married.
CHARLIE: Oh.
CLAIRE: I know, how modern of me.
CHARLIE: Well… Who needs men, right? Bloody useless.

FARMER RAY MULLEN: [as Kate retrieves her wages] The bank would have given you a heck of a toaster if you'd kept THAT in a savings account.

SHANNON: [about the moaning marshall] I wish he would just die already.
BOONE: Real humane, Shannon.

SAWYER: [about putting the marshall out of his misery] Hell, there's only one bullet left. Be damn near poetic.

KATE: I wanted you to make sure that Ray Mullen got his twenty-three grand.
MARSHALL: What, the guy who ratted you out?
KATE: He had a hell of a mortgage.



From Walkabout


HURLEY: [as they're stampeded by wild boars] Oh crud, now what?

JACK: We don't have time to sort out everybody's god.
CHARLIE: Really? Last I heard we were positively made of time.

JACK: [to Locke] You either have very good aim, or very bad aim.

BOONE: I just think somebody should go talk to her.
SHANNON: I nominate YOU, Captain America.

BOONE: At least you don't have to worry about starving with me taking care of you.
SHANNON: I'm not gonna STARVE.
BOONE: Right. What are you gonna eat?
SHANNON: Ocean's full of fish!
BOONE: I hate to break it to you, but the ocean is not gonna take your gold card.

SHANNON: Can I ask you something?
CHARLIE: I WONDERED when this was going to come up. YES, I am the bass guitarist in -
SHANNON: Yeah, do you know anything about fishing?
CHARLIE: [taken off balance] What? F-Fishing? Uh… My grandad used to take me out. Taught me everything he knows! Everything he KNEW... He's dead now, God rest his soul… Yeah, I'm like a fishing FIEND. I mean, England's an island. I just throw it in and… fish.

HURLEY: [after failing to spear a fish] DAMMIT! CRAP! CRAP! SON-OF-A…!

HURLEY: [about Charlie's attempt at spear fishing] Dude, you gotta try to pin it.
CHARLIE: Did you see how close I was? No, you said I had to corner it!

[walkingcarpet23]

Can't believe no one has mentioned this one yet...

Shannon: Can I ask you something?
Charlie: I wondered when this was going to come up, yes... I am the bass guitarist in Driveshaft...
Shannon: Do you know anything about fishing?
Charlie: What? Fishing?

And in the same scene, "I'm a fishing fiend" was pretty funny too.

EDIT: Nevermind, apparently I am blind as I didn't see the same thing a post up.

[dsera]

When they are in the front of the plane in the jungle and Jack opens the door to the cockpit and the (copilot I guess) falls out, Jack asks Kate if she's okay and Kate asks Jack if he's okay. Then Charlie says "I'm fine. Charlie's fine, by the way".

[heymestacy]

Anything Charlie says is quotable, but here are some of my favorites.

"Oh. Bollocks." (After Sayid informs him that satellites have to know where to point. I have a thing for accents, and a thing for British slang)

"England's an island so, you know, I just throw in my line, and pull one in." (I know it's not exact, but you get the idea.)

"Who needs men, anyway? Bloody useless." (To Claire)

(Charlie) "They have sattelites in space that can take pictures of your license plate.)
(Sayid) "Pity we all didn't wear license plates around our necks.)

Bless the writers of Lost. Weaving humor with drama. It's great!

[MsHllywdJenn]

Ok. No one has posted this one yet and it is the most crucial line in Ep. 4.

Locke: "Don't tell me what I can't do."

What a powerful line, no matter how you say it, it's totally inspirational and powerful. Wow! What an awesome creed to live by.

[twinmom]

I just have to tell you all I am sitting here laughing out loud reading all of these......."mnemosyne23"-your qoutes rock!!
And I do LOVE anything Charlies sais and he and Hurley are, wait and Sawyer too (sweetcheeks!!) are the most qoutable by far!! I can't wait to hear what pet name sawyer comes up with next!!

[dsera]

Another I just remembered:

Hurley asks "what are we going to do with all the ....(looking at Walt)... b - o - d - y - s?"
Michael "what are you doing, man? are you trying to spell bodies?"
Walk "it's spelled b - o - d - i - e - s."

[twinmom]

hehehe....i love Hurley!

[twinmom]

Man: "It sounded like an animal"
Rose: "That sound that it made, I keep thinking that there was something really familiar about it"
Man: "Where are you from?"
Rose: "The Bronx"
Man: "Might be monkeys"
(Sawyer?): "Sure, it's monkeys, it's Monkey Island".

