Favorite Sawyer one liners!

[PlaneJane22]

:smokin

"Right behind ya ... Jackass."

"Better than three of you wandering into the magical forest to bag a hung of ham with nuthin' but a little bitty hunting knife? Hell no! It's the best idea I've ever heard."

From ep 3, loved the badass delivery: "Right. Let's talk about THAT."

[TheKim]

I have way too many. But I do think "Right behind ya, Jackass" is my current favorite. I even have it set to play every time I get new mail! haha

[boobie_tassels]

Oh man, how to choose? I know people tend to say Charlie has the best lines but IMO, Sawyer does.

[SparksFan59]

Love this site. I just stumbled across it yesterday.

Sawyer is my favorite character, and that line, "Right behind ya...Jackass just made me laugh out loud. It was delivered perfectly.

[wondergirl9847]

"Right behind ya, jacka$$." - Priceless.

The metro line was greatness too.

Sawyer has the best lines. :smokin

[azteclady]

"Guess what? I just shot a bear!!!"

Gotta love it, he sounds so indignant. Sorta, "can you just see how smart and handy I am?"

Beto

[2chattycatty]

Got to love the delivery on "You take my gun off me, Boy"!

[PlaneJane22]

White Rabbit:

The Best:
Sawyer: You're in my light, sticks.
Shannon: Light sticks? What the hell is that suppo--
Sawyer: Light. Comma. Sticks. As in those legs of yours.

Sawywer: I could take an IOU. Something tells me your good ... for it.

That whole scene rocked!

and oh my god the dimples in that scene!

The rest:
Sawyer: I made this birthday wish four years ago.

Sawyer: Hell, I'm an optimist.

Sawyer: Hey, you forgot something, seeing as how you're the new sherrif in town, might as well make it official.

[TheKim]

I loved that Sawyer and Shannon scene! Those dimples! Ahhh!

[cleogirl1]

Everything PlaneJane said......

OH. MY. GOD. Those dimples......there should be warning label on that boy!:eek

[dsera]

The jackass line was great but I still keep coming back to this one:

"Ahh, the mighty huntress returns. What's for dinner, hon?"

I just love his sarcasm.

[AndThePickles]

I agree with PlaneJane:


Sawyer: You're in my light, sticks.
Shannon: Light sticks? What the hell is that suppo--
Sawyer: Light. Comma. Sticks. As in those legs of yours.:lol

Sawywer: I could take an IOU. Something tells me your good ... for it.

ESPECIALLY the last Sawyer line, good....for it. HA, I was just LMAO. :rollin : rollin

[Tigerlily]

"And guess what? I JUST SHOT A BEAR!!"

And the one about 'Bear village' or whatever... that brought me such joy, too bad I don't remember it....

"Took this too. Thought it was cool."

[TheKim]

There are several quotes in the information section (under Lost) from each episode. If you don't see your favorite there and wish to add it, just let me know! The link to Josh Holloway Fan is in my sig.

[indecisive]

I loved it when he quoted Han Solo ... I was like, what's he saying? What's that from? "That's the real trick, isn't it?" Then it hit me.

[SweetieHobbit]

I'm pretty sure I love everything that comes out of his mouth...:D :D

[CrazieBlueEyes]

After Kate inquires why he is suddenly willing to be so helpful, he delivers this line with his biting sarcasm:

"I'm a complex kinda guy, Sweetheart."

[doxtater]

My favs so far are

Kate: Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village, how the hell do I know?
Kate: Not the bear, the gun.

and

Sawyer: I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun, thought it might come in handy. Guess what! I just shot a bear!

I love the deliverly of them both, it was great!

[LadyJustloomdeppsync]

Hi! New just been wondering round for a while now decided to post. Me and my friend Jenna absloutely love Sawyer. We basically love everyone on the show, but Sawyer has that rough smart mouth edge i like. My favorite one liners have to be...
"Me, I'm in the WILD..." The way his eyes all sparked up...man!
I played hangman today with this one...
"What is about him (JACK) that makes you so weak in the loins?" When he delivered that he looked a little sly and glad that he got that in before Kate whooped him one. But when he said it my jaw dropped...

[poshpenny]

Not one line but I loved...

Baby I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damned spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. 'Course I'm serious.

[KingLancelot]

Hi,

I kinda like his line: "Hell, I'm an optimist.":lol

Take Care,
KingLancelot

[IsabelleRW88]

I love them all, any word that comes out of his mouth. I just love him.

[RebelDimples]

I agree...I like anything that comes out of Sawyer's mouth. I like all his lines. Here's one that I like from his flashback. "I like spending it as much as I like earning it."

[villana81]

I just love when he was convincing her to kiss him and said:

" Hell, it´s only first base, lucky for u I ain´t greedy"


I just loved itttttt!!:lol

[chikibabe ryou]

*drools* I cling to every word that passes his lips, but my fav is:

Kate: “Are you serious?”
Sawyer: “Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I’m serious. You‘re just not seeing the big picture here, Freckles. You really going to let that girl suffocate ‘cause you can‘t bring yourself to give me one little kiss. Hell, it’s only first base. Lucky for you I ain‘t greedy.”


And one that almost made me cry was:


Kate: “You’re name’s not Sawyer, is it?”
Sawyer: “It was his name. He was a confidence man. Romanced my momma to get to the money. Wiped them out clean, left a mess behind. So I wrote that letter. Wrote it knowing one day I’d find him. But that ain’t the sad part. When I was 19 I needed six grand to pay these guys off I was in trouble with. So I found a pretty lady with a dumb husband who had some money. And I got them to give it to me. How’s that for a tragedy. Became the man I was hunting. Became Sawyer. Don’t you feel sorry for me. Get the hell out. Get out!”

[Uncharted Aislynn]

I'm still fuming because (due to a tragic :x VCR miscommunication) I only caught the first 20 minutes of "Confidence Man."

*insert sound of a Ringwraith scream here* :)

But I *loved* the "Why? You wanna see who's taller?" line! Though, like so many other people, I agree that just about anything he says is fairly drool-inducing! :lol

Of course, he could be saying, "Blah, blah, blahblahblah blah" and I'd just be staring at those dimples, completely mesmerized, so I guess it really doesn't matter, huh? :rollin

Hope we get some screen capture pics from the episode up soon! This site's screen capture section is awesome! And also hope the Season 1 DVD set will be out the day after the season ends! :D (Or at least hope that they'll throw some reruns my way before that! My ABC affiliate is NOT showing the reruns on Saturday! What's with THAT??? >: )

~Aislynn

[Lost at sea]

Sawyer is such a smart-@$$ I think he is probably my second favorite guy on the island, right behind Locke. Top five for Sawyer

1) "I'm tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery, I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi" Loved the way he said "genuine"

2) "Guess what? I just shot a bear."

