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Chance Gardener
07-15-05, 08:06 AM
This was a popular topic at one time. I am sure the thread is buried somewhere, but really, I don't have the time to look it up, so since it's been so long, this really is a new topic now.
It's simple, you put down your favorite quote and what character said it. You can state the movie it is from or leave that as a blank to entice discussion.
Mine:
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are"
Professor Banzai, Rock Star
TicaChica73
07-15-05, 11:49 AM
(One of my favorites)
"Your mom goes to college" -Kip, Napoleon Dynamite
MsJustsyncfox
07-15-05, 12:59 PM
"Still alive baby" -John Smith, Mr.and Mrs.Smith
SpidermanHouston
07-15-05, 02:07 PM
"Luke, I am your father."
feigenbaum
07-15-05, 02:14 PM
"chicken!" -Leeloo (The Fifth Element)
"It's the magic of risking everything for a dream nobody sees but you."
- Million Dollar Baby
"Do the chickens have large talons?" --Napoleon Dynamite (that movie is nothing but fun quotes)
Another classic:
"I love you!"--Leia
"I know."--Han
There's so many! Especially since I just watched the America's 100 Bets Movie Quotes.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone With The Wind - Clarke Gable
"Carpai Diem. Sieze the day boys. Make your lives extrordinary." - Robin Williams - The Dead Poets Society
"Here's looking at you kid." - Humphrey Bogart - Casablanca
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Humphrey Bogart - Casablanca
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws
Chance Gardener
07-15-05, 08:32 PM
"We had a car waiting..."
Stripes
Bunny Frou Frou
07-15-05, 09:30 PM
"keep walking past the open windows" - the kids from The Hotel New Hampshire(or something like that)
"Everything dies! I want to die when you die. Lear... I WILL NOT LOVE YOU WHEN I'M A UNICORN!" - Amalthea The Last Unicorn
"I want to kill the unicorn" - chick from Legend
"Open your eyes, Shelby, open, open your eyes!" - Sally Field's character (can't spell those darn Southern names) in Steel Magnolias
"Are you peeing?" - the insomniac chick from Real Genius
...to name a few
Lost In His Eyes
07-15-05, 09:37 PM
"It would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart."
-Frodo, LotR- FotR
"I love lamp! I love lamp."
-Brick, Anchorman
"Your... your brain has the shell on in!"
-Tommy, Tommy Boy
Clementine Kruczynski
07-15-05, 09:40 PM
"Gentlemen the lunchbox has landed." -Gaz The Full Monty
From Office Space, one of my favorite movies.......
Samir - No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton - Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir - You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton - There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir - Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton - No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
:lol
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-16-05, 02:57 AM
Caddyshack:
"Do you do drugs, Danny?"
"Every day, sir"
"Good boy, Danny"
Officer Hanson: Something else funny?
Peter: People, man... people.
From Crash.
Ah, The Full Monty. One of the best movies ever!
"You're embarrassed aren't ya? You think your old dad's a d**k head." - Gaz
"Oh abra kdabra, here he is. Evenin' Barry." - Gaz
"Nathen's mine. And he's yours, and he's f*** all to do with him!" - Gaz
"Cause he's fat, he's thin, and you're both f***en ugly." - Gerald
Aileen: "Love conquers all." "Every cloud has a silver lining." "Faith can move mountains." "Love will always find a way." "Everything happens for a reason." "Where there is life, there is hope."
[laughs]
Aileen: Oh, well... They gotta tell you somethin'
From Monster.
kiwipat
07-16-05, 11:15 PM
"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes" - Bill Shatner Airplane II
Gamling: "Your men my Lord will follow you to whatever end"
Theoden: "To whatever end"
Theoden: "Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the west, behind the hills, into shadow. How? How did it come to this?"
My favorite part of LOTR: TTT. And the reason my email address is ToWhateverEnd@gmail.com :)
From Real Genius...
Chris Knight - Kent put his name on his license plate.
Mitch - My mother does that to my underwear.
Chris Knight - Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
(to expand on an earlier one....)
Jordan - Are you peeing?
Mitch - Uh, I can't start.
Jordan - Because I'm here?
Mitch - I think so.
Jordan - Weird. Well I have to go.
Mitch - Me too. (for those who've never seen the movie, Jordan is a girl)
Chris Knight - This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
Mitch - The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight - Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch - No...
Chris Knight - Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
Clementine Kruczynski
07-17-05, 01:12 AM
"I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours." - Clem Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Another Eternal Sunshine quote:
Joel: I don't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
Clementine: Okay.
Joel: Okay.
And then it cuts away... Anyone who hasn't seen that movie needs to get off their computer and go rent it right now!!
Anyone who hasn't seen that movie needs to get off their computer and go rent it right now!!
:lol I've thought about seeing this for a while now. I've heard nothing but good things. Thanks for the resounding review golfergirl! I'll have to check it out soon.
OK, I was actually forced to memorize this one for some sadistic reason when I was in the Army. Don't ask me why I had to, I still don't know to this day. Just to mess with me I suppose.
From Highlander
Connor MacLeod - I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
Anyone who hasn't seen that movie needs to get off their computer and go rent it right now!!
Love. Love. Love. LOVE ESotSM! I had both versions, standard and the one with the bells and whistles released a few months later. I gave the standard one away but still have the other one.
Justine: After living in the dark for so long a glimpse of light can make you giddy. Strange thoughts come into your head and you better think them. Has a special fate been calling you and you're not listening? Is there a secret message right in front of you and you're not reading it? Is this your last good chance? Are you gonna take it? Or are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?
The Good Girl
Oh! I love Theodin's speech! It's one of my favorite parts of LOTR.
And I love ESotSM! I watch it all the time!
Joel: "Random thoughts for Valentine's Day, 2004. Today is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."
Clem: "Meet me in Montock."
Clem: "Get the f*** away from me. GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME!"
Patrick: "Well, can't we talk about it?"
Clem: NO! GET THE F*** AWAY!"
Clem: "Joel. Joely, get up. They're not worth it. They're not worth it Joel! La,la,la,la! He's not listening!"
Joel: "Stupid!"
Clem: "This is sort of worpt."
Patrick: "Clem, there's nothing wrong with you. You're smart, and funny, and...nice.
Clem: "WHAT?!"
Stan: "Patrick, do you have any idea...how unethical?"
Patrick: "It's not really that bad...what? Get that look off your face. What's wrong?"
Stan: "Patrick! You stole a girl's panties!"
(Both laugh histarically)
Ok, I'll stop now. I've already given to much away. Now, I'm gonna go watch ESotSM. heehee
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-17-05, 03:38 AM
City Slickers:
"Kill anyone today, Curly?"
"Day ain't over yet"
Frankie: She's not asking for God's help, she's asking for mine!
Million Dollar Baby
Sleepless in Seatle
(Becky and Annie are watching An Affair To Remember)
Becky: "This is my favorite part."
Both (Mouth Along With The Movie): "Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories. We've already missed the spring."
(Both are crying)
Becky: "Men never get this movie."
Annie: "I know!"
"It's a belly button riiiiing! How many others can I say it I don't know any other languages!"
Thirteen
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-17-05, 06:44 PM
Swingers:
My little boy is all growns up. YOU'RE ALL GROWNS UP!
Austin Powers Movies:
Austin: "Yeah baby, yeah!"
Dr. Evil: "No Mini Me, we do not knaw on our kittys. No, no, leave Mini Mr. Bigglesworth alone."
Dr. Evil: "...and it will be called...Preparation H."
(Scott laughs)
Dr. Evil: "What?"
Scott: "Why don't you just call it operation Ass Cream? Ass."
Dr. Evil: "I'm sorry, would you like some ice cream?"
Scott: "Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass cream."
Dr. Evil: "Perhaps later."
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-17-05, 11:51 PM
Army of Darkness:
"You thought me pretty once"
"Well, baby, you got ugly fast"
truffula
07-18-05, 03:02 AM
"Hi, I'm Brick Tamblan. I like eating ice cream, and I really enjoy a good pair of slacks. Later, Doctors will tell me that I have an IQ of 48, and I'm what some people call 'mentally retarded'."
- Anchorman
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-18-05, 03:05 AM
Caddyshack:
Rodney: Whoa. You get a hat like this for free with a bowl of soup? Oh, but it looks good on you, Judge.
Chance Gardener
07-18-05, 08:06 AM
"Read it, Learn it, Live it."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
anarane saralonde
07-18-05, 05:19 PM
I've used this one before but I love this scene in The Good Girl.
The store manager announcing the death of an ex-employee:
"Holden was a thief and a disturbed young man and what happened was a sad thing. Perhaps we can learn a lesson from this tragedy like don't steal and don't be disturbed."
Bunny Frou Frou
07-18-05, 06:19 PM
"Are my breasts too small for you?"
"Sometimes" - Singles
"Los Lobos kick your ass,
Los Lobos kick your face
Los Lobos kick your balls into outer space" - Short Curcuit 2 (dear lord, help me)
"You're practically blowing your father" - Dee Dee
"I never knew my father" - Matt
"And you think this is the way to make up for it?" - Dee Dee
The Opposite of Sex
"Matt Damon" - Team America
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-18-05, 08:25 PM
"You're the man now, dog"
Finding Forrester. It is disturbing to hear Connery say that.
^ haha!
Dead Poets Society
(Mr. Keating (Robin Williams) gets up on the desk)
Mr. Keating: "Why do I stand up here?"
Dalton: "To feel taller."
Mr. Keating: "No." (dings a bell) "Thank you for playing Mr. Dalton. I stand up here to remind myself to constantly have a differant outlook on life."
Neil: "Oh captain, my captain?"
Mr. Keating: "Gentlemen."
(Todd stands up on desk)
Todd: "Oh captain, my captain."
(Dalton jumps up behind Meeks in the dark with a flashlight lighting his face)
Dalton: "AR! I'm a dead poet!"
(All the boys are singing the poem)
Boys: "Then I saw the congo creeping through the black.
Cuting through the forest with a golden track!" (keeps repeating)
feigenbaum
07-19-05, 12:05 AM
Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
Gingerbread Man: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill.
-Like you can't guess.
^ haha!