[snogirlz]

One of the funny quotes is when Jack is talking about going back into the plane to look for medicine and stuff and Hurley says:

"Dude! We can't go in there. Because there's bodies in there...and they're...dead."

Lol! Hurley is funny sometimes!
:rollin

[angry may queen]

I agree that Sawyer and Charlie are awesome. Whenever Sawyer opens his mouth I just brace myself for something super to come out!

I especially like when he says to Kate, who's upset about him having the gun, "...Yeah, guess what? I just shot A BEAR."

But I really like the dialog between Boone and Jack in the first ep of the pilot when Boone suggests that they stick a pen in Rose's neck to perform an emergency tracheotomy. Jack says, dripping in sarcasm, "Yeah that's a GREAT idea, go find me a pen!"

Then Boone ACTUALLY GOES AND GETS PENS!!!! :lol

Boone: I didn't know which one was best so I got a few
Jack: [pauses]...they're all good.

Priceless...

[mnemosyne23]

ANGRY MAY QUEEN: I LOVE that scene between Jack and Boone. LOL! It cracks me up every time!
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Here's my first pass at quotes from "White Rabbit." There are plenty more, but these are the ones I picked out on my first rewatching of the eppy.

*pause*

What? Yes, I've already rewatched it. What? WHAT? I'm not THAT obsessed, geez.

*pause*

Okay, yes, I am. :P LOL!

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From "White Rabbit"

SAWYER: [to Shannon] You're in my light, Sticks.

HURLEY: I mean, dogs can find pot and bombs, so I'm sure they can find water.

CLAIRE: Great. Our only hunter's going to get EATEN just so he can get the pregnant girl some more water.

CHARLIE: [about Locke] I mean, you tell me, who would you rather meet in a dark alley? Whatever's out there or that geezer with his FOUR HUNDRED knives? I mean, who packs four hundred knives? Personally, I can only have space for two hundred, THREE hundred at most.

CLAIRE: When are they going to rescue us?
CHARLIE: [soft but firm] Soon.

CHARLIE: [to Claire, as comfort] You don’t' scare me.

SAWYER: So how's it feel?
BOONE: How's what feel?
SAWYER: Taking my place atop everyone's Most Hated list. [after a cheeky pause] Sucks, don't it?

[Zambini Stardust]

I just watched the pilot again today, and found this gem which I overlooked in all the excitement...

Beach crash scene, just after engine explosion that threw Jack, Claire, and Hurley to the sand. Jack checks on both of his colleagues, then gets up to go help someone else. He turns to Hurley and say "Stay with her!" Then the memorable quote...

[Hurley, laying face-down in the sand]: "Dude, I'm not going anywhere.":rollin

[LostIslander]

Charlie: "If you've finished verbally copulating..."

That and his "C's" comment to Kate

[mnemosyne23]

THis is becoming a weekly tradition for me. LOL! My (first) list of great quotes from this awesome, AWESOME episode. Man, I KNEW there was some great history on Jin and Sun, and this episode just confirmed that for me. Great stuff.

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FROM HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN

KATE: [to Jack; flirting!] It's just that you…and your tattoos … don't add up. Are you one of those hard-core spinal surgeons?

CHARLIE: [to Kate and Jack] If you guys are finished verbally copulating, we should get a move on.

KATE: [teasingly] Hey, Charlie, ask Jack about his tattoos.
CHARLIE: [sarcastically] Oh, you guys have an inside joke. [grumbling] How absolutely wonderful for you both.

LOCKE: [about Charlie] He's standing on a beehive.
CHARLIE: What's a beehive doing there! Beehives are supposed to be in trees!

CHARLIE: I don't like bees, all right? I have an IRRATIONAL FEAR OF BEES.

HURLEY: [about Jin] Guys, that chinese dude's gonna get pretty crispy out here.

CHARLIE: [as Jack tries to cover the beehive] This is the most crap idea EVER. It's never going to work!
LOCKE: Pull yourself together, son.
CHARLIE: It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just "pull myself together," would it?

KATE: [about the bodies in the cave] Where did they come from?
JACK: Didn't you guys shoot a polar bear last week?
KATE: Yeah…?
JACK: Where'd THAT come from?

CHARLIE: [to Jack and Kate, after the beehive incident] You two run away fantastically. Glad my diversion spared you. I was only stung several HUNDRED times. Oh, and someone left this. [handing Kate her discarded shirt]
KATE: [embarrassed] It was.. Uh… It was full of bees.
CHARLIE: [cheekily] I'd have thought C's, actually.