3) "Freckles"

4) "Better then three of you going off into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but an itty bitty hunting knife? Hell no thats the best damn plan I ever heard"

5) "We worked it out cave man style."

[edens demise]

I like the one where he tells me that he wants to make out with me- Oh wait, never mind that didn't really happen. :lol

Sorry, I'm real bored. ;)

[devenish]

lololol

[devenish]

God that guy is so charmin lol, he's just adorable everytime he speaks I just stare at those cute dimples its so sexy

[PeonyBrandybuck]

OMG, what about when he called Sayid Captain Falafel?? I was DYING laughing at that... it was the greatest!

[MsJustsyncfox]

Ummm let me think. (pulls out scrol)
(Looking at Jack) Ohhh I'm in trouble now.

[azteclady]

"and why am I getting the evening news from a six year old?"


:rollin


Beto
so bouncy!!!

[devenish]

lol hey that was a funny line from sawyer, and did yall hear what he called charlie lol i was like, oh boy

[faded xo sunshine]

When I read these, I can just hear his voice in my heads, cause his voice always has sarcasum in it, and its so different from othere peoples. lol.

Sawyer~ a doctor playing golf....well now i've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a donut?

^haha great line

SAWYER: Shut up, Lardo.

Jack: Get up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?

[Marnie of Gondor]

I love all Sawyer´s lines. The "baby, I´m tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery" is probably my favorite though.

Also the conversation he had with Jack in the plane (Jack looking for medicines, Sawyer for playboys) was cool -

"You say potato-"

"Now you have someone else to feel sorry to" - I loved it how he delivered that line.

[talrfn]

"and why am i getting the evening news from a 6yr..."
"im 10.."
"oh then it must be true".
love that one.
~Alia~:hat

[coopergirl]

I was thinking of the one with Sawyer in the cave with Sayid when he talks about his getting revenge. Of course I can't remember it verbatim and a friend has my tape, but it is something like, "...a man less magnanimous than myself could take revenge without reprisal..." ergh! Drat my ragged memory for not remembering more of it, but the vocab. was awesome! If anybody remembers this... Great scene.

[LadyJustloomdeppsync]

I nearly wet my pants when he said...
"It's about bunnies."

I mean the look on his face.....

[lachme]

"a less magnanimous man than me might think he could beat the ever-livin' snot outta you right now without fear of reprisal..."

god, i love that man.

[LadyJustloomdeppsync]

Oh yes i loved that part. That man just knows how to make us quiver!

[chrisberni]

His delivery is what makes these oneliners so good. :-)

[LOSTROXDASOX]

I love anything Sawyer says :D but i really like it when he says
:D "So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever." sorry its actually two lines

[MaryannNorway]

One of my alltime faves of his lines are from the beginning of Confidence Man: Kate walks up to a pile of clothing, and picks up a book on there..we see Sawyer in the water (drool) and he goes "it's about bunnies!" LOL, a guy like Sawyer reading a book about bunnies cracks me up..but more the WAY he says it...and that grin... yep that cracked me up!

[wildheart]

And the fact that he was obviously "unclothed" didn't hurt that scene one bit! LOL!

I have to say that "Right behind ya, jackass" and "Baby I'm tied to a tree in a forest of mystery...." are my faves...at least for now! :)
~Karen~

[MaryannNorway]

Wildheart I am still stunned over myself for actually HEARING what he said during that scene I was so drooling...but the facial expression on his face stuck with me LOL:rollin

[devenish]

"It's about bunnies" lol god that line cracked me up, and the smirk he always has on his face just makes me very happpppyyyy:D , I just cant help smiling when he smiles and delivers his one liners lol awwwwww so adorable

[wildheart]

"I am still stunned over myself for actually HEARING what he said during that scene I was so drooling..."

He SPOKE??? ;)

~Karen~

[MaryannNorway]

Yeah he actually SPOKE during that scene..:lol

[KissMESawyer]

He has got the best script I think. Or maybe it is just the delivery, but I am thinking that whomever writes for him would be a blast to hang out with.

Even if I was deaf I would still love to just watch his mouth move.

[wNt2bHbBt123]

HaHa he got a lot of good lines in tonight's episode, but clearly the best was "Me Kate. Me throw rock." :rollin

[LOSTROXDASOX]

"Me Kate me throw rock." was definetly the best line the lovely Sawyer said in last nights episode!!!!! :lol

[SerpentEvenstar]

That was one of the best lines ever. Also just loved the look on his face when Kate took her pants off. He looked darling.

[LuverlyL]

I have to say the best line of Wednesday's show had to be: "What, you smell blood on the wind?" I totally cracked up at that. And when he was trying to open the case.

[PhoenixForever86]

I couldn't pick just one, so here's several:

Kate: How do you know that he was an air marshall?
Sawyer: He had a badge. I thought it was cool, so I took that too.
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Jack: Get up!
Sawyer: Why? You wanna see who's taller?
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Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.
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Sawyer: Guess what? I JUST SHOT A BEAR!
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Sawyer: So how's it feel?
Boone: How's what feel?
Sawyer: Taking my place on top of everyone's Most Hated list.... Sucks, don't it?
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Sawyer: Physics my ass.

[YareUwierd]

how about Sawyer's response to Michael about the improbability of picking the lock on a Halliburton case?

I am summarizing...this is obviously not the conversation word for word but....

Michael: "IF you pick that lock, I'll put you on my back and fly us both to L.A." :lol

Sawyer: "Well, you better find a runway, daddy! Because there is nobody who can pick a lock better than me!":p

[razielr]

anybody has an audio of the "me kate, me throw rocks" line?
i deleted that episode so it will be great if someone can send me that line

[ShatteredStarlight]

I loved the lines where he was taunting Charlie with what was in Claire's diary. Just wish I could remember 'em...

[Alison]

"No -- no -- don't stop now -- I think my sinuses are clearing." ("Confidence Man")

Just got to stop and love the sheer bravado.

(Hi, I'm new.)

[Uncharted Aislynn]

Hi back, Alison!