Puss: "Prey for mercy from...Puss! In boots."
Fiona: "Shrek?"
(Puss stops licking his "private parts")
Puss: "For you baby, I could be."
sawyerhasbestlines
07-19-05, 12:38 PM
Chance's sig is from one of my favorite all time classics - from the movie, Being There.
Chance Gardener
07-19-05, 12:46 PM
Peter really did deserve the Oscar for that performance. That was an amazingly self-controlled and consistent piece. To play him with continual innocence, portraying him as simple-minded and yet not stupid was an amazing balancing act that has rarely been rivalled.
You compare his performance against Dustin Hoffman's in Rain Man and Dustin gets his clocked cleaned by Peter. Don't get me wrong, Dustin did an excellent job, but Peter went an order of magnitude beyond that.
It's a pity that The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu was his last and not Being There.
LOTR - FOTR
"Tell me friend...when did Saurumon the Wise abandon reason for madness." -Gandalf
"I have no memory of this place." -Gandalf
"There is only one Lord of the Ring. And it is his will, and he does not share power." -Gandalf
""One ill turn deserves another. It is over. Embrace the power of the ring or embrace your own destruction." - Saurumon
"What are they?"
"They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the deciever gave them nine rings of power. Blinded by thier greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul. Ring Wraiths. Neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the power of the ring. Drawn to the power of the one. They will never stop hunting you." - Aragorn
5 Piece Chicken Dinner
07-20-05, 02:56 AM
A few of my favorites....
Fast Times-
I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.
What are you, people? On dope?
Raging Bull-
Sugar Ray Robinson has just battered Jake La Motta half to death, but Jake has stayed on his feet]
You didn't get me down, Ray.
Dazed and Confused-
You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
Swingers-
Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.
Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
Full Metal Jacket-
Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
5 Piece Chicken Dinner
07-20-05, 02:58 AM
oh and how could i forget......
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Chance Gardener
07-20-05, 09:44 AM
Since we're into multiple quotes per thread now:-----------------------Mongo thoughts:
"Mongo have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart."
"Mongo only pawn, in game of life."
"Mongo like candy."-----------------------From the same movie....
"So tell me. Izzit twoo what ze say about you people?"
::sound of zipper being unzipped::
"Oooo!! It's twooo, it's twooooo!!"-----------------------excerpt from a song from the same movie....
"...they're always coming and going and going and coming - and always too soon..."
"Los Lobos kick your ass,
Los Lobos kick your face
Los Lobos kick your balls into outer space" - Short Curcuit 2 (dear lord, help me)
Dear Lord, help us all.
At the risk of turning this into a Princess Bride quote thread:
"I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
^ "Inconcievable!" haha!:rollin
^ "That word you keep using, I don't think it means what you think it means."
feigenbaum
07-20-05, 07:39 PM
I have just seen Madagascar
Mort the Mouse Lemur: Me! Me! I'm steak! Oh, me! I'm steak!
Julian: Shh! We're hiding. Everyone be quiet. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again.
Marty the Zebra: Where are the people?
Kowalski the Penguin: We killed them and ate their livers.
Kowalski the Penguin: [the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks!
Lost In His Eyes
07-21-05, 03:16 AM
Meet the Fockers-
"Asshoooole!"
- the little kid :lol
Austin Powers-
"Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"
-Austin
truffula
07-21-05, 03:23 AM
From Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith:
(now consider I saw the midnight show after Exodus 1 aired)
Anakin: I feel so LOST
Padme: LOST?
I almost screamed. Now everytime I see that scene I think of the RAFT setting sail.
Not a favorite line, per se, but every time I watch Star Wars I crack up when the Stormtrooper holds up the random piece of metal and says:
"Look, sir. Droids."
I also laugh in LOTR:ROTK when Legolas says:
"A diversion!"
Legolas spends a lot of time in the LOTR trilogy pointing out the obvious.
Oceanic Flight Passenger
07-21-05, 10:02 PM
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?" from the movie Reservior Dogs said by Mr. Blonde played by Michael Madsen. I just love the way the line is said.
AndThePickles
07-21-05, 10:04 PM
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl...
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
:rollin
and this one just because it makes me chuckle...
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.
csuramms1899
07-21-05, 11:26 PM
[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Oceanic Flight Passenger
07-21-05, 11:52 PM
[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Am I the only one who sees a lot of Lost connections with this quote. Add 17 to 25 and you get 42, one of the cursed numbers.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
Could this quote apply to Jack or Locke? If you had asked me during the beginning of the season, I would have probably agreed with Locke but after we learned that Locke let Boone die as a sacrifice to the island, most likely in exchange for his ability to walk and open the hatch, I don't know if Locke is just obeying what he had been told to do, which is helping others ie; Charlie, Boone, Sawyer, Claire, and Walt out with their internal problems or if he is doing it in the name of charity and good will. Jack on the other hand is doing the best he can to be a leader and looks out for the safety of everyone around him for the good, so IMO Jack is the true shepard who is the keeper of the lost children.
TPTB most likely saw Pulp Fiction because this quote relates to Lost just too much, maybe it was their inspiration for the Jack and Locke characters? Sorry for being OT, but I felt this needed to be addressed. BTW great quote! ;)
From PCU
Droz - Want some advice?
Tom - Well, yeah.
Droz - Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Tom - Uh, no.
Droz - Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
Tom - What's he doin?
Droz - He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.
Tom - That's his thesis?
Droz - Yes! That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.
And from Animal House,
D-Day - War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto - Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter - Germans?
Boon - Forget it, he's rolling.
DohBoy said,
"A diversion!"
Haha! I know! Every time he does that line I say, "Thank YOU Captain Obvious!"
Another line of Legolas' that makes me laugh is in the Two Towers when he says, "The Uriks turned North East. They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
haha! His voice goes all deep and funny like he's trying too hard.
feigenbaum
07-22-05, 09:18 AM
I wathced Addams Family Values the other day and this made me laugh:
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby aswell.
Wednesday: They had sex.
From Addams Family:
Girl Scout: (smugly) "Is your lemonade made of real lemons?"
Wednesday: (very deadpan) "Are your girl scout cookies made of real girl scouts?"
Actually, I don't think they were "girl scouts," but something like that.
Aileen: Who the f*** knows, what GOD WANTS?! I'm good with the Lord. I'm fine with him.
Monster
Clementine Kruczynski
07-22-05, 10:02 PM
From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:
Wonka: Everything here is eat-able. I'm eat-able, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies
Elrond: If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted. If Sauron is defeated, and Aragorn made king, and all that you hoped for comes true...you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be no comfort for you. No comfort to ease the pain of his passing. He will come to death...an image of the splendor of the kings of men in glory, undimmed before the breaking of the world...but you...my daughter, you will linger on in darkness, and in doubt. As night falling winter has come without a star. Here you will dwell, bound to your grief, under the fading trees, until all the world has changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent. Arwen...there is nothing for you here, only death.
^ I love the LOTR Elrond one. Very well written.
Playing By Heart
Joan: "I have this friend. A trumpet player. I go hear him jam every month or so and he plays this piece I love. An old Chet Bakerson. And he blows the same notes every time and every time it sounds different. And one night we were having drinks, when I used to drink, and I tried to tell him how that song made me feel, how his playing made me feel. And he just kept shaking his head and he said, "Joan you can't talk about music, talking about music is like dancing about architechure." And I said fine, you're gonna get all philisophical on me, it's just about pointless as talking about alot of things. Love for instense. And my friend laughed, and he said, "Definately, most definately, talking about love is like dancing about architechure." So, I don't know. He might be right. But it ain't gonna stop me from trying."
Keenan: "What did I ever do to diserve you?"
Joan: "Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door. Not standing in front of me and staying. It makes for a nice change."
(Joan is on the phone in a club to her boyfriend who she is separating from and arguing over who gets the cat)
Joan: "Look, I'm the one who goes poking around her stool for worms. I feed the f***ing thing! I take her to the vet. All you do is pat her twice a day. Which is a hell of a lot more than you've been doing to me lately. Alright, let's discuss this calmly. We're adults and we've been together a long time. Well, not a long time but an ediquit four months until you f***ing CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT SKANK FROM BLOOMING DALES! You fu...Harry! Don't you dare hang up...Harry? (Joan slams phone down on hook) SH*T! SH*T!" (Joan turns around to see Keenan for the first time) "Hi, you got a quarter?" (Keenan hands Joan a quarter) "Thank you." (Joan dials phone) "The f***ing cat is mine. (pause) No, no. Hey! Hey! Don't be a f***ing infant! You can everything from IKEA. I just want the cat and I want Pottery Barn. One more time, you hang up one more time and I'll...! (Joan slams phone down on hook) Damn!"
Keenan: (hands Joan another quarter) "It's my last one."
Joan: "Negotiations are almost over. Thank you." (Joan dials) (to Harry) "Alright, Ok. Scumbag. You are robbing me blind. But I will give up Pottery Barn if I can just have the cat. No, no, Pottery Barn does not include William Senoma. They're two separete asstablishments Harry! Oh Christ on crutches! You know what Harry? I want to get rid of you as much as I want to get rid of that junk from IKEA! Ok, you can walk away with William Senoma, Pottery Barn, IKEA, and just to show you that I'm a grownup! I'll throw in all the crap from the" (I can't remember what company haha) ! "Yeah, yeah that includes the hanging shouse order. So, do we have a deal? Great. So, here's the thing, I will be home in two hours. You and all your junk from the catalogues will be gone. And the cat will be there purring for me contentidly." (Joan sighs with relief)
Hugh: "...Turns out she's been seeing some guy for a year! For a f***ing year and I never suspected a thing! And you know what the worst of it is? The f***er works for NBC! He's got my wife, and my kids, my cat, and my dog, and he doesn't have to loose any sleep over the Thursday night f***ing scedual!" (covers face rabidly with hands)
Max: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Joan: "I already have one."
Max: "Well, howabout another?" (to bartendar) "Yo! She'll have another. I'm gonna have one of what she's having." (to Joan) I like your tight body. I think it would do what I tell it.
Joan: "What?"
Max: "I said..."