KATE: [to Jack] You checking me out?

CHARLIE: You following me?
LOCKE: Yes.
CHARLIE: There's no need, I'm just going to the loo.
LOCKE: Is there something you want to tell me, Charlie?
CHARLIE: I'm. Going to. The loo.

LOCKE: How long since you played?
CHARLIE: My guitar… Um, 8 days, 11 hours. Give or take
LOCKE: You miss it. [Charlie nods] Well, a lot of wreckage, it might still turn up.
CHARLIE: Undamaged? Still playable? I don't think so. I mean, I wish, but there was this bloke at the counter, made me check it in.
LOCKE: No.
CHARLIE: Yeah. Wasn't enough room in the cabin. Fascist.

SUN: [to Jin, in Korean] Remember when all you had to give me was a flower?

JACK: Glad you're coming.
HURLEY: Hey man. I go where the boar's at. [folding towels] So… What up with you and Kate? You guys going to move into a cave together or what?
JACK: Sorry, am I in high school?
HURLEY: [teasing] Well, THAT wasn't a denial.

LOCKE: [to Charlie, about his drugs] Just hand it to me. You're going to run out. My guess is sooner rather than later. Painful detox is inevitable. Give it up now and at least it'll be your choice.


CHARLIE: You really think you can find my guitar?
LOCKE: Look up, Charlie.
CHARLIE: You're not going to ask me to pray or something…
LOCKE: I want you to look up.
[Charlie's guitar is resting above them on an overhang. Charlie sees it, laughs a little, then tears fill up his eyes]

JACK: [to Kate, before he leaves for the water caves] If you need me, you know where to find me.
KATE: [quietly, as he walks away] You know where to find me, too.

HURLEY: [sweating profusely as the new "tenants" walk into the water cave] Short walk. They lied.

[myerinmama]

Hurley-- "Short walk? they lied!"

[psychobunny1]

(Jack talks about going to talk to people about moving to the caves)

Sayid: Are you serious? <pause>(in a sarcastic tone, well as sarcastic as Sayid gets) Is there a reason you didn't consult any of us before you decided to form your own civilzation?

[lostinasheville]

Most of my favorite quotes are already on here, but here's a few more:

Sawyer called Sayid "Captain Felafel".

When Jack told Charlie to look for any drugs he could find in the plane wreckage-
Charlie: "Drugs. Right."

Kate to Jack: "Are you checking me out?"
Jack: "If I was checking you out, you'd know it."

Kate: "I don't wanna be Eve"

[cinderellabop]

From Confidence Man:

Sawyer (to Kate): Helluva book. It's about bunnies.

Jack: Get up!
Sawyer: Why, wanna see who's taller?

Hurley: Wow... that was like, a Jedi moment!

[MoebiusElf]

Confidence Man
Sawyer - "been beat up by a spinal surgeon and tortured by a genuine iraqi..."

I don't remember exactly how it was said, but it was the best line in the episode.

[BJLK]

Yep, it's gotta be..............."Wow, that was like........a Jedi moment." :rollin

[desertislander]

From Confidence Man

Jack: I thought you were a communications officer.
Sayid: Part of my training was convincing the enemy to communicate.


Brilliant!!

[CanadianKitteh]

I have to vote for the whole conversation between Charlie and Hurley in the forest during Confidence Man...when Charlie was trying to find some peanuts...Can't remember what exactly was said but the way Hurley gave Charlie that warning "DUDE!" at the end was too freakin' funny@

Kitty

[Abraxas]

Jack: I thought you were a communications officer.
Sayid: Part of my training was convincing the enemy to communicate.

Yes, indeed that is great. :D

[aznpunk97]

there were some funny parts in the "Confidence Man".

only a few that stick out was:

*Sawyer sleeping like a baby...*
Sayid: Good Morning...
*Sawyer unconsious... :rollin *


*sawyer after several screeams during the torture*
jack: sayid.... sayid...
*sayid stops the torture*
sawyer: no, don't stop now. i think my sinuses are cleared. :rollin


and the dialogue between charlie and hurley in the forest about his weight...

[dsera]

My all time favorite quote of the show was from this week.

Sawyer says "That all you got.......Splinters? No wonder we kicked your ass in the gulf".

Simply priceless!!