I just saw "Confidence Man" for the first time recently (due to a tragic :eek VCR malfunction that made me miss it the first time around >: ) and that line about his sinuses clearing got to me, also. I mean, here the guy's being *tortured* yet he's still firing off the smart-mouthed one-liners! Oh, he's so gooooood at being bad, isn't he?!? :b

And I'd like to personally thank TV Guide for sending me the Sawyer cover this week! Yippee!! :rollin

~Aislynn
(Thanks to my new avi, I think I'm officially declaring myself a Sawyerette... :D )

[MaryannNorway]

Aislynn..OT here but your banner cracks me up!! I love it:lol :rollin

[Uncharted Aislynn]

Aww, thanks for saying so! I really appreciate it! :D :D :D

~Aislynn

[azteclady]

From Homecoming, what was it he said to Jack? Paraphrasing: "The lady want a gun, give the lady a gun"

And when he tells Kate and Hurley, "So it was Steve who bit it" (or words to that effect - my memory is shot!), and Hurley says, "Dude, that was Scott." Sawyer's face is... priceless!!!

GREAT delivery, excellent acting! I never tire of him.



Beto
Follow the link in my signature first, PM me second

[Wildcat]

From Homecoming, I like:

(may not be exact)

Jack: Do you know how to handle a gun?
Sawyer: I know one polar bear who seems to think so.

I also really liked the "don't even think about it jungle boy" one that someone already posted. I think it's his accent and the smart ass delivery that makes his lines so great. Does Josh Holloway have a southern accent in real life? I never really noticed.

[azteclady]

I do believe he does... though if I remember correctly, he's kind of stressing it a bit for LOST since Sawyer is supposedly this southern boy, and Josh's accent had grown much fainter.

Do not take this as gospel - I read it somewhere around here, so I can't vouch for its accuracy.


Beto

[lostaway]

haha I loved the line from homecoming...
"Uh uh uh, jungle boy!"

[devenish]

lol O my god me too......and I so luv his southern accent

[dsera]

"Well, now, I don't know if you Muslims have a concept of karma but it seems to me this island just served you up a heaping plate of cosmic payback."

(confronting Sayid in the cave)

[lostaway]

lol yeah that one was good too

[RogsAngel1198]

Bahahaha!! I loved this one tonight!

(to Kate) "Well thank YOU Boar expert!"

And,
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have some revenge to take care of.":rollin

He's a trip!

[lostaway]

lol... Outlaws was such a good episode... hilarious!! :D

[SerpentEvenstar]

Sawyer: For one I know you never went to college.
Kate: How do you know that?
Sawyer: If you had you would have heard of I never.

[QueenElessar9]

God...there are just so many I could go on forever :p

Most people mentioned some of my favourites anyway...but I also love these ones:

"Gosh, you sure know how to butter a man up staypuft"

"I was fresh out of pies to throw at ya"

"Ah. Damn! Didn't I tell you? Saint Jack got himself buried in a cave in. Look at the bright side...now you have someone else to pity."

"Golly, hate to bicker about positions sweetheart, but I think you're on top!"

"Alright Sasafras...but if you wanna drink, you gotta play"

"Well ain't you the belle of the ball...how does it feel to have the doctor and Captain Falafel fighting over you"

"How'd I score the housecall Dr. Quinn?"

OOOh...I just love him...there's just so many! LOL...

And I seem to be really demented...but can anyone tell me how to get those picture icons under your used name...I've never used ezboards before...

[azteclady]

Welcome, QueenElessar!

Go to the Help forum and you'll find a post with instructions. If you are still having technical difficulties, ask for help in the Lostaways forum - usually someone will know what to do, or even offer to do it for you!


Beto
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[i am so lost 386]

<OMG, what about when he called Sayid "Captain Falafel"?? I was DYING laughing at that... it was the greatest!>

Yeah, that was funny. :lol :rollin

[lostaway]

Not to sound stpid but who is "Captain Falafel"??? Some cartoon character or something?

[Bloom Fan77]

I think in "Homecoming" he said "So, Steve drew the short straw." or something like that.

And I also loved in "Outlaws" when he the boar went through his stuff the second time and said "he peed on my shirt!" That cracked me up :rollin

[lianzim]

Not to sound stpid but who is "Captain Falafel"??? Some cartoon character or something?

A falafel is this type of pita dish that originated in the middle east i believe. So it was a jab at Sayid's ethnicity.

[ThatHippieKid]

A falafel is this type of pita dish that originated in the middle east i believe. So it was a jab at Sayid's ethnicity.

Oooohh!!! Makes sense :D Thanks!

"How'd I score the housecall Dr. Quinn?"

I love that one XD

[joytwnkle]

of course, we cannot forget the best line EVER: "physics my ass" :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

[ThatHippieKid]

Hahaha yes...

"Impact velocity... Physics my ass! *drops briefcase and watches it not break* SON of a B--- UNbeliEVEable!!"

[soulessfreaks]

I love all of his cracks on Charlie

Sawyer: Dear Diary, I'm getting really freaked out by that has-been pop star. I think he's stalking me.

[dsera]

A couple great one liners from this week.

To Jack when he says there are tests he can run about the headaches: Sorry, doc. Sounds fun, but my insurance ran out.


Kate: Get up. You're going to Jack.
Sawyer: Do I get a lolipop?

:rollin

[EGlVM]

Oh so many to choose:D
I think we all love, "Right behind ya...jackass"
That episode had great lines.Here's some of my favorites.
"Me Kate. Me throw rock."
"Why don't you come closer and get me warm?" *my legs give out*
"It's about bunnies!"
"Hey freckles!"
"Oh, I'm sick but you're not?!"
8)
Oh! and the new one!
Kate: "Get up. We're going to see Jack."
Sawyer: "Do I get a lolly pop?!"

[soulessfreaks]

Not a line really but it was still hirllarous, when Jack mentioned phantom smells so he walked off and he was sniffing.

[devenish]

yea that was funny lol

[villana81]

do i get a lollypop? so funny and cute:rollin

[soulessfreaks]

I just cant beleive Jack didn't get a new nickname :(

[EGlVM]

The new one from Do No Harm.
*Claire walks away*
Sawyer: "She likes me."

[ThatHippieKid]

"The man's got what I call an 'over-zealous work ethic'"

[EGlVM]

OMG! ThatHippieKid! I love that part of the LOTR commentary.
How many times, Elijah, you can't double tig a tag!
:rollin :rollin :rollin

[EGlVM]

To Claire "Hey MamaCita!"

[ThatHippieKid]

lol EGIVM I'm glad you liked it. I've been waiting for a LOTR fan to notice it :D

*loves that part also*

[Claire]

One of my favs (from episode 3...i think)

"Hi stick"

[EGlVM]

It's been said before, but,
"Hey, guess what, I just shot a bear!"

Oh! And Claire, I love your icon! I've been waiting for someone to make that one. AAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!

[ThatHippieKid]

I have a Claire/baby icon too, feel free to use it if you want:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/sirius_starr/icons/love.jpg

[EGlVM]

OK Here it goes. I got more.