Joan: "No, I heard what you said. And I'll admit that "What?" was a rather banal, cliche, noncolourful response. What I really ment to say was, "Why don't you do the world a big fat f***ing favor and crawl back into your mother's womb."
Max: "Some girls like guys to say stuff like that to them."
Joan: "Some girls like men to take a dump on them. I'm not either one of those girls."
Max: "I love your dirty little mouth."
Joan: "This conversation is so over."
Max: "Wait, what's your problem?"
Joan: "What's my problem!? WOW! That is f***in' priceless! You cannot be for real. Is there a hidden camera around here?"
Max: "Now, are you a natural red head?"
Joan: "If you so much as think of touching me, you're gonna find yourself limping back to your mother's womb."
Max: "I'll take my chances."
Joan: "Yeah." (Joan knees Max in the balls and walks away with both martini's)
“When someone you love dies, you don’t lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces.”
From Simon Birch
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-23-05, 05:09 PM
Bubba Ho-Tep:
Elvis: What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, goddamnit. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and shit 'em down the visitors toilet!
csuramms1899
07-23-05, 08:09 PM
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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Dazed & Confused
Chance Gardener
07-23-05, 08:51 PM
Alright, I suppose I should offer a reminder.
This is your favorite quote thread.
Not your favorite speech thread.
Not your favorite scene thread.
Not your favorite dialogue thread.
Now, don't get me wrong, those are all good. But I'm looking for examples of your favorite quote. Now, it can have a sendup from another character if that improves the sendup, but it should pretty much stand alone.
Now, just wait and let KF make those other threads for you and you can post your speeches, scenes, and dialogues in those threads.
Thanks ever so much.
wickedsweet
07-24-05, 01:24 AM
Dude Where's my Car--
"And then?"
"No and then"
"And then?"
"No and then."
Alright, I suppose I should offer a reminder.
This is your favorite quote thread.
Not your favorite speech thread.
Not your favorite scene thread.
Not your favorite dialogue thread.
Wait - what movie is that quote from, Chance? ;) Anyhoo...
Dory:Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-24-05, 12:19 PM
S.F.W.
Spab: "I want to live forever, but only for a little while."
Now, just wait and let KF make those other threads for you and you can post your speeches, scenes, and dialogues in those threads.
What? Do you think I am some kind of postwhore or something? Would I have the audacity to do such a thing?
...now where are those new topic buttons...
Bruce: Back to you, f***ers!
Bruce Almighty
feigenbaum
07-24-05, 02:33 PM
"Whats your favorite scary movie?"
Scream
Back to you f***ers!
I love that!!!!!
What's your favorite scary movie?
AH! Hate you! AH! *runs away failing*
Lostnascarfan
07-24-05, 09:20 PM
I'm gonna enjoy gutting you... boooy!! :rollin
The Rock w/ Nic Cage
CG,
But I'm looking for examples of your favorite quote.
Gotcha! Quote is the operative word. Guilty as charged, thanks for the friendly heads up! :)
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." (Patton)
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-25-05, 12:52 AM
Gettysburg:
Buford: He'll attack right up that rocky slope, and up that gorgeous field of fire. And we will charge valiantly, and be butchered valiantly. And afterwards men in tall hats and gold watch fobs will thump their chest and say what a brave charge it was. Devin, I've led a soldier's life, and I've never seen anything as brutally clear as this.
Oh, two more quotes from another pseudo-favorite movie of mine Apocalypse Now:
Kilgore - "If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!"
Kilgore - "You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning..." (it continues, but this is the part I remember the best)
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-25-05, 12:56 AM
Dumb and Dumber:
Lloyd: "(paper that talks about the 1969 Moon Landing) Is this real?!?!? Oh my God! We've landed on the moon!"
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back and all change to silver glass....and then you see it.
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-25-05, 01:01 AM
Ghostbusters:
Peter: Next time, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
May Parker: I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.
Spiderman 2
Uncle Ben - "With great power, comes great responsibility."
Green Goblin - "No matter what you do for them, eventually, they will hate you."
From SpiderMan
I like that one, ;)
Galadriel: For Sauron will have dominion over all life on this Earth, even unto the ending of the world. The time of the elves is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Can't help it, I liked those movies. I like the darker parts of it...
^ Don't apologize! Those movies have the best quotes.
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."
feigenbaum
07-25-05, 07:59 AM
My name is Alice and I remember Everything.
-Resident Evil:Apocalypse.
Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.
Sam: Shortcut to what?
Pippin:Mushrooms.
Won't mind if i'll just add more LOTR quotes aswell.
(or as I think its called jumping on the bandwagon)
Check in Attendant: Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.
DJ Ruby Rhod: I don't want one position, I want all positions!
(Fifth Element)
Frankie Dunn: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard of. How the hell we gonna do that?
Million Dollar Baby
5 Piece Chicken Dinner
07-26-05, 03:21 AM
One of those movie when you come across it channel surfing, you just have to watch it...
Waiter: Would you like to order something, sir. I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
Fletch: Oh, yes. Very well. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a... steak sandwich.
Fletch: I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jacknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes.
5 Piece Chicken Dinner
07-26-05, 03:33 AM
Coach Gary Gaines: Gentlemen, the hopes and dreams of an entire town are riding on your shoulders. You may never matter again in your life as much as you do right now.
Friday Night Lights
Frankie Dunn: Is it sort of like Snap Crackle and Pop, all rolled into one big box?
Million Dollar Baby (what an amazing film)
Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
The Lion King
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
07-30-05, 03:19 AM
Brain Donors:
Ronald: Ma'am get out of my room! Oh, wait, this isn't my room. Thank God! I thought someone had sewed up all the crotches on my underwear!
Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"
Princess Bride
^ Ahahahaha!
Harry Potter and The Philosephors Stone
Hagrid: "Dry up Dursley, you great prune!"
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Wonka: "Chewing gum is very gross. Chewing gum I hate the most."
Wonka: "Thank heavens, he's completely unharmed."
Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack: "He was a bloody pirate! A scallywag!"
"WHY IS THE RUM GONE!"
"Tortuga."
"Couldn't resist mate."
"Oh, weddings, I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
Barbosa: "Apple?"
"To long have I been aking for thirst, unable to quench it. To long have I been starving to death and havn't died. I feel nothin'. Not the wind on my face, nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a womans flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one."
Jack: "Everyone say calm! We're taking over the ship."
Will: "AI! AVAST!"
(crew laughs, Jack looks embarrassed, Will looks at Jack like, "What? Did I do something wrong?")
Captain: "This ship cannot be comendeered by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay."
(Jack points a gun at the Captain)
Jack: "Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow...savy?"
MoreLikeHurleyThanYou
08-01-05, 09:37 PM
Rudy
Fortune: You're five foot nothing, one hundred and nothing and you haven't an ounce of athletic ability.
JateChair
08-02-05, 07:14 AM
When Harry Met Sally:
"Baby fish mouth!"
Fantastic 4:
Nurse-lady (looking at thermometer): Oh, you're hot!
Johnny: Why thankyou, so are you!
LOTR 3:
Gimli: That still only counts as one!
And just about anything Merry and Pippin say in all of the 3 movies!
LOTR ROTK Extended Special Edition
Legolas: "Final count...42."
Gimli: "42? Well, that's good for a pointy eared elf prince if I do say so myself. But I'm afraid I am sitting on 43."
(Legolas shoots the dead ork)
Legolas: "43."
Gimli: "He was already dead."
Legolas: "He was twitching."
Gimli: "He was twitching...because he's got my ax embeded is his nervous system!"
Lostaboutlost
08-02-05, 11:29 PM
^:lol LOTR is way more full of funny lines than you would ever expect.
"You're weird."
-Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A Nightmare Before Christmas
Santa: "Havn't you ever heard of peace on earth and good will toward men?"
Kids: "NO!"
Hidalgo
Sheik: "And you, you will be removed of your infidel self."
Frank: "Removed of my what?"
Sheik: "Like a stallion...not worthy of breeding."
Frank: "But we didn't do nothing sir!"
LOTR ROTK Special Extended Edition
Merry: "Well, he doesn't look to happy does he?"
Pippin: "Not to happy at all Merry."
Merry: "Although, I reckon the view from up there is quite good."
Pippin: "Oh yes, it's a quality establishment."
"Back and to the left. Back and to the left." - JFK
"I want my two dollars!" - Better Off Dead
Evolution
Ira: "Fruit basket for Russel Woodman!"
Harry: "Ahh! It's in me!!!!"
Doctor: "We might have to amputate."
Harry: "Whoa! Doc don't take the leg. Ira, don't let him take my leg."
Ira: (To doctor) "Is there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athelete."
(alien bug starts to move up leg)
Doctor: "It's heading for his testicles."
Harry: "TAKE IT!! TAKE IT!! TAKE THE LEG!!!"
Govenor Louis: "Alright shut up all of you! If it was up to me, I'd throw the whole, jacked up lot of you in prison. Not Federal Prison, State Prison. With the crotch biters!"
Ira: "Let's shampoo us some aliens!!!!!"
(No matter what, this one always makes me laugh)
(Harry put's the hose in the aliens "hole")
Ira: "Keep it in there!"
Harry: "What's it look like I'm doin'?!"
Ira: "It's working!"
(the hole sucks Harry in)
Student: "What the hell?!"
Ira: (To alien) "Give me back my friend you big sticker!"
Harry: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
Ira: (To Harry) "Will you stop kicking!"
Harry: "It's horrible in here!"
(Ira pulls Harry from the hole)
Ira: "We've gotta get outta here!"
Harry: "You can not imagine what I've seen in there!"
Ira: (To Alison) "C'mon let's go!"
Harry: "Ira, don't you ever tell anyone where I've been."
(The way the Student says "What the hell!" is hilarious. That one always makes me laugh too.)
merry slug
08-04-05, 06:32 PM
"Thank you, Mr. Switzerland!" - Alive
Lostaboutlost
08-04-05, 06:37 PM
The Princess Bride
kid at beginnig: Is this a kissing book?
Napolean Dynamite:
"Because my lips hurt real bad! God!"
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
Lostaboutlost
08-04-05, 11:34 PM
Napolean some more-
"Freakin' Idiot"
-Everybody at my school said that and "You're mom -----" for months!