[cccourt]

So many new ones can be added to this newly revived thread.
ccc

[Lothiriel of Rohan]

From imdb I found these:

Charlie: I heard you yelling. I heard you yelling "Jack". I'm Charlie, by the way.

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Charlie: Don't worry, I'm fine. Charlie's fine by the way.

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Charlie: [singing] You all, everybody!

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Charlie: It's French! The French are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the French!

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Jack: You can do this, I'm telling you... If you don't mind.

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Kate: You don't seem afraid at all.
Kate: I don't understand that.

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Charlie: That was weird, right?

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Charlie: Kate, there's a certain gargantuan quality about this thing!

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Charlie: Pardon me for seeming desperate!

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Charlie: You couldn't tell from that but she's actually very nice!

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Locke: You're having a bad month.

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Kate: No girl's just like me.

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Charlie: Well aren't you the pessimist?

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Sayid: Basic photography - point and shoot.
Sayid: Satellites can shoot but they must be told where to point.
Charlie: Oh... bollocks.

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Sayid: Hope is a very dangerous thing to lose.

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Jack: We should all be able to start over.

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Charlie: [as a rainstorm pours down around them] Guys, is this normal? Day turning into night? You know? End of the world type weather? Is this... Guys?

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Charlie: Is this normal? Hey is this normal? This whole Day turning into night, end of the world thing. Guys?

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Nadia: You'll find me in the next life, if not this one.
[written on back of photograph]

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Charlie: If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby.

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Charlie: If I can cut drugs, I can deliver a baby.

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Charlie: You guys are done verbally copulating, we should get a move on. There's a whole beach of people waiting for us to get some drinking water for them, and the great white hunter's getting restless.
Jack: Okay, let's do this.
Kate: Hey Charlie, ask Jack about his tattoos.
Charlie: [sarcastic] Oh, you guys have an inside joke. How absolutely wonderful for you both.

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Charlie: [standing on the beehive] This is the most crap idea ever. It's never gonna work.
Locke: Now, pull yourself together, son.
Charlie: It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, would it?

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Charlie: Oh, and uh, someone left this.
[hands Kate her shirt]
Kate: It was... um... it was full of bees.
Charlie: I would've thought Cs, actually.

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Locke: Our very own Adam and Eve.

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Charlie: [referring to the psychic possibly knowing about the crash] Maybe he knew Claire... I mean, if he had the gift, which I believe some people do, maybe he knew.
Claire: There was no couple in L.A... He knew... He knew the plane was going to crash...

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Charlie: [as Jack fiddles with the transceiver] Anything?
Jack: [with a slight chuckle] You keep asking if there's "anything."
Charlie: Pardon me for appearing desperate, but before the pilot was RIPPED FROM THE COCKPIT, he did say that no one's going to find us unless we get that transceiver working. So... is there anything?

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Charlie: [to the pregnant Claire] So your husband, was he on the flight?
Claire: Oh no, I'm not married.
Charlie: Oh.
Claire: I know, how modern of me.
Charlie: Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.

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[repeated line]
Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do.

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Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.

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Charlie: Guys, where are we?

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Charlie: Does anyone have any sunblock?

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Kate: Does anyone know how to use a gun?
Charlie: I think you just pull the trigger.

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Sawyer: Guess what? I JUST SHOT A BEAR!

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Boone: [about a polar bear Sawyer just killed] You think that's what killed the pilot?
Charlie: No. No, that's the tiny, teeny version compared to that one.

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Sayid: Does anyone speak French?
Boone: [Motions towards his sister] She does.
Shannon: No, I don't! What?
Boone: What the hell are you talking about? You spent a year in Paris!
Shannon: DRINKING, not studying!

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Jack: We all died 3 days ago.

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Charlie: What are you making?
Locke: A whistle.
Charlie: I once played some tribal flutes in a recording studio... I'm in a band...

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Kate: How do you know that he was an air marshall?
Sawyer: He had a badge. I thought it was cool, so I took that too.

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[to Kate]
Jack: Three days ago, we all died.
Jack: We should all be able to start over.

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Charlie: Guys? Where are we?

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[Claire stumbles as she is talking to Kate]
Kate: You allright?
Claire: Yeah... it's just the heat. And I'm pregnant.

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Sawyer: You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.
Jack: Yeah? And where are you?
Sawyer: Me? I'm in the wild.

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Hurley: Um, I'm not so good around blood.
Jack: Just close your eyes.
Hurley: Dude... dude... oh dude...
[faints]
Hurley: .