"I never been to Disneyland." *Kate doesn't drink* "Aww That's just sad!"
"Ah ah ah jungle boy. Not even for one second."
"I hate to bicker about positions but I think you're the one on top."
*Boar knocks him in mud* "SON OF A BITCH!"
"I bet two bottles of sunscreen he sinks it."
"Thank you boar expert!"
"Gettin' even"
"Laugh it up Mohammad, but if I come back and my stuff's gone, I'm comin' after you."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have some revenge to tend to."
*Kate throws a rock in bushes* "Ow! Son of a bitch! Hell you doin'!"
"What, you smell blood on the wind?"
"I can't believe I'm getting the news from a six year old."
Walt: I'm ten.
"OK then it must be true."
"OW! Watch it jackass!"
"Trick or treat!"
"Dulely noted"
"Physics my ass." *Throws case and it doesn't break* "Damn it! Unbelievable!"
"That hog is gonna suffer. I swear to god!"
"Here piggy piggy piggy!" *Kate kicks him*"AAAAHHHH!!!"
"I didn't hurt it."
"AAAHHH! He peed on my stuff. Took the shirt out and peed on it."
"A hole in the mud."
"It's just a boar."
"I take comfort that some day this is going to be a great shopping complex or an auto mall."
"Stick 'em up!"
Jack: You kidding?
"Yeah."

[ThatHippieKid]

*Kate kicks him* AHHHHHH
*continues*
"I didn't hurt it!"

"I was fresh out of pies to throw at ya!"


*slightly annoyed* "What, you smell blood on the wind?"

[EGlVM]

"Thanks anyway. Nice garden."
*worried* "Hyperopia......what is that?"
"Messed up my ride chief."
"You're gonna lecture us on lying Betty!"
"Folks down on the beach mightta bin doctors and accountants a month ago, but it's "Lord of the Flies" time now."

[lachme]

it just slayed me when he called walt "short round".

[EGlVM]

"Watch you doin' in my stuff son?"
"I'm a complex guy sweetheart."
"I'm tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. 'Course I'm serious. Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you I ain't greedy."

[EGlVM]

*Talking about the baby*
Charlie:"Say something else."
Sawyer:"Alright, I liked it better inside than I do out."

[Mattie]

Sawyer:"Alright, I liked it better inside than I do out."

:lol

[ThatHippieKid]

:lol that one was cute..

[kuduk]

I can't believe "Sawyerhasthebestlines" hasn't posted here!

[Mattie]

^ :lol

"I don't have it." right after the big kiss

[LadySTX]

I loved when he said that to Charlie. I was taken back that he was so honest. But he always is.

[EGlVM]

*From Born to Run*

"Come again?"
"Don't give me the,"Awww golly" eyes!"
"Don't worry puddin', your secret's safe with me." (And then he shouts it to everyone later. haha)
"And just who's gonna take my place, Mickey?
"Sorry. That don't suit me."

[Mattie]

"She doesn't care about anybody but herself." something like that during the scene when he's yelling at Kate.

[elizabethalcazar]

this might have already been posted but one of my faves is (to Jack), "Where'd you get the harware, Hoss?"

Sawyer: "You're in my light, sticks."
Shannon: "Lightsticks? What the hell-"
Sawyer: "Light. Comma. Sticks."

Sawyer(to Claire): "Hey, mamacita!"

[Mattie]

"Let go. I know you want to."

[EGlVM]

"I'm back on the raft."
"We set sail tomorrow."

Kate: "Why do you deserve to be on that raft?"
Sawyer: "Cause there ain't no reason to stay on this island."

[Mattie]

"Don't you feel sorry for me."

[Mattie]

"Yeah." when Jack asks him if he was trying to be funny...Sawyer says yeah while kind of smiling and laughing.

[ThatHippieKid]

^ Tres cute ^_^

"I was fresh outta pies to throw at ya"

[Mattie]

^ :lol

I loved that part.

[dsera]

Actually not to pick at you but the actual quotes are:

Kate: Why is it so important for you to be on that raft?
Saywer: Cuz there ain't anything on this island worth staying for

:D

Kate: "Why do you deserve to be on that raft?"
Sawyer: "Cause there ain't no reason to stay on this island."

[Mattie]

"Only one that can do it, is the one with that gun. Don't act so surprised. Heard you tell the hero the same thing."

[EGlVM]

And I messed up my other one too! It's supposed to be...

"You're gonna vote me off Mickey?"
"And just who the hell is gonna take my place?!"

[dsera]

Kinda defeats saying it's one of your favorite lines if you can't even remember how it goes, eh?

And I messed up my other one too!

[EGlVM]

OH, zip it!

Zii Puh!- Dr. Evil

[Mattie]

"You owed money to Hibbs?"

[DohBoy]

I'm paraphrasing here, but:

"Kids are like dogs - you hit em enough times and they start thinkin they deserve it."

[Mattie]

"What are you looking at me for, it's not my fault!"

[MistyBlueAngel]

Sawyer to Kate: "Baby I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damned spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. 'Course I'm serious."

totally loved this one! that was the best! and right before THE KISS...
*Misty faints*

[ThatHippieKid]

KF2 I love how he said that... all indignant like... Stupid Michael, just brushing him off. :p

"There we go, perfect mast!"

[SawyersLoverGirl]

that was hilarious! rofl!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/daisygirl22/kateandsawyer.jpg

[ThatHippieKid]

woah sawyerslovergirl, I LOVE your banner! That's a really awesome style, I'll have to try that out! =D

[LostinTrinity]

This isn't really a one liner, but I love the way he can express so much with just a look. Like the look he got when the cop said his real name or last week when he told Kate there was no reason to stay on the island...the look he gave her just said so much (and melted my heart btw).

[DohBoy]

Not sure if this counts, it's from the Jimmy Kimmel show that was on after the Lost finale:

"You've got a pretty mouth, doughboy." (to Jimmy Kimmel after Sawyer barters bug spray for a kiss)

[ThatHippieKid]

DohBoy I LOVE that part of JKL... I saw it the first time they aired, I'm SO glad they aired it again, so hilarious.

[Mattie]

Calling Michael and Jin Han and Chewie.

[ThatHippieKid]

"I ain't a hero, Mike.."

(or something like that, I cant remember)

[devenish]

anythin that comes out of this guy's mouth is funny , i luv all his nicks and one-liners

[Mattie]

"WOO!" - when he thinks he's being rescued

[Pippin1984]

Yeah he was absolutley priceless when he thought they were getting rescued!

[Mattie]

"Because!" - when Walt asked him why he has to kill the guy he wrote the letter to.