Here's a Kip-
-"Quesa-dill-as." (Quesadilla)
The Silence of the Lambs
Dr. Lector: "Hello Clarice."
Dr. Lector: "...I ate his liver with a nice ciantine." (Lector does a really creepy action like sucking back saliva)
Hannibal
Dr. Lector: "Is this Clarice? Well hello Clarice."
(Krendler is snooping around so Starling pulls the earphone bud out of the speaker to reveal a really loud Hannibal Lector interview playing)
Paul Krendler: "Jesus! Starling, what are you doing here, sitting in the dark?!"
Clarice Starling: "Thinking about cannibalism."
(Hannibal Lector's Letter to Clarice)
Hannibal: "Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack perspective. In our discussions down in the dungeon, it was apparant that your father, the dead night watchman, figures largly in your value system. I think your success in putting an end in Jame Gumb's career as a courier pleased you most because you could imagine your father being pleased. But now, alas, you're in bad odour with the FBI. Do you imagine your daddy being shamed with your disgrace? Do you see him in his plain pine box crushed by your failure; a sorry, petty end of promising career? What is the worst about this humiliation Clarice? Is it how your failure will reflect on your mommy and daddy? Is your worst fear that people will now and forever believe they were indeed just good-old trailer camp tornado bait white trash and perhaps that you are too? By the way, I couldn't help notice that on the FBI's rather dull public website that I've been hoisted from the Bureau's archives of the common criminal and elivated to the more prestigious 10 Most Wanted List. Is this coincidence, are you back on the case? If so, goody-goody, cause I need to come out of retirement and return to public life. I imagine you sitting in a dark basement room bent over papers and computer screens. Is that accurate? Please tell me trully, Special Agent Starling. Regards, your old pal, Hannibal Lector, M.D. P.S. Clearly this new assignment is not your choice rather I suppose it is part of the bargain but you accepted it Clarice. Your job is to craft my doom. So, I am not sure how well I should wish you but I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. Tata, H.
Hannibal: "Bowels in or bowels out?"
Hannibal: "Would you ever say to me, "Stop. If you love me, stop.""
Clarice: "Not in a thousand years."
Hannibal: "Not in a thousand years...that's my girl."
Hannibal: "...would they have you back you think? The FBI? Those people you despise almost as much as they despise you. Would they give you a medal, Clarice, do you think? Would you have it professionally framed and hang it on your wall to remind you of your courage and incorruptibility? All you would need for that, Clarice, is a mirror."
Hannibal: "Good evening Clarice! Just like old times."
Clarice: "Shut up."
Clarice: "I would really like some wine!"
Clarice: "Paul, I'm Starling."
(Her delivery on that line is superb.)
(Krendler sees a sparkler blaring in his kitchen)
Paul Krendler: "What the f*ck."
(Paul walks into the kitchen)
Hannibal: "Oh good, you brought the wine."
CncksGirl
08-06-05, 05:52 PM
I, Robot
Robertson: Do you have any idea what this one robot could do? Completely shatter human faith in Robotics. What if the public knew? Just imagine the mass recalls all because of an irrational paranoia and prejudice.
*Spooner sneezes*
Spooner: I'm sorry. I'm allergic to bull shit
Pitch Black
Riddick - "You're not afraid of the dark are you?"
Riddick - "All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now."
Paris - "Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries."
Johns - "Battlefield doctors decide who lives and dies. It's called 'triage'."
Riddick - "They kept calling it 'murder' when I did it."
Paris - "Paris P. Olgilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur."
Riddick - "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer."
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Sling Blade
Karl - "I like them French fried potaters."
Doyle - "What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade?"
Karl - "I aim to kill you with it. Mmm."
feigenbaum
08-07-05, 07:19 AM
The Lion King
Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
Timon and Zazu are cornered by hyenas]
Timon: Please don't eat me.
Pumbaa: Drop 'em!
Banzai: Hey! Who's the pig?
Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
Timon: Uh-oh, they called him a pig.
Pumbaa: Are you talking to *me*?
Timon: Ya shouldn't have done that.
Pumbaa: Are you talking to ME?
Timon: Now they're in for it.
Pumbaa: They call me MR. PIG. AHHHH!
Pumbaa: Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.
Timon: Gee. He looks blue.
Pumbaa: I'd say brownish-gold.
Timon: No no no no, I mean he's depressed.
Pumbaa: Oh.
Young Simba: Man, I'm stuffed.
Pumbaa: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
Young Simba: Pumbaa, you *are* a pig.
Pumba usually steals the show-he cracks me up.
merry slug
08-08-05, 11:36 AM
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. :rollin
The Lion King = best animated movie of all time.
(I don't care if it's not the highest grossing!)
merry slug
08-08-05, 01:43 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..."
merry slug
08-08-05, 01:48 PM
I hate to do the obvious ones, but I haven't seen it here yet, and it *is* a great line:
"Get away from her you BITCH!"
AndThePickles
08-08-05, 02:11 PM
From Mean Creek :
Marty: [pointing a gun at a bottle] Kiss my ass, Mr.Shaham, kiss my ass, Mr. Estes, kiss my ass, Miss Johnson, kiss my ass, Mr. Rosenthal
[fires and misses]
Marty: Shit.
teaspoons
08-08-05, 04:10 PM
Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt
The Matrix
Agent Smith: "Mr. Anderson."
Agent Smith: "Do you her that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your death."
Morpheus: "Free your mind."
Agent Smith: "We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All we are asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a well known terrorist to justice."
Neo: "Yeah, well that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I have a better one. Howabout I give you the finger" (he does) "and you give me my phonecall."
Agent Smith: "...But what good is a phonecall when you are unable... to speak?"
Agent Jones: "Only human."
Triniti: "Dodge this." (blows his head off)
Oracle: "You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you."
Neo: "Who?"
Oracle: "Not to bright though."
Cypher: "It means, Buckle your seatbelt Dorothey, cause Kansas...is goin' bye - bye."
Morpheus: "Do you really think that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place?...You think that's air you're breathing now?"
Lieutenant: "I think we can handle one little girl. We sent two units, they're bringing her down now."
Agent Smith: "No Lieutenant, your men are already dead."
Mouse: "If you close your eyes, it feels like you're eating runny eggs."
Apoc: "Yeah, or a bowl of snot."
Mouse: "Do you know what it reminds me of, Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?"
Switch: "No. But technically, neither did you."
(to unconcious Morpheus)
Cypher: "If you'd told us the truth, we would have told you to shove that red pill right up your ass!"
I guess the best quotes don't need a movie title attached:
"Adriaaaaaaan!"
"It's not a tumor!"
"I'll be back."
"The name is Bond. James Bond."
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
"Mini-me, we do not gnaw on the kitty."
merry slug
08-09-05, 09:50 AM
"Do you have any tattoos, Brad?"
Gandalf: All you have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to you.
^I beat you to that one! haha:lol
A Night at The Roxbery
Emily: "Shut up Steve! I'm walking down the aisle you d*ck!"
(Never fails to crack me up)
50 first dates
Dug: "Ow, Thit!"
Dug: "Hey don't make fun of Henry! It'th not hith fault hith head ith thaped like that!"
Dug: "Everything with Luthy ith a one night thtand, num nutth."
Pretty much the whole script of The Boondock Saints. Harsh words, but excellant script. If you havn't seen it, SEE IT!
I like to listen
08-11-05, 11:48 AM
"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!"
Charlton Heston- Planet of the Apes
"You looking at me?"
Rober Deniro - Taxi Driver
"Gas stations have cigarettes"
Rutger Hauer- the Hitcher
"I want you to meet my little friend!"
Al Pacino - Scarface
"Soylent Green is people!"
Charlton Heston- Soylent Green
“What, you think I’m funny? Like I’m a clown? Huh? You think I’m here to amuse you? Huh?” - Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?" - Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinnie
Several from Michael Mann's "Manhunter"--
Lloyd Bowman--What about sweating Lecktor?
Will Graham--We tried sodium amitol on him 3 years ago to find out where he buried a Princeton student; he gave a 'em a recipe for potato chip dip.
Will Graham--I know I'm not smarter than you...
Hannibal Lecktor--Then how did you catch me?
Will Graham--You had disadvantages...
Hannibla Lecktor--What disadvantages?
Will Graham--You're insane.
Jack Crawford--You feel sorry for him.
Will Graham--As a child my heart bleeds for him. Someone took a little boy and turned him into a monster but as an adult--as an adult, he's irredeemable. He butchers whole families to fulfill some sick fantasy--as an adult I think someone should blow the sick **** out of his socks!
^ :lol
continuing My Cousin Vinny
Vinny: "What about these pants I got on, you think they're ok?"
Mona Lisa: "Imagine you're a dear. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your lips down to the cool clear water...BAM! A f*ckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya, would ya give a f*uck what kind of pants the son of a b*itch who shot ya was wearing!?"
Mona Lisa: "What?"
Vinny: "Nuthin' you stick out like a f*ckin' tourist around here."
Mona Lisa: "Me? What about you?"
Vinny: "I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
Mona Lisa: "Oh, yeah, you blend."
Mona Lisa: "Famous for your mud? How's your Chinese Food?"
Vinny: "You keep asking people about Chinese Food. You're gonna let everyone know you're a tourist."
Mona Lisa: "Oh, and what are you, a f*uckin' world travler?!"
(menu options are breakfast, lunch, and dinner)
Mona Lisa: "Breakfast?"
Vinny: "Ya think?"
Mona Lisa: "Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files?"
Vinny: "I told you already."
Mona Lisa: "He has to, by law, you're entitled. It's called discloser ya d*ckhead!"
Erin Brockovich
Theresa: "Okay, I think we got off on the wrong foot here..."
Erin: "That's all you got lady, two wrong feet and f*cking ugly shoes!"
Lostaboutlost
08-11-05, 04:39 PM
Life is Beautiful:
Giosué Orefice: "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"?
Guido: Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."
Giosué Orefice: Why doesn't our shop have a "Not Allowed" sign?
Guido: Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. Why don't you like?
Giosué Orefice: Spiders.
Guido: Good I don't like vampires. Tomorrow, we'll get sign: "No Spiders or Vampires Allowed."