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Locke: You're not going crazy, Jack. Crazy people don't think they're getting crazy. They think they're getting saner.

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Jack: Look, we don't have time to sort out everybody's god.
Charlie: Really? Because last time I checked we were positively made of time.

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Rose: My husband's not dead.
Jack: Everyone in the tail end of the plane is gone. They all died.
Rose: They're probably thinking the same thing about us.

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Locke: Just pull yourself together, son.
Charlie: It wouldn't be "an irrational fear of bees" if I could "pull myself together," now, would it?

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Charlie: You two ran away fantastically. I'm glad my diversion spared you. I was only stung several hundred times.

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[Charlie hands Kate the shirt she took off]
Kate: It was full of bees.
Charlie: I'd have thought C's, actually.

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Sawyer: [to Shannon] You're in my light, Sticks.

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Hurley: I mean, dogs can find pot and bombs, so I'm sure they can find water.

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Claire: Great. Our only hunter's going to get EATEN just so he can get the pregnant girl some more water.

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Charlie: [about Locke] I mean, you tell me, who would you rather meet in a dark alley? Whatever's out there or that geezer with his FOUR HUNDRED knives? I mean, who packs four hundred knives? Personally, I can only have space for two hundred, THREE hundred at most.

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Claire: [wearily] When are they going to rescue us?
Charlie: [soft but firm] Soon.

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Charlie: [to Claire, as comfort] You don't scare me.

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Sawyer: So how's it feel?
Boone: How's what feel?
Sawyer: Taking my place on top of everyone's Most Hated list.
[after a cheeky pause]
Sawyer: Sucks, don't it?

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[having no knowledge of Charlie's rock music background, but impressed that Charlie saved Jack's life]
Hurley: Dude, you rock!

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Charlie: charlie:
[about his heroin that Locke took]
Charlie: I want my stash, Locke. I can't stand feeling like this!

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Jack: Get up!
Sawyer: Why? You wanna see who's taller?

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Jack: We're not savages, Kate. Not yet.

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[Charlie drops a not-so-subtle hint that Hurley might have food stashed somewhere]
Hurley: For the record, my belt HAS dropped a notch. I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're going to want to give me a piggy back ride.

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Jack: Things could be worse.
Hurley: How?

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[Sayid and Jack are going to get asthma medicine from Sawyer]
Sayid: We have to make Sawyer give it to us.
Jack: Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
Sayid: No, not you. Me. I served five years in the Republican Guard.
Jack: I thought you were a communications officer.
Sayid: Part of my training entailed getting the enemy to communicate. Just give me ten minutes with him. He'll give us the medicine.

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Sayid: You'll find me in the next life, if not in this one.
Danielle Rousseau: What?
Sayid: The writing on the back of Nadia's photograph.

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Jack: This is a big problem.
Michael: W Well, I know what I'd do, but...
Jack: Give me a seven iron.

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Hurley: Whoa, that was like a... Jedi moment.

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Hurley: [Hurley has built a golf course] Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!
Jack: Hurley, you built... a golf course?
Hurley: Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!
Michael: [incredulous] All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... THIS is what you've been wasting your time on?
Hurley: Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!
Michael: Polar bears?
Charlie: [to Michael] You didn't hear about the polar bear?

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Charlie: BLess me Father for I have sinned, my last confession was two weeks ago.
Priest: Go on.
Charlie: Last night, I had... physical relations with a girl i didn't even know.
Priest: Is that all?
Charlie: No. Then, directly after that i had... relations with a different woman.
Priest: Is that all?
Charlie: No... then i watched... as... they... had... physical relations with... each other.
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:rollin
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[FordPrefect]

Sayid: There's plenty of things we can use for sustenance.
Sawyer: And how are we going to find this 'sustenance'?

*TCHAK*

Sawyer turns shakily. Everyone turns slowly.

Locke: We hunt.

All viewers across the world: OWNED

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Shannon: I am soo not moving to the rape caves.

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Boone: A...a...box company?.....Yeah right

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Boone: They teach you to predict the weather at a box company?!
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Sun: What my husband did to you today was a misunderstanding.
Michael: No. No I got it loud and clear.

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[Cousin Eddie]

I liked when Charlie said...


"Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?"

[NiceCoconuts]

:rollin

LOL I *love* this thread! Fabulous quotes. Would be impossible for me to just pick a couple as my favorites! Two thumbs up to the writers!

