New Game!!! What do you need?

[Clementine Kruczynski]

Ok everybody go to Google and type in your name and needs.(Heather needs) Then post the best of the best here. For example:

Heather Needs...

-Two Therapists
-A childhood
-To start wearing a brassiere (love this one!)
-An acidic soil
-A female parent who can help show her appropriate ways to attract the attention of guys and learn how to choose appropriate partners

[DohBoy]

Peter needs:

- to save Dumbledore (http://content.ytmnd.com//111000/111529/image.gif)
- to work on his foot movement
- to be the only dog in his new home
- a solution that can be expanded over time
- to know to "grow up"

[uhavemel]

tee hee...Pamela needs

sperm donor
the lowdown
a home (well the calico cat named Pamela does anyway).

Too funny!

Thanks golfergirl.

[Celtic Ceilidh]

Karen Needs

a lobotomy fund
money to buy rollar skates
a man
a new haircut to make her look glamerous
to learn the basics of spending and budgeting

[Dallard]

Donna Needs....

-two hands to keep things steady
-a good reason to work
-address labels
-to have some drunken one night stands :rollin
-to find a boyfriend so her acidic mother Flo
won't think she is gay
-no introduction
-to know is that this has nothing to do with disco
-some sort of weapon/accessory like a lasso

There is way too many... this is fun.

[boonian androphile]

David needs...

prayers
your help
to roar with pride
dusting often
a computer
no introduction
a strong two parent family
to listen, take notes, and repeat in his own words what was stated
much better than this
your support
to collect five small stones in a stream
to get honest (maybe) and straight :lol
to thrive with the good works he does
your vote
to find lots of capital or accept he will remain a garage operation
a slap:eek
to send me a check (5 bucks, right?)
no validation
him (you bet!)

[wickedsweet]

Nicky needs:
-to wear warm clothes
-it
-needs someone more experienced
-to use a toilet (:\ )
-a ride home

[MJBinNC]

Mary needs:

- her own Mr. Grant (ala Mary Tyler Moore)
- a little consistency
- the lamb in school :lol
- you. Be on the lookout for her;)
- opportunities to play and experience movement in a variety of positions:o
- a make over
- a table, chair and a glass of cold water
- Unable to keep her liquid morphine down, (Mary needs) a booster shot

These are the best (and minus all of the obvious religious stuff)

[feigenbaum]

JJ needs:

..to own up
...to die
...to think outside the box
...solutions.

hmmm...

[mystjade]

Caitlin needs

-some fluids

-more drugs

and the oddley concidental, 'Caitlin needs a woman she can talk with, Jade struggles with seeing Kendall'

[Celtic Ceilidh]

Found more great ones!!

Karen needs to have a smooth ride and to ride sideways instead of facing forward or backward

Karen still needs service

Karen needs to reach out to people like Craig

[Clementine Kruczynski]

More for me!!

Heather needs:

-to be kept moist
-to raise $3500 to cover her expenses during the 10 days in Toronto
- to seriously consider adding kibble to her diet
-to be as long as possible for thatching, ideally about 15 years
old

[JediArturo]

Arturo Needs to:
* Arturo needs to communicate clearly with different groups of people
*Arturo needs a sponsor
* Arturo needs to test the helix-setup-tools
with various distributions
*Arturo needs to hook with both hands to Floyd's midsection

[Brian]

Hmmm....I'll play along:

Brian needs:

- Brian's needs (WTF is that supposed to mean?)
- Brian needs assistance (Hell, anyone here could have told you that!)
- brian needs a home (Uhm....I already have one but thanks!)

(oh for crying out loud, what comes next?)

- Brian needs food badly (This is where I call BS on this because obviously whoever came up with that link is delusional!)
:) That's it at this point. Wait, I found another one....
- Does Brian really need NOS? (Not that I know of. Although, this is a TFATF (The Fast And The Furious) link. :) )

Wait,

- Nightly News with Brian (I've always said I needed my own radio program. Perhaps this is a premonition? God help us if that's true! :lol )

[jamie112871]

Jamie needs:

your vote
Kelly's backing
a kid
an amanuensis
a nap
the Spur of a goal
to find a witness

that was too funny. and I so need a nap.

[Brian]

jamie112871 said:
that was too funny. and I so need a nap.
Welcome to our world! :lol Sleep is something you have to plan for when visiting this message board. I like to think of it as digital crack for many reasons. It's very addictive and sometimes you can't pull yourself away.