Guido: Yes! Yes, the prize is a tank.
Guido: Mary, the keys!
merry slug
08-11-05, 08:06 PM
"Back off, man -- I'm a scientist."
Bill Murray in Ghostbusters:rollin
Lostaboutlost
08-12-05, 02:33 PM
"Duuude"- Finding Nemo
"I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!" -The Wizard Of Oz
"She's in the dark place now." The Ring
I like to listen
08-12-05, 06:12 PM
"There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. "
- Miller (Tracey Walter) - Repo Man
"Dude! What's mine say?" "Sweet! How about mine?" "Dude. WHAT DOES MINE SAY?" "SWEET. What does MINE say??" - Dude Where's My Car
"And then?" - Dude Where's My Car
The Edge
Charles: "Why is the rabbit unaffraid?"
Styles: "'Cause he's smarter than the panther."
Stephen: "A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."
Charles: "How do you like your coffee?"
Bob: "I like my coffee like I like my women."
Stephen: "Bitter and murkey."
Bob: "See, that's why they call it personal growth. A month ago, old Smokey here would've reared up and you would've called your lawyer."
Charles: "Nah, I wouldn't do that to an animal."
Bob: "You rich people, you depend on everyone else. But get you into an emergency, and you bloom. You make me sick! You know that, you make me sick!"
Charles: "Fire from ice, can you think how?"
Bob: "I don't want to know Charles!"
Charles: "You know, I read an interesting book which said that, uh, most people lost in the wilds, they, they die of shame."
Stephen: "What?"
Charles: "Yeah, see, they die of shame. "What did I do wrong? How could I have gotten myself into this?" And so they sit there and ...die. Because they didn't do the one thing that would've saved their lives."
Bob: "And what is that, Charles?"
Charles: "Thinking."
Charles: "Do you want to lie down and die? Do you want to lie down and die, Bob?!"
Charles: "Say it. Say, "I'm gonna kill the bear." go on, say it!"
Bob: "I'm gonna kill the bear."
Charles: "Again."
Bob: "I'm gonna kill the bear."
Charles: "And again."
Bob: "I'm gonna kill the bear!"
Charles: "What one man can do, another can do."
Bob: "What one man can do, another can do."
Charles: "Again!"
Bob: "What one man can do, another can do!"
Charles: "And again!"
Bob: "What one man can do, another can do!"
Charles: "Yeah. You're goddamn right. Cause today...I'm gonna kill the motherf*ck*r."
From Gone With The Wind
Rhett - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Rhett - "And you, Miss, are no lady."
Rhett - "My darling, you're such a child. You think that by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected."
Rhett - "With enough courage, you can do without a reputation."
Rhett - "How fickle is woman?"
I love Vivien Leigh and apologize for not mentioning any of her lines here but, damn, Rhett was so on the money in this movie! :) No wonder I like it so much!
Hodgepodge
08-15-05, 10:15 PM
A couple that always come to mind!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! - Gone with the wind
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse! - The Godfather
At my signal, unleach hell! - Gladiator
"That there's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for." - Samwise Gamgee
^ That whole speach is wonderful.
Secret Window
Mort: "Rubbernecker!"
Mort: "The only thing that matters is the ending. That's the most important part of the story. And this one is very good. This one is perfect."
Mort: "I know you're in there shit head!"
Mort: "I don't respond well to intimidation. It makes me feel icky."
Mort: "Bummer Ted."
Mort: "I'd be lying if I sid I wasn't on the verge of doing little Snoopy dances."
Mort: "You're a dick."
Ted: "You feel better now?"
Mort: "Yes I do."
Shooter: "Thought you didn't smoke."
Mort: "I took it up recently for my health."
Shooter: "You stole my story."
Mort: "I'm...I'm sorry, do I...I don't believe I know you."
Shooter: "I know that, that doesn't matter. I know you Mr. Rainy, that's what matters. You stole my story."
Shooter: "...You have my hat. I want it,...one way or the other."
Mrs. Garvey: "Oh, I found one of your stories in the trash, Mr. Rainy. I thought you might want it so I put it on the table."
(Mrs. Garvey exits)
Mort: "Yeah, I see that, Mrs. Garvey."
(Mort makes a shooting gesture with his finger at Mrs. Garvey)
Lost In His Eyes
08-19-05, 01:09 AM
"Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded." :lol
- the choreographer from 'Bring It On'.
MJBinNC
08-19-05, 01:23 AM
EGIVM!
I love this movie! (Secret Window)
The dialogue has so many wonderful one liners! Johnny Depp is incredible in it, as always. (such an underrated actor - he is awesome!)
^ I know! Johnny can play anything!
This movie was awesome in theaters. It made my top 3 most scared in theater list. Along with The Others and Signs.
edit:
The X Files: Fight The Future
Scully: "Don't think, just pick up that phone and make it happen!"
Lostaboutlost
08-21-05, 01:38 AM
The Sisterhood of the Travleing Pants
Tibby: So how old are you? 10?
Bailey: I'm 12!
Tibby: Same thing.
Bailey: No, when I was 12 I didn't have a iPod.
I like to listen
08-21-05, 02:06 AM
Gladiator
MAXIMUS(Russell Crowe): My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
Eowyn: Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you if you touch him. (comes from the book, not the movie, but...the movie quote is sort of the same)
^ Kathy Fan 2, I like your new Brad icon.
Angels in the Outfield
Roger: "Hey David, where are the nachos?"
(David sits on the nachos that were accidently put in his chair)
David: "...I'm saving them for later."
Both JP and Roger: "Ahahaha! Sorry!"
Ranch Wilder: "You can't fire me! I've got a contract! I'M RANCH WILDER!"
JP: "It could happen."
JP: "I knew it could happen."
Al: "We're always watching."
Ever After
Danielle: "Forgive me your highness, I did not see you."
Henry: "Your aim...would suggest otherwise."
King Francis: (half asleep) "Off...with his head."
Jacqueline: "I shall never forget the way Marguerite's feet went up over her head like that."
Queen Marie: "Any choice is better than Spain!"
Queen Marie: "Francis, sit down before you have a stroke!"
Danielle: "A bird may love a fish segnore, but where would they live?"
Leonardo da Vinci: Then I will have to make you wings."
Baroness: "Darling, nothing is final 'til you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates."
Henry: "What is it then, father, hot oil or the racks?"
King Francis: "I shall simply deny you the crown and...live forever!"
Young Gustave: "You look like a girl!" (says girl like gow)
Young Danielle: "That's what I am halfwit!"
Young Gustave: "Yeah, but today you look it!"
Young Danielle: "Boy or girl, I can still whip you!"
Young Gustave: "Ha!"
(after da Vinci opens the door by pulling out the pins on the hinges)
Louise: "Why, that was pure genius!"
Leonardo da Vinci: "Yes, I will go down in history as the man who opened a door!"
Baroness: "Honestly Jacqueline, the horse is one of God's most loyalest creatures."
Jacqueline: "Oh, well, why don't i just pull the carriage while I'm at it!"
Baroness: "If you think you'll get us there any faster."
Henry: "I was born to privalige, and with that comes specific obligations."
Leanardo da Vinci: "Horse shit!"
Danielle: "What bothers you stepmother, that I am common or that I am competition?"
Marguerite: "I said I wanted four minute eggs. Not four one minute eggs and where in GOD'S NAME IS OUR BREAD!"
Danielle: "If you suffer your people to be ill educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes in which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them."
Vivian Jaffe: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert Markovski: No. Yes. Uh, time not space. No. I have no idea what you're talking about.
I Heart Huckabees
A Perfect Murder
David: "Excuse me sir, could you spare four hundred grand?"
Veruca Salt: "I want an oompa-loompa NOW!" (from the original Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)
Pixie Doll
08-29-05, 10:59 PM
Eowyn: Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you if you touch him. (comes from the book, not the movie, but...the movie quote is sort of the same)
Oh yay! Another Eowyn fan! She is my favorite character in all of literature.
Anyhoo, here are some of mine:
From Love Actually
Billy Mack: Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a popstar and they give you them for free.
From Braveheart
William Wallace: "Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
From the Lord of the Rings
Aragorn: What do you fear my lady?
Eowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.
Eowyn: I will kill you if you touch him!
Eowyn: I am no man!
Those are all I can think of at the moment. I always remember more after I'm logged off, lol!
Ah yes, "Become a pop star and they give you them for free."
I love that quote! haha
And I love that Eowyn one about a cage. Very well written.
While You Were Sleeping
Lucy: "Just mustard!"
Lucy: "Doesn't anybody use a phone anymore?"
Joe jr.: "I do."
Lucy: "I'm not talking about 900 numbers."
Joe jr.: "Who told?!"
Jack: "He said you were intamet."
Lucy: "He thinks he invented tin foil! He's dilusional."
feigenbaum
09-05-05, 06:10 PM
Would anyone be overly annoyed if i posted some quotes from Red Eye?(Just incase it spoils your enjoyment of the film)
^ I don't mind.
Was it good? Critics are saying he's the new Hannibal.
feigenbaum
09-05-05, 06:22 PM
It is safe to say its now one of my favorite films of all time.:D
I'll maybe post the quotes but I'll wait to see if anyone dosn't want to know.I would not want to spoil it for anyone.:D
Pixie Doll
09-06-05, 03:06 AM
Ah yes, "Become a pop star and they give you them for free."
I love that quote! haha
And I love that Eowyn one about a cage. Very well written.
Yeah. God love Billy Mack, lol!
I certainly don't mind, feigenbaum. That movie looks really good. Alas! All my money these days goes to gas, so I'll just have to wait for it to come out on dvd.|I
The First Wives Club
Elise: "There are three stages of women. Babe, District Autorny, and Driving Miss Daisy."
Brenda: "My Morty becomes this big shot on TV. He was selling electronics, right? On our 20th wedding anniversary it hits midlife crisis...major. He starts working out, he, he grows a moustache, he gets an earring. I said, "Morty, Morty, what are you, a pirate? What's next? A parrot?" And all of a sudden, I'm a big drag. I'm holding him back because I won't go rollerblading."
Annie: "Oh, Bren."
Elise: "What's her name?"