[SecondBreakfast417]

eh...I'd have to go with the entire dialouge from every episode :D

[AussieDog]

"Me Kate. Me throw rock." (said by Sawyer in last week's show)

[Lady Zoltar]

Hurley to Jin:

PEE ON IT MAN!

[shieldmaiden]

Newbie here, posting for the first time...

Two of my favorites have already been posted (Locke's "Don't tell me what I can't do" and Boone's "They teach you how to predict the weather at the box company?!?").

Also (thought I can't recall the exact phrasing):
(Locke) "It's going to start raining in a minute." (Boone) "A minute, huh?" (Locke nods) "Give or take a few seconds."

[imamiamigurl]

BUMP!

[FetFnask]

"Your wife is hot."

[Sarahs Monkey]

Anything said by Sawyer blows away any other quote (any time he talks it just seems so intelligent), but my all time favorite Sawyer moment has to be from "All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues":

Sawyer: "So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH1 Has Beens? Yeah, fiendishly clever...And why am I getting the evening news from a six year old?"

Walt: "I'm 10."

Sawyer: "Ok. Then it must be true."

[OhioSteve1]

When Sayid is about to interogate Sawyer, Sawyer claims that Sayid is bluffing about having experience as a torturer. "Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong" Sayid replies.

[Sunny]

My favorites:

(after kate makes a big deal jack is playing golf)
Sawyer: Doctor playing golf, woooh what a hottie, now ive heard everything? Whats next, cop eatin' a donut?"

and 2:

Sawyer: ahh, what the hell you doing? (after kate through a rock at him)
KAte: What were you doing back there?"
Sawyer: I was protecting you
Kate: From what, southern perverts? I cant take care of myself.
Saywer: Sure you cant, (in caveman voice) Me Kate, me throw rock)

I love these quotes:lol

[BJLK]

FetFnask, you are so right. Anything Hurley says is Quote worthy!!!! The dude just cracks me up!!!!!!

[jprez98]

I didn't see this one on the thread, so I'll state one of my favorite quotes.

Sawyer: "I was protecting you."
Kate: "From what? Southern perverts?"

-Jen

P.S. Please limit your posts that are just agreeing with someone, if you don't have something different to contribute. We are trying to cut the cost of the site down. I love to read the little comments of how you state that you agree, but it's best for the site if we refrain from those. Thanks.

[Elriel]

I don't quite remeber it but i'ts from the 2nd episode

When Sayid is trying to figure out how long the message has been playing.

Sawyer: Don't forget to carry the one.

[Master Xander]

Bump.

[ThatHippieKid]

Thanks for bumoing that Xander, gave me a laugh! :D

I liked when Charlie said...


"Do they have girls bathrooms in gay bars?"

o.O What episode did he say that in? I really dont remember that...

[Mattie]

Me either.

[GotLost88]

I noticed that no one has been posting quotes from episode 16 and up, so I thought I'd see if I could get this going again with a few quotes from those episodes.... :)

Outlaws

1) Hurley: Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle screaming crying. He catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.

2) Sawyer: I take comfort knowing that someday this all going to be a real nice shopping complex. Maybe even an auto mall.

In Translation

1) Locke: (to Shannon) Should I be writing this down?

Numbers

1) Hurley: Yo! French chick!

2) Hurley: Maybe its a pissed off Giraffe...

[Coyote1066]

Hurley: I can do it dude, I'm spry.

[riororo]

From the episode Hearts and Minds. When Jack and Charlie are on the beach and Jack looks over at Locke and then asks Charlie...What do you think his story is? And Charlie answers...

Who? Locke? The guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in his lunch tin.

:D

[Bloom Fan77]

My favorite is:

Charlie: You hit like a ponce

and when sawyer is "reading" claire's diary to charlie. I don't know how it goes but if someone does, could they post it?

[MagiclBlingBling]

some lines that I try to drop in dinner conversations so that my brother and I can have a bigt of a laugh are...
~"You didn't hear about the polar bear?"
~"Dude, that was like a...Jedi moment."
And pretty much any mention of a crazy french lady or a pissed off giraffe makes me smile...
Sawyer definitely has the best satirical lines, but hurley's a funny guy too. Sorry if you've rheard all these quotes before...well, of course you have, they're in the show, but sorry if it's a re-post!

[kuduk]

from Numbers

Hurley to Sayid: "She says 'hey'. :rollin

[MagiclBlingBling]

It wasn't on Lost, but It's Lost-related...

Jimmy Kimmel's on the set, and he tries to bribe somebody about the many mysteries...