If it weren't for that whole "work" thing, I'd be here all the time because, after almost a year here, I'm still trying to catch up in the T&S forum.

Good luck on your nap! :lol

[Dallard]

Brian:Welcome to our world! Sleep is something you have to plan for when visiting this message board. I like to think of it as digital crack for many reasons. It's very addictive and sometimes you can't pull yourself away.
Have I thanked you yet???

BTW you missed this one
Brian needs-a little self-discipline :lol

[Brian]

BTW you missed this one
Brian needs-a little self-discipline. :lol
I most certainly do not! :) I have plenty of self-discipline. Whether I can find it when I need it is another question altogether! :)

[jefmoret]

Jef Needs...

SimpleBits
Self Improvement Books for Personal Development
Aviation Fuel Tax


..and infinite links about Jef Raskin

[Tera]

Tera needs....

help with legal expenses

donations from the public

a catalyst

someone to talk to

to visually shut down

more women

Yoda

[PastaSteve]

Steven needs:

-help.
-some friends.
-eye surgery.
-to be recast with a much stronger actor with some range.
-his son to gain his inheritance.
-a fast way to get cash.
-young women to fall madly in love with him.
-his cable connected.
-a new job.
-to chill.
-better shoes.
-to quit while he is ahead.
-a babysitter.

Haha, that was fun. :D

[Lost In His Eyes]

**Okay! I did it right this time! :D


Brittany needs:

-Love... (for real it said 'Brittany_Needs_Love_Too') :lol

-To eat a sandwich... :rollin

-A loving and nurturing adoptive two parent or single parent family.... (Wow, I'm up for adotion and I didn't even know it!)

-A family that is loving, stable, caring & consistent... (I guess they're trying really hard to get rid of me!) :eek

-A very special family who is willing to take care of her needs... (That just makes it sound like something is wrong with me!)

-Daily brushing of the hair coat to keep it free of burrs and tangles after hunting... (LMAO!) :lol

-2 legs... (Man, that doesn't sound good!)

...And this is my favorite!

-Lots of exercise or it may become hyperactive and destructive.... (I won't lie, it's been known to happen!) :rollin

Wow, that's so much more fun when I follow the instructions! Haha!

[Lostaboutlost]

I think you may have missed something. For the game, you put your name and "needs" in the google search and then see what it comes up with. Just wanted to let you know!

Emily needs almost 24-hour care
to be whipped into shape by Nanny 911
to talk to him
help providing refreshments
a forever family who will be patient and consistent
a series of exemptions to Harvard’s administrative rules
to be living at the Quartermaines
a drink
to learn how to read
a special cerificate for her efforts
to be read as part of the American gothic tradition
to be quiet while the machine makes its measurements

These made me laugh. :)

[Lost In His Eyes]

^LMAO! Wow, I'm dumb 8o ... I guess I should have read all the instructions! That'll teach me! I'll do it right and then post my results!

[Celtic Ceilidh]

bump

[redneck once removed]

Not quite sure I did this right, I seem to have a lot more than yall did...:eyebrow:

I guess I could just be really needy L:rolleyes:L

Anyway, According to Google,

Needs Your Help - for? lol
needs her mother - hmm:eyebrow:
needs to give Sayid a manicure - :rotfl:
needs a shower - HEY! :(
needs a new myspace name - I don't even have myspace,lol
Needs:soft serve ice cream in her digestive system at all times -lol, really?
Needs:you to understand that she's not trying to sleep with your ... Well yes, that's always good.
needs to know - L:DL! Keep me in the loop please...
needs financial help Please Donate- LMA:D Sure, can always use help :p
needs a hand with her breasts - :eye-poppi! WHAT?!? C'mon now! :thwak:
needs information on responsible sexual behavior. ...- Now what the :censored: is that implying?!?
needs to rest. - sure
needs to call his mom, she is real worried - I'm a girl, So do I call HIS mom or my own? lol
needs insight on 64-bit computing - Obviously do since I dunno what that is...
needs to stay within the Aer Rianta fold - Oooooooookay?
needs to think how to develop its business - I'm now an it?
needs physiotherapy and joint injections- YIKES!:eek:! Ow!
needs company.- usually, L;)L
needs to eat many small meals throughout the day - I already do that
-----------------------------------------------
needs no introduction to younger readers- Sure....:eyebrow:
needs all his wits about him to survive the big, bad city- Again, I'm a girl!
needs to know. how much money will be. available each month- Always good to know...

