The 3 Word Game

[feigenbaum]

The other one is screwed.So here is its newest Incarnation.


Jack and Sawyer....

[SpidermanHouston]

went up the

[feigenbaum]

river on top

[Lostaboutlost]

of the caves.

[Mattie]

To fetch a

[TicaChica73]

pail of water(.)

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Ethan was there

[Lostaboutlost]

doing his hair

[feigenbaum]

in the style

[SpidermanHouston]

of 1970s Cher.

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Jack began crying


(question, is my icon messed up for anyone?)

[feigenbaum]

because Kate had

(to me your icon has vanished O'Mighty God)

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

go away shortly

[Lostaboutlost]

to party. However,

(yes it's gone for me too!)

[feigenbaum]

Charlie and the

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

bees were fighting


(is it back now?)

[Lostaboutlost]

against the polar

[feigenbaum]

bear who wears


(nope)

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

a black tie

[Lostaboutlost]

that he tied


(its back, likehurley!)

[feigenbaum]

around his left

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

in the dark.


(Huzzah! I switched from webshots to photobucket)

[Mattie]

Even with the

[feigenbaum]

golden goose that

[AndThePickles]

looked like Boone

[feigenbaum]

after he had

[Lostaboutlost]

swam the length

[feigenbaum]

of the pool

[AndThePickles]

to get some

[feigenbaum]

good loving from

[Lostaboutlost]

the polar bear.

[feigenbaum]

That kinky bear...

[Lostaboutlost]

had always had

[feigenbaum]

wanted to beat

[Lostaboutlost]

that human Boone

[feigenbaum]

until he was

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

stricken with malaria.

[SpidermanHouston]

An airplane approached

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

carrying tasty pudding

[SpidermanHouston]

snacks but it

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

had no spoons

[feigenbaum]

so Locke used

[Lostaboutlost]

a "bowl leaf"

[AndThePickles]

which smelled like

[feigenbaum]

a certain person's

[SpidermanHouston]

dirty old clothes

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

and he gained

[SpidermanHouston]

weight instantly. The

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Others then came

[feigenbaum]

to steal the

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

treasure trove Sawyer

[feigenbaum]

hid under Jack's

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

pillow in the

[feigenbaum]

caves where the

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

light is low.

[feigenbaum]

Kate really wanted

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

a nice bath

[feigenbaum]

so got the

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

last soap bar

[feigenbaum]

Which made Sun

[Lostaboutlost]

run up a

(p.s. I like your new icon feignbaum!)

[feigenbaum]

coconut tree dressed

(thanks!)

[Lostaboutlost]

like a panda

(whoa where'd it go?)

[feigenbaum]

Meanwhile Walt and

(I don't know!)

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Vincent ran like

[SpidermanHouston]

girls into the

[feigenbaum]

Jacuzzi where they

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

lost their clothes

[feigenbaum]

to a clothes

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

eating tree stobor

[feigenbaum]

Next came the

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

smoke stobor, and

[feigenbaum]

a big hairy

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Sawyer who ran

[feigenbaum]

towards the smelly

[SpidermanHouston]

grave so he

[feigenbaum]

could dig up

[SpidermanHouston]

the Marshall and

[feigenbaum]

Boone's corpses so

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

he could make

[feigenbaum]

a tent which

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

controlled the weather.

[feigenbaum]

The all mighty

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Hurley rose and

[feigenbaum]

and declared that

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Shannon was his.

[feigenbaum]

lol ^ :lol

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

Hurley then declared

[SpidermanHouston]

that he's more

[feigenbaum]

like Jack than

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

any previously thought.

[SpidermanHouston]

Michael found a

[Lostaboutlost]

interesting picture of

[Lost In His Eyes]

Sawyer and a

[Lostaboutlost]

polar bear in

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

transvestite named Betty

[Lost In His Eyes]

playing a banjo

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

and singing blues

[feigenbaum]

while strolling down

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

the sandy beach

[feigenbaum]

with Vincent who

[Lost In His Eyes]

got into a

[feigenbaum]

bathing suit to

[Lost In His Eyes]

impress polars bears.

[Lostaboutlost]

It worked. They

[feigenbaum]

thought he was

[Lost In His Eyes]

dead sexy in

[SpidermanHouston]

those colors but

[Lost In His Eyes]

unfortunatly it belonged

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

to Danielle Rousseau.

[Lost In His Eyes]

Scary thought. Somehow

[Jehu]

Danielle heard about

[SpidermanHouston]

this incident and

[Lost In His Eyes]

tried to lure

[jamiept]

them into the

[merry slug]

jungle for a

[feigenbaum]

deadly game of

[Lost In His Eyes]

marco polo. When

[feigenbaum]

they got there

[faith1998]

it started to

[feigenbaum]

become clear that

[Lost In His Eyes]

dynamite was needed

[merry slug]

to blow up

[Lostaboutlost]

her horrible wardrobe.

[feigenbaum]

Meanwhile the only

[jamiept]

thing on Shannon's

[feigenbaum]

mind was that

[Lost In His Eyes]

itsy bitsy teeny

[Lostaboutlost]

weeny yellow polka

[feigenbaum]

dot giraffe who

[Lostaboutlost]

(ahhh you ruined it! it's supposed to "dot bikini that she wore for the first time today." :D j/k. That was a song in a yogurt commercial over here.)

wore a bikini

[feigenbaum]

(I know its a song.But giraffes were just waiting to be added to the story)


that gave it

[Lost In His Eyes]

horrible tan lines.