Jimmy: Is the monster...Green?
*slides dollar bill torwards employee*
Jimmy: Did you hear me? I said, 'Is the monster...Green?'
*pushes bill again*

It was a funny segment on his show!

[Zambini Stardust]

A couple of quotes I caught last night in Hearts & Minds (I didn't see the original airing so the re-run was good for me)...

Hurley and Jack are discussing intestinal issues while Hurley collects leaves:
Jack: You're not eating those are you?
Hurley: Dude, these aren't for eating. Uh, excuse me. [And off into the woods he goes, leaves a-ready...]

Sayid is discussing the compass with Jack:
Jack: Where did you see Locke?
Sayid: About a mile east of here. At least I think it was east.

Not much humor in this particular episode, it was a pretty dark one.

[bob murray]

reallly sorry i didnt read all the pages, but i have chores to do
i think my favorite has to be hurley to walt after walt beats him at backgammon or whatever they were playing
Walt: "hey you owe me $8000!"
Hurley: "you'll get it"

[Ria25]

Hurley-"Pee on my foot! Just pee on it, you have to pee on foot!"

[ThatHippieKid]

*bumps*

[Iorhael94]

In "Homecoming":

"Ah ah ah Jungle Boy!! Don't even move an inch!" (Sawyer to Ethan right before Charlie offs him.

"I know one polar bear who would think so." (Sawyer to Jack when Jack asks if he knows how to use a firearm.)

(hope I got those right..am doing from memory).

and of course..the memorable...

"Dude, you look like someone steamrolled Harry Potter!" (Hurley to Sawyer on Sawyer's new glasses in "Deux et Machina")

[erock1331]

After Jack gets done with Boone's blood transfusion.

"Dude you look Goth"

[Mattie]

"I was going to leave you! I was going to get away! But you made me think...that you still loved me!" - Sun

[erock1331]

by the way that was Hurley who said that

[dsera]

Best quote of the entire season right here:

Hurley: How exactly does something like this happen?

Danielle: Are you on the same island as I am?

:rollin

[ThatHippieKid]

yeah that was great, dsera :D

[Bad Mamba]

My favorite is when Hurley talking to Jin

"Your Wife's Hot!"

[feigenbaum]

"alright were not gonna take anymore of this stuff than we need because nitroglycerin is extremely temperamental so we-KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

[Chance Gardener]

nudgies

[Vicky Holloway]

Without a doubt in my mind, my favorite quotes are all from Sawyer. Guys check this out.
Episode 1&2 ; The Pilot
(Sawyer just shot the Polar bear)
Kate: Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village. How the hell would i know?
Kate: Not the bear, the gun!

Episode 3 ; Tabula Rasa
Sawyer:Okay, really enjoyed the puppet show, fantastic. But we're stuck in the middle of damn nowhere. How about we talk about that other thing. You know that transmission Abdul picked up on his little radio? The French chick that said: They're all dead. The transmission's been on a loop for. . . how long was it, Freckles?
Kate: 16 years.
Sawyer: Right. Let's talk about that.

Episode 7; The Moth
Sawyer: So, he's a doctor, right? Yeah, the ladies dig the doctors. Hell, give me a couple of band aids, a bottle of peroxide, I could run this island too.

Episode 9; Solitary
Sawyer: Doctor playing golf. Woo, boy howdy, now I've heard everything. What's next, cop eating a donut?

Episode 11; All the best Cowboys have Daddy issues
Sawyer: So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a 6 year old.


So that's only a few quotes but there,s a lot more!!


Epsode 12; Whatever the case may be
Sawyer: Oh, of course. (Mocking Kate): I don't need protection. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock.

[CristianLouvier]

I didn't read through all the pages of this thread, but I liked:

When Locke was trying to help Charlie off the heroin in the woods, and he is explaining about the moth in the tree..."Struggle is natures way of strengthening"- not funny or anything, but I think about that phrase when life gets shitty

[ToeTagChick]

the cutest quote i think is when Claire is cutting Charlies hair and he's playing his guitar..."Now this ones called, 'Monster Eats the Pilot'" hehehe

and pretty much all of Sawyers lines. especially his silence when he tires on his new glasses

[inchaos4ever]

Best comment for me (and it may have been said already) was between Boone and Shannon.

"We've all been through a traumatic experience Shannon. The only difference is, since then, you've given yourself a pedicure."

oh! and -

"You've been a functioning bulimic since high school. I would have thought you'd be happy to drop a few sizes."