[ThatHippieKid]

I liked it when Walt sorta... well, glomped him when they were getting "rescued", lol... he sorta threw himself at Sawyer in a hug. Very cute =D

[Mattie]

Now are we gonna get off this rock or stand around all day talking about it?

[EGlVM]

"Don't know, but right over ther would make a great beach resort."

[Mattie]

"Why, you like Bob Marley?"

[EGlVM]

Michael:"Is that why you want to die, man?"
Sawyer:"What?"

I loved the way he said it!:lol

[JoshHollaway94Lover]

"We worked it out caveman style" is my favorite!

[Mattie]

"This is gonna hurt" to Boone

[TheHatchisFullofLemmings]

"Baby, I am tied up to a tree in a jungle of mystery."

"Why, you wanna see who's taller?"

"It's about bunnies."- the look on his face...omg lol

"Guess what? I JUST SHOT A BEAR!"- maybe my favorite

"I'm a complex guy, sweeheart!"- we all know this one

"Well I sure ain't no hero, Mike."- during the finale

I love Sawyer's dialogue. It's always clever.

[Mattie]

"Don't you worry, I ain't ever coming back here!" - something along those lines in the police station

[lostangel13]

"See, kids are like dogs. You knock 'em around enough, they start thinkin' they did something to deserve it."

:( aw, so sad. okay maybe it's two lines but it's my favorite sawyer quote. gets me every time. . .

[EGlVM]

Michael:"Is that what your dad did to you?
Sawyer:"My dad never got the chance to beat me."

*Kate jumps Sawyer*
"Well it's about time."

"Wouldn't mind sharing a few things with her myself."

Sawyer: "So how's it feel?"
Boone: "So how's what feel?"
Sawyer: "Taking my place on everyone's most hated list....Sucks, don't it?"

[Sunshine8503]

There is way to many to choose from but my favorite's are

Jack: Get up
Sawyer: Why? you wanna see whose taller



Jack: Sawyer
Sawyer: right behinde you, Jackass


I can't remember exactly what he said but when Walt was telling him about charlie and Clair beeing kidnapped

Sawyer: Why am I gettng the news from a 5 year old

[EGlVM]

Boone: "Dick."
Sawyer: "A little louder!"

Sayid: "This is Australian (the rock) This is us (the torch).
Sawyer: "Nice stick."

"Ok, really enjoyed the puppet show, fantastic.

(Jack looking through the fuselage. Hears something moving. looks. Sawyer pops up)
Sawyer: "Boo."
Jack: "What are you doing in here?"
Sawyer: "Trick or treat, same as you."
Jack: "You're looting."
Sawyer: "Aww, you say potato..."
Jack: "What's in the bag?"
Sawyer: "Booze. Smokes. A couple of playboys. What's in yours?"
Jack: "Medicine."
Sawyer:"Well, that about sums it up. Don't it?"
Jack:"Do you do this back home, too - steal from the dead?"
Sawyer: "Brother, you gotta wake up and smell the bull crap here, rescue ain't comin'. You're just wasting your time. You're trying to save a guy that last time I checked had a piece of metal the size of my head sticking out of his bread basket. Let me ask you something? How many of those pills are you gonna use to fix him up?"
Jack: "As many as it takes."
Sawyer: "Yeah, how many you got? You're just not looking at the big picture here, Doc. You're still back at civilization."
Jack: "Yeah? And where are you?"
Sawyer: "Me? I'm in the wild."

[xxSawyersGurlxx]

Ok this isnt spoken by sawyer, but its about hima nd i thought it was real funny. Someone making fun of him for a change.

(When Sawyer first tries on his new glasses)
Hurley: "Dude, looks like someone steam-rolled Harry Potter."

[EGlVM]

I loved that! But that should probably go in the Hurley thread in the Hurley quotes.

[devenish]

yup its about time someone actually made fun of sawyer on the island, give him a new nickname every minute:D

[DohBoy]

Bumping with a couple of good ones pointed out by a couple of our newer Sawyer fans:

loserguurl: "What're you gonna do, splash me?"

It's priceless because that's exactly what Michael does, causing Sawyer's raft to fall apart!

Strazz: "You gotta band-aid?"

[bergsuk]

how about this from season 2 episode 3:

Ana-Lucia: Something about why Sawyer didn't use the gun earlier

Sawyer: (along the lines of) "I guess i was too busy getting hit in the face with a club"

Pure sarcasm, classic.

[SwanChick111]

Season 2 Episode 3 quote. He's talking to Ana Lucia and she asks where he got the gun and he said he got it from a general marshall and she says:
"And you just happen to have his gun"
Sawyer: "yeah...I'm lucky" -His facial expression was just hilarious when he said that line also.

I love all of sawyers quotes. He & Hurley are the funniest characters.

[EGlVM]

^^
"Just why are you so interested all of a sudden, cupcake?":lol

[EGlVM]

"You want me Hot Lips? You're gonna have to come down here and...(cage door closes).....bitch."

I nearly killed myself laughing.

[Brian]

EGlVM,

You beat me to it! :lol Damn! That has to be one of his best so far! Like you, I almost laughed myself out of my chair. I thought the scene was over when it cut to black. Then, "Bitch." :rollin Classic Sawyer!

[Lockesbastardson]

From tonight....

the other castaways say they believe that Sawyer, Michael and Jin survived the crash....

Sawyer: "Great... we can all sue Oceanic together."

[DohBoy]

"You didn't say 'three.'"

Also:

"If you ever hit me again ... I'll kill you." <-- not a funny one, but very typical Sawyer.

[Jalicia]

Episode four was full of great lines from Sawyer. The one I enjoyed the most apart from the "You didn't say three" one was when Ana Lucia was ranting at him.

"I say jump...you say..."
"You first!"

Has me in stitches every time!:rollin

[NotAZoo]

Sawyer referring to Jin as Chewie.....absolutely a classic!!!

[shnicky101]

I liked the: "I'm in the wild" phrase. Sexy. :D

[EGlVM]

From Abandoned,


Libby: "How'd you get shot anyways?"
Sawyer: "With a gun."

[wickedsweet]

^^^ That's my new favorite.

[Unnamed Redshirt Number 4]

^ I loved that line too!

Unfortunately, Sawyer didn't get many good lines in this past episode, as he wasn't feeling well. Poor baby. *gently strokes Sawyer's feverish forehead with a cool cloth* :love2:

Erm... don't mine me.

[xBabsx]

Howdy I'm a newbie here, gotta lovey the Sawyer though! my fave lines are "its about bunnies" and "guess what, i shot a bear!" :wave2: :p ttfn xx

[gbhappy]

Everything this man says is amaaaazzzzing. It is not only the dialoge, "Chewy", its the way he says it! (Anybody remember seeing this fellow on a pretty fun, but badly animanted movie called: Sabertooth? A real young guy at that time...)