[feigenbaum]

Giraffes shouldn't really

[Lost In His Eyes]

have spots and

[feigenbaum]

really horrible tan

[Lost In His Eyes]

lines at the

[Lostaboutlost]

(oh sorry feigenbaum!)

summer pool party

[feigenbaum]

hosted by Kate and

(its ok!):)

[Lostaboutlost]

Sawyer

(:) )

[Jehu]

Unfortunately, the pool

[feigenbaum]

was filled to

[Jehu]

the brim with

[Lost In His Eyes]

bears and boars

[feigenbaum]

screaming things like-

[Lost In His Eyes]

You All Everybody! :D

[Jehu]

Which caused Charlie

[Lost In His Eyes]

to start a

[Jehu]

fan club for

[Lost In His Eyes]

the new band

[Jehu]

Lots of groupies

[feigenbaum]

Polar bears on

[Lost In His Eyes]

ice attacked Sawyer

[Jehu]

with flaming halibut.

[feigenbaum]

Meanwhile the hippo

[Lostaboutlost]

sang the theme

[Lost In His Eyes]

song for Friends.

[Jehu]

Everyone recoiled in

[Lost In His Eyes]

fear as Boone

[Jehu]

borrowed Shannon's nailpolish

[Lost In His Eyes]

to paint on

[Jehu]

Sawyer's lovely toes

[feigenbaum]

which were looking

[Lost In His Eyes]

rather dull and

[Lostaboutlost]

a bit gnarly

[feigenbaum]

due to the

[Lost In His Eyes]

sand fleas that

[Jehu]

infest his shelter

[Lost In His Eyes]

to steal his

[Jehu]

teddy bear. When

[feigenbaum]

Aaron woke up

[Jehu]

singing broadway tunes

(Thanks, Feig!)

[feigenbaum]

which made Claire



(no problem)

[Jehu]

scream like a

[Lost In His Eyes]

crazy French woman

[Jehu]

that kidnaps babies

[Lost In His Eyes]

, Charlie came to

[Jehu]

the rescue with

[Lost In His Eyes]

Kate's spiked coconut

[Jehu]

hat that she

[Lost In His Eyes]

stole from Rose.

[Jehu]

So Aaron kept

[Lost In His Eyes]

wailing 'My Maaaamaaa!'

[Jehu]

which made Claire

[Lost In His Eyes]

happy so she

[Jehu]

wistfully hummed a

[Lost In His Eyes]

song from Charlie's

[Jehu]

album that made

[Lost In His Eyes]

Aaron cry harder.

[Jehu]

Jack heard the

[feigenbaum]

the noise and


(bumping-its been forgotten about)
(ps.i hate the timer!someone should have hacked that)

[Jehu]

rushed over to

(Amen to that!)

[feigenbaum]

stop it by

[Jehu]

but Aaron soiled

[feigenbaum]

himself causing Jack

[Jehu]

to freak out

[feigenbaum]

like a crazy


(cya later)

[Jehu]

belly dancer who

(G'night, feig! And I just realized I misread one of your posts and messed up the story a bit. Sorry about that!)

[Lost In His Eyes]

slipped on a

[Lostaboutlost]

rotting banana peel

[Lost In His Eyes]

and fell on

[feigenbaum]

a pile of



(Its alright Jehu i didn't even notice!)

[Lost In His Eyes]

guavas. When Locke

[Lostaboutlost]

saw the mess

[Lost In His Eyes]

he threw a

[Lostaboutlost]

white whopee cushion

[Lost In His Eyes]

at Claire because

[Jehu]

she stole his

[Lost In His Eyes]

last guava for

[feigenbaum]

her annoying little

[Lost In His Eyes]

baby. Once Sayid

[Lostaboutlost]

saw all this

[Lost In His Eyes]

he grabbed Shannon

[feigenbaum]

,took her to

[merry slug]

his cave and

[feigenbaum]

showed to her

[Lostaboutlost]

the enourmous sculpture

[feigenbaum]

that had been

[merry slug]

carved out of

[Lostaboutlost]

corks that he

[Lost In His Eyes]

made himself with

[Jehu]

ground boar hooves

[Lostaboutlost]

he found around

[feigenbaum]

the second camp

[Jehu]

after Claire's abduction.

[feigenbaum]

Jack decided that

[Jehu]

it was time

[feigenbaum]

for him to

[Lostaboutlost]

cut the cheese

[Jehu]

but Locke objected

[Lost In His Eyes]

so he could

[Jehu]

sharpen his knives

[merry slug]

in preparation for

[NC519]

the monkey dance

[Lost In His Eyes]

with Sawyer's pet

[TicaChica73]

pig. Seeing this,

[Lost In His Eyes]

Jack quickly ran

[TicaChica73]

to sawyer's pig

[Lost In His Eyes]

and threw him

[TicaChica73]

into his mouth. :D

...waits for the stupid 1 post per minute thing.. for the 10th time today :o

[Jehu]

Sawyer cried like

[TicaChica73]

he had just

[Jehu]

wet his pants

[Lost In His Eyes]

in front of

[Lostaboutlost]

the entire cast

[merry slug]

at the premiere.

[Lostaboutlost]

Kate felt bad

[Lost In His Eyes]

Rose found her

[merry slug]

crying in the

[Lost In His Eyes]

jungle with Jack :D