Well then. Hmm, guess I'll have to ruminate on this a while L:pL

[rottenralf]

Ralf needs the Plan Evaluator in order to compare the three simulations side-by-side

RALF needs an environment variable RALFHOME

Ralf needs to show us he can still overtaken without losing parts

Ralf needs to get himself sorted if he wants a seat in a blue and white car next year

Ralf needs for his unique playing style - the perfect blend of sonic power, projection,and tonal color. ...


Ralf needs is a fresh start

Ralf's needs are not special, they are quite generic.

Ralf's needs super bright yellow and Jarno's needs chrome.

I think Ralf needs to be sedated, not rescued. (my favorite)

Ralf needs to eat.

Ralf needs to go all the way to the end of pit lane

Ralf needs our help let's go to the eletcric room and copy everthing and run the hell out again

Ralf needs to go back to school (well, that one I just accomplished)

[LOST_523]

Wow this must be faith. Im in a band...

Micah Needs:
- A new bass player. wierd.....
- more mallows
- to straighten his hair. wtf?

[John]

Here we go...

John needs:

your bone marrow
to get his patootie back here
a new name
to embrace family values
rest after throat surgery
a lesson
operation after hooker bites his yahoo for non-payment

Then there was the entry to some guy named John playing this game in his blog.

[rosalind711]

Nina needs:
a home
a cow
your votes
a holiday(isn't this true)
feedback from the board
an older female counselor
help to roll from her belly to her back(haaaaaa)
a respite
a low stress environment(once again true)
to be able to connect with your vibrational energies
to forget the verbal sparring because it brings out her flaws
to be "read" in many ways as tableaux vivan
a hockey STICK to the head (oh now that is not nice!)
a playmate
a sponsor
Broker's skills in order to complete her mission
a good daddy

[IwannaBlost]

Kathi needs help now and then (Hey, don't we all?)

Kathi's needs could not be met (How did it know?)

Kathi needs "slugs" (WTF?)

kathi needs a good bikini wax before you guys depart for Europe (Another WTF?)

Kathi needs to be stabilized (Isn't that what my meds are for?)

Kathi needs more aid (yes, I accept cash, check or credit cards)

Kathi needs pedestrian refuge islands (HUH?)

Kathi needs help (I think is said this more than once)

Kathi needs must take into account tools for debugging (Guess I need to stop at SpiesRUs)

Kathi needs to take this one step at a time

Kathi needs to drop dead (Okay, this was just mean)

Kathi needs a screw very badly (Again, how does it know me?)

Kathi needs and loves you, can't you feel it everywhere? (my personal favorite)

Kathi needs money to travel (Now, where would I go....Paris?)

[TheTempest]

Pamela needs:

A sperm donor -- What the???:eek:

A cat -- I have an evil one already... Thanx!:whitecat:

To be blonde -- I prefer being a redhead.:D

Pamie loving -- I can never get enough loving! ;)

Fluids -- I hope they're talking 'bout water! :spit:

A new bra -- I do love lingerie...:whistling

A new career -- But I love being an Interior Designer...:(

[Lost In His Eyes]

I want to do this again!!

Brittany needs:

...to get out ASAP (Out of what??)
...to grow up (Are you calling me immature!?)
...someone to watch the baby (Baby!? Oh, hell, what baby?)
...a ride to the grocery store (Well, I am feeling a bit lazy)
...something (Don't be too specific...Sheesh!)
...to be medicated! (LMFAO!)
...the opportunity to relate to a strong female role model (Madonna!?)
...a smile (Awww...)
...structure and consistency (???)
...to go country!! (I kid you not! It said that!)
...a real good lawyer (LMAO! I didn't do it!)
...to know who is boss in the partnership early on in life (Who da boss!?)
...at least 30 minutes of “down time" (I could use that...)
...to get to the hospital wing right away (Oh dammit!)
... to find a job (But, but... I have one!)
...lots of help to come home (Am I lost? OHAHAHAHA!)
...some air (But only 'some')
...to move on (From what?)