[cinderellabop]

Although this thread has been gutted by the EZ Hack, I think it still deserves a bump.

[I like to listen]

DESMOND: Jack, I'm Desmond. Good luck, brother. See you in another life, yeah?

.

[mzsandeestar]

My all time favorite is the dying Boone saying to Jack " I fell out of a plane" Jack , Yes, I know that but what happened to you?



From episode 2 of season 2 last night...in additon to the other great lines between Sawyer and Michael that have been mentioned , I like :

Michael "GET OFF MY RAFT"

He was really angry. It was a great moment as Mike and Sawyer went back and forth between hating each other and saving each other.

[I like to listen]

Hurley's friend Johnny- "Drive Shaft, more like Suck Shaft"

[WayneInNYC]

Episode 2.4 EVERYONE HATES HURLEY

Rose: "Honey, I don't even know what I would say!"


Edited for correct "phrasology"

[truffula]

It seems like each week they give us a really good line.
The first week was "Yeah dude, good idea, go look into the flaming death hole" Hurley to Kate. Then in ep2 was right after Saywer pulled out the bullet "You got a band aid?" (best one so far this season IMO). In ep3 was "we're gonna have to watch that again" said by Locke after watching Orientation film - what a nice shoutout to those of us who nitpick. And tonight in ep4 "why don't you pee on it?" Sawyer to Jin.
Next week....we'll see....:D

[LoStMyMiNd]

Tonight:

Sawyer calling Ana, Rambina


First Season:

Sawyer:

You're in my light sticks.

Shannon:

Whats that mean you're in my lightsticks?


Sawyer:

Sticks, your legs.

[AspenUSMC]

Confidence Man
Sawyer - "been beat up by a spinal surgeon and tortured by a genuine iraqi..."

I don't remember exactly how it was said, but it was the best line in the episode.

This was mentioned once WAYYY back on a previous page. It's my favorite line, so far, from all of LOST, so I thought I'd give it in context. Sawyer tells Kate that he will exchange the information about Shannon's inhalers if Kate will give him a kiss.

Kate: Are you serious?

Sawyer: Freckles...I've just been tortured by a spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious.

Oh, that cracks me up every time I hear it.

[Zambini Stardust]

Rose: Whatcha got there Hurley?
Hurley: Dynamite.
Rose: What are you gonna do with it?
I know it's subtle, but what else would he do with dynamite?

Kate (to Jack): You could use a shower, too.

Hurley: Why did you tell Charlie?
Locke: Because he asked.

[fpc95]

I read all that I could and saw a lot of missing ones...so i'm not sure if this was out there?

Hurley: "Whats that thing doctors do to make people feel better?"
Jack: "it's called bedside manner"
Hurley: "Yours sucks dude" (and walks off)

That part cracked me up so bad...lol

[bozjohnson25]

When desmond says something like the computer saves the world.

And Jack replies " last time I saw a computer that was suppose to save the world it didn't look like that."

:rollin

[bozjohnson25]

" Were not the only people on this island and we all know it"-locke

[zabzababz]

from last night.. Anna: "I say jump and what do you say?" Sawyer: "You first".. :lol

[LoStMyMiNd]

Yeah I liked that one too. Sawyer's lines are all pretty funny

[dbrasco444]

"Um...... dude............u have a little arzt on you"

[Newman1970]

I wish I could remember Hurley's exact words about having to give peanut butter to the blonde chick and her "island-baby." It cracked Locke up, but I think it was actually Terry O'Quinn laughing.

[LostfanforLife]

And speaking of Artz on you ...

Hurley: Yeah we have those others trying to kill us and all, and every once in a while someone blows up on you ... But hey, you get to sleep in every morning!!

Was ROFL at that one!

[LoStMyMiNd]

I think Hurley said the cute blonde chic and her poor island baby

[KOOLmike]

My favorite line thus far is still Hurley's "Son of a bitch." when the CD player quit working.8)

[jackfalstaff]

my fave is hurley's friend to hurley: "Who needs money when you've got good looks?"

SO cute.

[ibelieveinnumbers]

I keep rewinding Hurley's dream!

Gotta love Jin saying "Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo."!

If I could quote Korean, I'd probably say that Hurley speaking that small bit of Korean made me crack up too!

[PUIDE]

CLUCK YOU:rollin

[agrillo]

Hands down...

Sawyer: You want me hotlips. Gonna have to come down here an... (Anna-Lucia closes the pit gate)...
.... Bitch.