And yeah, when the camera goes to him, I am always ready for a laugh - how can you not like it. It seems he will say anything to get a rise, even if that rise is a punch in the face. He just doesn't care (or seemly so, anyway). The best role on the show (well okay a good tie with ahhh, all of them!). Tallyho...

[BoarExpert]

i don't have 2 cents, but check out my screen name

[McLaggen]

I love all his lines in the Boar episode.

"He's harassing me!"

[Shifty]

I gotta say the

"Am I In A BunkBed" line was quite funny!

[Lost In His Eyes]

The line about 'the bigass black horse in the middle of the jungle' line was hilarious!

[SareBear00]

My new favorite line was when Sawyer told Jack "I love her" (referring to Kate) OMG OMG OMG. I just about started to cry. I love Sawyer!!

[EGlVM]

"Well that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. Who the hell's Wayne?"

"Am I in bunk beds?"

(comes out of hatch)
"Son of a bitch."

"Maybe you'd better take me back inside."

Kate: "Do you see that?"
Sawyer: "You mean the big ass black horse standing in the middle of the jungle?"

[gigibee]

while i LOVE "guess what?! I just shot a BEAR!"

I really love it when he calls Jack 'Metro.' That was THE most hilarious IMO. It was early (i think) in S1.

I don't know if it was James (aka Sawyer) talking when he said, "i love her" or if it was the 'ghost' Kate was talking to thru james (i like that better than sawyer)....but I HOPE it was the true blue eyed dimple faced boy/man......who will hopefully go into full MAN mode and shed his little boy lost image when ....if..... he & kate get together for a REAL thingy.

I'm kind of imagining the jack-kate-sawyer triangle as ending up something like the triangle in that movie Pearl Harbor with another hot 'josh' by last name of Hartnett. JMO. Maybe not till the final season.

:celebrate

[xXxJessiexXx]

Sawyer: Dear Diary, I'm getting really freaked out by that has-been pop star. I think he's stalking me....Diary, the little limey runt just won't let up.
Charlie: You hit like a ponce.
Sawyer:Oh, yeah.

Michael: Why does a guy who only cares about himself want to risk his life to save everyone else? The way I see it, there's only 2 choices - you're either a hero or you want to die.
Sawyer: Well, I ain't no hero, Mike.

Sawyer: What the hell are you expecting to see? In case you haven't noticed, it's dark.

Sawyer: Yeah, the ladies dig the doctors. Hell, give me a couple of band aids, a bottle of peroxide, I could run this island too.
Kate: You're actually comparing yourself to Jack?
Sawyer: The difference between us ain't that big, sweetheart. I guarantee you, if he had survived a few more weeks on this island you'd have figured that out.

Sawyer: Hey Mamacita! You want some fish?.........She likes me.

Sawyer: Stick 'em up.
Jack: Trying to be funny?
Sawyer: Yeah. I was fresh out of pies to throw at you.

[XxForever LostxX]

while i LOVE "guess what?! I just shot a BEAR!"

I really love it when he calls Jack 'Metro.'

I thought he called Boone 'Metro,' referring to him as a metrosexual.

[sawyer_is_fit]

i loved light comma sticks that cracked me up for hours but the best line is when sawyer walked out of the ocean to kate and was like hell of a book it's about bunnies! So random its hilarious!

[sawyer_is_fit]

hey what episode did he say he loved kate i have to see it i cant believe i missed it

[LOSTkiwi]

His smile makes a girl melt!

My favorite-
Baby i'm tied to a tree in a jungle of mystry. i have just been tortured by a damn spinal surgeon & a genuine Iraqi. Of course i am serious!

i also love
right behind you jackass!

[dharmagirl]

OMG- josh (hollaway) was voted # 1 hunk on tv by tv guide.

I like " Well, I never knew how much tracy missed her hubby and 2 kids back in Frezno, yet she's sleepin' next to good old Scott to keep her warm"
walt- "That's Steve Scott's dead!"

I love the haircut - i was all worried aboput it but now i love it

i also love - 'Let me ask you somethin'. You single?'
Ana-Lucia - "yeah. YOu gay?"
and when he called Hrley "pilsbury" - priceless

Kate-"i never wore pink." *sawyer drinks* "i knew"
"The 80's'
Kate - "ive never had a 1 night stand." "Bottoms up sawyer"

[dharmagirl]

i also LOVe this 1

Kate - "maybe it's got your scent. maybe it doesnt like your cologen" refering to the boar
Sawyer-" i dont wear cologen"
Kate- "yes you do" i love the look on her face
Sawyer-"Well whatever"

[dharmagirl]

Jack-jackass, dr.Quinn, Jacko,omg cant remember any more
Kate- belle of the ball, freckles, sweetheart, sweetcheeks
Charlie- Chuckie
Locke- mr.clean
Claire-mamacita
Aaron- Baby hugie
Sayid- Mohamad, Ali
Shannon- sticks
Boone- baywatch
Hurley- Lardo, Pilsbury

sorry there arent more - im a little brain dead today, post if ya think of some

[niann]

"Well that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. Who the hell's Wayne?"

"Am I in bunk beds?"

(comes out of hatch)
"Son of a bitch."

"Maybe you'd better take me back inside."

Kate: "Do you see that?"
Sawyer: "You mean the big ass black horse standing in the middle of the jungle?"

Welcome back Sawyer. No more unconsciousness for him!!!

[Cincychick]

Last nights episode had some good ones.

Locke:' Any of this look familiar?"
Sawyer: (points at leaf) Look there is my favorite leaf."

also the whole Mr. Clean thing with Locke LOL

[xtine]

just reading those quotes sends shivers down my spine! his accent just adds 100000 billion hot points to his total.

[EGlVM]

"This ain't over between you and me, Zeke."

It wasn't the fact that he was sticking up for Kate (ew) it was the fact that he won't take no crap at any time. I hope Sawyer is the one to kill him in the end.

[PhantomPhase]

How about when he called Jin "Sulu" before they embarked on the raft. Classic.

[EGlVM]

Sawyer: "Are you sure Michael went this way?"
Locke: "Why do you ask?"
Sawyer: "Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone round Mt. Vesuvius."
Locke: "Why'd you pick that name?"
Sawyer: "Ain't it obvious? All you need is an earring and a mop."

[imaguestage]

IN "Fire + Water" when he yells "Hey Libby!" and then walks into the tent...it was so junior high!

[EGlVM]

:rotfl: That was awesome!