[redneck once removed]

Well, I did my name and it was so funny, I thought I'd do (part of) my screename. Here's what I got

redneck needs to go hunting - Aww, I HATE Hunting
redneck needs to f**k - Really now? I've no complaints in that dept. :D
redneck needs a blog - hmmm
redneck needs is a good spanking - :eek:! Says who?!?
redneck needs--a terrific singer/songwriter - Why? Am I in a band and don't know it?
redneck needs a trucker hat - L:rolleyes:L
redneck needs help - Again, With??
redneck needs a good hound - hmm, I like dogs, wonder what kind
redneck needs, a bass boat, a pick up, and a beer! - Not at the same time I hope, L:pL
redneck needs his tooth - HEY, I'm a girl and have MORE THAN 1!lol
redneck needs new batteries in his hearing aids - What?
redneck needs a shotgun and a one eyed dog - 1-eyed aint gonna be much help with the hunting L:pL
Redneck needs to be totally re-defined - into?
redneck needs something nice once in a while - Why yes, :thankyous
Redneck needs a .17 HMR rifle with scope - Am I angry?
Redneck Needs Recipes for Roadkill Meals - EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
redneck needs you to believe that ‘alien’s’ exist - hmmm :eyebrow:
redneck needs to be restrained from making rude adolescent gestures. - Really?, LMA:D I'll work on it, L:pL

So, anyway, that's what I got. Not sure if it's better or worse :p

[Smartypants]

Pants needs some tailoring to be a good fit
Pants needs to go
Pants needs tighter elastic
Pants needs to be the same color
Pants needs to hire an unbiased, accredited appraiser
Pants needs a really hard wash (oooh!)
Pants needs Dickensian principles like a fish needs a bicycle
Pants needs a back of doomy enhanced cheese puffs (???)
Pants needs to pull those suckers down some
Pants needs to learn that just because they can afford super shiny armor doesn't make you a tough guy
Pants needs to be able to laugh about it
Pants needs to get a life

My fave:
Pants needs no explanation

[Blackhawk]

Ha ha... this was very funny.

Apparently, Shaun needs...

... some love rock. (you can never have too much Foreigner)
... a good male in his life. (What?)
... to know he has a baby. (WHAT????)
... to fall in love, so he feels depressed when he's on the road. (I enjoy angst)
... to make a little money. (too true)
... to work on his outside shooting and finishing his layups. (also true)
... to learn responsibility and grow up. (screw you Google! you're a stoopidhead!)
... something to happen, fast. (actually, I wish things would slow down!)
... to seek why he answers the phone when she calls? (Why Shaun, why?)
... all his considerable brain power as well as brawn, to get to the truth (I'll get to the bottom of this eventually)
... to be high to sing. (I don't think being high would help)
... an extra credit in art to get his football scholarship. (I don't think an art credit would help)
... to stop crouching quite as much as he does. (well if I stand up, I'll bang my head on things)
... to sort out his life and seize the day. (you're such an inspiration, Google)


Plus there were a bunch of great ones that I'm sure must have been from movie reviews for Shaun of the Dead:

Shaun needs...

... to get his life back in order, reconcile with his girlfriend, and also survive being eaten.
... to grow up and sort his life out, but he’d rather sit around swigging beer with his flatmate.
... all the help he can get from his seemingly hopeless family.

[korndiddy]

Zach needs to set his clock for 7:20
Zach needs to have a serious talk with himself
Zach Needs A Shower (http://takeashower.ytmnd.com/) (my personal favorite)
Zach needs to brush up on his reporting skills
Zach needs to be legally emancipated from his parents. ... Zach needs to be taken away from these so-called human beings
Brainwashing camp is just what Zach needs

[MayBear]

How many is too many? :D

Joan needs some help!We've always known that!:crazy:

Joan Needs LoveDon't we all!

Joan needs a miracleThat would be nice!

Joan needs to be remindedOf everything! I make a list but I forget where I put it!

Joan needs to talkYes!! And let Papa Bear know that, too!

Joan needs to catch what's coming at herI've never been good at catching anything! I once broke a finger trying to catch a softball!

Joan needs to juggleAnd how am I going to do that if I can't even catch a softball?

Joan Needs ShoppingOf course! Doesn't that go without saying?

Joan needs only a little attentionThat is highly exaggerated! I want it all!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!!! :blinkie:

And one I couldn't share cuz it wasn't PG-13 :naughty:

That was fun! :D

[Dharmit]

Holly needs a home. Not true!
Holly needs to go to obedience and learn how to walk nicely on a leash because she does a lot of "drifting" from side to side investigating things. Kinky!
Holly needs to catch a break. Not yet.. maybe later
Holly needs surgery on both hips. Yikes!
Holly needs help in her Olympic efforts. That's me.. Olympic Rum drinker.

