Top Ten Surprises In The New Season Of "Lost"

[Mattie]

10. Jack was once married to Renee Zellweger but it was annulled

9. The island is Dick Cheney's undisclosed location

8. Halfway through the season, the Harlem Globetrotters show up and challenge the castaways to a basketball game

7. The show finally gets a long overdue laugh track

6. Halliburton awarded no-bid contract for reconstruction of the plane

5. The numbers? Paris Hilton's cell phone number

4. The monster turns out to be a liquored-up Martha Stewart

3. Everyone is rescued when Sean Penn shows up in his motorboat.

2. Michael Brown shows up offering to move the survivors to the Super Dome.

1. The real reason the plane crashed -- Lindsay Lohan was driving.

[MJBinNC]

Don't forget:
The survivors get national attention when former presidents Clinton and Bush make photo-op tours to raise money for their plight.

[scottq74]

Five surprises from the backstories...

5) In her long-awaited flashback episode, we find out that Shannon was married to Larry King.

4) Jack lost his license to practice medicine because he refused to stop performing unnecessary appendix transplants.

3) Sawyer finds out the true identity of “the real Sawyer”… it’s H. Ross Perot!

2) Charlie was once one of The Backstreet Boys, but was kicked out of the band because he wanted them to do nothing but covers of Weird Al Yankovich songs!

1) Kate was married to Larry King, too!


And five big twists and surprises of the season...

5) Walt has been using his telepathic powers to teach Jin to cuss in English.

4) Big problems arise when Hurley enters a Doogie Howser, M.D.-esque journal entry into the hatch’s computer.

3) The show will turn NC-17 for a night when all of the chocolate that Kate stuffed in her pants melts, and the male survivors take turns licking it off her butt!

2) We'll discover that “The Others” are actually Leslie Neilson, O.J. Simpson, and all of the stars of “The Naked Gun” movies.

And believe it or not... 1) We will actually go an entire episode without someone tripping while running through the jungle!

[ToddsPrincess]

:rollin


I knew those numbers sounded familiar!

[MoreLikeHurleyThanYou]

4) Big problems arise when Hurley enters a Doogie Howser, M.D.-esque journal entry into the hatch’s computer.

fantastic, scottg74

I love it

[Tera]

Haha!

:rollin

All of those are great!

[Lost In His Eyes]

1. The real reason the plane crashed -- Lindsay Lohan was driving.

:rollin

[jamiept]

:yeah:

[CLUCK]

10. Jack was once married to Renee Zellweger but it was annulled

9. The island is Dick Cheney's undisclosed location

8. Halfway through the season, the Harlem Globetrotters show up and challenge the castaways to a basketball game

7. The show finally gets a long overdue laugh track

6. Halliburton awarded no-bid contract for reconstruction of the plane

5. The numbers? Paris Hilton's cell phone number

4. The monster turns out to be a liquored-up Martha Stewart

3. Everyone is rescued when Sean Penn shows up in his motorboat.

2. Michael Brown shows up offering to move the survivors to the Super Dome.

1. The real reason the plane crashed -- Lindsay Lohan was driving.


aint that the freakin truth!!!!!


and paris was the co pilot, with nicole richie as the navigator.

[Waltisthekey]

:woot3: :lol: :goodpost:
That list was hilarious

[ALostRockStar]

LMAO Mattie you crack me up.

[MayBear]

LMAO Mattie you crack me up.

Oh my!! :eek: RockStar!! Do you need some Duct Tape for those cracks?

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