Brenda: "Shelly. Shelly the baracuda. She's twelve."
Elise: "It's the 90's, plastic surgery is like good grooming."
Brenda: "Now I ask you, Daurto, who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm starting a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!"
Gunilla: "Social climbers on the rise."
Daurto: "Oh God! They're back! They're back! They're back!"
Brenda: "Stall them!"
Daurto: "With what?! With what!?"
Elise: "I'm not Monique's mother!"
Maurice: "No."
Elise: "Angela Lansbery is Monique's mother."
Maurice: "Uh huh."
Elise: "Shelley Winters is Monique's mother."
Maurice: "Now that's good."
Elise: "Sean Connery is Monique's mother."
Maurice: "Right, I'm gonna get you some coffee."
Elise: "No, wait. Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend. Now he's three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!...I'm unhappy Maurice."
Maurice: "And I'm gonna get you some coffee."
Brenda: "Yeah, for once in your life make a decision. Who's your friend? Some Beverly Hills science project?"
Elise: "Or a woman with her own aisle at the supermarket?!"
Bill: "Oh my God. I didn't know, oh my God. What are you gonna do?"
Elise: "Oh, what am I gonna do? Well, now I'm gonna use the f word....felony!"
Elise: "You've always been jealous of me, even in collage because I was blonde and I was beautiful and talented! And could have any guy I wanted!"
Brenda: "And did! Every guy! All of the senior class and half the faculty!"
Elise: "Well, it was the 60's."
teaspoons
09-06-05, 03:35 PM
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Pleasantville
Jennifer: "Look at me! I'm pasty!"
Jennifer: "I'm gonna hurl, David. I swear to God."
David: "We're supposed to be at school."
Jennifer: "We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color!"
Jennifer: "David, this place gives me the creeps. You know the books are all blank?"
David: "What?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, I was in the library and I looked inside. They all have covers but nothing's inside."
David: "What were you doing in a library?"
Jennifer: "I got lost."
David (sees a green car): "Jesus Christ."
David: "What can I get you two?"
Skip: "Oh I don't know, Bud. I guess I'll just have my usual cheeseburger and a cherry coke."
Jennifer: "Oh, I don't know, Bud. I guess I'll have a salad and an evian water." (smiles while David looks at her warningly)
Jennifer: "Cheeseburger it is."
David: "Oh, shit. JENNIFER!!! Jennifer, stop! Stop! You can't do this, Jennifer! He doesn't exsist! You can't do this to someone who doesn't exsist!"
George: "Where's my dinner?"
David's Mom: "When I was with your father I used to think, "This is it. This was the way it was always gonna be. I had the right house. I had the right car. I had the right life."
David: "There is no right house. There is no right car."
David's Mom: "God, my face must be a mess."
David: "It looks great.'
David's Mom: "Well, that's really sweet of you. But I'm sure it does not look great."
David: "Sure it does. Come here."
David's Mom: "I'm 40 years old. It's not supposed to be like this."
David: "It's not supposed to be anything. Hold still."
David's Mom: "How did you get so smart all of a sudden?"
David: "I had a good day."
soundthetoll
09-17-05, 11:02 PM
The Shawshank Redemption
(After Andy tells Red that he's innocent)
Red: You're gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent. Heywood, what're you in here for?
Heywood: Didn't do it. Lawyer f***ed me.
Pieces of Arzt
09-30-05, 02:29 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Knight: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
Tim: Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?
The Princess Bride
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.
scottq74
09-30-05, 03:14 PM
"I’m funny, how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to amuse you?”
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)-- GoodFellas
Magical Trevor
09-30-05, 10:07 PM
Evil Dead 2, Ash cutting his own hand off with a chainsaw...
"WHOS LAUGHING NOW!!!"
Plus about a squillion lines from Mallrats, Aliens etc. etc. etc.
"ITCHY, TASTY!"
mystjade
09-30-05, 11:21 PM
Baron Bror Blixen: You could have asked, Denys.
Denys: I did. She said yes.
-out of africa
69wolverine69
10-01-05, 01:12 AM
From A WALK TO REMEMBER :
Near the beginning of the film...
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Jamie: You have to promise you won't fall in love with me.
Landon: That's not a problem.
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Then later on in the film...
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Landon: Jamie... I love you.
[long pause]
Landon: Now would be the time to say something.
Jamie: I told you not to fall in love with me.
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scottq74
10-01-05, 01:47 PM
"So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,
'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!'"
Howard Beale (Peter Finch)- NETWORK
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"Simba, you are more than what you have become."
Mufasa (James Earl Jones)- THE LION KING
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But perhaps my all time favorite movie quote came from one of the deleted scenes of ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURDANDY. After saving the day, Burgandy is asked to name the baby panda. He says some gibberish that sounds like Chinese. A man in the crowd speaks up, saying, “Excuse me, I speak Mandarin Chinese, and what you just said means ‘shit waffle.’”
Dallard
10-06-05, 02:47 AM
It could be worse, It could be raining"
"Would you like to have a roll in the hay? Roll roll roll the hay"
"Stay close to the candlesticks, the staircase can be treacherous"
Young Frankenstein Mel Brooks best work
Here's where I show my age :)
A few posted ones from The Princess Bride, it has to be one of the best movie for quotes!
There are some from a movie called "Roxanne" with Steve Martin - if anyone wants to see a fun romantic comedy - check that one out
But fav lines I can think of:
From a movie called Ladyhawke with Matthew Broderick, Rutger Hauer and introducing Michelle Pfeifer: "Frankly I talk to God all the time, and he's never mentioned you" or "not unlike escaping mother's womb...God what a memory"
I always like "Wherever you go, there you are" from an obscure movie called Buckaroo Bonzai
Alec Baldwin's Jack Ryan mimicking Sean Connery's Captain Ramius "somethings in here don't react well with bullets" when they are looking for the cook who is shooting at them in the reactor.
A Fish Called Wanda
Otto: "Don't call me stupid."
Wendy: "Why on earth not?"
Airline Employee: "Aisle or window, smoking or non?"
Otto: "What was the one in the middle?"
Otto: "You know your problem? You don't like winners."
Archie: "Winners?"
Otto: "Yeah, winners."
Archie: "Winners like North Vietnam?"
Otto: "Shut up, we didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie."
Archie: "We need to talk."
George: "Then tell those pigs to f*ck off."
Archie: (turns to security guards) "F*uck off, pigs." (security guards don't move) "Did you hear what I said, f*ck off."
Archie: "I'm a good lover, at least, used to be back in the 14th century."
Archie: (to Wanda) "How could a smart and bright girl like you have a brother who is so..."
(Otto comes between Archie and Wanda)
Otto: "Don't call me stupid."
Otto: "Hello, K-k-k-k-Ken's f-f-f-fish!"
Otto: (to Archie) "You spineless bimbo."
The Swan
10-12-05, 02:37 PM
"Say goodbye to the badguy" and "say hello to my little friend" SCARFACE
"What you own will own you" FIGHT CLUB
"I ate a big red candle" ANCHORMAN
A Fish Called Wanda
Otto: "Asshoooooollleee!!!!"
Fight Club
Tyler: "Whoa! Whoa!"
bozjohnson25
10-13-05, 01:29 AM
"Welecome to earth" will smith independance day
^:lol
"Who's the man?! Huh?! Who's the man?!"
Dallard
10-15-05, 07:12 AM
No talent ass clown... Office Space! the best movie out there.
otherdruid
11-12-05, 10:22 PM
Tombstone
"I have two guns, one for each of ya" -Doc Holliday
truffula
11-13-05, 02:20 AM
Sorry if this isn't from Tombstone (never saw it) but I love Movie Threads/Games. Please don't put a druish curse on me - :boxedin:
Gonna make this real easy to get it goin.
"Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my way!" - Princess Leia, Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
rosalind711
11-13-05, 12:55 PM
C-3PO: Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!
Dogma:
-Never let it be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yeilded results
-You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.
otherdruid
11-13-05, 03:59 PM
Dogma
I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f*cked-up bar
Clerks
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit you old hag.
rosalind711
11-13-05, 04:20 PM
Clerks
"37!"
empire records
"The fat man walks alone"
otherdruid
11-13-05, 04:23 PM
Empire Records
"Welcome to MusicTown, may I service you?"
The Craft
"Light as a feather, stiff as a board"
rosalind711
11-13-05, 04:29 PM
The Craft
"She doesn't want to be white trash anymore. I told her, You're white honey! Just get over it."
In honor of my Avatar
Eternal Sunshine and the Spotless Mind
"I stole her panties"
otherdruid
11-13-05, 04:32 PM
Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
"My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it."
Dumb and Dumber
'We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!"
otherdruid
11-15-05, 03:04 AM
Dumb and Dumber
"That John Denver is full of shit, man."
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"Yes, how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do."
Lost_Wino
11-15-05, 03:46 AM
OK so what is the answer for tombstone then? It's not the line about "we don't need no stinkin' badges" or was that blazing saddles?
otherdruid
11-15-05, 04:10 AM
OK so what is the answer for tombstone then?
There is no answer. Just post a quote from the movie listed last, then add a different quote from a new movie. :)
eldirion
11-15-05, 04:27 AM
"No, not without incident"
"I pay it gladly"
"Be careful Preston. You're treading on my dreams"
-- all from Equilibrium
"What are you staring at, Swan?"---Billy Madison
otherdruid
11-15-05, 11:58 AM
Billy Madison
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Anger Management
"I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe."
Calypsie
11-15-05, 03:36 PM
Anger Management
"Ohh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!"
Signs
Ahh! I'm insane with anger!
merry slug
11-15-05, 04:48 PM
Signs
Swing away...
Blazing Saddles
'Scuse me while I whip this out.
I Like Freckles
11-15-05, 04:57 PM
Blazing Saddles
Avoiding the obvious ("Badges, we don't need no stinking badges") for the sublime:
"How 'bout more beans Mr. Taggart?"
Fletch
"Does this proposition involve me dressing up as little bo peep?"
otherdruid
11-15-05, 05:24 PM
Fletch
"Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please."
Fletch Lives
"All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it."
I Like Freckles
11-15-05, 05:31 PM
Fletch Lives: "Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned."