[john_locke]

Drew needs to attend a intimate liberal arts university located in northern New Jersey.
Drew needs industrial press cigars.
Drew needs information on whip construction and what makes a whip crack.
Drew needs male nude, body scapes,city scapes, portrait and fashion in black and white photography.
Drew needs to wear medical shoes.
Drew needs to buy a dictionary.
Drew needs Discounts on bread makers.
Drew needs to record Voiceovers for all electronic media.
Drew needs to draw Cat art paintings, cat prints, kitten drawings, pet cat portraits & more
Drew needs to buy the Nancy Drew Boxed Set 1-6
Drew needs to earn $15 million a film

[Magical Trevor]

Dave needs...

-Dave needs Firefox and Bugmenot
-Dave needs some advice, Dave told Carmen that he really likes her, but Carmen doesn't want a new boyfriend (Who the hell is Carmen?)
-Dave needs a kidney (Hehe, maybe I could use Lockes...)
-Dave needs a hug. Give Dave some love people. I think he needs it...
-Dave needs plywood
-Dave needs to have that mole looked at
-Dave needs to be kept abreast of any and all plans/agreements there may be between DOT and Altoona . ... (like... WTF???)
-Dave needs a big hand for what he has done.... (well it was pretty awesome...)
-Dave needs vacation from carrying his fiancees bags (dunno who she is, but she probably isn't going to be pleased when she hears about Carmen...)
-Dave needs to know you are coming so that he can be here! ...
-Dave needs a way to stay up to date with all the stocks and shares news,
-David needs dusting often, but waxing and polishing only every other month (???)

[VeeAyetheCPA]

Virginia needs

-- a youth violence assessment
-- transportation funding
-- voting protection
-- a probate lawyer
-- a home for a baby domestic longhair
-- a boating license
-- to adopt a West Virginia child

you get serious stuff with a name like Virginia

[rosalind711]

I think if Virginia needs transportation funding, a youth violence assessment and a probate lawyer; she doesn't need to adopt a west virginia child.

[ekoistheman]

Chad needs___some money to buy weapons?????WTF????

[LostVoyeur]

wow......I'm needy

Vickie needs to get her ass on the internet----duh, i'm here
Vickie needs to be rid of a man who clearly doesn't love her----i guess i should
vickie needs extentions-----of ?
Vickie needs to shut up for 5 minutes----NEVER
Vickie needs to potty----wow can they read my mind ?
Vickie needs 4 or 5 people for Quick Change Crew (strippers?)----o...k...

[Scott]

Scott needs help from Maryland Players
Scott needs Mozilla
Scott NEEDS nude models (er...wtf?)
Scott needs to get out more (LOL! Damn straight)
Scott needs a new myspace name
Scott needs to take his meds
Scott needs a change of style
Scott needs help

[Bekka]

Bekka needs to show her legs more. :naughty:
Bekka needs to be told that we're friends. :awwhug:
Bekka needs 2 stop bein paranoid. :scratchch
Bekka still needs to talk to Hospitality Comm about who is going to be the contact for Naked Juice and Luna Bars... :eyebrow:
Bekka needs to shed this high school scumbag trying to relive his high school glory days. (LMAO! :shhh: Don't let Freck see that. heh heh)
Unoh, Bekka needs a spanking :scared:

[Scott]

Because he deserves it:

Timmah needs to pay more attention in his math class.

[Bekka]

Ok, here it is w/my real name. Funn--eeee!

Rebecca needs enlightenment!
Rebecca needs to make up her mind quickly.
Rebecca needs to get out and find a boyfriend. (I already did! :shhh:)
Lil' miss Rebecca needs a CLUE. :boggled:
Rebecca needs her food to be soft, or cut into small pieces, so that it is easy to chew. (Yeah, dammit! And it better be cut into SQUARES next time!) :confused:
Rebecca needs every vote she can get to keep her dancing dream alive so pick up the phone now! (It's not too late to call!!)

And finally:
Rebecca needs to get to California, but she can't join the wagon train unless she is married, so she begins a hasty search.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[The Swan]

ok......

John needs to go on an adventure
John needs a cold Corona
John needs a Thurday to hurry up
John needs England to win the World Cup
John needs to feel comfortable in his own skin

[equinox]

* jean needs to train with a skater --- (Why not with a jater?)