[dharmagirl]

i like on walkabout when jack gives the knife that locke threw at sawyer and sawyer said " and you gave him his knife back?!" i LOVE that

[EGlVM]

"Just like a woman to take the house and leave you with the shitty apartment."

[boonian androphile]

So many great Sawyer lines in this episode. An instance where Sawyer errs in nationalities, but I did chuckle at the Tokyo Rose line.

[vypergts]

My favorite is still the one where he called Locke "Mr. Clean." PRICELESS

Maybe it's the mysterious power of the island that gives him the ability to say what everbody else is thinking :thumbs_up

[azteclady]

To Kate: "You run, I con."

[Clementine Kruczynski]

Calling Ana-Lucia "Ana-Lulu."

[juanbong]

Calling Sun Tokyo Rose was great. Talking about how the wife gets the house and the ex gets the crappy apartment was superb.

[Docteurmad]

Typing the numbers: "A second. I'm like this close to the high score at Donkey Kong."

[EGlVM]

^Loved that!

[Kris10]

The Donkey Kong quote was, by far, my favorite Sawyer line of all time.

[LostHorizon]

What was that exact quote that Sawyer said to Kate in the last episode, was it something along the lines of:
" If I were to bet on a mud wrestling match between you and ( Sun ), my money is on you.."

:confused:

Whatever it was, I could definitely visuallize that! :D

[Dezdemona]

What was that exact quote that Sawyer said to Kate in the last episode, was it something along the lines of:
" If I were to bet on a mud wrestling match between you and ( Sun ), my money is on you.."

:confused:

Whatever it was, I could definitely visuallize that! :D
"You versus Sun, hot oil death match? My money's on you, Sheena."
My favorite one-liner from this episode. :D

[kimberwyn]

Oh man, someone should make a video montage with all his one liners (or most of them atleast).

[azteclady]

kimberwyn, check this out (http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13671) - I think you'll love it! ;)

[juanbong]

Whadda ya got there, Rerun?

good stuff.

[live love lost]

i know this was one of the first ones posted but i gotta say
"And guess what? I just shot a bear!"
haha thats my favorite! i have it on a shirt.. accompanied by an amazingly hot picture of sawyer, of course!

[live love lost]

and i also loved the line in The Hunting Party when Locke asked Sawyer if the path that they were following was familiar and Sawyer replied, "oh yeah, there's my favorite leaf."

[aRooZa]

2x15 Maternity Leave, Conversation with Kate:

Kate: "I need a gun. And you don't get to ask why."
Sawyer: "Well, Thelma, seeing as I got all the guns I do get to ask why."
Kate: "No, you don't."
Sawyer: "Yes I do. Watch: ... Why?"

:D

[lockerates]

2x15 Maternity Leave, Conversation with Kate:

Kate: "I need a gun. And you don't get to ask why."
Sawyer: "Well, Thelma, seeing as I got all the guns I do get to ask why."
Kate: "No, you don't."
Sawyer: "Yes I do. Watch: ... Why?"

:D
i spat my coke everywhere, delivered with expert timing

[EGlVM]

I'm glad he didn't just give Kate a gun.

Kate needs to f*ck off. She is totally useless to this show.

[wickedsweet]

I loved the Sawyer/Kate gun exchange as well. You gotta love a hot, southern, smart ass.

[Kelly96]

"You wanna do a big what?!" is great coz there's so much implied in that sentence!!

And "The man's got himself NEEDS, just like everyone else on this island." Again, there's the implication and it's a line that make you want to go "ooh ooh!", stick your hand in the air and jump up and down!!

xKellyx

[Khan]

I love the "needs" line too,it's just sends my nasty mind working overtime.
I like Kate,but she's passing up the hottest thing in the south seas for the dullest thing on Lost. No wonder he's squishing frogs.

[gaia33]

I live in South Georgia, and I know many guys who are so much like "Sawyer" it's scary (just in the looks, talk and sexiness--they ARE NOT grifters!)...the first time I saw "Sawyer" I said to my sister, "Looks like a Georgia boy". lol Come to find out, Josh Holloway was brought up in Georgia...

[SareBear00]

I live in South Georgia, and I know many guys who are so much like "Sawyer" it's scary (just in the looks, talk and sexiness--they ARE NOT grifters!)...the first time I saw "Sawyer" I said to my sister, "Looks like a Georgia boy". lol Come to find out, Josh Holloway was brought up in Georgia...
..... do you have the phone numbers of any of these Sawyer look alikes? I'd buy a number off of you:p :itmdrool: hehehehehe

[Kelly96]

LOL, me too!! $50?

xKellyx

[SareBear00]

.... I offer $100!! :D

[Khan]

Women get a grip please.
Let's pool the club money and take a little vacation to Southern Georgia and bag some of those bad boys.We'll build a few extra rooms to the club house.

[SareBear00]

Sounds good Khan! I'll definatly donate some cash to this 'find a Sawyer look alike' road trip to Southern Georgia!

[EGlVM]

And "The man's got himself NEEDS, just like everyone else on this island." Again, there's the implication and it's a line that make you want to go "ooh ooh!", stick your hand in the air and jump up and down!!
*shoves you aside with my hip*

I PUT MY HAND UP BEFORE YOU!!!!! :rotfl:

[gaia33]

Ya'll can find them mostly working on the highways, construction, electrical and a few farming..."my sawyer" was a jack of all trades...I lost him in the 70's, though...he committed suicide... :cry: His name was Bobby Lee. He had Sawyer's body, blonde hair, smile...I miss him so much--and I still love him.

[Khan]

You have my deepest sympathy gaia33,seeing Sawyer on Lost must be bittersweet for you. :flowers:

[Desmond's Bunny]

My favorite was in The Pilot when they're on the hike to higher ground to try the radio, and Sawyer has just shot the polar bear with the gun, and Kate asks him, "Where did that thing come from?" (meaning the gun) and he responds, "Probably Bear Village! How the hell do i know?". LOVE IT!!! :rotfl:

[Demsu]

I liked the line when Sawyer and Michael were on the raft and Michael accused him of attracting the shark, and Sawyer just replied: "Well I just stop bleeding then!" That one is solid gold.

Damn I wish I had samekind of sarcasm as he.

[EGlVM]

^ Me too, and i can be pretty sarcastic. It just shows you how sarcastic he can be. :D

[dharmagirl]

i absolutly LOVE Sawyer - i Love the line on "everybody Hates Hugo" when he said " i think they're gonna eat us!" then on adrift when he says " oh whatcha gonna do? Splash me?!" *splash*

i like the " me kate, me throw rock" too.
i like when he sees hurley eating the dressingf " ya got a little spot a nothin on ur chin"
and of course! "if this were a scary movie i'd be out here with a hot chick instead of you borbar!"
then Hurley's ranch disorder

[Darko]

Theres a new one liner in town, and its king. "Doctor Giggles"

[EGlVM]

Sawyer: "What? You got union trouble down at the sand factory, Norma Rae?"
Bernard: "C'mon Sawyer, I need your help. What do you say?"
Sawyer: "I say...pasadena."