Back to Fletch (btw, I could actually quote this entire movie from memory if needs be): "Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."
otherdruid
11-15-05, 05:34 PM
Fletch (I agree - GREAT MOVIE)
"For an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner."
Caddyshack
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."
merry slug
11-15-05, 05:38 PM
Caddyshack
"Cinderella story..."
Ghostbusters
"Back off, man - I'm a scientist"
I Like Freckles
11-15-05, 05:39 PM
Caddyshack: "It's in the hole!"
ETA -- Merry, great minds...
Ghostbusters: "The flowers are STILL standing!"
The Princess Bride: "My way is not very sportsmanlike."
otherdruid
11-15-05, 07:52 PM
The Princess Bride
"Incontheivable!!"
Hackers
"Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait."
merry slug
11-15-05, 08:08 PM
Hackers
"I hope you don't :censored: like you type"
The Omen
"It's all for you, Damien!"
otherdruid
11-15-05, 09:33 PM
The Omen
"Wrong? What could be wrong with our child, Robert? We're the beautiful people, aren't we?"
The Exorcist
"Your mother sucks :censored: in :censored:, Karras, you faithless slime."
otherdruid
11-18-05, 12:53 PM
The Exorcist
"What an excellent day for an exorcism."
Harry Potter and The Prizoner of Azkaban
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
The Usual Suspects
Verbal: "Back when I was picking beans in Guatamala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees, I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station."
Cop: "Number 2, step forward."
McManus: "Give me the :censored: keys, you :censored: :censored:sucking mother:censored:, blah!"
Cop: Knock it off! Step back. Number 3, step forward."
Fenster: (laughs) *with accent* "Give me the keys, you :censored:sucker."
Cop: "In english."
Fenster: "'Cuse me?"
Cop: "In english."
Fenster: (still with accent) "Hand me the :censored: keys, you :censored:sucker, what the :censored: ?"
McManus: (counting guys on the dock with his gun) "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7....Oswald was a fag."
McManus: "Old Mcdonald had a farm, ee i ee i o, and on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom, badda bing bang boom."
Agent Kujan: "Who's Keyser Soze?"
Verbil: "Oh :censored:!"
Keaton: "There's..no..:censored:..coke!"
Cop: "Do you guys know who the :censored: I am?!"
(McManus rips off his badge)
McManus: "We do now, jerk off."
Verbil: "How do you shoot the devil in the back?" (raises up his crippled arm) "What if you miss?"
Verbil: "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist. And just like that, he's gone."
Dharmit
03-04-06, 05:46 AM
"I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals." Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Dharmit
03-04-06, 05:48 AM
"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges! Vamonos!" Numero Uno Bandito in Blazing Saddles
eldirion
03-04-06, 05:51 AM
Serenity
Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
Dharmit
03-04-06, 05:51 AM
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane
Dharmit
03-04-06, 05:53 AM
First Jive Dude: Sh*t man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Sh***t.
Dharmit: Haha! I love it.. Smack 'em yak 'em
otherdruid
03-04-06, 01:19 PM
Requiem For A Dream
Tappy Tibbons: We got a winner.
The audience: WE GOT A WINNER.
Tappy Tibbons: She's beautiful woman with a wonderful sense of humor and magical smile. Straight from Brighton Beach, Brooklyn. Let's give a juicy welcome to Mrs. Sara Goldfarb.
The Audience: JUICE BY SARA. JUICE BY SARA. WOAH. SARA GOT JUICE.
IwannaBlost
03-04-06, 02:38 PM
"He is the best fighting man I've ever seen. He is still willing to win a war that everyone else has said we lost. ...And one more thing what you choose to call hell, he calls home"
Rambo-First Blood Part II-1985
Bernard
03-04-06, 02:42 PM
"Come out and fight! It is a good day to die!... Thank you for making me a human being. Thank you for helping me to become a warrior. Thank you for my victories and for my defeats. Thank you for my vision and the blindness in which I saw further... You make all things and direct them in their ways, oh Grandfather, and now you have decided the human beings will soon walk a road... that leads nowhere."
Chief Dan George - 'Little Big Man'
eldirion
03-04-06, 02:46 PM
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
IwannaBlost
03-04-06, 02:48 PM
"I wrestled with reality for 35 years doctor, and I'm happy. I finally won it over"
Jimmy Stewart in Harvey -1950
eldirion
03-04-06, 03:00 PM
I have seen a lot of things in my life, but that...was...AWESOME!! Oh, but sorry about your car man. that..that sucks... ~Tommy Boy
ETA: Here's another Tommy Boy:
Tommy: Uh, what my associate is trying say is...Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
[Picks up model car]
Tommy: You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE!!! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE!! I CAN'T STOP!!
[Slams model car into lighter]
Tommy: There's a cliff! AAAAAHH!! And your family's screaming,
[sets car on fire]
Tommy: "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imitates siren]
Tommy: And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[Imitates retching]
Tommy: All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. And to me, it doesn't...
Executive with Toy Cars: Get out. Now!
zabzababz
03-04-06, 05:10 PM
Bad Boys II
Will Smith: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Will Smith: You want to?
Will Smith: Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna **** this one up. But he should get one just like it.
Bernard
03-04-06, 05:17 PM
"I wrestled with reality for 35 years doctor, and I'm happy. I finally won it over"
Jimmy Stewart in Harvey -1950
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me. - Ellwood P. Dowd
otherdruid
03-04-06, 10:24 PM
Donnie Darko
Frank: 28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
island_maverick
03-05-06, 12:23 AM
Donnie Darko
Frank: 28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
(btw - Donnie D. What a film.)
My quote -
Pointing his gun at a bad guy in a shop:
"...It's just you.....me......and smith and wesson"
Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry (I think)
(I remember the quote, but not sure which Harry film.)
mav.
ShadowAngel
03-05-06, 04:27 AM
McLintock:
G.W.: I'm not gonna hit ya, I'm not gonna hit ya, Like Hell I'm not gonna hit ya... (Lands a square punch)
Scream:
Sydney: ...there is always some big busted bimbo running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting."
redneck once removed
03-05-06, 09:20 AM
Some of these are my personal Favs, some of these just seem like they needed to be shared
Half Baked
"You done smoked yourself RETARDED!"
Independence Day
"I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin"
Ace Ventura
"If I'm not back in 15 minutes, just wait longer"
Bruce Almighty
"Behind every great man, theres a woman rolling her eyes."
Jurassic Park
"Creation is an act of sheer will"
JP2 Lost World
"But they say talent skips a generation, so, hey, I'm sure your kids'll be sharp as tacks"
The Lion King
"The King has returned" "I can't believe it. He's gone back." "gone back? what? HEY What's goin on here? Whose the monkey?" "Simba's gone back to challenge Scar." "Scar, whose got a scar?" "No, no, no, It's his Uncle" "The monkey's his Uncle?" "NO. Simba's gone back to challenge his unlcle to take his place as king" "ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Simba's Pride
"Well Simba, the good news is, we found your daughter, the bad news is we dropped a warthog on her. Is that gonna be a problem?"
"Pumbaa, let me define baby-sitting"
And a few more, all from Star trek movies
The Final Frontier
"What does God need with a starship?"
"Jim, you don't ask the almighty for his ID"
The Undiscovered Country
"Let us redefine progress to mean that just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily follow that we must do that thing"
"Better to die on our feet than to live on our knees"
"We are a proud race and we are here because we intend to go on being proud"
"Second star to the right and straight on till morning"
First Contact
"You would have vaporized me with this" -Picard "It's my first ray gun." -Lily
"Don't try to be a great man, just be a man. Let history make it's own judgements"
That's all for now. later
otherdruid
03-05-06, 03:46 PM
Top Secret!
[I]Du Quois: This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Deja Vu: Haven't we met before?
Nick Rivers: I don't think so.
Du Quois: Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse.
IwannaBlost
03-05-06, 03:56 PM
So I jumped port in hong kong and made my way over to tibet. I got a job loopin' over in the himalayas, you know a pro jock. So i get a job loopin' for none other than the dhali llama himself, the bald head, the flowing robes...striking! So we get up on the first tee and he whacks off about a 10,000 foot crevice down into this glacier, a big hitter the llama....Long. So he turns to me and says oonga-lagoonga..oonga-googa-lagrunga. So we finish 18 and he starts to walk off...you know tries to stiff me and say hey Dhali!! hey Llama!! How about somethin' for the effort you know? ....a little moola and he says Oh there will be no money but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness....so I got dat goin for me....which is nice!
Caddyshack -1980
ETA Hi OD :Hugglepounce:
The Lion King
Mufasa: "Scar, drop him."
Zazu: "Impecable timing, your majesty."
Mufasa: "Don't turn your back on me Scar."
Scar: "Oh no, Mufasa, perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me."
Mufasa: "Is that a challenge!?"
Scar: "Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you."
Zazu: "Pity, why not?"
Scar: "Because when it comes to brains, I got the lion's share, but when it comes to brute strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool."
Mufasa: "What am I going to do with him?"
Zazu: "He'd make a very handsome throwrug."
Mufasa: "Zazu..."
Zazu: "And just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him."
Simba: "Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?"
Scar: "I despise guessing games."
Simba: "You're so weird."
Scar: "You have no idea."
Pumba: "THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Simba: "That's not my father. It's just my reflection."
Rafiki: "No, look harder." (reflection changes to Mufasa) "You see, he lives in you."
Mufasa: "Simba, you have forgotten me."
Simba: "No, how could I?"
Mufasa: "You have forgotten who you are and so forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the circle of life."
Simba: "How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be."
Mufasa: "Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember..."
Timon: "Carnivores...ugh!"
Sarabi: "Your son is awake."
Mufasa: "Before sunrise he's your son.
Rafiki: "Oh yes, the past can hurt, but as I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it."
Scar: "Oo, I quiver with *fear*."
Zazu: "Ix-nay on the 'oopid-stay'"
Banzai: "Who are you calling 'oopid-stay'!"
Shenzi: "What's the hurry? We'd love for you to stick around for dinner."
Banzai: "Yeah, we could have whatever is 'lion around' Ha!"
Shenzi: "Wait, wait, wait, I got one, I got one. Make mine a 'cub sandwich' what you think?"