* Jean needs to come drink with me more --- (Definitely.)

* Jean needs to learn what many successful leaders have discovered: Wait for someone to notice your achievements, and you'll likely wait forever. --- (Right.)

* Jean val Jean needs Javert - or there's no story --- (Ah, bien oui.)

* Jean needs a place to take refuge and also enlightens Einar to the fact that he has a granddaughter. --- (Einar?)

* Jean needs to stop saying "Thank you Rollye" every time --- (Okay. Thank you Rollye.)

* Jean needs to work on his pawn-play. --- (Damn pawns always get in the way.)

* Jean needs a screwdriver. --- (Always useful.)

* The jean needs to look good with heels, ballerina flats and sneakers. --- (And don't call me the jean, you denim you.)

* Jean needs some civilian clothes --- (May I keep the helmet?)

* Jean needs to cast White Dragon Protect every round or everyone will end up dead real fast. --- (That, or someone will need to push a button every 108 minutes.)

* Maybe Jean needs a warm hat so he can stay on the roof working longer. --- (LOL. I like that one.)

* Jean needs is a little snip snip, and he can play all he wants. --- (It's incredible what you can do with a little snip snip.)

* Jean needs four blocks to break the school’s career shot-block record of Jim Nelson (146). --- (Uh? Oh, basketball, eh?)

* Jean needs to move away from Scott for awhile --- (LOL, Scott.)

* Jean needs a few dedicated Master Gardeners that are willing to help one afternoon a week for a couple of hours. --- (Yes, master gardeners. One can always use master gardeners.)

* Jean needs a volunteer for a vice-chairman. --- (I get to be chairman?)

* Jean needs to cut a board into two 3.5 foot pieces. --- (That's another good one.)

* Jean needs to drop the dark clothing --- (Okay, okay, I got the message about clothes the first time.)

* Jean needs to send out updated Illiad licensing prices. --- (Homer has been complaining.)

* Jean needs a date for a formal ball. --- (Or a lunch will do.)

* Jean needs glasses. --- (That's true.)

* Jean needs to become gay. --- (Let me think about it.)

* jean needs online coffee shop --- (Actually, I just need coffee.)

* jean needs a sub-tropical to tropical climate. (I hope I won't get LOST.)

* Jean needs the help of cushions to see out the cockpit window. --- (Remaining within the theme here.)

* Jean needs to bring Kevin to the doctor for his shots. --- (Kelvin. It's Kelvin.)

[LostVoyeur]

lmao now THATS funny

[rosalind711]

This is so much fun that I decided to do it with my nic. too.

Rosalind needs:

-what Rosalind needs is someone with whom she can simultaneously identify with (I have been saying this for years!!!!!!!)

-Rosalind needs Michael (who is Michael?)

-Rosalind needs to be reminded to get that paperwork submitted (I wish people would stop telling me how to do my job!)

-all Rosalind needs to be able to do in order to effectively turn into a man is to outface, pretend and perform the act of bravery (wow, and I thought there would have to be a surgery!)

-Rosalind needs to put him in the happy tablet academy

-Rosalind needs to schmooze during this little death march of an affair

-Rosalind needs to be convinced Orlando loves her before marrying him (Orlando! Are you serious? I would marry him. No need for convincing.)

-Rosalind needs a strong man

-Rosalind needs Rosalind

-Rosalind needs a search engine called Oogle

[Peanut Butter Fingers]

Well, I had to spell my name wrong to get these, but I changed it back after.

Jacquie needs a new adoptive family to love her unconditionally
Jacquie needs to pose for playboy
Jacquie needs to bake enough cookies to fill 10 bags with 6 cookies in each bag.
Jacquie needs more tiles!!
Jacquie needs revenge
Jacquie needs to die. (I dont like this one.)
Jacquie needs to deliver the drugs to New Orleans
Jacquie needs way, way more coffee

[imjusthatawsum]

THIS IS FUNNY!

Craig needs...