[Hurley Lover]

Kate: So he just, attacked you, huh?
Sawyer: Try to contain yourself freckles.
Kate: What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.
Sawyer: Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.

[Darkshines]

My boyfriend is an exact mix of Sawyer and Russell Crowe. If I can sneak a pic I will post it on here.....:nanabobo:

[Dezdemona]

My boyfriend is an exact mix of Sawyer and Russell Crowe. If I can sneak a pic I will post it on here.....:nanabobo:
Wait, your boyfriend is a mix of Sawyer and Russell Crowe... and you're spending time on the internet?????????????? Girl, there are better things to do with a boy like that around!
:eyebrow:

[lockerates]

"the artist formerly known as Henry Gale"
i nearly died laughing

[aRooZa]

Kate: So he just, attacked you, huh?
Sawyer: Try to contain yourself freckles.
Kate: What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.
Sawyer: Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.


"the artist formerly known as Henry Gale"
i nearly died laughing


:yeah: :rotfl: loved it :D

[Dezdemona]

"the artist formerly known as Henry Gale"
i nearly died laughing

I loved that line! Believe it or not, Josh tried to get them to cut that line out! From the new EW:


In the shadow of a crooked tree, Matthew Fox (Jack) and Evangeline Lilly (Kate) bat away hungry gnats dive-bombing their glistening skin. Outside the vine-choked doors of the hatch, Harold Perrineau (Michael) is being painted with sticky fake blood. And stomping through the underbrush is Josh Holloway (Sawyer), his dimpled mug pinched with panic. Things are a little crazy around here today, since sequences for the final four hours of Lost's brilliantly puzzling second season are being shot concurrently. And — oops — Holloway prepared for the wrong scene. Now he's cramming for a cumbersome mouthful of typical Sawyer snark. '''The artist formerly known as Henry Gale' — what is that?'' says the actor, shaking his head. He asks if he can ditch the tricky quip. Nope. Make it work, he's told.

[Lost Zealot]

Well 'Him' says eventhough 'Pippi Longstocking' and the damn 'Grape Ape' are ideal candidates for the dirty dozem I'm just gonna say we might want to bring the 'Red Beret'.

^^^^^From last nights episode "Three Minutes". This is the best Sawyer quote so far in my opinion. I laughed the rest of the night once I heard this one!

[Sawyers_wolf]

"I say jump, and you say..."
"You first!"
--
"Guess what? I JUST SHOT A BEAR!"
--
"It's about bunnies!"

Three classic sawyer lines. I've stopped drinking anything during lost episodes, after I got tango up my nose for at least the fifth time the other night. I love sawyer, but I seem to have a near death experience every time he opens that smart mouth of his. :drinky: :D :P

[Cad]

Oh so many...

"I say jump, and you say..."
"You first!"
---
"The artist formerly known as Henry Gale"
---
"Shaft!"
---
"Captain Falafel!!!"

and loads more

[cautiousguyonlost]

Favorite liner was when he said to Libby in Hurley Episode: Dave

Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do 'trust falls.'

[dharmagirl]

I just love every aspect about Sawyer. He's the perfect mix of hott and funny. I LOVE on Three Minutes when him and Jack are in his tent-
JACK: I'm not Irish.
SAWYER: Neither am I.
That was hillarious! then on the same episode-
JACK: We were caught in a net.
SAWYER: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
JACK: It means we got caught in a net.
SAWYER: Is that what they're calling it these days?
Ya gotta love that! Then a part that made me laugh and cry-
SAWYER: I never even knew her last name. Ana-Lucia.
JACK: It's Cortez.
SAWYER: Cortez, there you go. I screwed her.
JACK: What?
SAWYER: That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. [Jack looks puzzled] We got caught in a net.
JACK: Why are you telling me this, Sawyer?
SAWYER: Because you're about the closest thing I've got to a friend, Doc. And because she's gone. Well, at least now we get to kill to somebody.
So hot yet so sad!

[dharmagirl]

the one on the finale - "Yeah it did. Right before it crapped gold." I LOVE that! I LOVED how he called Jin Dadio!
Then on Pilot Part 2 - "He had a clip-on badge, took that too. Thought was cool!"
then the " Yeah, well 'him' says that just because Pippi Longsstockings and the damn Grape Ape are ideal canidates for the Dirty Dozen, I'm just gonna say that maybe we might wanna bring the Red Beret."

[Television]

I think he gave hurley some of the best nicknames during season 2. Grape Ape, Jabba, Pillsbury...

[Khan]

The thing about Sawyer that should delight TPTB is they can be completely non PC with him, it's refreshing.

[minmelethuireb]

Not exactly a one liner... but I loved this part...

SAWYER: It's closer. It's closer. Give me the damn flare gun.
MICHAEL: Hold on a sec.
SAWYER: I'm telling you, it's closer. I'm telling you, look.
MICHAEL: I know, okay. I've got one flare.
JIN: [Speaks in Korean.]
MICHAEL [to Jin]: Okay, I know. You don't see anything. Okay.
SAWYER: What the hell are you expecting to see? In case you haven't noticed, it's dark.
WALT: What is it? Is it a ship?
MICHAEL: We don't know, little man. We don't know.
JIN: Starboard? Port?
MICHAEL: Port.
JIN: [Speaks in Korean.]
MICHAEL: Okay, what the hell am I supposed to do about it?
SAWYER: Hey, Han, you and Chewie want to slow down a second and talk to me here?




Sawyer so has all the best lines... and I really love his Star Wars references too. Priceless... :D

[Khan]

I love that exchange, Sawyer at his down to earth smartass best.

[EGlVM]

I love that.

"What the hell are you expecting to see? In case you haven't noticed, it's dark!"

[Television]

Forget it; I'm done trading. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Thats a classic line.

[~amy~]

Hello!!! im new on this particular thread, so forgive my retadism for a little while, but i have to say, i love everything Sawyers mouth does. both verbal and um, nonverbal...lol.:nanabobo:
Haha he totally has all the best lines though. I gotta say, his Jack bashing? the best freakn thing since polarbear on a stick!

[Nicholas]

Amen to that! Sawyer and Kate are my two favorite characters, hands down.

"Should I get a ruler?" I know that was from Kate, but the context it was in was hysterical.

"Why don't you put your magoes where your mouth is?'