Shenzi: "Tell me about it, I just hear that name and I shudder."
Banzai: "Mufasa."
Shenzi: "Oo. Do it again."
Banzai: "Mufasa."
Shenzi: "Oo!"
Banzai: "Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!"
Zazu: (singing) "It's a small world after all..."
Scar: "NO! No, anything but that."
Simba: "What am I gonna do?"
Scar: "Run away, Simba...run, run away and never return."
(Simba runs and the hyenas come out of the mist behind Scar)
Scar: "Kill him."
Simba: "Will you cut it out?"
Rafiki: "Can't cut it out, it'll grow right back."
Scar: "I'm surrounded by idiots."
Simba: "I've put it behind me."
Scar: "What about your faithful subjects? have they put it behind them? Tell them Simba, who is responsible for Mufasa's death."
Simba: "I am."
Sarabi: "It's not true. Tell me it's not true."
Simba: "It's true."
Scar: "You see. He admits it. Murderer!"
Simba: "No it was an accident!"
Scar: "If it weren't for you, Mufasa would still be alive. It's your fault he's dead. Do you deny it?"
Simba: "No."
Scar: "Then you're guilty."
Simba: "No, I'm not a murderer!"
Scar: "No Simba, you're in trouble again. And this time daddy isn't here to save you. And now everyone knows why!"
Scar: "Now, where have I seen this before? Oh yes, this is exactly the way your father looked before he died. And here's my little secret...I killed Mufasa."
Simba: "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you apart."
Scar: "Long live the king."
otherdruid
03-05-06, 09:59 PM
Better Off Dead
Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.
:wave2: IWBL
ShadowAngel
03-06-06, 02:38 AM
Arsenic & Old Lace:
Mortimer: Insanity doesn't run in my family, It gallups!
otherdruid
03-06-06, 12:14 PM
Pulp Fiction
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER:censored:! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother:censored:. Say what one more :censored:damn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b!tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!TCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to :censored: him like a b!tch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to :censored: him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be :censored:ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
Milk Money
(Kevin brings out a diaphram)
Kevin: "I found it in my Mom's secret drawer."
Brad: "I know what this is. It goes in the bottom of the bathtub to stop the drain for leaking."
Frank: "No it doesn't, it's a diaphram. It prevents the passage of sperm into the uterus. In girls."
Brad: "How do you know that?"
Frank: "Saw it on Nightline."
Kevin: "I think it's a travel drinking cup."
Frank: "Wait, don't drink out of it until we know what it is."
Kevin: "Right, well, she'll never miss it."
(Brad brings out an eyelash curler)
Brad: "I found it in my sister's room, I believe it's some kind of weapon."
V: (looks up at her flashlight beam on the ceiling) "Looks like a boob."
Frank: "I said I was meeting at Kevin's house."
Kevin: "I said I was meeting at Brad's house."
Brad: "I said I was meeting at Frank's house."
Kevin: "If I had my own naked lady, I'd never leave my room."
Brad: "If you had your own naked lady, I'd never leave your room."
V: "Didn't your mother's ever tell you not to play in the rain?"
V: (looks around at Frank's neighbourhood) "Looks like tv."
Frank: "Dad, you see that, it's a girl."
Tom: "I know."
Frank: "So, what do you say?"
Tom: "Thank you?"
Tom: "I bet you're really good at it."
V: "Nobody has ever treated me like you treat me."
Tom: "How am I treating you?"
V: "Like a person."
Tom: "How does everybody else treat you?"
V: "Like a hooker."
Tom: "Why, why would they do that?"
V: "Because I am a hooker."
Tom: "Well, what do you mean by that exactly?"
V: "Frank told me he told you."
Tom: "What?"
V: "I'm a prostitute!"
Walter: "What the bloody hell happened!"
Frank: "I can't reach the peddles and steer at the same time! I've got some major cruise control going here!"
Brad: "Ok, I'll work the peddles, you steer."
Frank: "Good idea."
V: "No, bad idea. Let me drive!"
Frank: "You can't drive from the back seat, it's illegal!"
Kevin: "You know that thing from the car, well, it's gone."
Brad: "Do we need it?"
Brad: "Who's smoking?"
Brad: "That sounds like a train."
Frank: "I think it is a train."
Brad: "Well, what's it doing?"
(V, Frank, and Kevin see the train is about to pull into their path)
Kevin: "Oh, nothing."
V: "Oh my god!"
Frank: "Brake, we'll never make it!"
V: "No, gas, we'll make it! Faster!"
Frank: "Brake!"
Brad: "Make up your minds!"
Frank: "BRAKE!"
V and Kevin: "GAS!"
My name is Inigo Montoya...you kill my father....prepare to DIE!!!
The Princess Bride-A fave
eldirion
03-09-06, 04:50 AM
"No more rhyming, and I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world....would be a pity to ruin yours.
eldirion
03-09-06, 04:53 AM
"Be quiet witch"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
Am I going mad, or did the word "THINK" escape your lips? YOU WERE NOT HIRED FOR YOUR BRAINS, YOU HIPPOPOTAMIC LAND MASS!
That would be inconceivable.
eldirion
03-09-06, 04:59 AM
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -
LOL I was so going to use that one next biatch!
I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either....*bonk*
I did this scene in a drama class in college....so much fun....still not to great at fencing though.
otherdruid
03-09-06, 01:12 PM
Raising Arizona
Policeman: Do you have any disgruntled employees?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Hell, they're all disgruntled. I aint running no damn daisy farm. My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt!"
Policeman: Well, do you think any of them could've done it?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Oh, don't make me laugh. Without my say-so they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire.
Bernard
03-09-06, 06:09 PM
Bombardier: Hey, what about Major Kong?
Kong: Aaaaaa hoooo! Waaaaa hooooo! Kong rides the bomb in its falling arc waving his hat over his head, celebrating his success in ecstatic rodeo style. On reaching the ground, the bomb detonates.
Cut to: int. War Room
Strangelove: Executes an about face from the big board to face the camera. - Mr. President, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy... heh heh... rolls forward into the light at the bottom of ah ... some of our deeper mineshafts. The radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep. And in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided.
Muffley: How long would you have to stay down there?
Strangelove: Well let's see now ah, searches within his lapel cobalt thorium G. notices circular slide rule in his gloved hand aa... nn... Radioactive halflife of uh,... hmm.. I would think that uh... possibly uh... one hundred years. On finishing his calculations, he pulls the slide rule roughly from his gloved hand, and returns it to within his jacket.
Muffley: You mean, people could actually stay down there for a hundred years?
Strangelove: It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.
and-found
03-09-06, 08:58 PM
I used to work in pre-teen maternity. Val Kilmer in some weird movie...
camelsmoker
03-09-06, 09:59 PM
Groucho Marx and Margaret Dumont in Duck Soup:
Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
* * * * *
Mrs. Teasdale: Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
Mrs. Teasdale: As chairman of the reception committee, I welcome you with open arms.
Rufus T. Firefly: Is that so? How late do you stay open?
* * * * *
Rufus T. Firefly:Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
MayBear
03-10-06, 04:37 AM
"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."
Jessica Rabbit : Who Framed Roger Rabbit
la isla
03-10-06, 10:25 AM
'bueller...bueller...bueller...bueller...'
otherdruid
03-10-06, 12:13 PM
Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
Clementine: Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a :censored:ed up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.
Joel: I remember that speech really well.
Clementine: I had you pegged, didn't I?
Joel: You had the whole human race pegged.
Clementine: Probably.
Joel: I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.
IwannaBlost
03-10-06, 12:21 PM
"I was twelve going on thirteen first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of nineteen-fifty-nine. A long time ago. But only if you measure in terms of years. I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock. There were only 1,281 people, but to me it was the whole world."
Stand By Me-1986
otherdruid
03-17-06, 12:27 PM
Friday
Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got sh!t to do.
phlebotnum
03-17-06, 02:26 PM
"This is my favorite axe...."
The Gangster (Paul Bettany)
Gangster No. 1
Wanna-be Buddha
03-17-06, 03:53 PM
"Do you know what we do with people we don't like, Turkish? We feed them to the pigs."
-Bricktop, Snatch
eldirion
03-17-06, 04:09 PM
Two from the Boondock Saints:
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii...
[they cock their guns]
Connor, Murphy: ...et spiritus sancti.
and
Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they'? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.
aerosmithchickey
03-17-06, 04:58 PM
From Forest Gump:
Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan
and:
Forrest Gump: Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.
and:
Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimping boat?
Forrest: No, but I've been on a real big boat.
I could probably recite that movie by heart. There are so many good lines in it to put them all here.
some more:
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!--Mommie Dearest
You can't HANDLE the truth!!--A Few Good Men
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.--Casablanca
I feel the need... ...the need for speed!---Top Gun
*I'm an excellent driver.
*K-Mart sucks!
*97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock'n'roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll.
*Course, it's 1 minute til Wapner.---All from Rain Man
That's all I can think of right now....
Julie
eldirion, I LOVE Boondock Saints!!!!
I could probably recite that whole script. There isn't a single quote in that script not worth quoting.
eldirion
03-18-06, 05:04 AM
eldirion, I LOVE Boondock Saints!!!!
I could probably recite that whole script. There isn't a single quote in that script not worth quoting.
I just saw it for the first time the other day...it has amazing dialogue.
I love the entire cat scene:
Murphy: I can't believe that just happened!
Rocco: Is it dead?
Hilarious
otherdruid
03-18-06, 03:14 PM
V for Vendetta
V : This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like, a crazy-person?
MayBear
03-18-06, 03:34 PM
from an oldie by a goodie: The Jerk
Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog barks]
I don't need my dog.
eldirion
03-18-06, 04:27 PM
V for Vendetta
V : This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like, a crazy-person?
I can't believe how well Hugo Weaving spoke this scene...every single word was completely understandable, it was great
otherdruid
03-18-06, 06:21 PM
I can't believe how well Hugo Weaving spoke this scene...every single word was completely understandable, it was great
Verily
Bernard
03-18-06, 08:52 PM
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me.:Cheers::bunny:
V for Vendetta
V : This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like, a crazy-person?
Wow, That's going to be an interesting scene to see.
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