-To sell his '92 Saturn
-His Coffee fix
-A lot more friends
-A Jobby Job (I couldnt believe it either)
-More cards
-to feel the love
-a new photo
-a back rub
-to step up and shut up (my favorite)
-to take it off (wow)
-Lemonade
-to seriously get some training done

[Found in the Land of Lost]

Liz Needs:

-a catchy slogan
-to devise a budget and stick to it
-to define and schedule the writing and design
-her sleep
-to increase her food uptake to at least 2000 calories a day
-to get that one frame from out of her old animated gif avatar


All of these things are true. Well, all except for the last one, which was true a few days ago. Weird.
:scared:

[An"Other"]

Mike needs-

- a date
- a new van
- a life
- your help

[kd8ch]

Ken needs:

A hug (never turn that down)
[paraphrased] A male reproductive organ (I don't know what to say to that)
A tan and better hair
A cleaning lady (With a 2 and a 5 year old, it would help)
To go
To come spend a few days with this angry woman (My wife, or another one?)
A makeover
You
To face reality
To die (Really, dear, I was kidding about that 'angry woman' thing).

Too funny!

[j-losti]

jennie needs....to milk the cows

Jennie needs to understand that Adam does not carry his violent responses beyond his tools (ok now I'm scared)

[GrahamK]

Graham needs...

- a straw man to attack
- to get his head out of his butt
- the other three at least as much as they need him
- to be moved to a bigger enclosure
- the additional income

[eldirion]

-A loving family (I'm all good there)
-Your help (please!!)
-Money fast (those train tickets won't buy themselves)
-A plan (...first I'll climb out the window and club the nearest pedestrian.....)
-Traditional features to assert its ecclesiastical identity. (....what?)
-to learn to be more protective of himself, physically, and understand the consequences of his actions when he is not careful (ok, Mom...I get the idea)
-A revolution (*raises fist*)
-To write a speech about Tom (This relatively unknown dentist brother of Tim...the famous wizard...)
-too (very true)
-To be adopted (not true...I just need some TLC)
-To look closer at the true meaning of the holidays (Thanksgiving isn't about the food?)
-To spend less time in front of the mirror combing (*picks up buzzer*)
-Children (all that pent-up adoration...I just need an outlet)

[finebyfive]

OK, I saw this and thought :scratchch this seems like fun.......until I did it, :eek: I don't think I can put what I found, (in the first spot no less), in this forum!!!



But there was also this...........

Shelly needs a favor...

Shelly needs a comfortable lap.

Shelly needs a sammich! STAT!!!

Shelly needs a date for her upcoming session in there

Shelly needs a small paragraph about yourself

Shelly needs a few more weeks of 'bone healing'

Shelly needs to go bra shopping with GGG girls

Shelly Needs A New Crib

[Lostitute]

1. A friend :awwhug:

2. Psychiatric help :crazy:

3. A beer :cheers2:

4. "...to find a conservative middle-ground strategy that provides globalization ..." and "to listen to his basic fisherman instincts..." :what:

5. A haircut :pullhair:

6. "...your help to settle the campaign debts!" :rolleyez:

7. Cash :pray:

8. "...your help to be elected the next Lt. Governor of Georgia...!" :soapbox:

[Smartypants]

Smartypants needs

our Help!
a change
to be activated on a a field-by-field basis
really big pants
something to occupy her time
school like a tadpole needs legs
to f*** off big time
a t-shirt with a picture of a brain on it
to straighten up
a keener effort
to dig a hole and lie down it
a hug (that one is from THIS forum so it's for me :D)

[SonOfSawyer]

George needs


George Needs a break
George Needs a Good Smack
George Needs to read more...
George needs therapy
George Needs You!
George Needs a time out
George Needs a Miracle
George Needs assistance with shaving and tooth brushing
George Needs a plan
George Needs help
George Needs to go
George Needs a make over
George Needs sex

[Lostitute]

George Needs sex

Is this really what you found in your Google search, or are you just hopin' for a few extra PMs? ;)

[SonOfSawyer]

Is this really what you found in your Google search, or are you just hopin' for a few extra PMs? ;)

no, the entire description is:
George needs sex education George needs to drink more alcohol George needs to wash George needs to understand the values of scissors George needs a haircomb.
:rolleyez:

[jamaica_girl]

Maggie needs:

- Maggie needs a home
- Maggie needs immediate help with the implementation of organizational tools
- Maggie needs more space for all her mp3s
- Maggie needs a gentleman
- Maggie needs to be punished...

:rotfl:

[Lostitute]

no, the entire description is:
George needs sex education George needs to drink more alcohol George needs to wash George needs to understand the values of scissors George needs a haircomb.
:rolleyez:




Maggie needs:

to be punished...

:rotfl:

:rotfl: :eek: :rotfl: :yikes: :rotfl: :eek: :rotfl: :yikes: :rotfl: